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"Especially those who drive white Audi’s. I have a theory that they drive so fast so that dirt cannot stick to their car." 😂 Driving home on the motorway yesterday, one overtook me and tailgated the car in the outside lane, the motorway was really busy and the car in front couldn’t move out his way but that didn’t stop the Audi A4 from being about 3 feet behind him, further down the motorway one came speeding up behind me, i couldn’t move out the lane i was in and again, they insisted on nearly rubbing bumpers with me, a small gap appeared on the inside lane and he quickly swerved into it then undertook me, i just don’t understand what’s going on in their heads, are they always running late for something maybe, poor time management? 🤷♂️ | |||
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"Now i’m sure you’re all absolutely charming in person. BUT, once you sit in that car, what is it that trips your mindset and turns you in to one of the most annoying branded cars on the road, genuinely I’d really like an explanation from one of you to explain and justify your need for speed and erratic driving. Anyone? " Examine your own mindset. What makes you brand all Audi owners on the strength of ONE example , in which you seem to be more preoccupied with the brand than the driving. Bad drivers drive any brand erratically. You wouldn't notice good driving. There's probably much more good Audi driving than bad Audi driving so I am very interested in what makes you dislike Audi's ? | |||
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"Now i’m sure you’re all absolutely charming in person. BUT, once you sit in that car, what is it that trips your mindset and turns you in to one of the most annoying branded cars on the road, genuinely I’d really like an explanation from one of you to explain and justify your need for speed and erratic driving. Anyone? Examine your own mindset. What makes you brand all Audi owners on the strength of ONE example , in which you seem to be more preoccupied with the brand than the driving. Bad drivers drive any brand erratically. You wouldn't notice good driving. There's probably much more good Audi driving than bad Audi driving so I am very interested in what makes you dislike Audi's ?" 30 years being on the road, the bad drivers stick out more than the good drivers, and you don’t need to have eagle eyes to spot those 4 cock rings on the back or front of the vehicle, Im not alone on this im sure, yes there are bad drivers in all makes and models, but audi drivers seem to have manopolosed it. | |||
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" audi drivers seem to have *manopolosed* it." My humour hopes that was intentionally misspelt like that ![]() | |||
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"...those 4 cock rings..." Brilliant. ![]() | |||
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"Mr D has a 720 bhp RS7 and said "it's the power that does it" ![]() I had to look that up cos I didn't know what it was. 1. It looks amazing...... 2. It's what I call a sports car ( in a generic sort of fashion ) 3. It's fooking expensive I can't hate you though. I'd still let you in in a jam ![]() | |||
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"Oh I do miss the Adrenalin of driving a German car with loads of power and indicator stalk on the steering column " indicator stalk ..... ? Steering column ...... ![]() | |||
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"Oh I do miss the Adrenalin of driving a German car with loads of power and indicator stalk on the steering column " Never been keen, the sound of most of them are like wet farts coming out the exhaust. Much more of a fan of the American muscle sound or even some of the Japanese ones which are based directly from the US muscle, much more industrial sound and mad max looking. | |||
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" audi drivers seem to have *manopolosed* it. My humour hopes that was intentionally misspelt like that ![]() i did wonder if anyone would pick up on that 😂 | |||
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"Oh I do miss the Adrenalin of driving a German car with loads of power and indicator stalk on the steering column Never been keen, the sound of most of them are like wet farts coming out the exhaust. Much more of a fan of the American muscle sound or even some of the Japanese ones which are based directly from the US muscle, much more industrial sound and mad max looking." Only exception is maybe the porsche straight 6 for example. But again, directly dedicated to compete with American muscle. | |||
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"Mr D has a 720 bhp RS7 and said "it's the power that does it" ![]() One could argue people buy those cars specifically to drive them erratically. Because you don't buy them for what they look like. | |||
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"Audio S4 tops the table for most at fault accidents according to Insurify. " Audi S4 doesn't figure in this 2022 UK list...... Toyota Prius: 1,207 collisions per 100,000 Honda Insight: 1,011 collisions per 100,000 Land Rover Range Rover: 861 collisions per 100,000 Renault Grand Scenic: 44 collisions per 100,000 MG ZS: 75 collisions per 100,000 Ford Puma: 85 collisions per 100,000 Chevrolet Silverado: 1,881 fatal crashes in 2020 | 0.68 crashes per 100,000 Ford F150: 1,553 fatal crashes in 2020 | 0.56 crashes per 100,000 Honda Accord: 1,171 fatal crashes in 2020 | 0.42 crashes per 100,000 | |||
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"Audio S4 tops the table for most at fault accidents according to Insurify. Audi S4 doesn't figure in this 2022 UK list...... Toyota Prius: 1,207 collisions per 100,000 Honda Insight: 1,011 collisions per 100,000 Land Rover Range Rover: 861 collisions per 100,000 Renault Grand Scenic: 44 collisions per 100,000 MG ZS: 75 collisions per 100,000 Ford Puma: 85 collisions per 100,000 Chevrolet Silverado: 1,881 fatal crashes in 2020 | 0.68 crashes per 100,000 Ford F150: 1,553 fatal crashes in 2020 | 0.56 crashes per 100,000 Honda Accord: 1,171 fatal crashes in 2020 | 0.42 crashes per 100,000 " Are they at faults though? | |||
