FabSwingers.com forum: Movie lines/Quotes that will stick with you forever

By *.B.D.D OP Man
4 weeks ago

Northants

If anyone at any point mentions a potato... PO TA TOES... Boil 'em, Mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!

I don't always say it though.

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By *ea monkeyMan
4 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"If anyone at any point mentions a potato... PO TA TOES... Boil 'em, Mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!

I don't always say it though.

But it’s such a good line!

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By *ea monkeyMan
4 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

I could quote LotR all day long

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
4 weeks ago

North West

"I could quote LotR all day long"

Can confirm to be true! 😁😍

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4 weeks ago

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
4 weeks ago

North West

Back off Warchild. Seriously.

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By *ermite12ukMan
4 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

We need a bigger boat.

& the classic:

I only told you, to blow the bloody doors off!

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By *etwife8230Couple
4 weeks ago

Newport

Champ, Don't leave me Champ 🥲

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By *eadymade31Man
4 weeks ago

newbiggin by the sea

Aaaannnndddd theeeennnnn

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By *IXEN200Woman
4 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

Feed me Seymour

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By *cunthorpe123Couple
4 weeks ago

scunthorpe

It’s not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache!

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By *erbysGentMan
4 weeks ago

Ilkeston

I am serious... and don't call me Shirly

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By *hNo.Its.PierrotMan
4 weeks ago

London

'Little hand says it's time to rock and roll.'

'We mustn’t dwell... no, not today, not on Rex Manning Day ...'

'That must be Nigel with the Brie'

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
4 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I don't believe I'm saying this it's so cheesy.

Take me to bed, or lose me forever

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By *omewhatSlightlyDazedMan
4 weeks ago

Warwick Birmingham & YamYamLand

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum & I'm all outta gum"

I know it's from an 80's sci-fi film but credit to Duke Nukem for that one

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By *ildTimes.Man
4 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

""It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum & I'm all outta gum"

I know it's from an 80's sci-fi film but credit to Duke Nukem for that one

It's from They Live and it was said by Rowdy Roddy Piper!!! 🥪

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By *ildTimes.Man
4 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster! 🥪

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By *hrills and adventureMan
4 weeks ago

Winchester

Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around sometimes you're going to miss it.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
4 weeks ago

Kent

I was gonna make espresso!

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By *ermite12ukMan
4 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it.

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By *evotee101Woman
4 weeks ago

Houghton le Spring

"Never Rub Another Man's Rhubarb"

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By *r Black 85Man
4 weeks ago

nottingham

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster! 🥪"

Absolute classic👊🏾

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By *ildTimes.Man
4 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster! 🥪

Absolute classic👊🏾"

You know it! So many great lines in that one🥪

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By *aizyWoman
4 weeks ago

west midlands

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

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By *ookie46Woman
4 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Nobody puts baby in a corner

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By *evotee101Woman
4 weeks ago

Houghton le Spring

"All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got, smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!"

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By *rthur30Man
4 weeks ago

Warrington

This could be the start of a beautiful friendship.

I'm Spartacus!

You can't handle the truth!

I'm good at sex. I practice a lot by myself.

I want to achieve immortality by not dying.

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By *rSuave88Man
4 weeks ago

Mirfield

' You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward; how much you can take and keep moving forward' - Rocky Balboa 🥊

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
4 weeks ago

Up North

We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now.

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By *cunthorpe123Couple
4 weeks ago

scunthorpe

Listen buddy, if you’re looking for the diet frozen yogurt bar, it went out of business last summer.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
4 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"I'm the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!"

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By *ools and the brainCouple
4 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"suprise mutha fucka"

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By *egnMaxCouple
4 weeks ago

Nottingham

I see dead people.

Your mother sucks cocks in hell.

Do you know who I am Clarice?

Stupid is as stupid does.

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
4 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"WITNESS ME BLOODBAG"

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By *ampireLoveMan
4 weeks ago

Essex

“What, you don't like rice? Tell me Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?”

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
4 weeks ago

on the move

It's a trick, fetch an axe.

In a row!

Did they look like psycho's? Psycho's don't explode when sunlight hits them!

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By *ampireLoveMan
4 weeks ago

Essex

“They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.”

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By *hrills and adventureMan
4 weeks ago

Winchester

Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in

I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse

Say hello to my little friend

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
4 weeks ago

North West

It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer

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By *shford_5Man
4 weeks ago

Ashford

Jennifer Aniston in Horrible Bosses.."Fuck my slutty little mouth"..was a game changer after Friends

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By *olden PoleMan
4 weeks ago

Bromley

" "All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got, smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!""

