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"Kitkat Chucky or blue ribbon ? Asking for a friend. " KitKat chunky, all day long | |||
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"Why do they call a building a building when it's already built Asking for a friend "Because one is a noun the other is a verb | |||
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"Is gravity a myth or does the earth just suck" Definitely a myth | |||
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"My friend wants to know what's the difference between a boat and a ship. " Vessels mainly used for navigation of coastal and inland waters are generally called boats, while ocean-going vessels are generally called ships. | |||
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"My friend wants to know what's the difference between a boat and a ship. Vessels mainly used for navigation of coastal and inland waters are generally called boats, while ocean-going vessels are generally called ships. " Thank you | |||
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"Why is a lift still called a lift when it's going down. Shouldn't it be called a 'drop'? 🤔" Have you thought about writing to your MP about this? | |||
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"Why is a lift still called a lift when it's going down. Shouldn't it be called a 'drop'? 🤔" Because some arse hole at the bottom pressed the button 😂 | |||
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"Why is a lift still called a lift when it's going down. Shouldn't it be called a 'drop'? 🤔 Have you thought about writing to your MP about this? " I've met her. She's ok, but currently busy emptying bins and helping build a lovely footpath walk. Also...... Is it compulsory to share foods that have 'share bag' on the packaging? Because in all honesty....I'm not keen on the notion. 🤷♂️ | |||
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"Why is there a D in Fridge and not Refrigerator?" If you hang around, a guy will try to put a D in YOU | |||
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"Why is there a D in Fridge and not Refrigerator? If you hang around, a guy will try to put a D in YOU "Especially if you're naked with your head in the fridge. *also the washing machine. **allegedly | |||
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"Why is a lift still called a lift when it's going down. Shouldn't it be called a 'drop'? 🤔 Have you thought about writing to your MP about this? I've met her. She's ok, but currently busy emptying bins and helping build a lovely footpath walk. Also...... Is it compulsory to share foods that have 'share bag' on the packaging? Because in all honesty....I'm not keen on the notion. 🤷♂️" It’s a suggestion, just like ‘fuck off’ is one | |||
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"Kitkat Chucky or blue ribbon ? Asking for a friend. KitKat chunky, all day long" I’ve never understood the whole asking for a friend thing. Am I allowed to disagree with you, because after all the question is “ not mine “ and disagreeing would give the game away. | |||
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"Kitkat Chucky or blue ribbon ? Asking for a friend. KitKat chunky, all day long I’ve never understood the whole asking for a friend thing. Am I allowed to disagree with you, because after all the question is “ not mine “ and disagreeing would give the game away. " You can disagree all you like! | |||
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"Quickest way to lose my 6 pack and get a dad bod? Dad bods seem to be preferred on here 🥪" Are you asking for a friend or does your friend like 🥪 too?! | |||
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"Quickest way to lose my 6 pack and get a dad bod? Dad bods seem to be preferred on here 🥪" Go on anti depressants. Or eat lots of fried chicken | |||
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"Quickest way to lose my 6 pack and get a dad bod? Dad bods seem to be preferred on here 🥪 Are you asking for a friend or does your friend like 🥪 too?!" Oh right...yes my friend obviously...🥪 | |||
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"Quickest way to lose my 6 pack and get a dad bod? Dad bods seem to be preferred on here 🥪 Go on anti depressants. Or eat lots of fried chicken" Can "my friend" do both to speed things up? 🥪 | |||
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"Why is a lift still called a lift when it's going down. Shouldn't it be called a 'drop'? 🤔 Have you thought about writing to your MP about this? I've met her. She's ok, but currently busy emptying bins and helping build a lovely footpath walk. Also...... Is it compulsory to share foods that have 'share bag' on the packaging? Because in all honesty....I'm not keen on the notion. 🤷♂️ It’s a suggestion, just like ‘fuck off’ is one" 
My 'go to' reply whenever anyone asks for a tangfastic. 😇😇 | |||
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"Why is “asking for a friend” a thing? Why not just ask? I feel I may be quite literal about this
Mrs TMN x"Sometimes friends can't ask because they are too embarrassed or maybe they exist as part of a Dissociative Identity Disorder. You can be literal and it still makes sense as a thing. | |||
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"Kitkat Chucky or blue ribbon ? Asking for a friend. KitKat chunky, all day long" Yep! Just had the Easter Egg | |||
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"Why is there a D in Fridge and not Refrigerator?" Even stranger is that it’s an abbreviation but with an extra letter. And why is abbreviation such a long word? | |||
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"Why's it called a blow job? Wouldn't suck job be more fitting? " It is an abbreviation for "below" job | |||
