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"Why wouldn't you fuck the poster above? Don't be too harsh I'm a sensitive guy "Your thighs are too big. | |||
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"Why wouldn't you fuck the poster above? Don't be too harsh I'm a sensitive guy
Your thighs are too big. "You have a penis | |||
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"Why wouldn't you fuck the poster above? Don't be too harsh I'm a sensitive guy
Your thighs are too big.
You have a penis"Damn it can't think of a reason! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 23/04/25 17:21:42] You too short" Bit personal 🤣🤣 | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 23/04/25 17:21:42] You too short Bit personal 🤣🤣" You’re a guy | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 23/04/25 17:21:42] You too short" Hoping she don't mind short women 🙏 | |||
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"She's too far away 😭" Wrong sex | |||
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"She's too far away 😭 Wrong sex " I prefer Vegemite | |||
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"She's too far away 😭 Wrong sex " Fucking hate Marmite | |||
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"She's too far away 😭 Wrong sex " You’re not Bovril. | |||
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"I prefer roses " My pockets are full | |||
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"He's forbidden." I'm too local | |||
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"He's forbidden. I'm too local" I injured my knee | |||
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"He's forbidden. I'm too local I injured my knee" Far to young and buff. | |||
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"He's forbidden. I'm too local I injured my knee" I have bad hips😂😂😂😂 | |||
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"Your pics are amazingly Hot🔥 OP, But I wish you was a Little Bit Taller🤭😉🤭😉🤭😉🤭" You’ve got a Fanny | |||
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"Your pics are amazingly Hot🔥 OP, But I wish you was a Little Bit Taller🤭😉🤭😉🤭😉🤭 You’ve got a Fanny " I would though 😅 | |||
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"Your pics are amazingly Hot🔥 OP, But I wish you was a Little Bit Taller🤭😉🤭😉🤭😉🤭 You’ve got a Fanny I would though 😅" No reason, I'd fuck him  | |||
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"I’m not Bi" She’s not bi haha. I’d have a good night out with her though for sure  | |||
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"I’m not Bi" She looks better in lingerie than I do  | |||
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"You domt read my messages 👀😬 You’ve moved "I prefer brunettes | |||
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"You domt read my messages 👀😬 You’ve moved "You’re up north | |||
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"I don't want to" She's just an average shag... | |||
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"I don't want to She's just an average shag..." It's an Epiphone and not a Gibson 🥪 | |||
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"Your pics are amazingly Hot🔥 OP, But I wish you was a Little Bit Taller🤭😉🤭😉🤭😉🤭 You’ve got a Fanny I would though 😅 No reason, I'd fuck him "Likewise 😈 | |||
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"I'm washing my hair" . I would | |||
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"I'm seriously put off by the Brummie accent in the throws of orgasm Ps..your male" We're brummies  | |||
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"I'm seriously put off by the Brummie accent in the throws of orgasm Ps..your male We're brummies "You’re brummies | |||
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"I'm seriously put off by the Brummie accent in the throws of orgasm Ps..your male We're brummies "Bollocks 😭😭 | |||
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"I’m out with Nora 😂" Would 🔥 | |||
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"I’m out with Nora 😂 Would 🔥" It’s too early for Christmas. | |||
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"I’m out with Nora 😂 Would 🔥 It’s too early for Christmas. " Out of his age range | |||
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"LOCALS ONLY!!!!!! "Wrong sex | |||
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"I have trypophobia and the bubbles in your bath has triggered me" I like a bubble bath  | |||
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"I have trypophobia and the bubbles in your bath has triggered me" There should always be one in the couple who doesn't have trypophobia so we're not both rendered useless by holes | |||
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"I have trypophobia and the bubbles in your bath has triggered me I like a bubble bath "I don't like bubble baths | |||
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"I have trypophobia and the bubbles in your bath has triggered me I like a bubble bath
I don't like bubble baths"I have a type and it’s not men | |||
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" way out of our league 🥵" You don’t like smokers | |||
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" way out of our league 🥵" The drive is long and petrol is expensive. | |||
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"Lives to far away " I'm not 98 😅 | |||
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"You don't have the right bits" Wrong coast. | |||
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"You don't have the right bits Wrong coast. " Straight. 🤷🏻♀️ | |||
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"Just not my cup of tea "Not sure if you've got a face | |||
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"Just not my cup of tea
Not sure if you've got a face"Your straight and you wouldn’t walk for a week x | |||
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"Just not my cup of tea
Not sure if you've got a face
Your straight and you wouldn’t walk for a week x"I like being able to walk | |||
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"I'm an atheist " I’ve had my quota for the day | |||
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"I'm an atheist I’ve had my quota for the day " Would love to lol | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 23/04/25 18:40:07]" Too young | |||
