FabSwingers.com forum: What do you call middle aged men?

By *egDaySkipper OP Man
5 weeks ago

Liverpool

I know women are pumas but what about us guys?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
5 weeks ago

Brum

Dave mostly.

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By *ude LawMan
5 weeks ago

Harrogate

"I know women are pumas but what about us guys?"

Adidads.

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Leerkats

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By *eroLondonMan
5 weeks ago

Mayfair

Creepy.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
5 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Dave mostly."

That actually made me laugh. Everyone knows a Dave 🤣

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By *oredhorny42Man
5 weeks ago

stirling

"Dave mostly.

That actually made me laugh. Everyone knows a Dave 🤣"

A work night out in my last job was hilarious. 9 in the team, 4 called Dave 😂

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By *avexxMan
5 weeks ago

cheshire

"Dave mostly."
,,, ive been transported back to middle age

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
5 weeks ago

Reading

Bob

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By *ife NinjaMan
5 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Obsolete 😬

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By *viatrixWoman
5 weeks ago

Redhill

Dadbods 🫣😫

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By *andTWoman
5 weeks ago

Altrincham

"Dave mostly."

Dave is my most favourite name in the world! 😍

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By *layfullsamMan
5 weeks ago

Solihull

Silver fox

Puma pants (if to old)

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By *vSaraTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Daddy

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By *.B.D.DMan
5 weeks ago

Northants

"Dadbods 🫣😫"

A man's peak form you say?

😂

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By *ucka39Man
5 weeks ago

Newcastle

Average middle class

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By *andTWoman
5 weeks ago

Altrincham

"Dadbods 🫣😫"

Absolutely ♥️ dad bods!

😍

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By *herrybakewellCouple
5 weeks ago

Staffordshire

By their name usually.

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By *r Man45Man
5 weeks ago

North West

Call them "me"

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By *oeBeansMan
5 weeks ago

Derby

Over the hill? 🤔

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By *ansoffateMan
5 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Call them what you like, they probably won't pay attention to you anyway.

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By *egDaySkipper OP Man
5 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Call them what you like, they probably won't pay attention to you anyway."

Whatever you say old man!

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By *egDaySkipper OP Man
5 weeks ago

Liverpool

"By their name usually. "

Dave?

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By *uziTV69TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Newcastle

"Over the hill? 🤔"

I'm so over the hill that I've rolled down the other side and landed in a ditch

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
5 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Youngsters

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Chichester

Horny

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By *orthampton jamesMan
5 weeks ago

Northampton

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By *orthampton jamesMan
5 weeks ago

Northampton

Dad bod here

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By *ansoffateMan
5 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"Call them what you like, they probably won't pay attention to you anyway.

Whatever you say old man!"

Cool story bro.

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

"Dadbods 🫣😫

A man's peak form you say?

😂"

Absolutely

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By *andTWoman
5 weeks ago

Altrincham

"Over the hill? 🤔"

Don't knock it before you've tried it 😉

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By *sianflowerWoman
5 weeks ago

DollyWood

Sleazy

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By *aomilatteCouple
5 weeks ago

Midlands

Young Man

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By *oughmanMan
5 weeks ago

Sunderland

"Over the hill? 🤔"

And far away.

Thank for that by the way. Now I'm over the hill? Good job my self esteem is low or that might have hurt my feelings.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
5 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Silver Foxes

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By *oeBeansMan
5 weeks ago

Derby

"Over the hill? 🤔

And far away.

Thank for that by the way. Now I'm over the hill? Good job my self esteem is low or that might have hurt my feelings."

I'm just getting my digs in while I can before I'm the one that's over the hill 😭

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
5 weeks ago

Honeysuckle lane

One foot in the grave

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By *ools and the brainCouple
5 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"One foot in the grave

"I don't believe it"

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
5 weeks ago

Honeysuckle lane

"One foot in the grave

"I don't believe it""

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By *eliWoman
5 weeks ago

Whatever they want me to. 🩷

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By *r.and.Mrs.DSCouple
5 weeks ago

Somewhere in Neverland

"Over the hill? 🤔"

There's a Friends quote to go with this comment. 🤣

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By *oughmanMan
5 weeks ago

Sunderland

"Over the hill? 🤔

And far away.

Thank for that by the way. Now I'm over the hill? Good job my self esteem is low or that might have hurt my feelings.

I'm just getting my digs in while I can before I'm the one that's over the hill 😭"

You've got a good decade on you yet before you get there. Wait till the joints start creaking.

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By *ortySwitchMan
5 weeks ago

london

Panthers would be a good term. Or ocelots.

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By *scobar67Man
5 weeks ago

glasgow

Bob or Jim

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By *ave1976XXXMan
5 weeks ago

newmarket

"Dave mostly."

Hi, I’m Dave 😂😂

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By *avexxMan
5 weeks ago

cheshire

"Dave mostly.

Hi, I’m Dave 😂😂"
,, no your not im dave

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By *obilebottomMan
5 weeks ago

All over

Suave and sophisticated. Wise and experienced. A zaddy. ( yes zaddy not daddy)

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
5 weeks ago

Manchester

Hot? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *dam1971Man
5 weeks ago

Bedford

"Whatever they want me to. 🩷"

You can call me anything, just don’t call me early

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By *ickshawedCouple
5 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Whatever they want me to. 🩷"

Daddy?

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By *im le2Man
4 weeks ago

AYLESTONE

Twink as I'm twice there age.

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By *illy IdolMan
4 weeks ago

Midlands

Optimistic

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Tired

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By *ackformore100Man
4 weeks ago

Tin town

"Dave mostly.

That actually made me laugh. Everyone knows a Dave 🤣"

I have 22 daves in my phone book. So yeah I concur!

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By *EAT..85Woman
4 weeks ago

Nottingham

Whatever you call them, make sure you say it loudly so that they hear you nice and clearly

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By *xxMandLxxxCouple
4 weeks ago

Southampton

I'd call myself knackered most of the time 🙄

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By *ythenMan
4 weeks ago

North Co. Dublin

Just realised I’m one of them for last 10 years.. how did that happen

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By *ythenMan
4 weeks ago

North Co. Dublin

"I'd call myself knackered most of the time 🙄"

You have your twin here @knackered all the time 🫣

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By *avie65Man
4 weeks ago

In the west.

Dribbler.

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By *phrodisiac2000Man
4 weeks ago

saddleworth NW

"I know women are pumas but what about us guys?"

A middle aged man

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