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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you dance? Will you dance?

Personally i find it sexy as fuck if a man has rhythm. Doesnt matter to me if its Latin/Ballroom or the Street/Urban/Hip Hop stuff.

So step up gents and show us what ya got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shake that booty

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

tend to do horizontal dancing nowadays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* swooooooooooooooon *

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" tend to do horizontal dancing nowadays."

well they do say that dancers make better lovers ... i need to carry out some in depth studdies

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Enjoy dancing but not to any definable style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can waltz and polka.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a man who isn't afraid to strutt his stuff on the dancefloor (as long as he is good)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't dance at all, unles you count the lager shuffle as a dance( beer glass in one hand and shuffling your feet in time with the music).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I do a good 'dad' dance when the need arises

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ha ha, Jay likes to throw a few shapes about, its hysterically funny, but hes not a bad mover

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm no dancer, but reckon I'm a pretty good singer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a wall flower on the dance floor but get me in the bedroom my rhythm gets going.....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

This thread has just reminded me of Peter kay and the different dances sketch. If you dont know what im talking about, youtube peter kay and wedding dances i think it is. Its just so funny and so bloody true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have ya seen me dance ?

I mean REALLY dance ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm no dancer, but reckon I'm a pretty good singer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm no dancer, but reckon I'm a pretty good singer

wanna duet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you dance? Will you dance?

Personally i find it sexy as fuck if a man has rhythm. Doesnt matter to me if its Latin/Ballroom or the Street/Urban/Hip Hop stuff.

So step up gents and show us what ya got

Me too a man who can dance is super hot.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You should watch this, its hysterical

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4XQDAe9TDQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luke can dance! He has won a few prizes for his moves!! And he sure knows how to strut his stuff on the dance floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really enjoy dancing with S,

He only dances properly when he's had a few and I absolutely love it!

He just doesn't give a shit and smiles his face off.

I find it really attractive that he's like "sod you all, I wanna dance!" xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She dances overhead

On the ceiling near my bed

in my sight

Thro the night.

I try to hide in vain

Underneath my counterpane

But there's my love

Up there above.............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out on the streetz they call my dance style 'The Preying Mantis'

Never been defeated in a body popping battle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does knowing all the moves to the Birdie Song or Agadoo count as dancing,,,,?

If so, I’m in…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does knowing all the moves to the Birdie Song or Agadoo count as dancing,,,,?

If so, I’m in…

hell yes that counts! and so does the maccarena, cha cha slide and 5,6,7,8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does knowing all the moves to the Birdie Song or Agadoo count as dancing,,,,?

If so, I’m in…

He he my nephew is very shy and i got a bit tipsy at a family party and made him do all the dance to agadoo with me on the promise he could sleep at my house he hated me for weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can waltz and polka.

What's polka xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm no dancer, but reckon I'm a pretty good singer

wanna duet?

Duet or do-it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm no dancer, but reckon I'm a pretty good singer

wanna duet?

Duet or do-it?

haha nice one! id have do say both

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By *atinaBabeCouple
over a year ago

casa caliente

South American Italians portugueses Spanish French men can dance n they make v good lovers mmmm

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By *atinaBabeCouple
over a year ago

casa caliente

Oh n African men mmmmm x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can waltz and polka.

What's polka xx"

It involves dancing whilst playing cards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3grGpT2qUAw

Check this guy out he made our beatherder that year was hilarious to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I tried to dance someone pinned me down and tried to insert Diazepam into my bottom!!

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Wouldn't say I'm a good dancer, but I do enjoy it - helps if you're not self-conscious though!

Also been known to sing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know all the correct arm moves to the chorus of Y.M.C.A,,,,,, but I can’t quite remember if there’s any specific dance moves during the verse ,,,,,,,,

I could be wrong but I’m getting the image of lots of pelvic grinding against your dance partners bum…….

