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By *egDaySkipper OP   Man
13 weeks ago

nw

Why wouldn't you fuck the poster above?

Don't be too harsh I'm a sensitive guy

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By *.hrisMan
13 weeks ago

Bath

Boobs are too small

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By *avie65Man
13 weeks ago

In the west.


"Why wouldn't you fuck the poster above?

Don't be too harsh I'm a sensitive guy "

Your thighs are too big.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago


"Why wouldn't you fuck the poster above?

Don't be too harsh I'm a sensitive guy

Your thighs are too big. "

You have a penis

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By *carlettsWoman
13 weeks ago

Harpenden


"Why wouldn't you fuck the poster above?

Don't be too harsh I'm a sensitive guy

Your thighs are too big.

You have a penis"

Damn it can't think of a reason!

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By *kbwc1995Man
13 weeks ago

manchester/bradford

Can't think of one either lol

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By *tr8MrEMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago


"[Removed by poster at 23/04/25 17:21:42]"

You too short

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By *eoBloomsMan
13 weeks ago

Springfield

Too tall 😭

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By *tr8MrEMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"[Removed by poster at 23/04/25 17:21:42]

You too short"

Bit personal 🤣🤣

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By *oeBeansMan
13 weeks ago

Derby

She's too far away 😭

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago


"[Removed by poster at 23/04/25 17:21:42]

You too short

Bit personal 🤣🤣"

You’re a guy

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By *ustus5555Woman
13 weeks ago

Mansfield


"[Removed by poster at 23/04/25 17:21:42]

You too short"

Hoping she don't mind short women 🙏

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By *armite 500Man
13 weeks ago

Darlington


"She's too far away 😭"

Wrong sex

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By *egDaySkipper OP   Man
13 weeks ago

nw


"She's too far away 😭

Wrong sex "

I prefer Vegemite

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By *tr8MrEMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"She's too far away 😭

Wrong sex "

Fucking hate Marmite

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By *avie65Man
13 weeks ago

In the west.


"She's too far away 😭

Wrong sex "

You’re not Bovril.

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By *orbidden eastMan
13 weeks ago

london dodging electric bikes

I don’t like willies

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By *aizyWoman
13 weeks ago

west midlands

He's forbidden.

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
13 weeks ago

Aberdeen

I prefer roses

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By *ustus5555Woman
13 weeks ago

Mansfield

I smoke

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago


"I prefer roses "

My pockets are full

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By *tr8MrEMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"He's forbidden."

I'm too local

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By *acchus LyaeosMan
13 weeks ago

London


"He's forbidden.

I'm too local"

I injured my knee

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By *avie65Man
13 weeks ago

In the west.


"He's forbidden.

I'm too local

I injured my knee"

Far to young and buff.

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By *r Black 85Man
13 weeks ago

nottingham


"He's forbidden.

I'm too local

I injured my knee"

I have bad hips😂😂😂😂

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By *ariaxxxxWoman
13 weeks ago

Kent/London/Greater London

Your pics are amazingly Hot🔥 OP, But I wish you was a Little Bit Taller🤭😉🤭😉🤭😉🤭

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By *vaRoseWoman
13 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"Your pics are amazingly Hot🔥 OP, But I wish you was a Little Bit Taller🤭😉🤭😉🤭😉🤭"

You’ve got a Fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago


"Your pics are amazingly Hot🔥 OP, But I wish you was a Little Bit Taller🤭😉🤭😉🤭😉🤭

You’ve got a Fanny "

I would though 😅

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
13 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Your pics are amazingly Hot🔥 OP, But I wish you was a Little Bit Taller🤭😉🤭😉🤭😉🤭

You’ve got a Fanny

I would though 😅"

No reason, I'd fuck him

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By *B..Woman
13 weeks ago

Wiltshire

I’m not Bi

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By *ora the explorerWoman
13 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’m not Bi"

She’s not bi haha. I’d have a good night out with her though for sure

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By *ewcdplymouthTV/TS
13 weeks ago

plymouth


"I’m not Bi"

She looks better in lingerie than I do

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By *avie65Man
13 weeks ago

In the west.