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"Audio S4 tops the table for most at fault accidents according to Insurify. Audi S4 doesn't figure in this 2022 UK list...... Toyota Prius: 1,207 collisions per 100,000 Honda Insight: 1,011 collisions per 100,000 Land Rover Range Rover: 861 collisions per 100,000 Renault Grand Scenic: 44 collisions per 100,000 MG ZS: 75 collisions per 100,000 Ford Puma: 85 collisions per 100,000 Chevrolet Silverado: 1,881 fatal crashes in 2020 | 0.68 crashes per 100,000 Ford F150: 1,553 fatal crashes in 2020 | 0.56 crashes per 100,000 Honda Accord: 1,171 fatal crashes in 2020 | 0.42 crashes per 100,000 Are they at faults though?" Good Q Whirly ....... I dunno | |||
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"In Lincoln the annoying one are the women in Chelsea tractors! Entitled isn’t the word! " I like to play chicken with them on their lane discipline. This is when I'm in actual chelsea. Never lost on it to date | |||
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"In Lincoln the annoying one are the women in Chelsea tractors! Entitled isn’t the word! " There's a reason I call them boob implants. | |||
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"I sit in my Audi Popemobile with an air of arrogance expecting other car drivers to move out of my path in a show of respect 😂 Mrs" 😂 Move aside plebians! | |||
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"I sit in my Audi Popemobile with an air of arrogance expecting other car drivers to move out of my path in a show of respect 😂 Mrs 😂 Move aside plebians!" 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Audio S4 tops the table for most at fault accidents according to Insurify. Audi S4 doesn't figure in this 2022 UK list...... Toyota Prius: 1,207 collisions per 100,000 Honda Insight: 1,011 collisions per 100,000 Land Rover Range Rover: 861 collisions per 100,000 Renault Grand Scenic: 44 collisions per 100,000 MG ZS: 75 collisions per 100,000 Ford Puma: 85 collisions per 100,000 Chevrolet Silverado: 1,881 fatal crashes in 2020 | 0.68 crashes per 100,000 Ford F150: 1,553 fatal crashes in 2020 | 0.56 crashes per 100,000 Honda Accord: 1,171 fatal crashes in 2020 | 0.42 crashes per 100,000 " Confirms my earlier post about Prius | |||
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"Oh these generalisations.... ![]() Just out of curiosity, what makes you an advanced driver? Are you in the traffice side of the police force, or have you been on extra driving courses? | |||
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"Now i’m sure you’re all absolutely charming in person. BUT, once you sit in that car, what is it that trips your mindset and turns you in to one of the most annoying branded cars on the road, genuinely I’d really like an explanation from one of you to explain and justify your need for speed and erratic driving. Anyone? " We sign a contract with Audi when we purchase that we have to be the biggest twatty wankers on the road. Held liable if we fail. | |||
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"Especially those who drive white Audi’s. I have a theory that they drive so fast so that dirt cannot stick to their car." ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Now i’m sure you’re all absolutely charming in person. BUT, once you sit in that car, what is it that trips your mindset and turns you in to one of the most annoying branded cars on the road, genuinely I’d really like an explanation from one of you to explain and justify your need for speed and erratic driving. Anyone? We sign a contract with Audi when we purchase that we have to be the biggest twatty wankers on the road. Held liable if we fail." 😂 this actually sounds quite believable | |||
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"Perhaps it’s just me but thought Tesla driving were the new pain in the ass on the road " No you are correct and thats coming from a white Audi driver ! I never knew there was so much hatred for white audi drivers 😱 | |||
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"Now i’m sure you’re all absolutely charming in person. BUT, once you sit in that car, what is it that trips your mindset and turns you in to one of the most annoying branded cars on the road, genuinely I’d really like an explanation from one of you to explain and justify your need for speed and erratic driving. Anyone? " Twats are twats. Whether they drive an Audi, BMW or fiat. Is the twats giving a bad name to Audis (a few years ago you would have made the same post with BMWs), not the opposite. | |||
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"It’s a good job I don’t drive any sort of ‘performance’ car on the road, I think I’d be even more of a nightmare than I currently am ![]() Yeah, you said it! ![]() | |||
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"Perhaps it’s just me but thought Tesla driving were the new pain in the ass on the road No you are correct and thats coming from a white Audi driver ! I never knew there was so much hatred for white audi drivers 😱" Only if you tootle up and down the M4 in South Wales. Otherwise you’re not my annoyance so I’ll let you off! ![]() | |||
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"Perhaps it’s just me but thought Tesla driving were the new pain in the ass on the road No you are correct and thats coming from a white Audi driver ! I never knew there was so much hatred for white audi drivers 😱" I dislike any colour Tesla driver if that makes you feels better | |||
