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By *layfullsam OP Man
5 weeks ago

Solihull

What’s the strangest thing you’ve brought home after a night out

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
5 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

Another tranny..😸

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/London

"Another tranny..😸"

Winner Thread closed

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By *rSircumsizedMan
5 weeks ago

Risca

A dartboard, a 6 x 4 sheet of ply wood, traffic cones (standard).

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By *upersonic SamMan
5 weeks ago

wigan

An outdoor pub beer sign from Belgium, the crazy thing is it has also been un-wired correctly, we contacted the pub and offered to return it an have it refitted or pay for new, they let us keep it! It had pride of place in our bar back home for many years until it closed.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
5 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

The wife

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

2 logs from a pub with a log burner

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

A whole 5kg box of cherries, a leak with a face drawn on it, 7 lettuce and a massive box of tomatoes.

Must have been a good night 😂

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By *ikolai97Man
5 weeks ago

Stockport

A neighbourhood watch sign

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By *layfullsam OP Man
5 weeks ago

Solihull

"A whole 5kg box of cherries, a leak with a face drawn on it, 7 lettuce and a massive box of tomatoes.

Must have been a good night 😂"

Really good night, especially when no good story usually starts with salad being involved

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

A Bunsen burner 🧪 🔥

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By *aizyWoman
5 weeks ago

west midlands

I found a folded up naan bread in my handbag the morning after a night out, I can't remember going for a curry so no idea where it came from 🤷‍♀️

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By *eoBloomsMan
5 weeks ago

Springfield

"I found a folded up naan bread in my handbag the morning after a night out, I can't remember going for a curry so no idea where it came from 🤷‍♀️"

You're naan the wiser then? 🤷‍♂️

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

"I found a folded up naan bread in my handbag the morning after a night out, I can't remember going for a curry so no idea where it came from 🤷‍♀️"

You certain it was a naan

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By *ools and the brainCouple
5 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"I found a folded up naan bread in my handbag the morning after a night out, I can't remember going for a curry so no idea where it came from 🤷‍♀️

You certain it was a naan "

Or a Nan

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By *aizyWoman
5 weeks ago

west midlands

"I found a folded up naan bread in my handbag the morning after a night out, I can't remember going for a curry so no idea where it came from 🤷‍♀️

You certain it was a naan

Or a Nan"

Naan of you are funny!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/London

"I found a folded up naan bread in my handbag the morning after a night out, I can't remember going for a curry so no idea where it came from 🤷‍♀️

You certain it was a naan

Or a Nan

Naan of you are funny!"

No arjey bhaji please, they’re just trying to curry favour after all..

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By *aizyWoman
5 weeks ago

west midlands

"I found a folded up naan bread in my handbag the morning after a night out, I can't remember going for a curry so no idea where it came from 🤷‍♀️

You certain it was a naan

Or a Nan

Naan of you are funny!

No arjey bhaji please, they’re just trying to curry favour after all.."

Thank you Glow, I do need to Korma down.

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By *usty kayWoman
5 weeks ago

Burnham on Sea

Gold fish, tank and decorations

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By *ools and the brainCouple
5 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Gold fish, tank and decorations "

How did you drive a tank home

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By *eoBloomsMan
5 weeks ago

Springfield

"I found a folded up naan bread in my handbag the morning after a night out, I can't remember going for a curry so no idea where it came from 🤷‍♀️

You certain it was a naan

Or a Nan

Naan of you are funny!

No arjey bhaji please, they’re just trying to curry favour after all..

Thank you Glow, I do need to Korma down."

I relax by listening to Madonna's greatest hits. Papadom Preach is my favourite.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/London

"I found a folded up naan bread in my handbag the morning after a night out, I can't remember going for a curry so no idea where it came from 🤷‍♀️

You certain it was a naan

Or a Nan

Naan of you are funny!

No arjey bhaji please, they’re just trying to curry favour after all..

Thank you Glow, I do need to Korma down."

No rush Daisy, tikka your time.

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By *eoBloomsMan
5 weeks ago

Springfield

"I found a folded up naan bread in my handbag the morning after a night out, I can't remember going for a curry so no idea where it came from 🤷‍♀️

You certain it was a naan

Or a Nan

Naan of you are funny!

No arjey bhaji please, they’re just trying to curry favour after all..

Thank you Glow, I do need to Korma down.

No rush Daisy, tikka your time. "

Are you cumin onto her ?

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By *aizyWoman
5 weeks ago

west midlands

"I found a folded up naan bread in my handbag the morning after a night out, I can't remember going for a curry so no idea where it came from 🤷‍♀️

You certain it was a naan

Or a Nan

Naan of you are funny!

No arjey bhaji please, they’re just trying to curry favour after all..

Thank you Glow, I do need to Korma down.

No rush Daisy, tikka your time.

Are you cumin onto her ?

I haven't got the Nutmeg for Glow, unfortunately

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/London

"I found a folded up naan bread in my handbag the morning after a night out, I can't remember going for a curry so no idea where it came from 🤷‍♀️

You certain it was a naan

Or a Nan

Naan of you are funny!

No arjey bhaji please, they’re just trying to curry favour after all..

Thank you Glow, I do need to Korma down.

No rush Daisy, tikka your time.

Are you cumin onto her ?

I haven't got the Nutmeg for Glow, unfortunately

Bit madrastic but I’m running out of curry puns

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
5 weeks ago

A Dirty Hole

I don’t return home.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/London

"I found a folded up naan bread in my handbag the morning after a night out, I can't remember going for a curry so no idea where it came from 🤷‍♀️

You certain it was a naan

Or a Nan

Naan of you are funny!

No arjey bhaji please, they’re just trying to curry favour after all..

Thank you Glow, I do need to Korma down.

No rush Daisy, tikka your time.

Are you cumin onto her ?

Do aloo k like I am?

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By *eoBloomsMan
5 weeks ago

Springfield

"I found a folded up naan bread in my handbag the morning after a night out, I can't remember going for a curry so no idea where it came from 🤷‍♀️

You certain it was a naan

Or a Nan

Naan of you are funny!

No arjey bhaji please, they’re just trying to curry favour after all..

Thank you Glow, I do need to Korma down.

No rush Daisy, tikka your time.

Are you cumin onto her ?

Do aloo k like I am? "

I only meant you could have a nice chaat.

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By *lubchuckerMan
5 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

My ex, it turned out to be an expensive night out and still have nightmares over it now 🤨

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
5 weeks ago

Honeysuckle lane

Only a pint glass years ago

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By *4ttcMan
5 weeks ago

Cheltenham

A no parking sign

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By *heel markMan
5 weeks ago

beside the sea

A bucket full of garlic water.

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By *ildTimes.Man
5 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Someone else's wife 🥪

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By *avexxMan
5 weeks ago

cheshire

a lurcher puppy shivering under hedge,, i had her for 12 years

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
5 weeks ago

Honeysuckle lane

"a lurcher puppy shivering under hedge,, i had her for 12 years"
awww ❤️ this

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By *antassack889Man
5 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

A one legged buzz lightyear

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
5 weeks ago

Up North

A vase full of dusty old fake flowers. Clearly a case of beer goggles. I felt so guilty I smuggled them back a few days later.

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By *orphia2003Woman
5 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

My pet traffic cone with a face on it.

A Polaroid pic of someone's boobs.

Pair of police issue handcuffs with key

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