FabSwingers.com forum: What is the worst possible superpower?

By *rRios OP Man
13 weeks ago

dublin

The ability to see through clothes but only when they are not being wore

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Being able to fly, but can only take off and land at airports and with all the same clearances that aircrafts need.

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
13 weeks ago

Altrincham

Being able to drink lots of wine but not getting d*unk!

😭

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

The one where whatever the guy touches, it turns to skittles. If anyone remembers the advert? Pretty sure that be a shit power. Great if you want to live in a world of skittles though

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By *ames_liptonMan
13 weeks ago

Darlington

Has to be having thunder pants 💨💨

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By *eys00Man
13 weeks ago

have boots will travel

You can turn into a rock and then back into yourself, but only once

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By *ames_liptonMan
13 weeks ago

Darlington

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By *ildTimes.Man
13 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

"The one where whatever the guy touches, it turns to skittles. If anyone remembers the advert? Pretty sure that be a shit power. Great if you want to live in a world of skittles though

Facts! 🥪

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By *ames_liptonMan
13 weeks ago

Darlington

"The one where whatever the guy touches, it turns to skittles. If anyone remembers the advert? Pretty sure that be a shit power. Great if you want to live in a world of skittles though

Core memory unlocked with that 😂

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
13 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

You can pass through solid objects, but only the floor.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
13 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Invisibility. But only when your eyes are closed and you're whistling Aqua tunes.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
13 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Ice fingers.

Everything you touch turns to ice. Makes knocking one out problematic and your kebab will always be cold.

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By *aron_xMan
13 weeks ago

London

Consciousness.

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
13 weeks ago

North West

"Ice fingers.

Everything you touch turns to ice. Makes knocking one out problematic and your kebab will always be cold. "

Would make for great sensory play

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By *ucka39Man
13 weeks ago

Newcastle

Fire, anything that you touch would catch fire

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By *ikesEmBigMan
13 weeks ago

Herts

"The ability to see through clothes but only when they are not being wore

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super premature ejaculation

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By *tr8MrEMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Being able to run super fast but only on roads and only in London

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By *aizyWoman
13 weeks ago

west midlands

"Being able to run super fast but only on roads and only in London "

That would be bloody handy this coming Sunday tho

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By *tr8MrEMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Being able to run super fast but only on roads and only in London

That would be bloody handy this coming Sunday tho

Only you would undo my thought!!!

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By *aizyWoman
13 weeks ago

west midlands

"Being able to run super fast but only on roads and only in London

That would be bloody handy this coming Sunday tho

Only you would undo my thought!!! "

Sorry. Being able to run super fast but only on roads and only in London, but not on Marathon days

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By *ild_oatsMan
13 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

To telepathically hear your Ex at anytime and anywhere in the world being pleasured by someone else.

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By *ripfillMan
13 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Excessive wind … not nice as a superpower !

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By *eoBloomsMan
13 weeks ago

Springfield

Sexual invisibility

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
13 weeks ago

The Lake District

Being able to predict last weeks Lotto jackpot numbers

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By *tr8MrEMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Being able to run super fast but only on roads and only in London

That would be bloody handy this coming Sunday tho

Only you would undo my thought!!!

Sorry. Being able to run super fast but only on roads and only in London, but not on Marathon days

Or at night 🤣🤣

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By *tr8MrEMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Sexual invisibility "

Most of us have that already

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By *eoBloomsMan
13 weeks ago

Springfield

Fly like a bird, but the bird is a penguin.

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By *eadymade31Man
13 weeks ago

northumberland

The power to make bad pencil puns (its pointless)

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By *estructionDollyWoman
13 weeks ago

Manchester

Telekenises, but everything you move with your mind comes flying at you

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By *tr8MrEMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Telekenises, but everything you move with your mind comes flying at you "

Now there's a power useful on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

The ability to communicate with earthworms

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