If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else…….fuuuuck it!!!

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By *atassiaTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Rochdale

Now listen here you mullet. Why don’t you just light your tampon and blow your box apart, because it’s the only bang you’re ever going to get, sweetheart.

Priscilla, Queen of the dessert. Delivered by Terrance Stamp

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By *ackformore100Man
4 weeks ago

Tin town

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster! 🥪"

I amuse you?

What a great movie filled with quotes

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By *ools and the brainCouple
4 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Klaatu barada nikto

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By *ackformore100Man
4 weeks ago

Tin town

He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy

Gooood morning vietnaaam

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
4 weeks ago

on the move

"Klaatu barada nikto

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
4 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

They were cones!

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
4 weeks ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it."

I love this film and this quote.

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By *inchestersBitchWoman
4 weeks ago

mid glam

What's in the box?

It wasn't just a puppy

Pop quiz hot shot

Will you give me oral pleasure

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By *oreplayer88Man
4 weeks ago

Aberystwyth

"we're having a gangbang, we're having a ball. We're having a gangbang against the wall".

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By *eedshandymanMan
4 weeks ago

leeds

If your going to shoot.shoot don't talk

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By *evotee101Woman
4 weeks ago

Houghton le Spring

"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earthquakes and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right in the eye and says 'Give me your best shot. I can take it.'"

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By *uckboy786Man
4 weeks ago

London

This won't work, I'm not 6ft

(Jackie Chan in response to being told to flash the ID of a black policeman.)

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By *each needs some creamWoman
4 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

This is our moment to shine, to show them what we're made of.

In my case it's a rare metal called afraidium. It's yellow, tastes like chicken..

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By *he.Jungle.VIPMan
4 weeks ago

London

This,, one time,, in band camp,,,

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By *ysteryman6998Man
4 weeks ago

essex

"I could quote LotR all day long"

I can pretty much replay all 3 films in my head without missing a beat

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By *lynJMan
4 weeks ago

Morden

One ping only Vasily

Come on big D, fly

No Mr Bond, I expect you to die

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By *uffolkMan300Man
4 weeks ago

come find me

No luck finding those swans then

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By *.B.D.D OP Man
4 weeks ago

Northants

"No luck finding those swans then"

"you eva fired ya gun in the air n gone ARGH!?"

Classic film. Need to re watch this, I ruined my old DVD as I watched it too often

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By *.B.D.D OP Man
4 weeks ago

Northants

Funnily enough I was just talking to a lovely lady about recreating the Salma Hayek drink scene 🤣

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
4 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

MONTY!! YOU TERRIBLE CUNT!!!

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
4 weeks ago

Niche

How has no one said

"frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"

"We ain't in kansas anymore"

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By *.B.D.D OP Man
4 weeks ago

Northants

"I see dead people.

Your mother sucks cocks in hell.

Do you know who I am Clarice?

Stupid is as stupid does.

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

"Your mother sucks cocks in hell" is something I didn't expect to hear when I watched The Exorcist, but I watched it with the wrong person, as me and my cousin pissed ourselves laughing at that.

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
4 weeks ago

Niche

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
4 weeks ago

Niche

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

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By *orticistMan
4 weeks ago

Northampton

I am Godzilla, you are Japan

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By *udda316Man
4 weeks ago

Stroud

Mother is the name of God on the lips of all the little children - Eric driven, the crow 1999

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By *ony 2016Man
4 weeks ago

Huddersfield /derby cinemas

"that'll do pig ,,,,,,, that'll do"

Babe

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By *tickytip44Man
4 weeks ago

north wales

Vaya con Dios

Guess this one

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By *rucking-HellMan
4 weeks ago

Northampton

"are you the farmer?"

"Stop saying that Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer!"

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
4 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

""are you the farmer?"

"Stop saying that Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer!""

"We've gone on Holiday by mistake"

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By *arried curious guyMan
4 weeks ago

Motherwell

Well Nobodies perfect

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By *an020279Man
4 weeks ago

Tamworth

His bathroom is bigger than the blue banana

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By *ild_oatsMan
4 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats.

Your seats? Tyrone, this is a st0len car, mate.

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By *infullyObedientWoman
4 weeks ago

Woodley

Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.

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By *aveyougotmymarblesMan
4 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

I came here to pick a fight

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
4 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Cracking toast Grommit

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By *ools and the brainCouple
4 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
4 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

My mom's name was Jughead

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By *sWyldWoman
4 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Don't forget, I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her .

