FabSwingers.com forum: A rant

Flintshire

As it takes me all of 3 mins to reply to the message i get every day (yes usually 1), i thought i would use my time with a satiricle rant from time to time.

Now before i start, i just want to say im not in to this. I prefer a camel toe in leggings, bikini or nice underwear. Or as i like to call them, a ladies love lump.

Please can everone stop taking advantage of feet guys? They are always having people take the piss and i dont know of any other porn that costs as much as feet!

What if they are skint? Forget heat or eat, they are feet or eat! Its not fair, i can look at lots of places and see a love lump but feet guys have to pay.

So ladies, and guys, get the toes out for the lads! Feet guys need love too

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple
6 weeks ago

carluke

Given my feet are in work boots all day and I’ve probably broken at least half of the bones in them, I’m pretty sure no one wants to see my feet!!

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
6 weeks ago

Altrincham

I gave up at 'ladies love bump'

🤢

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By *vaRoseWoman
6 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

ladies love lump is a cracking lesbian metal band name

I had no idea there was a thing for ripping off the feet men. Is it part of their kink? Maybe they like it?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
6 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

i just put in 'free feet pictures' in google and got loads.

were you after sommat more specific ?

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By *lintshire_Dogger OP Man
6 weeks ago

Flintshire

"I gave up at 'ladies love bump'

🤢"

Its nicer than a lot of things lady parts get called

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By *lintshire_Dogger OP Man
6 weeks ago

Flintshire

"i just put in 'free feet pictures' in google and got loads.

were you after sommat more specific ?"

Its not for me, its for the toe guys

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By *lintshire_Dogger OP Man
6 weeks ago

Flintshire

ladies love lump is a cracking lesbian metal band name

I had no idea there was a thing for ripping off the feet men. Is it part of their kink? Maybe they like it? "

They always have to pay more for feet pics

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
6 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

and just changed that to 'free foot porn pics' n got loads of porny ones.....

Rant over dogger !

C'mon what exactly do you want ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
6 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

' toe fetish porn ' brings up some nice painty nails licky sucky ones.......

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By *ou only live onceMan
6 weeks ago

London

"i just put in 'free feet pictures' in google and got loads.

were you after sommat more specific ?

Its not for me, its for the toe guys"

It's very altruistic of you, but why do you care so much about the "toe guys"?

I can think of more deserving causes, but good that they've got you on their side!

🤣

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By *lintshire_Dogger OP Man
6 weeks ago

Flintshire

"' toe fetish porn ' brings up some nice painty nails licky sucky ones....... "

Your targeted ads will be interesting from now on

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
6 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"' toe fetish porn ' brings up some nice painty nails licky sucky ones.......

Your targeted ads will be interesting from now on"

Like I worry

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By *lintshire_Dogger OP Man
6 weeks ago

Flintshire

"i just put in 'free feet pictures' in google and got loads.

were you after sommat more specific ?

Its not for me, its for the toe guys

It's very altruistic of you, but why do you care so much about the "toe guys"?

I can think of more deserving causes, but good that they've got you on their side!

🤣"

I just want to help the little guy

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
6 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

We on about your penis now ?

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By *lintshire_Dogger OP Man
6 weeks ago

Flintshire

"We on about your penis now ?"

No, i call him Neville not the little guy

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By *ou only live onceMan
6 weeks ago

London

"i just put in 'free feet pictures' in google and got loads.

were you after sommat more specific ?

Its not for me, its for the toe guys

It's very altruistic of you, but why do you care so much about the "toe guys"?

I can think of more deserving causes, but good that they've got you on their side!

🤣

I just want to help the little guy"

The Foot Fetishists Association of Great Britain thanks you dearly.

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By *lintshire_Dogger OP Man
6 weeks ago

Flintshire

"i just put in 'free feet pictures' in google and got loads.

were you after sommat more specific ?

Its not for me, its for the toe guys

It's very altruistic of you, but why do you care so much about the "toe guys"?

I can think of more deserving causes, but good that they've got you on their side!

🤣

I just want to help the little guy

The Foot Fetishists Association of Great Britain thanks you dearly."

ill take that

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
6 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"We on about your penis now ?

No, i call him Neville not the little guy"

Seven letters in Neville ...... is that one ince for each letter in a side on tat?

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By *lintshire_Dogger OP Man
6 weeks ago

Flintshire

"We on about your penis now ?

No, i call him Neville not the little guy

Seven letters in Neville ...... is that one ince for each letter in a side on tat?"

I wish! Id just have to get Nev

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By *AYENCouple
6 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

If they are priced 'per unit' you can only get one camel toe, as opposed to ten toeses - so it seems only right they should cost more. K.

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By *AYENCouple
6 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

As a side note, in my wife's first language toes are called foot fingers

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By *uckslut and MCouple
6 weeks ago

Poole

I'm confused, dose he want lady lumps or feet. Belive me, you'd want my gollum toes staying well and truly hidden. And I don't think I've ever had a camel going on either. Itty bitty, yes I can join that crew

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