Gawd why do you have to live so far away.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

You domt read my messages 👀😬

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
13 weeks ago

Up North


"You domt read my messages 👀😬"

You’ve moved

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By *es not the MessiahMan
13 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun


"You domt read my messages 👀😬

You’ve moved"

I prefer brunettes

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By *illyboy12345Man
13 weeks ago

Glasgow


"You domt read my messages 👀😬

You’ve moved"

You’re up north

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

I don't want to

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By *orthampton jamesMan
13 weeks ago

Northampton

Need to buy cake

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By *oiluvfunMan
13 weeks ago

Penrith


"I don't want to"

She's just an average shag...

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By *ildTimes.Man
13 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam


"I don't want to

She's just an average shag..."

It's an Epiphone and not a Gibson 🥪

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago


"Your pics are amazingly Hot🔥 OP, But I wish you was a Little Bit Taller🤭😉🤭😉🤭😉🤭

You’ve got a Fanny

I would though 😅

No reason, I'd fuck him "

Likewise 😈

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By *esthetic21Man
13 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

I dont fuck men

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By *etwife8230Couple
13 weeks ago

Newport

I'm washing my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago


"I'm washing my hair"
.

I would

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By *tr8MrEMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm seriously put off by the Brummie accent in the throws of orgasm

Ps..your male

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By *a1970Man
13 weeks ago

East cork

I'm straight

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By *heGigglersCouple
13 weeks ago

Stourbridge


"I'm seriously put off by the Brummie accent in the throws of orgasm

Ps..your male"

We're brummies

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By *illyboy12345Man
13 weeks ago

Glasgow


"I'm seriously put off by the Brummie accent in the throws of orgasm

Ps..your male

We're brummies "

You’re brummies

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By *tr8MrEMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I'm seriously put off by the Brummie accent in the throws of orgasm

Ps..your male

We're brummies "

Bollocks 😭😭

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By *B..Woman
13 weeks ago

Wiltshire

I’m out with Nora 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago


"I’m out with Nora 😂"

Would 🔥

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By *avie65Man
13 weeks ago

In the west.


"I’m out with Nora 😂

Would 🔥"

It’s too early for Christmas.

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By *heGigglersCouple
13 weeks ago

Stourbridge


"I’m out with Nora 😂

Would 🔥

It’s too early for Christmas. "

Out of his age range

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

LOCALS ONLY!!!!!!

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By *itty9899Man
13 weeks ago

Craggy Island


"LOCALS ONLY!!!!!! "

Wrong sex

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By *onnynclaireCouple
13 weeks ago

Reading

I have trypophobia and the bubbles in your bath has triggered me

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
13 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"I have trypophobia and the bubbles in your bath has triggered me"

I like a bubble bath

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By *acchus LyaeosMan
13 weeks ago

London

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By *acchus LyaeosMan
13 weeks ago

London


"I have trypophobia and the bubbles in your bath has triggered me"

There should always be one in the couple who doesn't have trypophobia so we're not both rendered useless by holes

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By *acchus LyaeosMan
13 weeks ago

London


"I have trypophobia and the bubbles in your bath has triggered me

I like a bubble bath "

I don't like bubble baths

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By *nly4fun76Man
13 weeks ago

cardiff


"I have trypophobia and the bubbles in your bath has triggered me

I like a bubble bath

I don't like bubble baths"

I have a type and it’s not men

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By *onnynclaireCouple
13 weeks ago

Reading

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
13 weeks ago

South Wales

Not local xx 😘

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By *ornycouple614Couple
13 weeks ago

carmarthenshire

way out of our league 🥵

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By *FGIHMan
13 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Not looking for single guys

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By *nly4fun76Man
13 weeks ago

cardiff


" way out of our league 🥵"

You don’t like smokers

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By *hyguyvanilla1978Man
13 weeks ago

Northampton

I wouldn't stand up to expectations

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By *aramel.desiresMan
13 weeks ago

Laleham


" way out of our league 🥵"

The drive is long and petrol is expensive.

