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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I don’t if this is allowed to post on here or in the meat section maybe I’ll get a holiday for posting it but here goes…

Any sexy females want to come over and landscape my garden for me? I just need the bottom half digging over and ing and then stepping down in terraces. I have a load of breeze blocks and hard-core to go under them doesn’t necessarily need cementing and then just level the land two or three steps. I’m just running out of steam a little.

In return I’ll make you a cuppa & go down on you for hours.

Reasonable ?

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

(Turf) roll up, roll up ladies

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By *ude LawMan
14 weeks ago

Harrogate

^He's in it for the hoes.

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"^He's in it for the hoes."

I’m quite picky, I definitely don’t want any Pete up my bum today

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
14 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

If you post it in the meat section you'll alienate the vegetarians and vegans. 😉

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
14 weeks ago

Reading

Your inbox will explode

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Your inbox will explode"

I know, I do make a great cup of tea so it’s hardly surprising

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By *ooking4othersMan
14 weeks ago

Here ...

I don't think you will get any offers as you didn't mention the c word ... you guessed it right ... cake ... good luck!

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By *exyScientistsCouple
14 weeks ago

Castlebar

Tea?

I'm out 🤮

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

I can't help with that, but I'm quite good with erections. Especially where wood is involved... My shed is still standing

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"I can't help with that, but I'm quite good with erections. Especially where wood is involved... My shed is still standing "

Lol you can help erect my scaffolding pole any day

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