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By (user no longer on site) OP
13 weeks ago

If you could do any job where salary is irrelevant what would it be and why?

What’s your dream job?

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By *issmorganWoman
13 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

I saw a job on social media the other day and it was weighing penguins. I'd definitely do that for a lower wage.

Anything where I was working with animals, would be the dream for me.

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By *eroLondonMan
13 weeks ago

Mayfair

Furniture design, focusing on 20th century modernism, Danish design, Bauhaus; reproductions, bent wood...

I think I would be in my comfort zone and most creative.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Barman.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Panda cuddler

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By *erryspringerMan
13 weeks ago

Glasgow

A Vintner...

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By *aizyWoman
13 weeks ago

west midlands

Weighing penguins 🐧

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
13 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

I’ve never dreampt of working.

But if I had to do something where I’d get paid for it, I’d happily be a wine taster. Going round trying wines and recommending them to people, hell yes sign me up.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

"I saw a job on social media the other day and it was weighing penguins. I'd definitely do that for a lower wage.

Anything where I was working with animals, would be the dream for me. "

We’ve got a lot of animals to look after cleaning days a Sunday so if you’re ever in Edinburgh for a weekend your welcome to help us shovel shit 😂

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By *issmorganWoman
13 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

"I saw a job on social media the other day and it was weighing penguins. I'd definitely do that for a lower wage.

Anything where I was working with animals, would be the dream for me.

We’ve got a lot of animals to look after cleaning days a Sunday so if you’re ever in Edinburgh for a weekend your welcome to help us shovel shit 😂"

Ha ha thanks for the offer, I'll let you know if I'm ever up your way!

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By *estructionDollyWoman
13 weeks ago

Manchester

Cheese taster.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

"I saw a job on social media the other day and it was weighing penguins. I'd definitely do that for a lower wage.

Anything where I was working with animals, would be the dream for me.

We’ve got a lot of animals to look after cleaning days a Sunday so if you’re ever in Edinburgh for a weekend your welcome to help us shovel shit 😂

Ha ha thanks for the offer, I'll let you know if I'm ever up your way! "

😂😂😂

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By *ansoffateMan
13 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Wolf preserve ranger.

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By *eoBloomsMan
13 weeks ago

Springfield

Caretaker in a great public building or park, like St Paul's or Kew Gardens. Would love being the first one to open up in the morning, being there alone, and just having a back seat to all the different visitors. Could probably sneak in some private fuckery as well.

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By *asty tatsyMan
13 weeks ago

london

Always loved archaeology, that would be my dream job

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By *luebell888Woman
13 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Mountain rescue worker with sniffer dogs.

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By *avie65Man
13 weeks ago

In the west.

I would have loved to be a tour guide or a market gardener.

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By *xhib12Man
13 weeks ago

Blyth

Supercar delivery driver.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Super villain

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By *urry BlokeMan
13 weeks ago

Dog rescue

I'd be a mess though

I'd want them all home with me

Even the cunty ones

Infact, especially the cunty ones

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By *ardigan SpiceWoman
13 weeks ago

Cardigan/Aberystwyth

Funeral director

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Capybara wrangler

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By *eoBloomsMan
13 weeks ago

Springfield

"Dog rescue

I'd be a mess though

I'd want them all home with me

Even the cunty ones

Infact, especially the cunty ones "

Yes ! I volunteered in a rescue centre for a while and had to stop, partially for that reason.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
13 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Work in a cattery

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By *bztradieMan
13 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Own a pub

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By (user no longer on site) OP
13 weeks ago

"Work in a cattery "

Glasses on…I thought that said carvery, and I thought what an awesome job

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
13 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

"Work in a cattery

Glasses on…I thought that said carvery, and I thought what an awesome job "

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By *ellhungvweMan
13 weeks ago

Cheltenham

My ideal non job job would be lying on a naturist beach in the sun thinking I am glad I don’t need to go to work tomorrow. Cos work is a pain in the arse.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
13 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

If salary was irrelevant I wouldn’t be bloody working. I’d be on a beach somewhere living the dream

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
13 weeks ago

North West

I’d want to be a Judith Charmers type, being paid to travel the world

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
13 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

"If salary was irrelevant I wouldn’t be bloody working. I’d be on a beach somewhere living the dream"

Would you be in a bikini? Cmon, help a guys dream out?