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By *hrills and adventureMan
13 weeks ago

Winchester

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
13 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Lives to far away

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By *sWyldWoman
13 weeks ago

Edinburgh

You don't have the right bits

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago


"Lives to far away "

I'm not 98 😅

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By *avie65Man
13 weeks ago

In the west.


"You don't have the right bits"

Wrong coast.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"You don't have the right bits

Wrong coast. "

Straight.

🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *aughtynice78Man
13 weeks ago

Telford

Just not my cup of tea

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By *rgoodnbadMan
13 weeks ago

greenock

Not my type

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By *acchus LyaeosMan
13 weeks ago

London


"Just not my cup of tea "

Not sure if you've got a face

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By *teff_RedTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Greenhouse or Attic


"Just not my cup of tea

Not sure if you've got a face"

Your straight and you wouldn’t walk for a week x

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago


"Just not my cup of tea

Not sure if you've got a face

Your straight and you wouldn’t walk for a week x"

I like being able to walk

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By *tr8MrEMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm an atheist

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
13 weeks ago

Up North


"I'm an atheist "

I’ve had my quota for the day

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago


"I'm an atheist

I’ve had my quota for the day "

Would love to lol

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
13 weeks ago

South Wales

You love to use oil and it would ruin my fake tan! Xx 😄

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By *acchus LyaeosMan
13 weeks ago

London

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By *eoBloomsMan
13 weeks ago

Springfield


"[Removed by poster at 23/04/25 18:40:07]"

Too young

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago


"You love to use oil and it would ruin my fake tan! Xx 😄"

I'm pretty sure I could sacrifice the oil 😅🤣

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By *acchus LyaeosMan
13 weeks ago

London


"[Removed by poster at 23/04/25 18:40:07]

Too young "

Say it ain't so!

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
13 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"[Removed by poster at 23/04/25 18:40:07]

Too young

Say it ain't so! "

It's a trek

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By *obert 323Man
13 weeks ago

Hastings

Too straight 😮

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By *reative-mindMan
13 weeks ago

exeter


"Too straight 😮"

From Birmingham

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
13 weeks ago

Up North


"Too straight 😮

From Birmingham "

I’m camera shy

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By *eoBloomsMan
13 weeks ago

Springfield


"Too straight 😮

From Birmingham

I’m camera shy "

I prefer Yorkshire

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By *tr8MrEMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

My bollocks wouldn't enjoy the strain

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago


"Too straight 😮

From Birmingham

I’m camera shy

I prefer Yorkshire "

I prefer pussy

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By *upanovaMan
13 weeks ago

Sheffield


"Too straight 😮

From Birmingham

I’m camera shy

I prefer Yorkshire

I prefer pussy "

I prefer bakers

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By *armite 500Man
13 weeks ago

Darlington


"My bollocks wouldn't enjoy the strain"

Don’t like men

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By *eoBloomsMan
13 weeks ago

Springfield

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By *ou345Woman
13 weeks ago

somewhere out there

I've got a headache 🤔

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago


"I've got a headache 🤔"

Ill bring the paracetamol

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By *oeBeansMan
13 weeks ago

Derby


"I've got a headache 🤔"

She's telling me to fuck off 😭

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By *egDaySkipper OP   Man
13 weeks ago

nw

But It would attract too much attention

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By *aoirse NaughtyWoman
13 weeks ago

Cork


"I've got a headache 🤔"

Your .....

I dont like .....

..... puts me off

A fuck it's a Wednesday and I'm.about to get on a plane

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By *oeBeansMan
13 weeks ago

Derby


"I've got a headache 🤔

Your .....

I dont like .....

