FabSwingers.com forum: If you could pick any superpower, which would you pick?

By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
12 weeks ago

North West

I'd probably pick invisibility. Imagine the fun you could get up to with that

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By *avelovescouplesMan
12 weeks ago

wolverhampton

X ray vision would be great fun

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By *mmaleiaWoman
12 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Time traveller

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By *usty kayWoman
12 weeks ago

Burnham on Sea

Mind reading

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By *eliWoman
12 weeks ago

One where I could absorb everyone else's power without doing any real work. A la Rogue.

But not via touching, sex means too much to me. 🥲

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By *ack Flash400Man
12 weeks ago

The Bat Cave

Irresistibility

(yes I know,I've already got that!)

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
12 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Teleportation. I'd probably still turn up late.

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By *oeBeansMan
12 weeks ago

Derby

Ask some of the women on here and they'll tell you I already have super speed

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By *RcplSldnCouple
12 weeks ago

London

Omnipotence.

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By *oeBeansMan
12 weeks ago

Derby

"Omnipotence."

There's a blue pill that helps prevent that though, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

The regeneration power that wolverine has

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By *ulie.your. bottom. slutTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Near Glasgow

All humans and animals have to follow my commands

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By *tr8MrEMan
12 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

To be invisible to fellow fabbers

Thought I'd pick something that is possible 🤣🤣

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By *ortySwitchMan
12 weeks ago

london

I want the ability to ‘snap’ my fingers, and all my housework would be done. All my clothes washed, dryer, ironed and put away. All the floors hoovered and mopped. The kitchen and bathroom cleaned, including inside the fridge. Leavening my home looking looking like a show house.

Perfect!

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By *avie65Man
12 weeks ago

In the west.

To have the last word when I argue with a woman.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
12 weeks ago

Manchester

Targeted telepathy I can switch on and off at will. I don't want to be inundated with everyone's thoughts all of the time. I just want to be able to probe people when I want to.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
12 weeks ago

Stockton

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By *ete hMan
12 weeks ago

Penzance

Invisibility would be mine too, tho I feel a bit invisible sometimes anyway so maybe mind reading to figure out why I'm invisible 🤔

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By *hickthighs25Woman
12 weeks ago

Stockton

"To have the last word when I argue with a woman. "

🤣

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
12 weeks ago

Hatfield

"Targeted telepathy I can switch on and off at will. I don't want to be inundated with everyone's thoughts all of the time. I just want to be able to probe people when I want to. "

Feel free to probe me…

I’d go for the old x ray vision .. my imagination is good but like to see real thing too ..

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By *aizyWoman
12 weeks ago

west midlands

I just want to be Carrie when I go shopping, no one would get in my way or ram me with a trolley ever again.

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
12 weeks ago

North West

"To have the last word when I argue with a woman. "

Impossible. When you admit you're wrong, they don't take any prisoners. However when you're right, you're definitely wrong.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
12 weeks ago

Hatfield

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By *exyScientistsCouple
12 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Targeted telepathy I can switch on and off at will. I don't want to be inundated with everyone's thoughts all of the time. I just want to be able to probe people when I want to. "

Oh yes. Great one! Me too 😇

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
12 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

I don't care so long as it gets me an invite to 'Herogasm' (from 'the Boys')

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Predictably, I'd like to be able to physically change sex at will.

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By *eoBloomsMan
12 weeks ago

Springfield

"Predictably, I'd like to be able to physically have sex at will."

This for me too

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Predictably, I'd like to be able to physically have sex at will.

This for me too

Well, if I could physically change sex at will, I reckon it would be much easier to physically have sex at will. QED

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By *avie65Man
12 weeks ago

In the west.

"To have the last word when I argue with a woman.

Impossible. When you admit you're wrong, they don't take any prisoners. However when you're right, you're definitely wrong. "

Oh don’t I know that.

Can I settle for picking the lottery & Eutomillions numbers twice per week for a year?

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
12 weeks ago

North West

"Predictably, I'd like to be able to physically change sex at will."

Raining outside? Cosy night in? Sex. Hot day at the beach? Sex. Waiting for a taxi? Sex.

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By *fffunCouple
12 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Transportation.. Less time wasted travelling plus I could be holidaying all the time..

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By *aizyWoman
12 weeks ago

west midlands

"I don't care so long as it gets me an invite to 'Herogasm' (from 'the Boys')"

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By *pontaneous_coupleCouple
12 weeks ago

Hoddesdon

Teleportation! Meet people instantly and I have family all around the world x

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By *apkingMan
12 weeks ago

Stockport

Was always a fan of Bernard’s watch

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By *onty777Man
12 weeks ago

midlands

Mind reading. Life would be a lot easier

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By *ad NannaWoman
12 weeks ago

East London

I'd be God.

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By *KentMan
12 weeks ago

Canterbury

The ability to fly!

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By *onty777Man
12 weeks ago

midlands

"I'd be God."

Who says you’re not?

