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"One of my clients. I live in hope of the porno plumber-lady of the house scenario . "They have plumbing in sheep enclosures?! Well blow me down! | |||
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"One of my clients. I live in hope of the porno plumber-lady of the house scenario .
They have plumbing in sheep enclosures?!
Well blow me down!"Your such a jerk!! | |||
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"One of my clients. I live in hope of the porno plumber-lady of the house scenario .
They have plumbing in sheep enclosures?!
Well blow me down!" | |||
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"I have one on my sons hockey coach! Though I'm pretty sure all the other mums do also." Im sitting on a table outside the bar with perfect view of the pitch. I can see his nipples through his shirt  | |||
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"One of my clients. I live in hope of the porno plumber-lady of the house scenario .
They have plumbing in sheep enclosures?!
Well blow me down!
Your such a jerk!! "Pahahahaha | |||
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"One of my clients. I live in hope of the porno plumber-lady of the house scenario .
They have plumbing in sheep enclosures?!
Well blow me down! "Bet he imagines a different sort of blow  | |||
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"I have one on my sons hockey coach! Though I'm pretty sure all the other mums do also. Im sitting on a table outside the bar with perfect view of the pitch. I can see his nipples through his shirt "Keep your hands on the table in plain view. Don't want you getting arrested | |||
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"I have one on my sons hockey coach! Though I'm pretty sure all the other mums do also. Im sitting on a table outside the bar with perfect view of the pitch. I can see his nipples through his shirt
Keep your hands on the table in plain view. Don't want you getting arrested"Oooh handcuffs!
I think I need putting down | |||
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"I have one on my sons hockey coach! Though I'm pretty sure all the other mums do also. Im sitting on a table outside the bar with perfect view of the pitch. I can see his nipples through his shirt
Keep your hands on the table in plain view. Don't want you getting arrested
Oooh handcuffs!
I think I need putting down "Or a shag to get you thinking straight again. | |||
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"I have one on my sons hockey coach! Though I'm pretty sure all the other mums do also. Im sitting on a table outside the bar with perfect view of the pitch. I can see his nipples through his shirt
Keep your hands on the table in plain view. Don't want you getting arrested
Oooh handcuffs!
I think I need putting down
Or a shag to get you thinking straight again. "You offering?  | |||
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"The women on here are preditory. Lol Dave" You say it like its a bad thing! | |||
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"I have one on my sons football coach! He's fecking gorgeous. Even more gorgeous in my head, naked
Who's yours?
"Hadn't realised I coached your kid, give me a big smile and let's see what happens next  | |||
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"I have one on my sons football coach! He's fecking gorgeous. Even more gorgeous in my head, naked
Who's yours?
Hadn't realised I coached your kid, give me a big smile and let's see what happens next"Dave you dont look a day over 30 | |||
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"I have one on my sons hockey coach! Though I'm pretty sure all the other mums do also. Im sitting on a table outside the bar with perfect view of the pitch. I can see his nipples through his shirt
Keep your hands on the table in plain view. Don't want you getting arrested
Oooh handcuffs!
I think I need putting down
Or a shag to get you thinking straight again.
You offering? "I would but I'm busy tonight  | |||
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"I have one on my sons hockey coach! Though I'm pretty sure all the other mums do also. Im sitting on a table outside the bar with perfect view of the pitch. I can see his nipples through his shirt
Keep your hands on the table in plain view. Don't want you getting arrested
Oooh handcuffs!
I think I need putting down
Or a shag to get you thinking straight again.
You offering?
I would but I'm busy tonight "It's ok as soon as I get in im rolling myself up in cotton wool and bleating all the way to Maidstone! | |||
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"Oooh I've got a few... Got help any if I get my hands on them tho. I'm sex starved "Join the club | |||
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"Well...she's a woman with a face and hair and boobies. Yep, definitely boobies. "And a pulse | |||
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"I have one on my sons football coach! He's fecking gorgeous. Even more gorgeous in my head, naked
Who's yours?
"i have several, 2 on here, not looking for single guys 
and the manageress of my local spar! | |||
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"Well...she's a woman with a face and hair and boobies. Yep, definitely boobies.
And a pulse"Or still warm at least! | |||
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"Oooh I've got a few... Got help any if I get my hands on them tho. I'm sex starved
Join the club "If the situation gets any worse I'm gonna have to go clubbing and get a ten to 2-er.... | |||
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"Oooh I've got a few... Got help any if I get my hands on them tho. I'm sex starved
Join the club
If the situation gets any worse I'm gonna have to go clubbing and get a ten to 2-er.... "That's low friend  | |||
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"I cant possibly say or it wouldn't be a secret." I agree.... | |||
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"The women on here are preditory. Lol Dave You say it like its a bad thing!" Nah, you just scare him
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"The women on here are preditory. Lol Dave You say it like its a bad thing! Nah, you just scare him
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"Spoilsports! Yup thats me.....and they would read it "Its ME it's ME | |||
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"I wonder if anyone has a crush on me... "ME
Im not shy | |||
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"I wonder if anyone has a crush on me... "It's the 3rd person | |||
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"I wonder if anyone has a crush on me...
