FabSwingers.com forum: Guys, would you rather..

By *a_brunette OP Woman
11 weeks ago

Wiltshire

be a cowboy, a samurai or a pirate?

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By *odgerMooreMan
11 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

"be a cowboy, a samurai or a pirate? "

Id be your wooden leg!!

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By *oody459Man
11 weeks ago

Carlisle

I'm a pirate, life in the high seas and a girl in every port

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By *cLovin2Man
11 weeks ago

London

Cowboys basically were thieves in the desert, samurai were warriors who ultimately died for the wealthy, sod that.

I reckon I'd be a pirate, at least I'd be in charge

Have my own ship, sail and see the world, beautiful sunsets, beautiful maidens in port.

Maybe I could Shanghai some of these lovely wenches back to my lair

Ooooh aaaar!

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By *eoBloomsMan
11 weeks ago

Springfield

🤠

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Cowboy can roam the land and do their own thing. Live off the land, pick up work here and there. Plus I like dogs, seems mean to keep a dog on a boat.

Samurai and even pirates have to deal with a hierarchical systems.

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By *Silver-Man
11 weeks ago

North Wales

Samuri,

Cowboys sit on horses all day getting sore bollocks

Pirates are at sea stuck on a boat with no women.

Samuri, have their Geisha girls.

Respect from others.

A class warrior with no fear

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

firefighter. only so I could get with you op 🔥

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By *agic.MMan
11 weeks ago

Orpington

"be a cowboy, a samurai or a pirate? "

Are these the only options? 👀

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By *a_brunette OP Woman
11 weeks ago

Wiltshire

"firefighter. only so I could get with you op 🔥 "

Haha thank you for reading my profile 😋

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By *a_brunette OP Woman
11 weeks ago

Wiltshire

"be a cowboy, a samurai or a pirate?

Are these the only options? 👀 "

For now 😅

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By *orestHardWoodMan
11 weeks ago

Lymington

Pirate...because I am always arrrrrrrrrrd!

I'll get my coat

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
11 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I like a sassy cowgirl. So I’ll see you out on the range, I think.

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By *oodmessMan
11 weeks ago

yumsville

"be a cowboy, a samurai or a pirate? "

Cowboy seems a bit hot

Samurai seems a pokey

Pirate seems a bit wet

I'd like to be hot, pokey and wet

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Ooo tough choice.

Can I not be a pirate gunslinger or a cowboy with a ship ?

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By *Bqwerty69Man
11 weeks ago

Stourport

Samurai.

I'm a bit of a nerd for Japanese culture 🤓

And, they're just so cool!

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By *illan-KillashMan
11 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Samuri,

Cowboys sit on horses all day getting sore bollocks

Pirates are at sea stuck on a boat with no women.

Samuri, have their Geisha girls.

Respect from others.

A class warrior with no fear"

Samurai rode horses too. Yabasume......

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By *ripfillMan
11 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Definitely a samurai … code of ethics and no fear of death

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

Pirate. Cos it’s like those Gaultier ads right?

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By *egDaySkipperMan
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

I have a crocodile Dundee hat pic so can I be that?

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By *ewtfaceMan
11 weeks ago

Bracknell

I had a dream abut Blackbeard once. We were in the shed on his allotment and swapped recipes for rhubarb pie. Make of it what you will........

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
11 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

Cowboy. I can do things by half and say ‘what did you expect?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

"I had a dream abut Blackbeard once. We were in the shed on his allotment and swapped recipes for rhubarb pie. Make of it what you will........

You mean rhubaaarb pie right?

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
11 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

"I had a dream abut Blackbeard once. We were in the shed on his allotment and swapped recipes for rhubarb pie. Make of it what you will........

You mean rhubaaarb pie right? "

As a cowboy, I’d add some colonel custard?

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

“ I wanna be a cowboy baby” 🤠

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

"I had a dream abut Blackbeard once. We were in the shed on his allotment and swapped recipes for rhubarb pie. Make of it what you will........

You mean rhubaaarb pie right?

As a cowboy, I’d add some colonel custard?

Just need a samurai to deliver quickly then. Huri-kari.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
11 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Hmm. Cowboy? Horse allergy. Pirate? Seasickness. Samurai? I mean, I’ve played Ghost of Tsushima on the PS5 and kicked butt so, by default, samurai. Oh and I’d really like to wear the outfits so that’s a bonus.

Mr TMN

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By *ildTimes.Man
11 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Cowboy...

I wanna be a cowboy, baby

Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day 🥪

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By *ay197469Man
11 weeks ago

Nottingham

I'd be a pirate ☠️ take wat they want u ladies would need to watch out I'd take all of u never seen so many beautiful women different ages sizes fantasy's role play u ladies should ve proud of yourselves happy fabbing can accommodate if interested

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By *lynJMan
11 weeks ago

Morden

A pirate, because I Argh! 😄

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By *rSuave88Man
11 weeks ago

Mirfield

As a martial artist, a Samurai is the only answer for me ⚔

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By *oughmanMan
11 weeks ago

Sunderland

Samurai, since I already have some experience with swordplay.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
11 weeks ago

Brum

Cowboy all day.