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By *Bqwerty69Man
12 weeks ago

Stourport

An "actual" power? Would have to be teleportation. I would never be late again! Bonus if I can teleport people or things with me by holding/touching them.

My ultimate want? An exo-suit. More Guyver than Iron Man, though.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

To make everything around me freeze

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By *traight-shooterMan
12 weeks ago

Douglas

"I'd probably pick invisibility. Imagine the fun you could get up to with that "

So you're a pedophile 🤣

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By *r.ZeusMan
12 weeks ago

Basgiath War College

Flash's super speed. You can travel anywhere around the world and read books in seconds.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Horsham

Telekenesis, the fun you could have with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

The ability to make copy's of myself so I could chill and send a copy to work

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By *rucking-HellMan
12 weeks ago

Northampton

Parting stationary traffic the way Moses parted the sea, then closing it up again after I've passed through.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Pause time, sleep as much as you want, turn up to an appointment whenever you’re ready to. Never have to pay for food, clothes ever again. It would just make life so much easier.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Read womens minds I think 🤔

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By *arried curious guyMan
12 weeks ago

Motherwell

I agree mind reading would certainly be up there

Although it might be not great for your ego

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By *ustlooking18Man
12 weeks ago

Dingwall

Definitely mind reading

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By *batMan
12 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I got this wrong when I read the title!

I was going to pick “United States of America” as my superpower, and get rid of their awful politicians before they do even more harm!

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Telepathy, would like to know how some people's brains work on this site

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By *infullyObedientWoman
12 weeks ago

Woodley

Telekinesis would be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Already invisible so no need to choose.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
12 weeks ago

Next Door

Mind reading,

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By *eoBloomsMan
12 weeks ago

Springfield

"Mind reading, "

I knew you were going to say that.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
12 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Teleportation would be handy for me to go to all the socials... Save getting the 🚂🚂

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By *etwife8230Couple
12 weeks ago

Newport

To eat anything and everything and not get fat

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
12 weeks ago

Reading

Easy one teleportation.

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By *vaRoseWoman
12 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Shape shifting like Mistique would be great. I could be anyone or anything at will.

I think that being to fully use telekinesis would be amazing - the laws of physics would be an issue though but this is my imaginary superpower so they can get in the bin

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
12 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

The Magic Boomerang.

I'd throw it, freeze time, go to the front of the Q, pay first n fuck off in time to catch the boomerang.

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
12 weeks ago

North West

"Telekinesis would be fun"

Ohhh that is a good shout

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By *ohn 66Man
12 weeks ago

South Birmingham

"To have the last word when I argue with a woman. "

Most men think they have the last word, but it's usually just because they don't listen to the reply

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
12 weeks ago

Niche

Bump!!

Mine would be orgasm control.

I could give them, have them and block them.... at will 😈😈😈

Ha!! Take that you horny lil humpers.... or will ya 😜

You want 1? Have 1000.... How's your abs today mfaaasssss. Try stealing & world domination now, with your insides on the dry side....

Mwahahahahaaaaa

I think it'd turn me in to a baddie 🤔🤔🤔

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By *omandKittyCouple
12 weeks ago

warwickshire

Breathe through my ears.

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By *asty tatsyMan
12 weeks ago

london

I might be over thinking this but I would love to be able to time travel purely for educational reasons

The mind reading is a good one but then are you taking away people privacy I mean they are their thoughts

Super strength but how would you turn it off I mean I don’t want to rip doors of hinges by accident

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
12 weeks ago

North West

Another one for teleportation - to go wherever I want when I want. Tropical island lounging and sipping cocktails one week, chateau in France the next and the power would have to allow me to carry a passenger too - ya know for if I want to have a naughty side kick to enjoy the scenery with 🍭

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By *ildTimes.Man
12 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Id just go around Tea-Bagging My Enemies , I pity da fool🥪 dat dont like no tea baggin'

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
12 weeks ago

Niche

"Id just go around Tea-Bagging My Enemies , I pity da fool🥪 dat dont like no tea baggin'"

I dunk my teabags in boiling water then squeeze them REALLY hard til they're a wrung out husk.

😎🍹

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
12 weeks ago

North West

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
12 weeks ago

North West

"Id just go around Tea-Bagging My Enemies , I pity da fool🥪 dat dont like no tea baggin'

I dunk my teabags in boiling water then squeeze them REALLY hard til they're a wrung out husk.

😎🍹"

I bite them REALLY hard!

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By *obb117Man
12 weeks ago

Wantage

Reality warper. (The abilty to control time, space & matter)

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By *annessaTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Denham

Time traveller, I want to see what the 20's were like.

Tempted to say invisible but I would prefer undetectable !

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
12 weeks ago

Niche

"Time traveller, I want to see what the 20's were like.

Tempted to say invisible but I would prefer undetectable !"

My 20s were not great the 1st time around. Maybe I'd go for a do-over 🤔

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"To have the last word when I argue with a woman. "

You’ve taken that to far try to be slightly realistic 😂

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By *ildTimes.Man
12 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

"Id just go around Tea-Bagging My Enemies , I pity da fool🥪 dat dont like no tea baggin'

I dunk my teabags in boiling water then squeeze them REALLY hard til they're a wrung out husk.