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
4 weeks ago

Costa Del Exeter

As immortalized by the only Michael Ironside.

"COME ON YOU APES! YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER!"

would you like to know more?

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
4 weeks ago

Niche

I am Groot!

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By *anderlustDesireCouple
4 weeks ago

TWICKENHAM

Cos I'm not fucking laughing Nik o larssss!

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By *oewes69Man
4 weeks ago

wakefield

Carnt you see the sign, its a double yellow line.

Everytime i see a traffic womble

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By *oewes69Man
4 weeks ago

wakefield

"I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats.

Your seats? Tyrone, this is a st0len car, mate.

That is a winner right their

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By *sWyldWoman
4 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"It is literally impossible to be a woman. You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow we're always doing it wrong.

You have to be thin, but not too thin. And you can never say you want to be thin. You have to say you want to be healthy, but also you have to be thin.

You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass. You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean. You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas.

You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time.

You have to be a career woman but also always be looking out for other people.

You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is insane, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining.

You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood.

But always stand out and always be grateful. But never forget that the system is rigged. So find a way to acknowledge that but also always be grateful.

You have to never get old, never be rude, never show off, never be selfish, never fall down, never fail, never show fear, never get out of line. It's too hard!

It's too contradictory and nobody gives you a medal or says thank you!

And it turns out in fact that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also everything is your fault.

I'm just so tired of watching myself and every single other woman tie herself into knots so that people will like us.

And if all of that is also true for a doll just representing women, then I don't even know."

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By *ora the explorerWoman
4 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Most of the snatch script

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By *s3male55Man
4 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

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By *s3male55Man
4 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight

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By *ildTimes.Man
4 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Watchmen- The world's smartest man poses no more threat to me than does its smartest termite.

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By *ackformore100Man
4 weeks ago

Tin town

I love the smell of napalm in the mornin

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By *ansoffateMan
4 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Yeah well, sometimes nothing is a real cool hand.

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By *evilpoolMan
4 weeks ago

Southwest

That rug really tied the room together

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By *elfordstevieMan
4 weeks ago

Telford

That’s for John Lennon, you Yankee fuckin’ cunt.

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By *lynJMan
4 weeks ago

Morden

We are the knights who say "Ni"

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By *midnight-Woman
4 weeks ago

...

Right turn Clyde

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By *onaldJacqueline73Couple
4 weeks ago

Gravesend

Pierce Brosnan in James Bond said after shagging Mrs Christmas jones “ who said Christmas only comes once a year!!!”

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By *artfordBlokeMan
4 weeks ago

Dartford

I kick arse for the Lord

I'm a Derek, Derek's don't run

I've heard better singing from a mongoose with throat cancer.

Peter Jackson movies were way better before LOTR

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By *ools and the brainCouple
4 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Now remember, walk without rhythm and we won't attract a worm.

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By *ayRyuMan
4 weeks ago

Harrogate

'you're a big guy but you're out of shape and I do this for a living!'

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By *ustAnotherMan
4 weeks ago

brumish

Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!

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By *evotee101Woman
4 weeks ago

Houghton le Spring

"I hope I give you the shits, you fucking wimp!"

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By *ornyperv100Man
4 weeks ago

Tunbridge wells

"Put it in your mouth and let the meat slide down your throat hole" Little Nicky.

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By *ayRyuMan
4 weeks ago

Harrogate

" "I hope I give you the shits, you fucking wimp!""

Love dog soldiers

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By *idnight_Express69Man
4 weeks ago

Rochdale

"If anyone at any point mentions a potato... PO TA TOES... Boil 'em, Mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!

I don't always say it though.

‘They mostly come at night … mostly.’

(Newt to Ripley in ‘Aliens’)

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
4 weeks ago

Neverland

Don't get him wet, keep him out of bright light, and never feed him after midnight

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By *orseman82Man
4 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Can’t rain all the time

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
4 weeks ago

Neverland

I'll have what she's having!

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By *tr8MrEMan
4 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Don't get him wet, keep him out of bright light, and never feed him after midnight"

I'd feed Midnight first too...she gets hungry 🤣🤣

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By *h86Man
4 weeks ago

Nearby

"The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are"

And I felt that, from a goddamn Pokemon cartoon

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
4 weeks ago

Honeysuckle lane

Frankly my dear I don’t give a damn

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By *ools and the brainCouple
4 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"'you're a big guy but you're out of shape and I do this for a living!'"

Now sit down before you get hurt.