..... puts me off

A fuck it's a Wednesday and I'm.about to get on a plane"

I can't pronounce her name 🙈

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By *upanovaMan
13 weeks ago

Sheffield


"I've got a headache 🤔

Your .....

I dont like .....

..... puts me off

A fuck it's a Wednesday and I'm.about to get on a plane"

The plane toilet is too small

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By *egDaySkipper OP   Man
13 weeks ago

nw


"I've got a headache 🤔

Your .....

I dont like .....

..... puts me off

A fuck it's a Wednesday and I'm.about to get on a plane

I can't pronounce her name 🙈"

I was going to say the same thing

Twinsies!

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
13 weeks ago

from mars

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
13 weeks ago

from mars

Hes a dude ⛔️

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By *acchus LyaeosMan
13 weeks ago

London


"Hes a dude ⛔️"

I prefer strawberries

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By *ayRyuMan
13 weeks ago

Harrogate

I don't want to

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By *ucka39Man
13 weeks ago

Newcastle


"Hes a dude ⛔️

I prefer strawberries"

We don't share the same interest in music

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
13 weeks ago

from mars


"Hes a dude ⛔️

I prefer strawberries"

I’m so happy you do 🤣😂

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By *aoirse NaughtyWoman
13 weeks ago

Cork


"Hes a dude ⛔️

I prefer strawberries

I’m so happy you do 🤣😂"

You have too many abbs

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Hes a dude ⛔️

I prefer strawberries

I’m so happy you do 🤣😂"

I'm not a fan of your cherries!

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
13 weeks ago

from mars


"Hes a dude ⛔️

I prefer strawberries

I’m so happy you do 🤣😂

I'm not a fan of your cherries!"

Thank fuck 😂

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Hes a dude ⛔️

I prefer strawberries

I’m so happy you do 🤣😂

You have too many abbs"

Youre looking for a Langer

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By *acchus LyaeosMan
13 weeks ago

London


"Hes a dude ⛔️

I prefer strawberries

We don't share the same interest in music "

How can you be sure?

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By *avie65Man
13 weeks ago

In the west.


"Hes a dude ⛔️

I prefer strawberries

I’m so happy you do 🤣😂

You have too many abbs

Youre looking for a Langer"

I’m not kinky as fuck.

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Hes a dude ⛔️

I prefer strawberries

I’m so happy you do 🤣😂

You have too many abbs

Youre looking for a Langer

I’m not kinky as fuck. "

I don't want to be caught in the locker room

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By *ucka39Man
13 weeks ago

Newcastle


"Hes a dude ⛔️

I prefer strawberries

We don't share the same interest in music

How can you be sure?"

Because you like lyrics in yours

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By *r Bond.Man
13 weeks ago

Moving Around the Midlands

I haven’t got enough petrol to get there

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By *upanovaMan
13 weeks ago

Sheffield


"I haven’t got enough petrol to get there"

Prefer middle of the road

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"I haven’t got enough petrol to get there

Prefer middle of the road"

Your celebrating George's day

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By *acchus LyaeosMan
13 weeks ago

London


"I haven’t got enough petrol to get there

Prefer middle of the road"

I prefer my stars unexploded

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By *egDaySkipper OP   Man
13 weeks ago

nw

I'm more of a salsa guy

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By *aizyWoman
13 weeks ago

west midlands

He skips leg day.

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By *tr8MrEMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I'm more of a salsa guy "

I have two left feet

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By *midnight-Woman
13 weeks ago

...

I prefer wallflowers

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
13 weeks ago

South Wales


"He skips leg day."

I’m not Mads Mikkelsen xx

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By *tr8MrEMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"He skips leg day."

I skipped you because I wouldn't have a reason not to

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By *ustus5555Woman
13 weeks ago

Mansfield


"He skips leg day.

I’m not Mads Mikkelsen xx "

I don't know my way to Wales

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By *tr8MrEMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I prefer wallflowers "

You only said that because it's me 😭😭

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By *nsanityBohemianstyleWoman
13 weeks ago

Worsley, Manchester


"He skips leg day.

