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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have my hands full of shopping you know when you go in for one item and come out with ten items? Well I get to the till and all I am armed with is my purse.....when the person at the till states "would you like a bag"? I politely say yes please but secretly wanting to say where would you like me to store the items? Down me knickers?

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

They expect you to levitate it home...

If he was fit you could have asked him if he would like to help you carry it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What sort of pants are you wearing and how big are the items?

I can then use the powers of science and maths to see if my hand will still fit down them when they're full of shopping!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"What sort of pants are you wearing and how big are the items?

I can then use the powers of science and maths to see if my hand will still fit down them when they're full of shopping!"

professor xxx you saucy man....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What sort of pants are you wearing and how big are the items?

I can then use the powers of science and maths to see if my hand will still fit down them when they're full of shopping!

professor xxx you saucy man.... "

Science! You know it drives the ladies wild...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get the granny pants on and save money on bags while saving the planet.....would leave your biscuits with an unusual taste too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have my hands full of shopping you know when you go in for one item and come out with ten items? Well I get to the till and all I am armed with is my purse.....when the person at the till states "would you like a bag"? I politely say yes please but secretly wanting to say where would you like me to store the items? Down me knickers? "

Bet they charged you for the bags

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