Get Carter, classic film

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By *eriScotMan
4 weeks ago

Scottish Borders

Too long to write but Al Pacino in Any Given Sunday

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By *ayRyuMan
4 weeks ago

Harrogate

"'you're a big guy but you're out of shape and I do this for a living!'

Now sit down before you get hurt.

Get Carter, classic film

Absolutely. Unlike the Stallone remake 😬

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By *aizyWoman
4 weeks ago

west midlands

I can never touch meat until it's cooked. As a youth, I used to weep in butchers shops.

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By *usty kayWoman
4 weeks ago

Burnham on Sea

Run forest, run

That'll do donkey, that'll do

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By *ackformore100Man
4 weeks ago

Tin town

We're the sweeney son and we haven't had any dinner

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By *iscreetfunin24Man
4 weeks ago

Halesowen

"Warriors, come out to plllaaaayyyyyyy"

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By *B..Woman
4 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Take me to bed or lose me forever

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
4 weeks ago

the moon

“If the milk turns out to be sour … I ain’t the kinda pussy to drink it”

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By *uckboy786Man
4 weeks ago

London

What's in the box?!

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
4 weeks ago

1313 Mockingbird Lane…

I quote Christopher Walken’s character from The Prophecy all the time

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
4 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

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By *cLovin2Man
4 weeks ago

Reading

There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch!

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By *ackformore100Man
4 weeks ago

Tin town

""Warriors, come out to plllaaaayyyyyyy""

Now that is old! (Clinks bottles)

Where's your tool!?

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
4 weeks ago

the moon

""Warriors, come out to plllaaaayyyyyyy"

Now that is old! (Clinks bottles)

Where's your tool!? "

What fackin tool ?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
4 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Can’t rain all the time"

😭😍 Brilliant film x

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By *onty777Man
4 weeks ago

midlands

I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy

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By *ElectricityMan
4 weeks ago

Preston

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubblegum

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By *ort_MetzgerMan
4 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Khaaaaaaaaaan!!!

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By *hyguyvanilla1978Man
4 weeks ago

Northampton

Get busy living

Get busy dying

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By *ddie1966Man
4 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

Probably my all time favourite...

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By *rSuave88Man
4 weeks ago

Mirfield

'Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life… But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin’ else. And the reasons? There are no reasons.' - Trainspotting 🚂

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By *evilpoolMan
4 weeks ago

Southwest

"'you're a big guy but you're out of shape and I do this for a living!'"

“For me it’s a full time job”

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By *ynamicnatureMan
4 weeks ago

Doncaster

This one time at band camp

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By *allGuy1000Man
4 weeks ago

Reading

He’s not the Messiah! He’s a very naughty boy!

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By *emo and DoryCouple
4 weeks ago

Stoke on Trent

I have way too many, also where basic maths skills are supposed to be stored in the brain is just vintage Simpsons references.

The froghurt is cursed...

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Just keep swimming

Just keep swimming swimming swimming

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By *ystereMan
4 weeks ago

Sexy

"Mongo only pawn in game of life."

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

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By *olinOfBathMan
4 weeks ago

Corsham

Whaddya got...?

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By *olinOfBathMan
4 weeks ago

Corsham

That ain't tactics, that's just the beast in me.

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By *irCumzAlotMan
4 weeks ago

Scartho

It's Not Your Fault. I have it tattooed on my wrist

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
4 weeks ago

nottinghamshire

All these moments will be lost, like tears in rain

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By *irCumzAlotMan
4 weeks ago

Scartho

"All these moments will be lost, like tears in rain"

Blade Runner. Top 3 movies of all time, imo

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By *ansoffateMan
4 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Do feel free to move at a glacial pace.

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By *ary69321Man
4 weeks ago

Newcastle upon tyne

If you can remember all that, you have obviously watched that film far to many times lol, I can't remember what it's called, I remember it's a Quentin tarrentino film.

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By *ermite12ukMan
4 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

You fool! You raving Oriental idiot!

There is a time and a place for everything, Cato! And this is it!

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By *ndycoinsMan
4 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Never hate your enemies,it clouds your judgement.

When you gotta shoot,shoot,don't talk.

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By *anilla_SundaeCouple
4 weeks ago

Aberdeen

So what do you play?

Well, I used to play football at school.

No, what instrument do you play?

I don't.

So what you doing here?

Well, I saw the queue, and I thought you was selling drugs.

Commitments. Classic

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By *ermite12ukMan
4 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

"So what do you play?

Well, I used to play football at school.

No, what instrument do you play?

I don't.

So what you doing here?

Well, I saw the queue, and I thought you was selling drugs.

