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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Welcome to my bar, come grab a drink and make some.new friends.

As per the normal it's all free, so please enjoy!

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By *025namechange1Man
3 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

Glass of milk please

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Glass of milk please "

Absolutely coming right up!

Hooe your having a good day!

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Can I get a 'ThreadIdeaRobbery' with ice and a slice of lime please.

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman
3 weeks ago

Reading

Having a much better day today so a large G&T please. And if there are any limes left over from last night, I’ll have a wedge please.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Can I get a 'ThreadIdeaRobbery' with ice and a slice of lime please. "

Of course coming right up!

Hope your having a lovely day so far.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Having a much better day today so a large G&T please. And if there are any limes left over from last night, I’ll have a wedge please."
Well im glad to hear that, and don't worry we have infinite quantities of lime, so please relax and I'll being yoour drink right over.

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
3 weeks ago

North West mainly. Sometimes London/SouthWest

I’ve been on the wine but have now got in bed so a nice cup of tea would appreciated. Saving myself for all the wine and lamb tomorrow

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I’ve been on the wine but have now got in bed so a nice cup of tea would appreciated. Saving myself for all the wine and lamb tomorrow "
Of course coming right up, ooh that sounds delicious.

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By *r.and.Mrs.DSCouple
3 weeks ago

Somewhere in Neverland

Absolutely not a Negroni, which I tried tonight. Utter filth, and not in the good way! I'll have a root beer please, Toots. Make it a float, I hear you recommend them

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester

What does the barman recommend?

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Absolutely not a Negroni, which I tried tonight. Utter filth, and not in the good way! I'll have a root beer please, Toots. Make it a float, I hear you recommend them "

I do indeed.

Coming right up!!

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"What does the barman recommend? "

Root beer float if you'd like to join us.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"What does the barman recommend?

Root beer float if you'd like to join us.

"

Alcholic of course.

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester


"What does the barman recommend?

Root beer float if you'd like to join us.

Alcholic of course. "

Never had a root beer, I'll give it a go

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Surprise me Toots I'm feeling adventurous

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By *eroLondonMan
3 weeks ago

Mayfair

Dear T∅∅ts-the-mixologist, please kindly concoct this evening nectar:

One measure of Mrs.DS, two² measures of Curves and Mischief, a twist of Kinkyycurvyy, the zest of Flyingsolo1000, filled with ice and shaken vigorously until it climaxes into my chilled Martini glass. 🍸

Thank you.

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By *eroLondonMan
3 weeks ago

Mayfair

...and garnish with a Bella.

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By *andTWoman
3 weeks ago

Altrincham


"Welcome to my bar, come grab a drink and make some.new friends.

As per the normal it's all free, so please enjoy!"

Large pinot rose please, one cube of ice 😉

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By *ohnny-cakesMan
3 weeks ago

MANCHESTER

Whisky and please barman.

And one for yourself

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By *lessandra_BWoman
3 weeks ago

Here, There & Everywhere

Good evening Sir Toot ... and everyone else 👋 It's been a while, so I thought I'd pop in and say hello. How are you? Glad to see Bar Toot still open for business 😁

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"What does the barman recommend?

Root beer float if you'd like to join us.

Alcholic of course.

Never had a root beer, I'll give it a go "

Coming right up! :-i do hope youe enjoy!

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Surprise me Toots I'm feeling adventurous "

Oooh, how about a sit on my face cocktail. (Names a work in progress)🤣 everyone gets one!

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"...and garnish with a Bella."

Of course sir, that's sounds absolutely delicious if I do say so myself.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Welcome to my bar, come grab a drink and make some.new friends.

As per the normal it's all free, so please enjoy!

Large pinot rose please, one cube of ice 😉 "

.of course coming right up, and welcome to the bar it's lovely to have you!

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Whisky and please barman.

And one for yourself "

Oooh, coming right up, hope your night is going well!

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good evening Sir Toot ... and everyone else 👋 It's been a while, so I thought I'd pop in and say hello. How are you? Glad to see Bar Toot still open for business 😁 "

Hey you, it's been ahwhile hasn't it!

I'm good and yeah still here!

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago


"Surprise me Toots I'm feeling adventurous

Oooh, how about a sit on my face cocktail. (Names a work in progress)🤣 everyone gets one! "

Asittin' and asippin'

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By *JB1954Man
3 weeks ago

Reading

Well I will request Hennessy and please a double.

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By *rSuave88Man
3 weeks ago

Mirfield

Young squire, please advise on your selection of cocktails 🧐

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By *ildTimes.Man
3 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Surprise me Toots I'm feeling adventurous

Oooh, how about a sit on my face cocktail. (Names a work in progress)🤣 everyone gets one!

