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By *eoBlooms OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Springfield

Osea Island in Essex is up for sale at £25m. Assuming you win the lottery and snap it up:

What are you renaming your island?

What are you going to do there ?

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By *lessandra_BWoman
13 weeks ago

Here, There & Everywhere


"Osea Island in Essex is up for sale at £25m. Assuming you win the lottery and snap it up:

What are you renaming your island?

What are you going to do there ?"

Owning an island would be fantastic, but I think I'll give Osea a miss. Years ago there was a TV drama filmed there (I can't recall the title) but if was really creepy and weirded me out 😱 so it wouldn't be for me. Somewhere warm, in the Med, is more my cup of tea.

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By *ansoffateMan
13 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Level it off and build a car park and a shopping centre filled with the best humanity has to offer. Starbucks and Costa!

Then get a boat and sail the seven seas, in search of adventure.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

I’d call it Islandy Island and do islandy stuff on it.

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By *ude LawMan
13 weeks ago

Harrogate

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By *ude LawMan
13 weeks ago

Harrogate

I'd call it Osea Dee and make sure it was perfectly arranged at all times.

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By *eoBlooms OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Springfield


"I'd call it Osea Dee and make sure it was perfectly arranged at all times.

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By *eoBlooms OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Springfield


"I'd call it Osea Dee and make sure it was perfectly arranged at all times.

"

Then I'll call mine Ody Sea and everything will be Inside Out.

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By *aizyWoman
13 weeks ago

west midlands

I would call it Osea You, and build a giant lighthouse and periodically light people up on the mainland.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
13 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"I'd call it Osea Dee and make sure it was perfectly arranged at all times.

"

You win the Forum today 😄

Fuck off early everyone, we’re done. Same time tomorrow morning x

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By *eoBlooms OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Springfield


"Osea Island in Essex is up for sale at £25m. Assuming you win the lottery and snap it up:

What are you renaming your island?

What are you going to do there ?

Owning an island would be fantastic, but I think I'll give Osea a miss. Years ago there was a TV drama filmed there (I can't recall the title) but if was really creepy and weirded me out 😱 so it wouldn't be for me. Somewhere warm, in the Med, is more my cup of tea."

I guess one in the Med may be more that £25m ?

If I get it I'll have it exorcised so you can visit.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
13 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"I'd call it Osea Dee and make sure it was perfectly arranged at all times.

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By *eoBlooms OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Springfield


"I would call it Osea You, and build a giant lighthouse and periodically light people up on the mainland."

I'm putting up fences to keep everyone out and calling it Nosea View

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By *aizyWoman
13 weeks ago

west midlands


"I'd call it Osea Dee and make sure it was perfectly arranged at all times."

That took me an embarrassingly long time to get!

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By *lessandra_BWoman
13 weeks ago

Here, There & Everywhere


"Osea Island in Essex is up for sale at £25m. Assuming you win the lottery and snap it up:

What are you renaming your island?

What are you going to do there ?

Owning an island would be fantastic, but I think I'll give Osea a miss. Years ago there was a TV drama filmed there (I can't recall the title) but if was really creepy and weirded me out 😱 so it wouldn't be for me. Somewhere warm, in the Med, is more my cup of tea.

I guess one in the Med may be more that £25m ?

If I get it I'll have it exorcised so you can visit. "

Ah, well, now you've said that I may just contemplate the briefest of visits 😊 Just as long as there'll be no weird/kinky/creepy shenanigans going on when I get there 🫣

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By *eoBlooms OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Springfield


"Osea Island in Essex is up for sale at £25m. Assuming you win the lottery and snap it up:

What are you renaming your island?

What are you going to do there ?

Owning an island would be fantastic, but I think I'll give Osea a miss. Years ago there was a TV drama filmed there (I can't recall the title) but if was really creepy and weirded me out 😱 so it wouldn't be for me. Somewhere warm, in the Med, is more my cup of tea.

I guess one in the Med may be more that £25m ?

If I get it I'll have it exorcised so you can visit.

Ah, well, now you've said that I may just contemplate the briefest of visits 😊 Just as long as there'll be no weird/kinky/creepy shenanigans going on when I get there 🫣"

Pagan sex orgies/sacrifices will be every other Wednesday so come at the weekend

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By *lessandra_BWoman
13 weeks ago

Here, There & Everywhere


"Osea Island in Essex is up for sale at £25m. Assuming you win the lottery and snap it up:

What are you renaming your island?

What are you going to do there ?

Owning an island would be fantastic, but I think I'll give Osea a miss. Years ago there was a TV drama filmed there (I can't recall the title) but if was really creepy and weirded me out 😱 so it wouldn't be for me. Somewhere warm, in the Med, is more my cup of tea.

I guess one in the Med may be more that £25m ?

If I get it I'll have it exorcised so you can visit.

Ah, well, now you've said that I may just contemplate the briefest of visits 😊 Just as long as there'll be no weird/kinky/creepy shenanigans going on when I get there 🫣

Pagan sex orgies/sacrifices will be every other Wednesday so come at the weekend "

If the sex orgies are on a different night, count me in 😈 Otherwise I'll be there on the weekend. And don't forget to have the private speedboat boat on standby to pick me up 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Why do you assume I wish to live in Essex ?

Why would I pay 25 mil to live in hell ?

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By *moothstaffspeepsCouple
13 weeks ago

Stafford


"Osea Island in Essex is up for sale at £25m. Assuming you win the lottery and snap it up:

What are you renaming your island?

What are you going to do there ?"

I went to rehab there once !!

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By *estructionDollyWoman
13 weeks ago

Manchester

You lost me when you said Essex... *shudders*

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By *assy69Man
13 weeks ago

sussex and Wales


"Osea Island in Essex is up for sale at £25m. Assuming you win the lottery and snap it up:

What are you renaming your island?

What are you going to do there ?

Owning an island would be fantastic, but I think I'll give Osea a miss. Years ago there was a TV drama filmed there (I can't recall the title) but if was really creepy and weirded me out 😱 so it wouldn't be for me. Somewhere warm, in the Med, is more my cup of tea."

Since watching the original tv adaptation of Woman in Black it revealed my ideal home ……. Only recently found out that Osea was used as the location 🥸 but there looks to be far too much going on there to make it worth £25 million of my wine gums

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By *eoBlooms OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Springfield

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By *eoBlooms OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Springfield


"You lost me when you said Essex... *shudders* "

BLOCKED 😭😭

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By *eoBlooms OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Springfield


"Osea Island in Essex is up for sale at £25m. Assuming you win the lottery and snap it up:

What are you renaming your island?

What are you going to do there ?

I went to rehab there once !! "

Quite a few celebs have visited for that reason. Apparently Stormzy wrote his last record there.

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By *edusaxxxWoman
13 weeks ago

london

I'd call it OseaPaw and have my own dog shelter

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By *eoBlooms OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Springfield


"I'd call it OseaPaw and have my own dog shelter "

An isle of dogs ❤️

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By *aturefabfunCouple
13 weeks ago

Worksop

Love it - a definite no for us too

My monitor would be alarming all the time

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