FabSwingers.com forum: Normal Blokes only.

By *reative-mind OP Man
11 weeks ago

exeter

This is a thread for normal blokes only!!!!!!

Dont reply if you are not a normal bloke or a admirer of normal blokes.

(I've actually just realised by doing this I'm not normal so I might be out already).

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By *oxychicWoman
11 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

"This is a thread for normal blokes only!!!!!!

Dont reply if you are not a normal bloke or a admirer of normal blokes.

(I've actually just realised by doing this I'm not normal so I might be out already). "

What is the criteria for a normal bloke ? Asking for a friend 😂😂😂

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By *rAndMrsLilCouple
11 weeks ago

Barnsley

We've been on this site for a few years now, we have yet to come across a normal bloke

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By *outhernC0mfortMan
11 weeks ago

Cumbria

If only I had abs I'd be abnormal

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By *am101aMan
11 weeks ago

swad

I'll volunteer myself, pretty average, not a dickhead...

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Out

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By *reative-mind OP Man
11 weeks ago

exeter

"This is a thread for normal blokes only!!!!!!

Dont reply if you are not a normal bloke or a admirer of normal blokes.

(I've actually just realised by doing this I'm not normal so I might be out already).

What is the criteria for a normal bloke ? Asking for a friend 😂😂😂"

Probably someone who doesn't start a thread for normal blokes 🤣

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By *ife NinjaMan
11 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Normal. Dull. Average nob. Old. Yep, I'm here, I'm a catch 🤓

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By *oxychicWoman
11 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

"This is a thread for normal blokes only!!!!!!

Dont reply if you are not a normal bloke or a admirer of normal blokes.

(I've actually just realised by doing this I'm not normal so I might be out already).

What is the criteria for a normal bloke ? Asking for a friend 😂😂😂

Probably someone who doesn't start a thread for normal blokes 🤣 "

So is this you declaring yourself not normal 😇😇

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Define normal?

I'm beyond Abnormal lol

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By *reative-mind OP Man
11 weeks ago

exeter

"We've been on this site for a few years now, we have yet to come across a normal bloke

They are very elusive, you need to hide in some bushes and then quietly try and catch one when they come out to play with their nuts.

A loud noise will startel them.

Actually now I think about it I might be getting normal blokes and squirrels mixed up again.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
11 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"We've been on this site for a few years now, we have yet to come across a normal bloke

They are very elusive, you need to hide in some bushes and then quietly try and catch one when they come out to play with their nuts.

A loud noise will startel them.

Actually now I think about it I might be getting normal blokes and squirrels mixed up again. "

Clearly you're nuts 🤣🤣

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By *vaRoseWoman
11 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Sorry I only like deviants

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By *zeroMan
11 weeks ago

Glasgow

We're just normal men. We're just, innocent men.

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By *reative-mind OP Man
11 weeks ago

exeter

"We're just normal men. We're just, innocent men."

Very innocent....

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

I identify as a normal bloke.

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By *ife NinjaMan
11 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"I identify as a normal bloke."

With big boobs 🤭🤓

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

There's loads of normal blokes on here it's the mad ones that pester people that ruin it for us 🤣

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
11 weeks ago

Norwich

I am definitely normal.

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By *oxychicWoman
11 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

In my next life I'm going to come back as a normal bloke 😂😂😂

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Jes, define normal. I would hate to think that I'm just "normal". If everyone was normal life would be boring. That said I'm not like a sociopath or anything. 😏

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By *idnightMischiefMan
11 weeks ago

London

What if you look like a normal bloke but you have paperwork to prove you're not? 🤔

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By *he MinionMan
11 weeks ago

Who'd want to be normal.

If anything, I aspire to be extraordinary 😁

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
11 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Are we not men? We are deviants!

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By *ivilised matureMan
11 weeks ago

East Sheen/ Barnes

Ain't normal blokes watching football at the moment?

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By *ou only live onceMan
11 weeks ago

London

I'm not normal. I'm very, very special. My Mama told me so.