But that could just be wishful thinking…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant dance,

I cant talk,

The only thing about me is the way I walk...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moshpit and Pogo, Do they count?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know all the correct arm moves to the chorus of Y.M.C.A,,,,,, but I can’t quite remember if there’s any specific dance moves during the verse ,,,,,,,,

I could be wrong but I’m getting the image of lots of pelvic grinding against your dance partners bum…….

But that could just be wishful thinking…

ok heres my crap attemp at describing what i do during the verses..

i point my finger and extend my arm out infront of me and sweep it from left to right, but bob it up and down as if my hand was like a speedboat hitting waves,

think its 8 bounces in that sweeping motion whilst pointing from left to right,,, then go back (still bouncng) from right to left.

if that makes any sense to anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can dance quite well, always had good co-ordination and rhythm being a bassist.

Just depends on whether you'd prefer Jodie in a party dress or ***** in whatever shite blokes wear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm no dancer, but reckon I'm a pretty good singer

wanna duet?

Duet or do-it?

haha nice one! id have do say both

Fine, you sing 'Give it to me baby!' and I'll go 'Aha, Aha!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know all the correct arm moves to the chorus of Y.M.C.A,,,,,, but I can’t quite remember if there’s any specific dance moves during the verse ,,,,,,,,

I could be wrong but I’m getting the image of lots of pelvic grinding against your dance partners bum…….

But that could just be wishful thinking…

ok heres my crap attemp at describing what i do during the verses..

i point my finger and extend my arm out infront of me and sweep it from left to right, but bob it up and down as if my hand was like a speedboat hitting waves,

think its 8 bounces in that sweeping motion whilst pointing from left to right,,, then go back (still bouncng) from right to left.

if that makes any sense to anyone

Haha,,,,,,, you do realise that everyone who reads that discription, has just tried it,

I really should have closed my curtains first…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm no dancer, but reckon I'm a pretty good singer

wanna duet?

Duet or do-it?

haha nice one! id have do say both

Fine, you sing 'Give it to me baby!' and I'll go 'Aha, Aha!'"

offspring..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know all the correct arm moves to the chorus of Y.M.C.A,,,,,, but I can’t quite remember if there’s any specific dance moves during the verse ,,,,,,,,

I could be wrong but I’m getting the image of lots of pelvic grinding against your dance partners bum…….

But that could just be wishful thinking…

ok heres my crap attemp at describing what i do during the verses..

i point my finger and extend my arm out infront of me and sweep it from left to right, but bob it up and down as if my hand was like a speedboat hitting waves,

think its 8 bounces in that sweeping motion whilst pointing from left to right,,, then go back (still bouncng) from right to left.

if that makes any sense to anyone

Haha,,,,,,, you do realise that everyone who reads that discription, has just tried it,

I really should have closed my curtains first…

lmfao.. i just hope you understood what i do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm no dancer, but reckon I'm a pretty good singer

wanna duet?

Duet or do-it?

haha nice one! id have do say both

Fine, you sing 'Give it to me baby!' and I'll go 'Aha, Aha!'

offspring..

I'm sure I can think of something a little more soulful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know all the correct arm moves to the chorus of Y.M.C.A,,,,,, but I can’t quite remember if there’s any specific dance moves during the verse ,,,,,,,,

I could be wrong but I’m getting the image of lots of pelvic grinding against your dance partners bum…….

But that could just be wishful thinking…

ok heres my crap attemp at describing what i do during the verses..

i point my finger and extend my arm out infront of me and sweep it from left to right, but bob it up and down as if my hand was like a speedboat hitting waves,

think its 8 bounces in that sweeping motion whilst pointing from left to right,,, then go back (still bouncng) from right to left.

if that makes any sense to anyone

Haha,,,,,,, you do realise that everyone who reads that discription, has just tried it,

I really should have closed my curtains first…

Curtains?.....I was outside when I tried it! My neighbours think I'm weird anyway...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know all the correct arm moves to the chorus of Y.M.C.A,,,,,, but I can’t quite remember if there’s any specific dance moves during the verse ,,,,,,,,

I could be wrong but I’m getting the image of lots of pelvic grinding against your dance partners bum…….

