Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
 | Back to forum list |
| Back to The Lounge |
| Jump to newest |  |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Expenses are usually covered for this sort of research. I’d need fuel. Springfield is far. " If there is enough interest there may be opportunities to car pool. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"This would explain my hairy nostrils" 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"This would explain my hairy nostrils" This doesn’t explain the hairs growing out of my ears  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"This would explain my hairy nostrils This doesn’t explain the hairs growing out of my ears "I think that's just old age in your case x | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Will this research translate into a product and if so will it come in litre bottles?" I've been in discussions with the other poster about a range of 1 litre products. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"This would explain my hairy nostrils This doesn’t explain the hairs growing out of my ears "I like aural sex | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 #contentiousforMonday | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"What happens if volunteers do get aroused during the experiment? "Scientific method insists on repetition to validate test results.😇 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"What happens if volunteers do get aroused during the experiment? "The litre bottle thread from the other day can help you there, just pour it on like shampoo  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Luna if all girls were as kind as you, it would be a perfect world" you smooth talker you! 😘 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"This would explain my hairy nostrils This doesn’t explain the hairs growing out of my ears "You’ve been doing your research in the meaty labia thread | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Do we get travel expenses? Asking for a friend 😜😉😂" Id pick you up on my bike!!! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" You can tell me jokes whilst you’re there to break the awkward silence." You could crack on while Leo cracked a joke about your crack. Great craic. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I’ll do it. You can tell me jokes whilst you’re there to break the awkward silence." Thank you Luna. I will do them in a Scottish accent to hopefully stimulate the methodology. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"What about those 'ladies' who have had gender realignment surgery? Would a faux quim give you faux hair...a wig?" This is a fully inclusive reasrch project. There will be separate control groups for these ladies, also for squirters, full bush (that's Luna) and shaved. If my hair is not like Mario Fellaini by the end of the project my name's not Professor Blooms ! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm happy to tea bag you and see if ball sweat has the same magical properties 🥪" I love tea 🍵  🤣 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Do we get travel expenses? Asking for a friend 😜😉😂" Standard 42p a mile petrol expenses, but you have to pay it back if you orgasm. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"This would explain my hairy nostrils" Lol it sure does, not sure how far it goes to explaining my ear hair growth | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm happy to tea bag you and see if ball sweat has the same magical properties 🥪 I love tea 🍵 🤣"Well this is awkward | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"This would explain my hairy nostrils This doesn’t explain the hairs growing out of my ears
I like aural sex"I’ll shave for you but leave a landing strip  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm happy to tea bag you and see if ball sweat has the same magical properties 🥪 I love tea 🍵 🤣
Well this is awkward " | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Do we get travel expenses? Asking for a friend 😜😉😂 Id pick you up on my bike!!! "Deal lol 😉😂😂 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Do we get travel expenses? Asking for a friend 😜😉😂 Standard 42p a mile petrol expenses, but you have to pay it back if you orgasm. "We need to discuss terms , I feel this is in your favor haha 😂😂😂😂 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"This would explain my hairy nostrils This doesn’t explain the hairs growing out of my ears
I like aural sex
I’ll shave for you but leave a landing strip "As well as my Professorship in Vagology I'm also a qualified pilot. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"What happens if volunteers do get aroused during the experiment?
The litre bottle thread from the other day can help you there, just pour it on like shampoo "I've already copyrighted the name Give Head and Shoulders | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"New research from the Bloom Institute suggests that vaginal secretions/ pussy juice could offer a miracle cure to the ancient curse of male pattern baldness. Therefore I'm looking for several volunteers who will let me rub my bald bonce between their legs for a couple of hours a week for a trial period of say six months. This would be a strictly non sexual, platonic arrangement but benefits could include unexpected arousal and/or a Nobel Prize. This is an unpaid position but I'll make the tea afterwards." Doesn't work. I've tried, trust me. Hats it is. 🤷♂️😭😭 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm happy to tea bag you and see if ball sweat has the same magical properties 🥪 I love tea 🍵 🤣
Well this is awkward " | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" You can tell me jokes whilst you’re there to break the awkward silence. You could crack on while Leo cracked a joke about your crack. Great craic. " I love the Crack of Dawn but the Crack of Luna sounds even better. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Do we get travel expenses? Asking for a friend 😜😉😂 Id pick you up on my bike!!! "Thank you Todger but repeated saddle interaction may induce premature wetness and adversely affect the statistical model. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Do we get travel expenses? Asking for a friend 😜😉😂 Standard 42p a mile petrol expenses, but you have to pay it back if you orgasm.