😃

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By *vonne5exMan
11 weeks ago

Doncaster

"We've been on this site for a few years now, we have yet to come across a normal bloke

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I'm normal

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By *vonne5exMan
11 weeks ago

Doncaster

"Ain't normal blokes watching football at the moment? "
hull fc v Wigan

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By *cottish guy 555Man
11 weeks ago

London

I'm as weird as fuck.

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
11 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

Hi. This is my first time here. I’m a normal bloke.

Do I just sit here and wait for someone to drop their handkerchief for me to pick up?

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

I'm a normal bloke in an abnormal setting, surrounded by normal women making abnormal demands. 🙂

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By *ergus1622Man
11 weeks ago

Dundee

I would say I am normal however very kinky. Does that count?

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By *avie65Man
11 weeks ago

In the west.

I have 7 fingers on one hand, 6 on the other, four nipples and a 2 foot… eh eh 2 feet.

That makes me pretty normal for my area.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

You’ve come to the wrong place if you want “normal” mate 😂😂

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By *reative-mind OP Man
11 weeks ago

exeter

"Ain't normal blokes watching football at the moment? hull fc v Wigan "

I heard Union is the normal blokes rugby

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By *reative-mind OP Man
11 weeks ago

exeter

"In my next life I'm going to come back as a normal bloke 😂😂😂"

And I'd be having some very confusing thoughts if you did 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"I identify as a normal bloke."

In that case, pack your shit and fuck off.

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
11 weeks ago

1313 Mockingbird Lane…

I read an article ages ago that said the average British man is…

38yrs old

5”10

13stone

Has 2 A-levels

Likes pub food

Supports Man United

Socialises…in the pub

Has good manners, but a dry sense of humour

…I AM NONE OF THESE THINGS

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
11 weeks ago

little house on the praire

No normal guys on here, they all talk shit. Not like us women

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By *asty tatsyMan
11 weeks ago

london

Normal

Is overrated

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By *AJMLKTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Burley

My name is Norman Bates, I'm just a normal guy.

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By *r.ZeusMan
11 weeks ago

Basgiath War College

I’m out. Normal is boring.

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Not sure if I'm a bloke, more of a fella.

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By *ewtfaceMan
11 weeks ago

Bracknell

No such thing as normal .

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"I identify as a normal bloke.

In that case, pack your shit and fuck off. "

You love my cock nestled between your arse cheeks when we spook, don't even try deny it!! 😜

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By *artorialMan
11 weeks ago

weymouth

Paid up member of DMC

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"I identify as a normal bloke.

In that case, pack your shit and fuck off.

You love my cock nestled between your arse cheeks when we spook, don't even try deny it!! 😜"

Spook ? It’s not fucking Halloween, what we doing hold touches to our faces and scaring the neighbours?

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"I identify as a normal bloke.

In that case, pack your shit and fuck off.

You love my cock nestled between your arse cheeks when we spook, don't even try deny it!! 😜

Spook ? It’s not fucking Halloween, what we doing hold touches to our faces and scaring the neighbours? "

Spoon, I ment spoon, you love being little spoon while I hold your boob and nestle my cock in your arse cheeks

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By *enelope2UWoman
11 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

Doesn't exist on fab but good luck hoping

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By *asterCaneMan
11 weeks ago

Gosport

I'm totally normal, doesn't everyone spank adult bottoms

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By *RcplSldnCouple
11 weeks ago

London

I'm the only normal person I've ever met. Everyone else is a right weirdo.

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By *reative-mind OP Man
11 weeks ago

exeter

"Doesn't exist on fab but good luck hoping "

It's the hope that kills you isn't it?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
11 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I’m in 👋🏻

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By *tophickcockMan
11 weeks ago

Northam

Surely being on here, falls outside of the predetermined societal expectation of "normal heteronormativity"?

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By *eoBloomsMan
11 weeks ago

Springfield

"We've been on this site for a few years now, we have yet to come across a normal bloke

🤣🤣

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
11 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm Normal 🤓

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

"I’m in 👋🏻"

The OP meant "normal", Le Petite Oiseau, not "nominal".

