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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you are what you eat

Then I'm a pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we call you Arthur from now on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife used to embarrass me in social situations by addressing me by pet names, such as 'Snugglebear', 'Honeywunny' and 'Cutiepie'.She eventually stopped when I began doing the same thing to her.Anyway, got to go, folks; Bucketcunt's just put my tea out.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"My wife used to embarrass me in social situations by addressing me by pet names, such as 'Snugglebear', 'Honeywunny' and 'Cutiepie'.She eventually stopped when I began doing the same thing to her.Anyway, got to go, folks; Bucketcunt's just put my tea out.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I thought I was unshockable until a recent trip to Amsterdam, where I saw a sign for "duck sex". I didn't get to see anything as I was knocked out by a couple shagging on a swing. I bet they were swingers

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I saw this Dutch bloke walking the other day looking lost, so I stopped and asked him if he needed directions? He said no I've got 'sat-nav' built into my shoes!

I carried on and thought,

'fucking clever clogs'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This morning on the way to work I drove into the back of a car, at some lights, whilst not really paying attention.

The driver got out and he was a dwarf.

He said, "I'm not happy."

I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"This morning on the way to work I drove into the back of a car, at some lights, whilst not really paying attention.

The driver got out and he was a dwarf.

He said, "I'm not happy."

I replied, "Well, which one are you then?""

That's a groaner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two dyslexics rob a banks, they storm in and shout

"air in the hands motherstickers, this is a fuck up"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady Penelope and Parker.....

Parker...take off my coat !

yes me lady...

Parker.....take off my shoes....

yes me lady....

Parker.....take off my dress...

yes me lady...

Parker.....undo my bra...

yes me lady...

Parker...pull down my panties...

yes me lady....

and Parker....

yes me lady...

dont wear my frigging clothes again !!!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Pulled a gypsy bird last night, she asked me did I want to go back to hers for a good time. She wasn't fucking kidding!

I went on the dodgems, waltzer, ghost train and even went home with a goldfish!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I was in hospital yesterday getting a mole removed from my penis, the docs said it went well.

But the RSPCA say if I do it again they will prosecute....

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Scientists have found that many women develop "hoover disease" after years of marriage, they begin to make a continuous whining noise but don't suck anymore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read a book on the history of glue - couldn't put it down!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

New anti-depressant for lesbians...

Trycoxagain

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By *ickloverMan
over a year ago

Devizes

A Man takes his wife to a disco.

There's a guy on the dance floor giving it large - break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.

The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy?

25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."

Husband says:

"Looks like he's still celebrating!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol at the last post. I like that.

I went on eBay last month to buy a cock extension. Opened my package when it arrived and the item urned out to be a magnifying glass, "bastards".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate just got a penis extension. It makes his house look really funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a man goes to the doctors and say doctor I think im constipated and the doctor said no shit !!

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