We need to discuss terms , I feel this is in your favor haha 😂😂😂😂"OK, OK, if I orgasm I'll get you an Uber.🤭🤣 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"New research from the Bloom Institute suggests that vaginal secretions/ pussy juice could offer a miracle cure to the ancient curse of male pattern baldness. Therefore I'm looking for several volunteers who will let me rub my bald bonce between their legs for a couple of hours a week for a trial period of say six months. This would be a strictly non sexual, platonic arrangement but benefits could include unexpected arousal and/or a Nobel Prize. This is an unpaid position but I'll make the tea afterwards." Finally some proper research into this life changing event. What have scientists been up to all these years? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Do we get travel expenses? Asking for a friend 😜😉😂 Id pick you up on my bike!!!
Thank you Todger but repeated saddle interaction may induce premature wetness and adversely affect the statistical model."Its ok ill keep my hand there to ‘protect’ the integrity of the experiment | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Why have I not got a hairy tongue?? "Latest thinking from the Bloom Institute is that the combination of regular cranial exposure to both vag and sunlight is needed to promote hair growth. If you walked around with your tongue sticking out it would be hairier than a Barber's broom. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Interesting theory Proffessor Blooms. By serendipity, you may have the answer to my sudden beard growth." Who said science is boring? 🧔♀️ | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"New research from the Bloom Institute suggests that vaginal secretions/ pussy juice could offer a miracle cure to the ancient curse of male pattern baldness. Therefore I'm looking for several volunteers who will let me rub my bald bonce between their legs for a couple of hours a week for a trial period of say six months. This would be a strictly non sexual, platonic arrangement but benefits could include unexpected arousal and/or a Nobel Prize. This is an unpaid position but I'll make the tea afterwards. Finally some proper research into this life changing event. What have scientists been up to all these years? " Some nonsense about DNA or Higgs Bosom probably! Those eggheads have lost touch with the common man ! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Didn’t work for me. My wife is a huge squirter and I’m baldish " One man is unfortunately too small a sample size to draw hasty conclusions- please enroll your wife in the research programme immediately. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Do we get travel expenses? Asking for a friend 😜😉😂 Id pick you up on my bike!!!
Thank you Todger but repeated saddle interaction may induce premature wetness and adversely affect the statistical model.
Its ok ill keep my hand there to ‘protect’ the integrity of the experiment "You have a natural flair for science I see Todger. Please get yourself a white coat and report for duty as Chief Research Assistant.👨🔬 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"This would explain my hairy nostrils Lol it sure does, not sure how far it goes to explaining my ear hair growth" Is there a fatima whitbread joke in there somewhere? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"New research from the Bloom Institute suggests that vaginal secretions/ pussy juice could offer a miracle cure to the ancient curse of male pattern baldness. Therefore I'm looking for several volunteers who will let me rub my bald bonce between their legs for a couple of hours a week for a trial period of say six months. This would be a strictly non sexual, platonic arrangement but benefits could include unexpected arousal and/or a Nobel Prize. This is an unpaid position but I'll make the tea afterwards." Would a finger blasting mean I'd get furry hands? Could be useful in winter, I can never find me gloves..... J | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"New research from the Bloom Institute suggests that vaginal secretions/ pussy juice could offer a miracle cure to the ancient curse of male pattern baldness. Therefore I'm looking for several volunteers who will let me rub my bald bonce between their legs for a couple of hours a week for a trial period of say six months. This would be a strictly non sexual, platonic arrangement but benefits could include unexpected arousal and/or a Nobel Prize. This is an unpaid position but I'll make the tea afterwards. Would a finger blasting mean I'd get furry hands? Could be useful in winter, I can never find me gloves..... J" I've got Werewolf hands so wouldn't know the difference | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"New research from the Bloom Institute suggests that vaginal secretions/ pussy juice could offer a miracle cure to the ancient curse of male pattern baldness. Therefore I'm looking for several volunteers who will let me rub my bald bonce between their legs for a couple of hours a week for a trial period of say six months. This would be a strictly non sexual, platonic arrangement but benefits could include unexpected arousal and/or a Nobel Prize. This is an unpaid position but I'll make the tea afterwards. Would a finger blasting mean I'd get furry hands? Could be useful in winter, I can never find me gloves..... J I've got Werewolf hands so wouldn't know the difference "Goddam hairy ass. Did you eat my Oreos? J | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm washing my hair those nights; sorry OP. " Are you showing off? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"It hasn't helped me grow a beard no matter how much I try " You've got great stubble in your photo ! Science does not lie. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"New research from the Bloom Institute suggests that vaginal secretions/ pussy juice could offer a miracle cure to the ancient curse of male pattern baldness. Therefore I'm looking for several volunteers who will let me rub my bald bonce between their legs for a couple of hours a week for a trial period of say six months. This would be a strictly non sexual, platonic arrangement but benefits could include unexpected arousal and/or a Nobel Prize. This is an unpaid position but I'll make the tea afterwards." Has your hair started to grow back yet? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Post new Message to Thread |
| back to top |  |