ME
Im not shy "Sssssshhh someone might get jealous.... | |||
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"Oooh I've got a few... Got help any if I get my hands on them tho. I'm sex starved
Join the club
If the situation gets any worse I'm gonna have to go clubbing and get a ten to 2-er....
That's low friend "Desperate times.... Lol x | |||
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"I wonder if anyone has a crush on me...
ME
Im not shy "And me .... | |||
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"I wonder if anyone has a crush on me...
ME
Im not shy
Sssssshhh someone might get jealous.... "Hahahaha jealous .. I can't help my crushes | |||
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"I wonder if anyone has a crush on me...
It's the 3rd person "Busted  | |||
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"Oooh I've got a few... Got help any if I get my hands on them tho. I'm sex starved
Join the club
If the situation gets any worse I'm gonna have to go clubbing and get a ten to 2-er.... "How does that compare to the pint guide? Is it a 6 Pinter or closer to an 8 Pinter ? | |||
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"I wonder if anyone has a crush on me...
It's the 3rd person
Busted "Awwwww | |||
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"Oooh I've got a few... Got help any if I get my hands on them tho. I'm sex starved
Join the club
If the situation gets any worse I'm gonna have to go clubbing and get a ten to 2-er....
How does that compare to the pint guide?
Is it a 6 Pinter or closer to an 8 Pinter ?"its a 75cl'er! | |||
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"I wonder if anyone has a crush on me...
It's the 3rd person
Busted
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"I wonder if anyone has a crush on me...
It's the 3rd person
Busted
Awwwww
I would say I saw you first ... but I didn't "I'll just have the pair of you... | |||
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"I wonder if anyone has a crush on me...
It's the 3rd person
Busted
Awwwww
I would say I saw you first ... but I didn't "Sharings caring | |||
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"I wonder if anyone has a crush on me...
It's the 3rd person
Busted
Awwwww
I would say I saw you first ... but I didn't
I'll just have the pair of you... "Sterling idea | |||
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"I wonder if anyone has a crush on me...
It's the 3rd person
Busted
Awwwww
I would say I saw you first ... but I didn't
Sharings caring "I heard that somewhere too
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"Oooh I've got a few... Got help any if I get my hands on them tho. I'm sex starved
Join the club
If the situation gets any worse I'm gonna have to go clubbing and get a ten to 2-er....
How does that compare to the pint guide?
Is it a 6 Pinter or closer to an 8 Pinter ?its a 75cl'er!"Really ? Hey that's me Hottie get ya coat we are outta here | |||
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"Oooh I've got a few... Got help any if I get my hands on them tho. I'm sex starved
Join the club
If the situation gets any worse I'm gonna have to go clubbing and get a ten to 2-er....
How does that compare to the pint guide?
Is it a 6 Pinter or closer to an 8 Pinter ?its a 75cl'er!
Really ? Hey that's me Hottie get ya coat we are outta here "Thought you said you were busy?!  | |||
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"Oooh I've got a few... Got help any if I get my hands on them tho. I'm sex starved
Join the club
If the situation gets any worse I'm gonna have to go clubbing and get a ten to 2-er....
How does that compare to the pint guide?
Is it a 6 Pinter or closer to an 8 Pinter ?its a 75cl'er!
Really ? Hey that's me Hottie get ya coat we are outta here
Thought you said you were busy?! "I am but it will all be over by ten to two | |||
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"Oooh I've got a few... Got help any if I get my hands on them tho. I'm sex starved
Join the club
If the situation gets any worse I'm gonna have to go clubbing and get a ten to 2-er....
How does that compare to the pint guide?
Is it a 6 Pinter or closer to an 8 Pinter ?"It's neither really. You just hang around till closing and see who looks the most promising out of the sad buggers that are left... Lol x | |||
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"Oooh I've got a few... Got help any if I get my hands on them tho. I'm sex starved
Join the club
If the situation gets any worse I'm gonna have to go clubbing and get a ten to 2-er....
How does that compare to the pint guide?
Is it a 6 Pinter or closer to an 8 Pinter ?its a 75cl'er!
Really ? Hey that's me Hottie get ya coat we are outta here
Thought you said you were busy?!
I am but it will all be over by ten to two "Five to 2. Doesn't start till ten to. Lol x | |||
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"I have several secret crushes!!! For starters there's vdeyijjjdaafcbj, jkuresxcbb, bcddgn, and itrsvhhgds! Damn - they've switched the friggin 'shhhhh it's a secret' filter on again! "Shhhhhhh your secret is out...Its me | |||
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"I have several secret crushes!!! For starters there's vdeyijjjdaafcbj, jkuresxcbb, bcddgn, and itrsvhhgds! Damn - they've switched the friggin 'shhhhh it's a secret' filter on again!