Asittin' and asippin' "

Oooh yes that's good.

Well one asippin for you.

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By *ildTimes.Man
3 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Barkeep, a bottle of your finest merlot please, and if there's any cheese going, that would be great, thanks 🥪

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
3 weeks ago

Norwich

Any low alcohol beer, sir?

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By *lessandra_BWoman
3 weeks ago

Here, There & Everywhere


"Good evening Sir Toot ... and everyone else 👋 It's been a while, so I thought I'd pop in and say hello. How are you? Glad to see Bar Toot still open for business 😁

Hey you, it's been ahwhile hasn't it!

I'm good and yeah still here!"

Yeah I needed to step away from here while my mum was in the stroke unit. But she's finally home and making good progress, so I can relax a bit.

So, any chance of a large spiced rum and please barman 😉

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Well I will request Hennessy and please a double. "

Of course coming right up!

Hooe your day is going well!

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
3 weeks ago

North West mainly. Sometimes London/SouthWest

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
3 weeks ago

North West mainly. Sometimes London/SouthWest


"Dear T∅∅ts-the-mixologist, please kindly concoct this evening nectar:

One measure of Mrs.DS, two² measures of Curves and Mischief, a twist of Kinkyycurvyy, the zest of Flyingsolo1000, filled with ice and shaken vigorously until it climaxes into my chilled Martini glass. 🍸

Thank you. "

Oh this one sounds exciting!

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff


"Dear T∅∅ts-the-mixologist, please kindly concoct this evening nectar:

One measure of Mrs.DS, two² measures of Curves and Mischief, a twist of Kinkyycurvyy, the zest of Flyingsolo1000, filled with ice and shaken vigorously until it climaxes into my chilled Martini glass. 🍸

Thank you. "

I was gonna ask for a root beer float, but NO, one of these for me too please!

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester


"Dear T∅∅ts-the-mixologist, please kindly concoct this evening nectar:

One measure of Mrs.DS, two² measures of Curves and Mischief, a twist of Kinkyycurvyy, the zest of Flyingsolo1000, filled with ice and shaken vigorously until it climaxes into my chilled Martini glass. 🍸

Thank you. "

Sounds delightful

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By *r.and.Mrs.DSCouple
3 weeks ago

Somewhere in Neverland


"Dear T∅∅ts-the-mixologist, please kindly concoct this evening nectar:

One measure of Mrs.DS, two² measures of Curves and Mischief, a twist of Kinkyycurvyy, the zest of Flyingsolo1000, filled with ice and shaken vigorously until it climaxes into my chilled Martini glass. 🍸

Thank you.

Oh this one sounds exciting! "

Tasty!

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By *JB1954Man
3 weeks ago

Reading


"Well I will request Hennessy and please a double.

Of course coming right up!

Hooe your day is going well! "

Well going better now you have Hennessy. At present not many places have.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Young squire, please advise on your selection of cocktails 🧐"

Of course, well I have a spare assippin if you like.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Barkeep, a bottle of your finest merlot please, and if there's any cheese going, that would be great, thanks 🥪"

Of course coming right up!!

Hope your well sir.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Any low alcohol beer, sir?"

Sure do, I have everything!

And welcome!

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman
3 weeks ago

Reading


"Dear T∅∅ts-the-mixologist, please kindly concoct this evening nectar:

One measure of Mrs.DS, two² measures of Curves and Mischief, a twist of Kinkyycurvyy, the zest of Flyingsolo1000, filled with ice and shaken vigorously until it climaxes into my chilled Martini glass. 🍸

Thank you. "

Bottoms up 🥂

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By *ikesEmBigMan
3 weeks ago

Herts


"Welcome to my bar, come grab a drink and make some.new friends.

As per the normal it's all free, so please enjoy!"

Old school burger king chocolate milkshake

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good evening Sir Toot ... and everyone else 👋 It's been a while, so I thought I'd pop in and say hello. How are you? Glad to see Bar Toot still open for business 😁

Hey you, it's been ahwhile hasn't it!

I'm good and yeah still here!

Yeah I needed to step away from here while my mum was in the stroke unit. But she's finally home and making good progress, so I can relax a bit.

So, any chance of a large spiced rum and please barman 😉 "

Well of course there is, always for you.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Welcome to my bar, come grab a drink and make some.new friends.

As per the normal it's all free, so please enjoy!

Old school burger king chocolate milkshake "

I mean, I can make you one of course!

But not the same due to copyright, but tastes just as Good!

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