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By *arriedLookingMan
11 weeks ago

Dumfries

What is normal?

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
11 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

I'm too deviant to be normal... 😉

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
11 weeks ago

Niche

Are we using a bell curve?

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By *eoBloomsMan
11 weeks ago

Springfield

"Are we using a bell curve?"

A bell end, surely?

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By *ildTimes.Man
11 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

A thread for perverts you say...well hello 👋🥪

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
11 weeks ago

little house on the praire

"Are we using a bell curve?

A bell end, surely?"
What's fab coming to, you just said bell end and I just saw Nero type cock

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By *heVikingJarlMan
11 weeks ago

behind you

I maybe normal, but depends in what context

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
11 weeks ago

Niche

Pretty sure we're all normal on someone's scale 🥰

Cast the first stone yadda yadda

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By *eoBloomsMan
11 weeks ago

Springfield

"Are we using a bell curve?

A bell end, surely?What's fab coming to, you just said bell end and I just saw Nero type cock

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Are we using a bell curve?

A bell end, surely?What's fab coming to, you just said bell end and I just saw Nero type cock

I've been called worse. 🙂

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By *a LunaWoman
11 weeks ago

o o OO o o

There’s normal blokes on Fab? Who knew!

😘 just kidding guys

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By *rSuave88Man
11 weeks ago

Mirfield

The only normal people are the ones you dont know very well... basically everyones a weirdo!

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By *IXEN200Woman
11 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

Who really wants a normal man, just a mixed of insane, sane, adventurous and maybe just a little bit of kink......

But I'm just one woman

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By *orbidden eastMan
11 weeks ago

london dodging electric bikes

I’m normal my marbles are still intact 🤣

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By *igad999Man
11 weeks ago

wolverhampton

What’s normal

Well if polite respectful and not an arrogant d1ck head is normal yeah I’m normal 😂

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By *ronymanMan
11 weeks ago

town

Normal = Lying

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
11 weeks ago

Voldsøy

"I identify as a normal bloke.

In that case, pack your shit and fuck off.

You love my cock nestled between your arse cheeks when we spook, don't even try deny it!! 😜

Spook ? It’s not fucking Halloween, what we doing hold touches to our faces and scaring the neighbours?

Spoon, I ment spoon, you love being little spoon while I hold your boob and nestle my cock in your arse cheeks"

This back and forth actually made me laugh 🤭 Why is the spooking and spooning playing out in my head 🤣

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By *oughmanMan
11 weeks ago

Sunderland

Can you define normal please. I'm having a bit of difficulty trying to figure out if I am or not.

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By *otsossieMan
11 weeks ago

Chesterfield

There’s no such thing as normal

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By *arkeymark1000Man
11 weeks ago

Northampton

Yep I’m as average as they come

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"I identify as a normal bloke.

In that case, pack your shit and fuck off.

You love my cock nestled between your arse cheeks when we spook, don't even try deny it!! 😜

Spook ? It’s not fucking Halloween, what we doing hold touches to our faces and scaring the neighbours?

Spoon, I ment spoon, you love being little spoon while I hold your boob and nestle my cock in your arse cheeks

This back and forth actually made me laugh 🤭 Why is the spooking and spooning playing out in my head 🤣"

😂😂 I mean it's romantic, sort of....

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By *omeones GrumpMan
11 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

Guess I shouldn't be here then

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
11 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I identify as a normal bloke.

In that case, pack your shit and fuck off.

You love my cock nestled between your arse cheeks when we spook, don't even try deny it!! 😜

Spook ? It’s not fucking Halloween, what we doing hold touches to our faces and scaring the neighbours?

Spoon, I ment spoon, you love being little spoon while I hold your boob and nestle my cock in your arse cheeks

This back and forth actually made me laugh 🤭 Why is the spooking and spooning playing out in my head 🤣

😂😂 I mean it's romantic, sort of...."

I just entertained that Mr pulled you up on a typo, whilst making his own one in the reply.

Very 'touching' you didn't reciprocate.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
11 weeks ago

Ipswich

Out

Far from normal

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