Shhhhhhh your secret is out...Its me "That means foursome! | |||
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"I have several secret crushes!!! For starters there's vdeyijjjdaafcbj, jkuresxcbb, bcddgn, and itrsvhhgds! Damn - they've switched the friggin 'shhhhh it's a secret' filter on again!
Shhhhhhh your secret is out...Its me
That means foursome!"Oh now what a foursome that would be | |||
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"I have several secret crushes!!! For starters there's vdeyijjjdaafcbj, jkuresxcbb, bcddgn, and itrsvhhgds! Damn - they've switched the friggin 'shhhhh it's a secret' filter on again!
Shhhhhhh your secret is out...Its me
That means foursome!
Oh now what a foursome that would be " | |||
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"I must admit to stalking at least 5 of you .... purely for recreational purposes "5 hmmm im in double figures | |||
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"I must admit to stalking at least 5 of you .... purely for recreational purposes
5 hmmm im in double figures "Give me time give me time | |||
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"I must admit to stalking at least 5 of you .... purely for recreational purposes
5 hmmm im in double figures "Perv lol | |||
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"I must admit to stalking at least 5 of you .... purely for recreational purposes
5 hmmm im in double figures
Perv lol "Hahaha YES | |||
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"I must admit to stalking at least 5 of you .... purely for recreational purposes
5 hmmm im in double figures
Perv lol
Hahaha YES "I am liking your style lol | |||
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"I have several secret crushes!!! For starters there's vdeyijjjdaafcbj, jkuresxcbb, bcddgn, and itrsvhhgds! Damn - they've switched the friggin 'shhhhh it's a secret' filter on again!
Shhhhhhh your secret is out...Its me
That means foursome!
Oh now what a foursome that would be
"Why do I picture three smiling happy female faces - and a lifeless limp body pleading "I can't push it any faster" in a Scotty from Star Trek voice! | |||
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"I have one on my sons football coach! He's fecking gorgeous. Even more gorgeous in my head, naked
Who's yours?
Hadn't realised I coached your kid, give me a big smile and let's see what happens next
Dave you dont look a day over 30 "Do you really want to see me naked? you only have to ask  | |||
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"I have several secret crushes!!! For starters there's vdeyijjjdaafcbj, jkuresxcbb, bcddgn, and itrsvhhgds! Damn - they've switched the friggin 'shhhhh it's a secret' filter on again!
Shhhhhhh your secret is out...Its me
That means foursome!
Oh now what a foursome that would be
Why do I picture three smiling happy female faces - and a lifeless limp body pleading "I can't push it any faster" in a Scotty from Star Trek voice! "Admit it you would love it lol | |||
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"I have several secret crushes!!! For starters there's vdeyijjjdaafcbj, jkuresxcbb, bcddgn, and itrsvhhgds! Damn - they've switched the friggin 'shhhhh it's a secret' filter on again!
Shhhhhhh your secret is out...Its me
That means foursome!
Oh now what a foursome that would be
Why do I picture three smiling happy female faces - and a lifeless limp body pleading "I can't push it any faster" in a Scotty from Star Trek voice! "Because you have no vision !!!! You can rest a while and watch - Im sure we 3 can keep ourselves amused while you recoup | |||
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"I have several secret crushes!!! For starters there's vdeyijjjdaafcbj, jkuresxcbb, bcddgn, and itrsvhhgds! Damn - they've switched the friggin 'shhhhh it's a secret' filter on again!
Shhhhhhh your secret is out...Its me
That means foursome!
Oh now what a foursome that would be
Why do I picture three smiling happy female faces - and a lifeless limp body pleading "I can't push it any faster" in a Scotty from Star Trek voice! "Its ok obi i will give you oranges and a sponge at half time | |||
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"I have several secret crushes!!! For starters there's vdeyijjjdaafcbj, jkuresxcbb, bcddgn, and itrsvhhgds! Damn - they've switched the friggin 'shhhhh it's a secret' filter on again!
Shhhhhhh your secret is out...Its me
That means foursome!
Oh now what a foursome that would be
Why do I picture three smiling happy female faces - and a lifeless limp body pleading "I can't push it any faster" in a Scotty from Star Trek voice!
Because you have no vision !!!! You can rest a while and watch - Im sure we 3 can keep ourselves amused while you recoup"No vision??
Surely that was 'Geordi La Forge' - not Scotty? | |||
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"I have several secret crushes!!! For starters there's vdeyijjjdaafcbj, jkuresxcbb, bcddgn, and itrsvhhgds! Damn - they've switched the friggin 'shhhhh it's a secret' filter on again!
Shhhhhhh your secret is out...Its me
That means foursome!
Oh now what a foursome that would be
Why do I picture three smiling happy female faces - and a lifeless limp body pleading "I can't push it any faster" in a Scotty from Star Trek voice!
Because you have no vision !!!! You can rest a while and watch - Im sure we 3 can keep ourselves amused while you recoup
No vision??
Surely that was 'Geordi La Forge' - not Scotty? "He could feel his way Im sure | |||
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