😎🍹

I bite them REALLY hard! "

I'll try both and then score you out of 10 for effort, let the ball bag games begin! 🥪

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
12 weeks ago

Niche

"Id just go around Tea-Bagging My Enemies , I pity da fool🥪 dat dont like no tea baggin'

I dunk my teabags in boiling water then squeeze them REALLY hard til they're a wrung out husk.

😎🍹

I bite them REALLY hard!

I'll try both and then score you out of 10 for effort, let the ball bag games begin! 🥪"

Not a chance mate.

If they're all chewed up I'll just open a new packet 🫖

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

I'd have a shape shifting penis that could change length and girth at will to become anyone's goldilocks cock.

And it would be prehensile, mobile..like a little elephant trunk for g spot and cervical stimulation.

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
12 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales

Shape-shifting...imagine the fun that could be had 😆

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By *r.EdibleMan
12 weeks ago

Fraserburgh

China.

If I have to pick a superpower the obvious one is the one in ascendance

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By *r Bond.Man
12 weeks ago

Moving Around the Midlands

Teleportation obviously. Nobody is “ too far away” then

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By *he MinionMan
12 weeks ago

I'd like to have Allison's power from Umbrella acadamy.

To manipulate people's actions by speaking a rumor.

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By *VineMan
12 weeks ago

Just north of Bristol

A combination of time travel and teleportation. There’s no point in time travel alone if I just end up in the same place.

So I guess I want to be the TARDIS.

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
12 weeks ago

Voldsøy

"Targeted telepathy I can switch on and off at will. I don't want to be inundated with everyone's thoughts all of the time. I just want to be able to probe people when I want to. "

This used to always be my answer too. Nowadays, I'd rather teleportation. It'd save me a heck of a lot of money! 🤣

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
12 weeks ago

West Suffolk

Mind control. If you can control everyone else you can have anything

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By *ildTimes.Man
12 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

"Id just go around Tea-Bagging My Enemies , I pity da fool🥪 dat dont like no tea baggin'

I dunk my teabags in boiling water then squeeze them REALLY hard til they're a wrung out husk.

😎🍹

I bite them REALLY hard!

I'll try both and then score you out of 10 for effort, let the ball bag games begin! 🥪

Not a chance mate.

If they're all chewed up I'll just open a new packet 🫖"

Beggars cant be choosers!!! 🥪

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"I got this wrong when I read the title!

I was going to pick “United States of America” as my superpower, and get rid of their awful politicians before they do even more harm!

Gbat

Thas ace 🤣

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By *p4funCouple
12 weeks ago

Plymouth

Time travel

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
12 weeks ago

Niche

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
12 weeks ago

Niche

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
12 weeks ago

Niche

Fk I can neither type nor spell tonight. 3rd time lucky

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
12 weeks ago

Niche

"Id just go around Tea-Bagging My Enemies , I pity da fool🥪 dat dont like no tea baggin'

I dunk my teabags in boiling water then squeeze them REALLY hard til they're a wrung out husk.

😎🍹

I bite them REALLY hard!

I'll try both and then score you out of 10 for effort, let the ball bag games begin! 🥪

Not a chance mate.

If they're all chewed up I'll just open a new packet 🫖

Beggars cant be choosers!!! 🥪"

I was TRYING to say.... that if you're struggling on fab don't be too shy to ask for help. You could start a thread and get some profile feedback 🫶🥰

There. Got there in the end!

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By *ognorworthibg23Man
12 weeks ago

Littlehampton

Teleportation for meets in an instant

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
12 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Be invisible & get in peoples houses & move things around to shit them up

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
12 weeks ago

Niche

"Be invisible & get in peoples houses & move things around to shit them up

Had to read this twice. I actually thought it said "Be invisible & get in peoples trousers & move things around..."

🤣

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By *etflixAndWhoMan
12 weeks ago

Nottingham

Flight! Who wouldn’t pick the superpower if flight!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
12 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

The ability to turn everything into skittles

#tastetherainbow

They all have to be orange ones though. They’re the best

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By *avie65Man
12 weeks ago

In the west.

"To have the last word when I argue with a woman.

You’ve taken that to far try to be slightly realistic 😂"

A fella can dream. 😂

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
12 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

"Be invisible & get in peoples houses & move things around to shit them up

Had to read this twice. I actually thought it said "Be invisible & get in peoples trousers & move things around..."

🤣"

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By *avie65Man
12 weeks ago

In the west.

"To have the last word when I argue with a woman.

Most men think they have the last word, but it's usually just because they don't listen to the reply

Nae comment. 😳

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By *-DrakeMan
12 weeks ago

Manchester

But I'd rather opt for a cheeky pocket dimension where I can infinitely store items , I'd make travelling so easy.

Imagine packing your bags for holiday placing it in a pocket dimension and pulling it out when you arrive at your holiday destination.

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