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"You love to use oil and it would ruin my fake tan! Xx 😄" I'm pretty sure I could sacrifice the oil 😅🤣 | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 23/04/25 18:40:07] Too young "Say it ain't so! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 23/04/25 18:40:07] Too young
Say it ain't so! "It's a trek | |||
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"Too straight 😮" From Birmingham | |||
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"Too straight 😮 From Birmingham " I’m camera shy | |||
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"Too straight 😮 From Birmingham I’m camera shy "I prefer Yorkshire | |||
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"Too straight 😮 From Birmingham I’m camera shy
I prefer Yorkshire "I prefer pussy  | |||
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"Too straight 😮 From Birmingham I’m camera shy
I prefer Yorkshire
I prefer pussy "I prefer bakers | |||
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"My bollocks wouldn't enjoy the strain" Don’t like men | |||
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"I've got a headache 🤔" Ill bring the paracetamol | |||
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"I've got a headache 🤔" She's telling me to fuck off 😭 | |||
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"I've got a headache 🤔" Your ..... I dont like ..... ..... puts me off A fuck it's a Wednesday and I'm.about to get on a plane | |||
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"I've got a headache 🤔 Your ..... I dont like ..... ..... puts me off A fuck it's a Wednesday and I'm.about to get on a plane" I can't pronounce her name 🙈 | |||
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"I've got a headache 🤔 Your ..... I dont like ..... ..... puts me off A fuck it's a Wednesday and I'm.about to get on a plane" The plane toilet is too small | |||
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"I've got a headache 🤔 Your ..... I dont like ..... ..... puts me off A fuck it's a Wednesday and I'm.about to get on a plane I can't pronounce her name 🙈" I was going to say the same thing 
Twinsies! | |||
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"Hes a dude ⛔️" I prefer strawberries | |||
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"Hes a dude ⛔️ I prefer strawberries" We don't share the same interest in music | |||
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"Hes a dude ⛔️ I prefer strawberries" I’m so happy you do 🤣😂 | |||
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"Hes a dude ⛔️ I prefer strawberries I’m so happy you do 🤣😂" You have too many abbs | |||
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"Hes a dude ⛔️ I prefer strawberries I’m so happy you do 🤣😂" I'm not a fan of your cherries! | |||
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"Hes a dude ⛔️ I prefer strawberries I’m so happy you do 🤣😂 I'm not a fan of your cherries!" Thank fuck 😂 | |||
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"Hes a dude ⛔️ I prefer strawberries I’m so happy you do 🤣😂 You have too many abbs" Youre looking for a Langer | |||
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"Hes a dude ⛔️ I prefer strawberries We don't share the same interest in music "How can you be sure? | |||
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"Hes a dude ⛔️ I prefer strawberries I’m so happy you do 🤣😂 You have too many abbs Youre looking for a Langer" I’m not kinky as fuck. | |||
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"Hes a dude ⛔️ I prefer strawberries I’m so happy you do 🤣😂 You have too many abbs Youre looking for a Langer I’m not kinky as fuck. " I don't want to be caught in the locker room | |||
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"Hes a dude ⛔️ I prefer strawberries We don't share the same interest in music
How can you be sure?"Because you like lyrics in yours | |||
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"I haven’t got enough petrol to get there" Prefer middle of the road | |||
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"I haven’t got enough petrol to get there Prefer middle of the road" Your celebrating George's day | |||
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"I haven’t got enough petrol to get there Prefer middle of the road" I prefer my stars unexploded | |||
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"I'm more of a salsa guy "I have two left feet | |||
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"He skips leg day." I’m not Mads Mikkelsen xx | |||
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"He skips leg day." I skipped you because I wouldn't have a reason not to | |||
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"He skips leg day. I’m not Mads Mikkelsen xx " I don't know my way to Wales | |||
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"I prefer wallflowers " You only said that because it's me 😭😭 | |||
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"He skips leg day. I skipped you because I wouldn't have a reason not to "I can’t scuba dive! | |||
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"He skips leg day. I skipped you because I wouldn't have a reason not to
I can’t scuba dive!"Well I would | |||
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"I prefer wallflowers You only said that because it's me 😭😭" Haha it was for blummin Daizy ... Play on flower names | |||
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"He skips leg day. I skipped you because I wouldn't have a reason not to
I can’t scuba dive!
Well I would "Your too short (im so sorry had to find something) | |||
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"He skips leg day. I skipped you because I wouldn't have a reason not to
I can’t scuba dive!
Well I would
Your too short (im so sorry had to find something)"Errrr 🤷🤷🤷 | |||
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"He skips leg day. I skipped you because I wouldn't have a reason not to
I can’t scuba dive!
Well I would
Your too short (im so sorry had to find something)
Errrr 🤷🤷🤷"Out my age range x | |||
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"He skips leg day. I skipped you because I wouldn't have a reason not to
I can’t scuba dive!
Well I would
Your too short (im so sorry had to find something)
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Out my age range x "probably would 😝 | |||
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"He skips leg day. I skipped you because I wouldn't have a reason not to
I can’t scuba dive!
