FabSwingers.com forum: Salt and pepper

By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Black and white

Cheese and pickle

Cheese and wine

Hot and cold

I'm sure there are plenty more... Are there any contrarians out there who go the other way?

Pepper and salt for example?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like some tickle and slap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't get S&M mixed up with M&S.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Cheese and pickle

Cheese and wine

Bread and cheese

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Cheese and wine

Wine and dine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bull and Cock

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Don't get S&M mixed up with M&S."

I mix up BDSM with BSM driving lessons

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Bull and Cock"

Bull and Cuck ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't get S&M mixed up with M&S.

I mix up BDSM with BSM driving lessons"

It's those leather seats they use

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

DVP and DPD delivery

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

I once told someone of "off fuck".

They just looked puzzled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't get S&M mixed up with M&S."

The last thing you want to be doing is rocking up to an M&S on Saturday morning, asking for handcuffs and whips 🤣

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Don't get S&M mixed up with M&S.

The last thing you want to be doing is rocking up to an M&S on Saturday morning, asking for handcuffs and whips 🤣"

Maybe walnut whips

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By *ogerroger69Man
over a year ago

West Yorks

Not just floggers & shackles….

These are M&S floggers & shackles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't get S&M mixed up with M&S.

The last thing you want to be doing is rocking up to an M&S on Saturday morning, asking for handcuffs and whips 🤣"

It was only the one time !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't get S&M mixed up with M&S.

The last thing you want to be doing is rocking up to an M&S on Saturday morning, asking for handcuffs and whips 🤣

Maybe walnut whips"

😂 I'm sure they'd have their uses during a session of S&M 🤷‍♀️

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't get S&M mixed up with M&S.

The last thing you want to be doing is rocking up to an M&S on Saturday morning, asking for handcuffs and whips 🤣

It was only the one time !

Did they ban you from the store Leo? They did, didn't they 🫣🤣

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Yin and yang

Day and night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not just floggers & shackles….

These are M&S floggers & shackles!"

I've just heard Dervla Kirwan saying that in my head 😳 Her voice was so gorgeous on those TV ads

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By *awpleasureMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

Cheese and pickle

Cheese and wine

Bread and cheese"

Bread and oils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't get S&M mixed up with M&S.

The last thing you want to be doing is rocking up to an M&S on Saturday morning, asking for handcuffs and whips 🤣

It was only the one time !

Did they ban you from the store Leo? They did, didn't they 🫣🤣"

Only when I insisted on tasting the whipped cream.🤭

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I shudder when I hear people say chips and egg.

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Husband and boyfriend

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I'm gonna have some toast under beans shortly, eaten with a fork and knife.

Then I might watch some old re-runs of Dec and Ant on the telly before driving down to Torquay whilst listening to Garfunkel & Simon. If it's sunny I may even eat some Jerry's & Ben by the sea. 🤷‍♂️

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
over a year ago

Chester

"I'm gonna have some toast under beans shortly, eaten with a fork and knife.

Yer a wrong-un! 😂

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Bread and cheese

Bread and oils "

Bread and butter

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By *hirleyMan
over a year ago

Wine bar

Anal threads and the forums

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

Raining dogs & katz.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I’ve heard of people having chips and fish. They walk amoung us.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Drum & bass

Pipe & drum

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’ve heard of people having chips and fish. "

Chips should come second. They are the cheap accompaniment to the expensive protein.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I’ve heard of people having chips and fish.

Chips should come second. They are the cheap accompaniment to the expensive protein."

I agree. Don’t go to Edinburgh though, they put salt and sauce on their fish & chips. 😬

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

What kind of sauce ?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

" Don’t go to Edinburgh though"

Someone told me yesterday that a suprisingly enjoyable drink is Malibu and Irn-Bru

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

" Don’t go to Edinburgh though

Someone told me yesterday that a suprisingly enjoyable drink is Malibu and Irn-Bru"

That must have been someone without tastebuds.

As for the sauce, I have never tried it but I’m reliably informed it is the cheapest of cheap brown sauce watered down with vinegar. They are strange people over in the east.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

" I’m reliably informed it is the cheapest of cheap brown sauce watered down with vinegar. "

So it's thickened vinegar

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By *obajxMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

"I shudder when I hear people say chips and egg."

Or "chips and fish"

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

" I’m reliably informed it is the cheapest of cheap brown sauce watered down with vinegar.

So it's thickened vinegar "

It could be, I wouldn’t try it though.

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
over a year ago

Your to do list

"I'm gonna have some toast under beans shortly, eaten with a fork and knife.

That hurt my head 😅

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Don't get S&M mixed up with M&S."

And certainly don't do S&M in M & S 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"DVP and DPD delivery"

As in.. Can I work from home this afternoon I have a dvp coming?

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I shudder when I hear people say chips and egg."

Or the egg based threesome ham egg and chips

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Why restrict yourself to binaries when you can take a trip somewhere over the rainbow and feel the music in technicolour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once over heard a someone say “ shall we go get chips and fish “ I’ve never wanted to punch a woman before in my life but this bitch came close.

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By *etwife8230Couple
over a year ago

Newport

"I once over heard a someone say “ shall we go get chips and fish “ I’ve never wanted to punch a woman before in my life but this bitch came close. "

🤣🤣

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By *etwife8230Couple
over a year ago

Newport

Cream and peaches

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By *VANDYMan
over a year ago

Teignmouth

"Black and white

Cheese and pickle

Cheese and wine

Hot and cold

I'm sure there are plenty more... Are there any contrarians out there who go the other way?

Pepper and salt for example? "

I thought it was Wine and Cheese. I remember mishearing it as a kid and thought my parents were going to Hawaiian Cheese Party.

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By *leep walkerMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

My mate mistakenly asked for an LGBT at Subway instead of a BLT. He didn't click until me and the cashier burst out laughing.

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Perrins and lea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toast & beans

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Toast & beans "

If someone asked me for that I would serve them separately.

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes Departure Lounge in NN9

G & T (Gin & Tonic)

Rum & Pep

Rum & Black

Bubble & Squeak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In novels up to the middle of the 20th century you'll often find character's ages being written as 'five-and-twenty' instead of just 'twenty-five'. I can't imagine why anyone would think that was a good idea.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"In novels up to the middle of the 20th century you'll often find character's ages being written as 'five-and-twenty' instead of just 'twenty-five'. I can't imagine why anyone would think that was a good idea."

E.g The nursery rhyme "Five and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie"

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Actually it's four and twenty blackbirds!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Rum & Black

Black and Decker

Black and White Minstrel Show

beaten black and blue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toast & beans

If someone asked me for that I would serve them separately. "

True that

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Actually it's four and twenty blackbirds!"

I though it was 4 and 20 virgins?

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

The Germans do... Funf und zwanzig... If you want to make good cars... Count weird.

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
over a year ago

In fair Verona.

Ant & Dec

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