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By *alcon2 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

North

I was sleeping on the floor once ( I do this sometimes when it's very hot) and I felt something scurry across my face. I woke up abruptly,thinking 'is there mice in here?'..Turning the light on, I saw in the corner of my vision a very big spider run across the room..

I decided that i have to catch this fellow and put him outside, though I didn't want to touch him as he was tarantula-sized.

After much searching, looking under furniture for 10 minutes, I went to the mirror...

- the spider was in my hair!!

..I proceeded to wreck the room in a panic spasm..

-Your turn.

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By *ude LawMan
2 weeks ago

Harrogate

Were you ok?

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By *ete hMan
2 weeks ago

Penzance

I was watching TV once and suddenly glimpsed something out the corner of my eye - was an enormous spider who'd decided to watch TV alongside me. Beautiful friendship was formed 🤣

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By *IXEN200Woman
2 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

I had been lying on my living room floor in my old house lights off and front door open as it was so warm I only had a nightie on and felt ticking on my thigh, sat up to discover there was a huge spider on my thigh

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By *alcon2 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

North

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By *alcon2 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

North


"Were you ok?"

Yeah

The spider was so big u could distinctly see its eyes..staring right back at you

👀

👁👁

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By *ermite12ukMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

Very similar to the ops.

Living by the harbour in a foreign country. There were an awful lot of cockroaches. I was told to periodically fumigate the flat, especially the kitchen.

So, off I go to the supermarket, buys a can of raid and a long list of groceries and plonks the bags on the worksurface.

I clamber up, and start spraying the top of the kitchen cupboards. (I'm wearing shorts, btw.)

Suddenly I feel something on my leg. I jump upwards and hit the ceiling and end up in a heap on the floor.

Turns out, it was one of the partially empty carrier bags had touched my leg. I think I may have emitted a very girly scream. But I'm not admitting to that.

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