FabSwingers.com forum: Comparison to household objects

By *r X46 OP Man
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

Just read a profile describing the female being able to suck like a Dyson.

Are there any other unflattering comparisons to domestive cleaning equipment or white goods to describe a particular sexual skill?

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"She squirts like a sea cucumber" probably isn't one...not least because very few people have them lying around at home.

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By *r.EdibleMan
11 weeks ago

Fraserburgh

Unflattering??? Surely being compared to the market leading suction brand is the highest of compliments - its not like they said she sucks like an old Hendry or Shark.

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By *enk15Man
11 weeks ago

Evesham

I can pop like a toaster.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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11 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Nothing sucks like an electrolux. 🤷‍♂️

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By *eri24Woman
11 weeks ago

Bridgend

"Unflattering??? Surely being compared to the market leading suction brand is the highest of compliments - its not like they said she sucks like an old Hendry or Shark."

My new shark is far better than my old dyson

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"Unflattering??? Surely being compared to the market leading suction brand is the highest of compliments - its not like they said she sucks like an old Hendry or Shark.

My new shark is far better than my old dyson"

But can you suck as well ?

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By *eri24Woman
11 weeks ago

Bridgend

"Unflattering??? Surely being compared to the market leading suction brand is the highest of compliments - its not like they said she sucks like an old Hendry or Shark.

My new shark is far better than my old dyson

But can you suck as well ?"

I've been told so

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By *mmaleiaWoman
11 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Ariston…. & on & on & on

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By *VineMan
11 weeks ago

Just north of Bristol

Fanny like a bucket is not very flattering either

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By *r.EdibleMan
11 weeks ago

Fraserburgh

A friend of mine constantly refers to his manhood as his "Dewalt" in reference to it being a power tool.

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By *enk15Man
11 weeks ago

Evesham

I can bang like an uneven washing machine.

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By *ude LawMan
11 weeks ago

Harrogate

Nails like a Ryobi 18V ONE+ HP Cordless Brushless 18 Gauge Nailer Bare Tool.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
11 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I was once described as a sexual sponge. Made me think of a novelty one with tits and vag

Mrs TMN x

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