FabSwingers.com forum: Worst pick up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
3 weeks ago

I could do with a laugh send me your best worst pickup lines!

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By *ildTimes.Man
3 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Nice tits, FAF? Never let me down 🥪

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
3 weeks ago

Costa Del Exeter

They normally run, or "dont see me" when I say "Hi..."

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
3 weeks ago

The Lake District

"come and live with me,could do with halfing my mortgage"

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By *tr8MrEMan
3 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Congratulations you won a ticket to the shit shag club

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
3 weeks ago

Hatfield

That dress looks nice on you…. Would look nicer on my floor … I have never used as I’m sure I wouldn’t appreciate the ensuing right hook ..

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
3 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Teach me Mommy" is always a surefire way to dry a pussy 💜

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By (user no longer on site) OP
3 weeks ago

""Teach me Mommy" is always a surefire way to dry a pussy 💜"

To be fair that one makes my cock shrivel up ..

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
3 weeks ago

The Lake District

Blimey OP didnt stick around long did he/she/they ??

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By *ergus1622Man
3 weeks ago

Dundee

Fancy a fuck! Lol

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By *rAndMrsLilCouple
3 weeks ago

Barnsley

"It stinks in here, have you farted?"

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By *each needs some creamWoman
3 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

You remind me of my little toe, I'll probably bang you on the coffee table later.

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By *each needs some creamWoman
3 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Are you a star?

Because you're light-years away from being impressed by these pick-up lines.

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By *heVikingJarlMan
3 weeks ago

behind you

Grab your coat you've pulled

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By *issFussyWoman
3 weeks ago

hitchin

We’re all the same lying down

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By *aizyWoman
3 weeks ago

west midlands

"Blimey OP didnt stick around long did he/she/they ??"

It's Saturday they got all the pickup lines they needed!

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By *heVikingJarlMan
3 weeks ago

behind you

You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.

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By *ife NinjaMan
3 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Here's 10p for't phone. Tell tha' mother tha' not coming home tonight 🤭

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By *heLeadbettersCouple
3 weeks ago

Reading

I'll admit to using "I'll treat you like a Cadbury's chocolate orange" to Margo.

Just celebrated our 4 year anniversary. Gotta know your audience.

*unwrap her and bang her on the table.......

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By *each needs some creamWoman
3 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.

Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?

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By *heVikingJarlMan
3 weeks ago

behind you

I bet you look as perfect with your clothes off as you do with them on.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

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By *infullyNaughtyMan
3 weeks ago

Surrey

Can I pick you up?

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By *lueman3Man
3 weeks ago

North east

You any good at reverse parking?

Well reverse yaself onto this

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By *allGent99Man
3 weeks ago

Wirral

Can you tell me if this cloth smells of chloroform?

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By *issFussyWoman
3 weeks ago

hitchin

“Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”

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By *allGent99Man
3 weeks ago

Wirral

Do you like your eggs fertilised in the morning?

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By *each needs some creamWoman
2 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Are you a light switch?

Because I want to turn you on.

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By *utdoorfun7474Couple
2 weeks ago

armagh

Want to chat with a couple on telegram? Lol

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By *onty777Man
2 weeks ago

midlands

Do you like chicken?

Suck my cock, it’s fowl.

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By *ushrangerMan
2 weeks ago

Hampshire

My ex told me when I left her I'm not that great in bed but I'd like a second opinion

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By *ad NannaWoman
2 weeks ago

East London

"Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Not the OP.

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By *riday10Man
2 weeks ago

hertfordshire

What’s got 100 teeth and cages a monster. My zip

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By *lexm87Man
2 weeks ago

Various

I've got a special bottle at home...

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By *ORDERMANMan
2 weeks ago

wrexham

Is your surname Jacobs by any chance...?

No why...

You're certainly one cracker I'd love to cream....

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By *nandwet69Couple
2 weeks ago

cwmbran

You must tired as you have been running through my mind all night

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By *ermite12ukMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

Fancy going halves in a sprog?

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By *carlettsWoman
2 weeks ago

Harpenden

Did you hurt yourself when you fell

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By *kbwc1995Man
2 weeks ago

manchester/bradford

D12...

Oh shit sorry thought this was a vending machine because you look like a snack

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By *DAnnetteTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Brighton

"Fancy a fuck! Lol "

Lol! That's the most common pick up message on Fab I reckon. So many guys on here have no imagination and they even expect a reply!!

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By *an8iMan
2 weeks ago

Bilston

I'm not Fred Flintstone but I can make your bedrock

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By *each needs some creamWoman
2 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them.

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