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By *ustModeOn OP Man
13 weeks ago

London

If there's a cake on one chair and a dick on another chair,on which one do you sit on and which one do you eat?

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By *elly and daveCouple
13 weeks ago

gateshead

"If there's a cake on one chair and a dick on another chair,on which one do you sit on and which one do you eat?"

I sit on the cake,then eat it..cause I'm kinky.

😝😝😝

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By *ildTimes.Man
13 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

I'll take the cake, and leave the dick for you OP 🥪

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By *estructionDollyWoman
13 weeks ago

Manchester

Can I cook the cock first? Maybe a light sauté with some garlic? 🤔

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By *vaRoseWoman
13 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

"Can I cook the cock first? Maybe a light sauté with some garlic? 🤔"

Would you cook it whole like a chipolata, slice it into rings or dice like chorizo first?

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

"Can I cook the cock first? Maybe a light sauté with some garlic? 🤔

Would you cook it whole like a chipolata, slice it into rings or dice like chorizo first?

Curl it like a Cumberland sausage

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By *eliWoman
13 weeks ago

"Can I cook the cock first? Maybe a light sauté with some garlic? 🤔

Would you cook it whole like a chipolata, slice it into rings or dice like chorizo first?

Spatchcock really helps bring out the softness if you're looking for cooking tips.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
13 weeks ago

Manchester

"Can I cook the cock first? Maybe a light sauté with some garlic? 🤔

Would you cook it whole like a chipolata, slice it into rings or dice like chorizo first?

So many choices to ponder

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By *eoBloomsMan
13 weeks ago

Springfield

"Can I cook the cock first? Maybe a light sauté with some garlic? 🤔

Would you cook it whole like a chipolata, slice it into rings or dice like chorizo first?

Curl it like a Cumberland sausage "

Now you're showing off Jack !

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
13 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I'll just sit on the floor thanks 💜

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
13 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

Don’t sit on the cake, it’s greasy and you’ll struggle getting that out in the wash.

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
13 weeks ago

South Wales

I would wonder who was leaving these things lying around on chairs, tidy up and then sit comfortably on just the chair xx

(Maybe with a slice of cake though!)

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