Great shoes with sparkling things attached and a licence to shoot fuckwits.

Also hats.

Love a good hat.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Just mooching for the hot pirate types

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
11 weeks ago

Brum

"Just mooching for the hot pirate types "

You realise pirates spend 99% of their time on boats… with other pirates?

It’s pretty common knowledge that they only really drop anchor in poo bay.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"Just mooching for the hot pirate types

You realise pirates spend 99% of their time on boats… with other pirates?

It’s pretty common knowledge that they only really drop anchor in poo bay."

I don't see a problem here

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By *awpleasureMan
11 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield

A pirate. There's a few people I'd like to see walk the plank.

Our current pm and London mayor for starters

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Captain pugwash about best id get

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By *JcuriousCouple
11 weeks ago

Nottingham

Mr J would definitely choose a pirate.

If he looks anything like Jack Sparrow I'd devour him

Miss S x

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
11 weeks ago

North West

"Just mooching for the hot pirate types

You realise pirates spend 99% of their time on boats… with other pirates?

It’s pretty common knowledge that they only really drop anchor in poo bay.

I don't see a problem here"

And we all know what happens in Brokeback Mountain

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By *ildTimes.Man
11 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

"Just mooching for the hot pirate types

You realise pirates spend 99% of their time on boats… with other pirates?

It’s pretty common knowledge that they only really drop anchor in poo bay."

They spend their time surrounded with sea-men to be precise 🥪

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By *ildTimes.Man
11 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

"Just mooching for the hot pirate types

You realise pirates spend 99% of their time on boats… with other pirates?

It’s pretty common knowledge that they only really drop anchor in poo bay.

I don't see a problem here

And we all know what happens in Brokeback Mountain "

It's only gay if you want it to be 🥪

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By *leep walkerMan
11 weeks ago

Caerphilly

"be a cowboy, a samurai or a pirate? "

Senjutsu !!! I'd be Samurai Eddie.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
11 weeks ago

Ipswich

Jack sparrow

Bit incompetent but there you go

Shiver the timbers me heartys

Any women volunteers for the post of

Harlot

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By *.hrisMan
11 weeks ago

Bath

A cowboy, so I can lasso me some cowgirls 🤠

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Sexy lady pirate for me - think Geena Davis in "Cutthroat Island". I'd rock it! Arrrrrrrr!

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By *ionandleopardCouple
11 weeks ago

Norwich

I think I'm part cowboy and part pirate anyway

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By *urningGingeMan
11 weeks ago

Norwich

"be a cowboy, a samurai or a pirate? "

Pirate! Definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

After playing ghost of tushima and a shadows dego samurai

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By *pentoall555Man
11 weeks ago

benfleet

A pirate I think although not sure why

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By *eyond PurityCouple
11 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Cowboy - I’ve always wanted to walk through saloon doors and everyone looks over in awe and I beckon the busty hottie to come over…

I’ve always wanted to say ‘the milky bars are on me’ but that’s not really keeping with the sexy image!

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
11 weeks ago

North West

"Just mooching for the hot pirate types

You realise pirates spend 99% of their time on boats… with other pirates?

It’s pretty common knowledge that they only really drop anchor in poo bay.

I don't see a problem here

And we all know what happens in Brokeback Mountain

It's only gay if you want it to be 🥪"

Just keep putting up the acceptable level of objection 😜

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By *ildTimes.Man
11 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

"Just mooching for the hot pirate types

You realise pirates spend 99% of their time on boats… with other pirates?

It’s pretty common knowledge that they only really drop anchor in poo bay.

I don't see a problem here

And we all know what happens in Brokeback Mountain

It's only gay if you want it to be 🥪

Just keep putting up the acceptable level of objection 😜

English por favor? 🥪

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
11 weeks ago

North West

"Just mooching for the hot pirate types

You realise pirates spend 99% of their time on boats… with other pirates?

It’s pretty common knowledge that they only really drop anchor in poo bay.

I don't see a problem here

And we all know what happens in Brokeback Mountain

It's only gay if you want it to be 🥪

Just keep putting up the acceptable level of objection 😜

English por favor? 🥪"

Peep Show quote

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By *ildTimes.Man
11 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

"Just mooching for the hot pirate types

You realise pirates spend 99% of their time on boats… with other pirates?

It’s pretty common knowledge that they only really drop anchor in poo bay.

I don't see a problem here

And we all know what happens in Brokeback Mountain

It's only gay if you want it to be 🥪

Just keep putting up the acceptable level of objection 😜

English por favor? 🥪

Peep Show quote "

Crunchy Nut cornflakes are just frosties for wankers ...that's my takeaway 🥪

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By *Silver-Man
11 weeks ago

North Wales

"Samuri,

Cowboys sit on horses all day getting sore bollocks

Pirates are at sea stuck on a boat with no women.

Samuri, have their Geisha girls.

Respect from others.

A class warrior with no fear

Samurai rode horses too. Yabasume......

Not all day rounding cows

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