But that could just be wishful thinking…

ok heres my crap attemp at describing what i do during the verses..

i point my finger and extend my arm out infront of me and sweep it from left to right, but bob it up and down as if my hand was like a speedboat hitting waves,

think its 8 bounces in that sweeping motion whilst pointing from left to right,,, then go back (still bouncng) from right to left.

if that makes any sense to anyone

Haha,,,,,,, you do realise that everyone who reads that discription, has just tried it,

I really should have closed my curtains first…

lmfao.. i just hope you understood what i do. "

haha, Yeah I got it,,,,, but my neighbours will probably be avoiding me for a while,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curtains?.....I was outside when I tried it! My neighbours think I'm weird anyway..."

Perhaps if we do it again, that way it won't look so suspicious.... and we could even try pretending someone is with us,,, but just out of the neighbours eyesight.... ....

Go-on you do it first and tell me how you get on........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curtains?.....I was outside when I tried it! My neighbours think I'm weird anyway...

Perhaps if we do it again, that way it won't look so suspicious.... and we could even try pretending someone is with us,,, but just out of the neighbours eyesight.... ....

Go-on you do it first and tell me how you get on........

What if they join in?!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curtains?.....I was outside when I tried it! My neighbours think I'm weird anyway...

Perhaps if we do it again, that way it won't look so suspicious.... and we could even try pretending someone is with us,,, but just out of the neighbours eyesight.... ....

Go-on you do it first and tell me how you get on........

What if they join in?!...."

Invite them inside and draw the curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curtains?.....I was outside when I tried it! My neighbours think I'm weird anyway...

Perhaps if we do it again, that way it won't look so suspicious.... and we could even try pretending someone is with us,,, but just out of the neighbours eyesight.... ....

Go-on you do it first and tell me how you get on........

What if they join in?!....

Invite them inside and draw the curtains

Good god that'll never happen. They're almost Jeremy Kyle material, certainly not worthy dance partners!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curtains?.....I was outside when I tried it! My neighbours think I'm weird anyway...

Perhaps if we do it again, that way it won't look so suspicious.... and we could even try pretending someone is with us,,, but just out of the neighbours eyesight.... ....

Go-on you do it first and tell me how you get on........

What if they join in?!....

Invite them inside and draw the curtains

Good god that'll never happen. They're almost Jeremy Kyle material, certainly not worthy dance partners!"

Well in that case…. You still need to invite them in and sit them at opposite sides of the room, then you must start shouting at them in a most demeaning manner, whilst waving a sealed envelope until one cries and the other one storms out in a huff……..

By then they will have forgotten all about your earlier attempts at following CutenSassys dance routine instructions…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to dance, and sometimes I carry it off well.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I like to dance, and sometimes I carry it off well. "

You get carried off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll get up to bump & grind anytime

Can't beat a good dance when your out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to dance, and sometimes I carry it off well.

You get carried off?

Only when really d*unk.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh you are still alive then' we where going to send the sear h party out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh you are still alive then' we where going to send the sear h party out

Me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can...when I'm d*unk lol..otherwise I have no musical interest if it isnt about getting a shag really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curtains?.....I was outside when I tried it! My neighbours think I'm weird anyway...

Perhaps if we do it again, that way it won't look so suspicious.... and we could even try pretending someone is with us,,, but just out of the neighbours eyesight.... ....

Go-on you do it first and tell me how you get on........

What if they join in?!....

Invite them inside and draw the curtains

Good god that'll never happen. They're almost Jeremy Kyle material, certainly not worthy dance partners!

By then they will have forgotten all about your earlier attempts at following CutenSassys dance routine instructions…..

I knew there was something about you that I liked!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do something vaguely resembling dancing

it's all in the hips

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well I did mean rusty but you have been missing as well lol. Thought you had all been eaten alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I did mean rusty but you have been missing as well lol. Thought you had all been eaten alive

Lol I'm still alive....just

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