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"My friend wants to know what's the difference between a boat and a ship. Vessels mainly used for navigation of coastal and inland waters are generally called boats, while ocean-going vessels are generally called ships. " A ship is capable of carrying a boat is the definition | |||
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"Why is a round pizza put in a square box and cut into triangles? " Your friends overthinking that he needs to just enjoy the pizza | |||
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"Kitkat Chucky or blue ribbon ? Asking for a friend. " Kitkat Chunky. Always. Suprised you have to ask to be honest. Get a grip! Sorry Tea. It had to be said. | |||
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"Why is a vagina called a pussy?. I always thought it looked more like a hamster." It is from the Old Norse for pocket or pouch | |||
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"Why is a vagina called a pussy?. I always thought it looked more like a hamster." Is that what the Daily Star was referring to with its headline "Freddie Starr ate my hamster"? | |||
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"Aren't Diet , Zero, diet Pepsi, Pepsi max all the same drink... " Doesn’t the amount or type of sweetener change? This is why we will all have webbed feet by the time we are 68. | |||
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"Kitkat Chucky or blue ribbon ? Asking for a friend. Kitkat Chunky. Always. Suprised you have to ask to be honest. Get a grip! Sorry Tea. It had to be said. " Sorry to inform you, but I believe your statement maybe incorrect. Kitkat, to much chocolate, blue ribbon, absolute perfection 😙🤌🏻 | |||
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"Aren't Diet , Zero, diet Pepsi, Pepsi max all the same drink... " Pepsi and Coca-Cola taste different | |||
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"Kitkat Chucky or blue ribbon ? Asking for a friend. " Aren't they called Blue Riband? Asking for a friend. | |||
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"Why is a vagina called a pussy?. I always thought it looked more like a hamster. Is that what the Daily Star was referring to with its headline "Freddie Starr ate my hamster"?" | |||
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"Kitkat Chucky or blue ribbon ? Asking for a friend. Aren't they called Blue Riband? Asking for a friend." Just checked the packet 😳 no shit they are, since when ? Is this one of those mandela effects things ? | |||
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"Is gravity a myth or does the earth just suck Definitely a myth" Neither, but Isaac Newton invented it | |||
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"They have been called Blue Riband since they were invented in the 1930's !" I know. I’ve just googled and my mind is blown, it’s a blue ribbon it’s always been a blue ribbon, it had blue ribbon on the packet. But no apparently not apparently I’ve been living in some parallel universe. What the fuck is going on 🤯🤯🤯 Why is the world different, I’m scared | |||
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"They have been called Blue Riband since they were invented in the 1930's ! I know. I’ve just googled and my mind is blown, it’s a blue ribbon it’s always been a blue ribbon, it had blue ribbon on the packet. But no apparently not apparently I’ve been living in some parallel universe. What the fuck is going on 🤯🤯🤯 Why is the world different, I’m scared " Yikes, because it's Blue Riband. Definitely a parallel universe. 😬 | |||
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"Why has asking for a friend become such a thing that you have to put asking for me if you're asking for you? Except that even asking for a friend is asking for you too. Asking for a friend. Or am I? " Yes 😊😊 | |||
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"When I take my car to be cleaned it goes for a valet with a silent t.. when it’s been done it’s been valeted and the t now makes its appearance…. My friend was asking why we don’t say Val-et in stead of Val-ay" Valleyed is a depression. Maybe due to cost of a car valet ! | |||
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"Why has asking for a friend become such a thing that you have to put asking for me if you're asking for you? Except that even asking for a friend is asking for you too. Asking for a friend. Or am I? " I have had insufficient coffee to address this.... | |||
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"Why is cheese on toast called Welsh rarebit " Welsh rarebit incudes beer, Worcestershire sauce and mustard (which cheese on toast doesn't) but I don't know why that makes it Welsh ! | |||
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"When I take my car to be cleaned it goes for a valet with a silent t.. when it’s been done it’s been valeted and the t now makes its appearance…. My friend was asking why we don’t say Val-et in stead of Val-ay" Parce que valet n'est pas un verbe en français 😘 | |||
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"Why has asking for a friend become such a thing that you have to put asking for me if you're asking for you? Except that even asking for a friend is asking for you too. Asking for a friend. Or am I? " I'd normally ask a friend with this conundrum, but unfortunately I don't have any. So, how do you make friends as an adult? Asking for a friend (obviously not one of mine though). | |||
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" So, how do you make friends as an adult? " Find a class you are interested in such as photography, yoga, drama, guitar etc Look for local volunteers for tree planting, food banks etc Look for walking groups Join a church or other place of worship | |||
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