Commitments. Classic

Have to agree with you. Too many to choose from.

'What did Evel Knievel want?'

'God sent him.'

'What?

'God sent him.'

'On a fucking Suzuki?'

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By *VANDYMan
4 weeks ago

Dawlish

Get away from her you bitch!

Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man? No, have you?

Aliens

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
4 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"For the past fifteen minutes, you've been droning on about names. Toby. Toby? Toby Wong. Toby Wong? Toby Chung? Fucking Charlie Chan. I got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear, and Toby the Jap... I don't know what - comin' out of my right."

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By *r.and.Mrs.DSCouple
4 weeks ago

Somewhere in Neverland

"It can't rain all the time."

"The past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it."

"Everybody is somebody, even a nobody."

"I don't know if we have a destiny, or if we're all just floating around accidental-like on a breeze, but I think maybe it's both."

"Dear God, make me a bird. So I can fly far. Far, far away from here."

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By *obinhhood6Man
4 weeks ago

nottingham

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
4 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"I can never touch meat until it's cooked. As a youth, I used to weep in butchers shops."

I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. The carrot has mystery. Flowers are essentially tarts. Prrrostitutes for the bees. There is, you'll agree, a certain 'je ne sais quoi' oh so very special about a firm, young carrot.🥕

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By *orseman82Man
4 weeks ago

Wiltshire

We’re gonna need a bigger boat

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By *ty31Man
4 weeks ago

NW London

We're not bad people we just come from a bad place - Shame

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By *ubikslongswordMan
4 weeks ago

Rubiksville

"Please boss, don't put that thing over my face, don't put me in the dark. I's afraid of the dark"

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By *tolly98Man
4 weeks ago

Sunderland

Cachow ⚡️

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
4 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Face it girls. I'm older n i've got more insurance

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By *VANDYMan
4 weeks ago

Dawlish

""Please boss, don't put that thing over my face, don't put me in the dark. I's afraid of the dark""

Cofe, like the drink but not spelt the same.

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By *dventurous biMan
4 weeks ago

tesside

We’ve come on holiday by mistake

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By *tephanieuktvTV/TS
4 weeks ago

bristol

Do you know what nemesis means ?

Knockanolum St Paddy’s day Boston

I coulda been a contender

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By *enSiskoMan
4 weeks ago

Cestus 3

Girl) Hold on!

Man) The thought had occurred to me.

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By *aizyWoman
4 weeks ago

west midlands

"We’ve come on holiday by mistake"

I think we've been in here too long. I feel unusual.

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By *.B.D.D OP Man
4 weeks ago

Northants

Hold onto your butts! - Jurassic Park

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By *artfordBlokeMan
4 weeks ago

Dartford

I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!

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By *evotee101Woman
4 weeks ago

Houghton le Spring

"So what do you play?

Well, I used to play football at school.

No, what instrument do you play?

I don't.

So what you doing here?

Well, I saw the queue, and I thought you was selling drugs.

Commitments. Classic

"Can I Have Me Paper Back""Fuck Off!"

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By *cLovin2Man
4 weeks ago

Reading

"I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!"

Best horror movie of all time...

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By *issFussyWoman
4 weeks ago

hitchin

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
4 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Okay fuckface. First, take a big step back... and literally fuck your own face!

I use it daily at present 😘

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By *rizfunXXXMan
4 weeks ago

bristol

"I could quote LotR all day long"

"So could all who lived to see such films, but that is not for them to decide, all they have to decide now is which lotr lines to quote and when"

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By *rizfunXXXMan
4 weeks ago

bristol

"We’ve come on holiday by mistake

I think we've been in here too long. I feel unusual."

Classic rip uncle monty

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By *orphia2003Woman
4 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

'you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

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By *penminddmanMan
4 weeks ago

Lisburn

Choose your next words carefully, Leonidas. They may be your last as king.

– Messenger

[thinking]”Earth and water”?

– King Leonidas

[Leonidas unsheathes and points his sword at the Messenger’s throat]

Madman! You’re a madman!

– Messenger

Earth and water? You’ll find plenty of both down there.

– King Leonidas

No man, Persian or Greek, no man threatens a messenger!

– Messenger

You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with sl*very and death! Oh, I’ve chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same!

– King Leonidas

This is blasphemy! This is madness!

– Messenger

Madness…?

– King Leonidas

This is Sparta!

– King Leonidas

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

'Platoon' - Sgt. Barnes: Talking about killing? Y'all experts? Y'all know about killing? I'd like to hear about it, potheads...

☠️😉

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