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"We sign a contract with Audi when we purchase that we have to be the biggest twatty wankers on the road. Held liable if we fail." I knew it! Like the one they make BMW drivers sign about not using their indicators too often. | |||
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"Mr D has a 720 bhp RS7 and said "it's the power that does it" ![]() Aesthetic taste is subjective. We both love how it looks. | |||
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"Mr D has a 720 bhp RS7 and said "it's the power that does it" ![]() True. Also they're way more practical than a 911 or a vantage, which you can't get a car seat in the back etc. And probably is rarer ![]() | |||
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" Only exception is maybe the porsche straight 6 for example. " And with that comment whatever was left of the OP's credibility crashed off the road. A straight 6 Porsche. FFS! | |||
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"All Audi drivers? My long term partner had an R8 when I first started seeing him. He drives it the same as his Mercedes G class. " And he has a larger than average penis 🍆 | |||
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" Only exception is maybe the porsche straight 6 for example. And with that comment whatever was left of the OP's credibility crashed off the road. A straight 6 Porsche. FFS!" What does that have to do with the OP? I digressed talking about the sound ICE cars make. Also I meant flat 6 | |||
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"Playing Devils Advocate now... Do you think some of this behaviour is because 'premium brand' car drivers are not offered as much generosity by other road users? I had an unremarkable Ford Fiesta up until pretty recently I now have a newish BMW coupe (with fully working indicators - I paid extra for them ![]() It is. I had this very thing when I owned a black car (it was only a Hyundai - not a sporty car). People see black cars and automatically assume “racer”, so yes, it is a thing and I guess more high powered cars are a casualty of that mindset. | |||
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"Playing Devils Advocate now... Do you think some of this behaviour is because 'premium brand' car drivers are not offered as much generosity by other road users? 👍 I had an unremarkable Ford Fiesta up until pretty recently I now have a newish BMW coupe (with fully working indicators - I paid extra for them ![]() | |||
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"Especially those who drive white Audi’s. I have a theory that they drive so fast so that dirt cannot stick to their car. 😂 Driving home on the motorway yesterday, one overtook me and tailgated the car in the outside lane, the motorway was really busy and the car in front couldn’t move out his way but that didn’t stop the Audi A4 from being about 3 feet behind him, further down the motorway one came speeding up behind me, i couldn’t move out the lane i was in and again, they insisted on nearly rubbing bumpers with me, a small gap appeared on the inside lane and he quickly swerved into it then undertook me, i just don’t understand what’s going on in their heads, are they always running late for something maybe, poor time management? 🤷♂️" Well if he was able undertake you. You are in the wrong lane. And hopefully you aren't one of those fellas that stay there to teach everyone a lesson. I drive on motorways every day and the people that are complaining about this are usually the ones that are at fault. | |||
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" Only exception is maybe the porsche straight 6 for example. And with that comment whatever was left of the OP's credibility crashed off the road. A straight 6 Porsche. FFS! What does that have to do with the OP? I digressed talking about the sound ICE cars make. Also I meant flat 6" My mistake, not the OP but you that doesn't know his straight from his flat. However you are correct in that you definitely won't get a child seat in the back of a 2 seater Vantage. | |||
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"qualified PSV driving instructor here, quality of drivers now is scary, " I often wonder if half the drivers on the roads, have paid soneone else to take the test. | |||
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"People buy BMW, Audi, Mercedes, 4x4, and lets not forget van drivers, to let everyone know that they are fucking idiots." Or they buy them because they like the car or need the van for work. | |||
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"In Manchester, the twats on the road all seem to be cabbies driving white Prius'" Prius drivers are a different breed altogether | |||
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"qualified PSV driving instructor here, quality of drivers now is scary, I often wonder if half the drivers on the roads, have paid soneone else to take the test." And usually the people that say this are the worst drivers but dont even realise they haven't a clue. | |||
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"Bad drivers are prolific but Audi ones are the norm for their users. Very dangerous. I've seen a few that flash their lights, trying to clear others from in front of them, before tailgating. BMW, Mercedes, Audi and Volvo are likely to need driver training and insurance hikes by considerable amounts" Forgot to add the Range Rover drivers, to the shame list | |||
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"qualified PSV driving instructor here, quality of drivers now is scary, I often wonder if half the drivers on the roads, have paid soneone else to take the test. And usually the people that say this are the worst drivers but dont even realise they haven't a clue." Actually I worked with a brat who did this, she bragged about how much Daddy had. Daddy paid someone to sit in a cafe, near the theory test centre to give them the answers. | |||
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