I skipped you because I wouldn't have a reason not to "

I can’t scuba dive!

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13 weeks ago


"He skips leg day.

I skipped you because I wouldn't have a reason not to

I can’t scuba dive!"

Well I would

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By *midnight-Woman
13 weeks ago

...


"I prefer wallflowers

You only said that because it's me 😭😭"

Haha it was for blummin Daizy ... Play on flower names

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By *aoirse NaughtyWoman
13 weeks ago

Cork


"He skips leg day.

I skipped you because I wouldn't have a reason not to

I can’t scuba dive!

Well I would "

Your too short (im so sorry had to find something)

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By *tr8MrEMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"He skips leg day.

I skipped you because I wouldn't have a reason not to

I can’t scuba dive!

Well I would

Your too short (im so sorry had to find something)"

Errrr 🤷🤷🤷

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By *ecretxLoverWoman
13 weeks ago

Glasgow


"He skips leg day.

I skipped you because I wouldn't have a reason not to

I can’t scuba dive!

Well I would

Your too short (im so sorry had to find something)

Errrr 🤷🤷🤷"

Out my age range x

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
13 weeks ago

from mars


"He skips leg day.

I skipped you because I wouldn't have a reason not to

I can’t scuba dive!

Well I would

Your too short (im so sorry had to find something)

Errrr 🤷🤷🤷

Out my age range x "

probably would 😝

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By *tr8MrEMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"He skips leg day.

I skipped you because I wouldn't have a reason not to

I can’t scuba dive!

Well I would

Your too short (im so sorry had to find something)

Errrr 🤷🤷🤷

Out my age range x "

Tbh, you could of used many excuses and still succeeded 🤣🤣

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By *isterMushroomMan
13 weeks ago

Warrington

I’m straight

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

He'd be ruined for any other woman. 😏

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By *avie65Man
13 weeks ago

In the west.


"He'd be ruined for any other woman. 😏"

You knocked me back earlier.

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By *acchus LyaeosMan
13 weeks ago

London


"He'd be ruined for any other woman. 😏

You knocked me back earlier. "

Has something against vanilla for some reason

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Far too young, darling.

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By *acchus LyaeosMan
13 weeks ago

London


"Far too young, darling. "

I think Dr Frank-N-Furter had no problem with younger specimens

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"I prefer wallflowers "

I could have sworn that said wallopers on first view

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Far too young, darling.

I think Dr Frank-N-Furter had no problem with younger specimens "

My Arabic and hebrew aren't up to scratch

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By *aunchyrabbitsCouple
13 weeks ago

West Dorset


"Far too young, darling.

I think Dr Frank-N-Furter had no problem with younger specimens

My Arabic and hebrew aren't up to scratch"

You are too far away

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By *ornycouple614Couple
13 weeks ago

carmarthenshire


"Far too young, darling.

I think Dr Frank-N-Furter had no problem with younger specimens

My Arabic and hebrew aren't up to scratch

You are too far away "

Can’t find a reason tbh 😘

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By *eparated_galWoman
13 weeks ago

Salford


"Far too young, darling.

I think Dr Frank-N-Furter had no problem with younger specimens

My Arabic and hebrew aren't up to scratch

You are too far away

Can’t find a reason tbh 😘"

Because I'd let them fuck me instead x

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By *acchus LyaeosMan
13 weeks ago

London


"Far too young, darling.

I think Dr Frank-N-Furter had no problem with younger specimens

My Arabic and hebrew aren't up to scratch

You are too far away

Can’t find a reason tbh 😘"

Can't pronounce where you're from

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By *entlemanH666Man
13 weeks ago

Here, there….


"Far too young, darling.