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By *acchus LyaeosMan
13 weeks ago

London

Probably go into academia

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By *hNo.Its.PierrotMan
13 weeks ago

London

Record store or art gallery.

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By *layfull pairingCouple
13 weeks ago

Bristol

Physiotherapist to the Swedish women’s netball team....

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

Second hand parachute sales.

No refunds.

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By *aizyWoman
13 weeks ago

west midlands

"Second hand parachute sales.

No refunds. "

No repeat custom either I'd imagine.

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By *dnxyzMan
13 weeks ago

LondonX

Blow job quality tester

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By *dnxyzMan
13 weeks ago

LondonX

"Second hand parachute sales.

No refunds.

No repeat custom either I'd imagine."

hahaha

no demo either, I hope

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By *reative-mindMan
13 weeks ago

exeter

Kelly Brooks Bra

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
13 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Quality Control in the Guinness Factory

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By *ora the explorerWoman
13 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"If salary was irrelevant I wouldn’t be bloody working. I’d be on a beach somewhere living the dream

Would you be in a bikini? Cmon, help a guys dream out?

Absolutely. Or maybe just bikini bottoms

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
13 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Work at Battersea with cats and dogs. Or be a professional cuddler

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By *a LunaWoman
13 weeks ago

o o OO o o

A barmaid in a small olde worlde pub that has regulars and not big crowds. Interesting folk propping up the bar that have funny stories to tell that are both letchy and funny.

I have a lousy memory so don’t think I could cope with a super busy pub.

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
13 weeks ago

Westbury (Wiltshire)

Horse rescue.

I would happily devote the rest of my working life to showing rescued horses that humanity aren't all arseholes of the first degree.

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By *eroLondonMan
13 weeks ago

Mayfair

I would be Nora's full time carer. 👩‍🦼💨💨

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By *eoBloomsMan
13 weeks ago

Springfield

"I would be Nora's full time carer. 👩‍🦼💨💨"

Imagine massaging the varicose veins in those lovely long legs...🫠

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By *eroLondonMan
13 weeks ago

Mayfair

"I would be Nora's full time carer. 👩‍🦼💨💨

Imagine massaging the varicose veins in those lovely long legs...🫠"

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She is quite vein (sic). She probably thinks this thread is about her.

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By *eoBloomsMan
13 weeks ago

Springfield

"I would be Nora's full time carer. 👩‍🦼💨💨

Imagine massaging the varicose veins in those lovely long legs...🫠

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She is quite vein (sic). She probably thinks this thread is about her."

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By *assy69Man
13 weeks ago

sussex and Wales

"If you could do any job where salary is irrelevant what would it be and why?

What’s your dream job?"

The one I have now

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
13 weeks ago

Altrincham

"If you could do any job where salary is irrelevant what would it be and why?

What’s your dream job?"

When I grow up I want to be a hairdresser 😁

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By *oughmanMan
13 weeks ago

Sunderland

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By *cunthorpe123Couple
13 weeks ago

scunthorpe

Years ago, I was a phlebotomist and our local hospital.

I would love to have that job again!

Donna.

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By *he Whole PortionCouple
13 weeks ago

in & around

"If you could do any job where salary is irrelevant what would it be and why?

What’s your dream job?"

Pornography historian

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By *oughmanMan
13 weeks ago

Sunderland

I would like to be a self employed carpenter. Or own a wargames/boardgames store.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
13 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Interior designer ♥️

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By *ools and the brainCouple
13 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Part of the British Antarctic Research team.

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By *aramel.desiresMan
13 weeks ago

Laleham

"Furniture design, focusing on 20th century modernism, Danish design, Bauhaus; reproductions, bent wood...

I think I would be in my comfort zone and most creative."

That's a good one. And I appliedfor a furniture degree many moons ago. Did sculpture instead.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
13 weeks ago

Next Door

A salary again would be nice🤷‍♀️

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Love to be the chequered flag waver at end of the Grand Prix

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