Well I would
Your too short (im so sorry had to find something)
Errrr 🤷🤷🤷
Out my age range x "Tbh, you could of used many excuses and still succeeded 🤣🤣 | |||
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"He'd be ruined for any other woman. 😏" You knocked me back earlier. | |||
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"He'd be ruined for any other woman. 😏 You knocked me back earlier. " Has something against vanilla for some reason | |||
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"Far too young, darling. "I think Dr Frank-N-Furter had no problem with younger specimens | |||
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"I prefer wallflowers " I could have sworn that said wallopers on first view | |||
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"Far too young, darling.
I think Dr Frank-N-Furter had no problem with younger specimens "My Arabic and hebrew aren't up to scratch | |||
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"Far too young, darling.
I think Dr Frank-N-Furter had no problem with younger specimens
My Arabic and hebrew aren't up to scratch"You are too far away | |||
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"Far too young, darling.
I think Dr Frank-N-Furter had no problem with younger specimens
My Arabic and hebrew aren't up to scratch
You are too far away "Can’t find a reason tbh 😘 | |||
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"Far too young, darling.
I think Dr Frank-N-Furter had no problem with younger specimens
My Arabic and hebrew aren't up to scratch
You are too far away
Can’t find a reason tbh 😘"Because I'd let them fuck me instead x | |||
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"Far too young, darling.
I think Dr Frank-N-Furter had no problem with younger specimens
My Arabic and hebrew aren't up to scratch
You are too far away
Can’t find a reason tbh 😘"Can't pronounce where you're from | |||
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"Far too young, darling.
I think Dr Frank-N-Furter had no problem with younger specimens
My Arabic and hebrew aren't up to scratch
You are too far away
Can’t find a reason tbh 😘"I don’t want to be the oldest in the room | |||
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"I haven’t got enough petrol to get there Prefer middle of the road Your celebrating George's day" And why is that an issue? | |||
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"Far too young, darling.
I think Dr Frank-N-Furter had no problem with younger specimens
My Arabic and hebrew aren't up to scratch
You are too far away
Can’t find a reason tbh 😘
Because I'd let them fuck me instead x"I prefer premier inn to travel lodge | |||
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"Not into willies. "Same | |||
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"Not into willies.
Same "I don't like marmite on its own... but it's fine on toast with melted butter 😋 | |||
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"Not into willies.
Same
I don't like marmite on its own...
but it's fine on toast with melted butter 😋"Sadly too far away but incredible photos | |||
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"Not into willies.
Same "But I'm not sure if I love him or hate him | |||
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"Not into willies.
Same
I don't like marmite on its own...
but it's fine on toast with melted butter 😋"I'm not your type 🤷 | |||
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"Far too young, darling.
I think Dr Frank-N-Furter had no problem with younger specimens
My Arabic and hebrew aren't up to scratch
You are too far away "Id get all the way to west Dorset, and not get let out of my cage! | |||
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"I haven’t got enough petrol to get there Prefer middle of the road Your celebrating George's day And why is that an issue? " Because youre in space | |||
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"Not into willies.
Same
I don't like marmite on its own...
but it's fine on toast with melted butter 😋
I'm not your type 🤷"I'm too near | |||
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"Not into willies.
Same
I don't like marmite on its own...
but it's fine on toast with melted butter 😋"Can't spell the Ceide fields, and would be petrified to be caught there | |||
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"Not into willies.
Same
I don't like marmite on its own...
but it's fine on toast with melted butter 😋
I'm not your type 🤷"And you're already in a field of men ! | |||
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"Not into willies.
Same
I don't like marmite on its own...
but it's fine on toast with melted butter 😋
I'm not your type 🤷
And you're already in a field of men !"I don't know how to unlock a cage | |||
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"Not into willies.
Same
I don't like marmite on its own...
but it's fine on toast with melted butter 😋
I'm not your type 🤷
And you're already in a field of men !
I don't know how to unlock a cage"The opposite way to locking it! | |||
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"Not into willies.
Same
I don't like marmite on its own...
but it's fine on toast with melted butter 😋
I'm not your type 🤷
And you're already in a field of men !
I don't know how to unlock a cage
The opposite way to locking it!"Hoping it's a coded lock | |||
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"Not into willies.
Same
I don't like marmite on its own...
but it's fine on toast with melted butter 😋
I'm not your type 🤷
And you're already in a field of men !
I don't know how to unlock a cage
The opposite way to locking it!"Presumably you'd already be locked, so I'd have nothing to go on | |||
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"Not into willies.
Same
I don't like marmite on its own...
but it's fine on toast with melted butter 😋
I'm not your type 🤷
And you're already in a field of men !
I don't know how to unlock a cage
The opposite way to locking it!
Presumably you'd already be locked, so I'd have nothing to go on"No …. Just no ! 🥴 | |||
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