I think Dr Frank-N-Furter had no problem with younger specimens

My Arabic and hebrew aren't up to scratch

You are too far away

Can’t find a reason tbh 😘"

I don’t want to be the oldest in the room

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By *egDaySkipper OP   Man
13 weeks ago

nw

He's too tall for doggy

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By *upanovaMan
13 weeks ago

Sheffield


"I haven’t got enough petrol to get there

Prefer middle of the road

Your celebrating George's day"

And why is that an issue?

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By *upanovaMan
13 weeks ago

Sheffield


"Far too young, darling.

I think Dr Frank-N-Furter had no problem with younger specimens

My Arabic and hebrew aren't up to scratch

You are too far away

Can’t find a reason tbh 😘

Because I'd let them fuck me instead x"

I prefer premier inn to travel lodge

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By *osh blokeMan
13 weeks ago

hereford

Not into willies.

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By *armite 500Man
13 weeks ago

Darlington


"Not into willies. "

Same

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By *exsaCouple
13 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Youre too far away

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By *exyScientistsCouple
13 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Not into willies.

Same "

I don't like marmite on its own...

but it's fine on toast with melted butter 😋

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago


"Not into willies.

Same

I don't like marmite on its own...

but it's fine on toast with melted butter 😋"

Sadly too far away but incredible photos

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By *acchus LyaeosMan
13 weeks ago

London


"Not into willies.

Same "

But I'm not sure if I love him or hate him

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By *ustus5555Woman
13 weeks ago

Mansfield


"Not into willies.

Same

I don't like marmite on its own...

but it's fine on toast with melted butter 😋"

I'm not your type 🤷

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Far too young, darling.

I think Dr Frank-N-Furter had no problem with younger specimens

My Arabic and hebrew aren't up to scratch

You are too far away "

Id get all the way to west Dorset, and not get let out of my cage!

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"I haven’t got enough petrol to get there

Prefer middle of the road

Your celebrating George's day

And why is that an issue? "

Because youre in space

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By *tr8MrEMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Not into willies.

Same

I don't like marmite on its own...

but it's fine on toast with melted butter 😋

I'm not your type 🤷"

I'm too near

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Not into willies.

Same

I don't like marmite on its own...

but it's fine on toast with melted butter 😋"

Can't spell the Ceide fields, and would be petrified to be caught there

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Not into willies.

Same

I don't like marmite on its own...

but it's fine on toast with melted butter 😋

I'm not your type 🤷"

And you're already in a field of men !

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By *acchus LyaeosMan
13 weeks ago

London


"Not into willies.

Same

I don't like marmite on its own...

but it's fine on toast with melted butter 😋

I'm not your type 🤷

And you're already in a field of men !"

I don't know how to unlock a cage

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Not into willies.

Same

I don't like marmite on its own...

but it's fine on toast with melted butter 😋

I'm not your type 🤷

And you're already in a field of men !

I don't know how to unlock a cage"

The opposite way to locking it!

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By *tr8MrEMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Not into willies.

Same

I don't like marmite on its own...

but it's fine on toast with melted butter 😋

I'm not your type 🤷

And you're already in a field of men !

I don't know how to unlock a cage

The opposite way to locking it!"

Hoping it's a coded lock

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By *acchus LyaeosMan
13 weeks ago

London


"Not into willies.

Same

I don't like marmite on its own...

but it's fine on toast with melted butter 😋

I'm not your type 🤷

And you're already in a field of men !

I don't know how to unlock a cage

The opposite way to locking it!"

Presumably you'd already be locked, so I'd have nothing to go on

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By *eoBloomsMan
13 weeks ago

Springfield

His hands are tied

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
13 weeks ago

from mars


"Not into willies.

Same

I don't like marmite on its own...

but it's fine on toast with melted butter 😋

I'm not your type 🤷

And you're already in a field of men !

I don't know how to unlock a cage

The opposite way to locking it!

Presumably you'd already be locked, so I'd have nothing to go on"

No …. Just no ! 🥴

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By *ornycouple614Couple
13 weeks ago

carmarthenshire

Too ripped x

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By *eoBloomsMan
13 weeks ago

Springfield

He skips

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