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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have one on my sons football coach! He's fecking gorgeous. Even more gorgeous in my head, naked

Who's yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would be telling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one on my sons hockey coach!

Though I'm pretty sure all the other mums do also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well...she's a woman with a face and hair and boobies. Yep, definitely boobies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I might kidnap him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was to make a freshly squeezed fruit drink, and not tell anyone about it, would that be considered a secret crush?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my clients. I live in hope of the porno plumber-lady of the house scenario .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One of my clients. I live in hope of the porno plumber-lady of the house scenario .

They have plumbing in sheep enclosures?!

Well blow me down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of my clients. I live in hope of the porno plumber-lady of the house scenario .

They have plumbing in sheep enclosures?!

Well blow me down!"

Your such a jerk!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of my clients. I live in hope of the porno plumber-lady of the house scenario .

They have plumbing in sheep enclosures?!

Well blow me down!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have one on my sons hockey coach!

Though I'm pretty sure all the other mums do also."

Im sitting on a table outside the bar with perfect view of the pitch.

I can see his nipples through his shirt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One of my clients. I live in hope of the porno plumber-lady of the house scenario .

They have plumbing in sheep enclosures?!

Well blow me down!

Your such a jerk!!

Pahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of my clients. I live in hope of the porno plumber-lady of the house scenario .

They have plumbing in sheep enclosures?!

Well blow me down!

Bet he imagines a different sort of blow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Granddaughters Teachers pretty fit... Thinking about it

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I have one on my sons hockey coach!

Though I'm pretty sure all the other mums do also.

Im sitting on a table outside the bar with perfect view of the pitch.

I can see his nipples through his shirt

Keep your hands on the table in plain view. Don't want you getting arrested

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have one on my sons hockey coach!

Though I'm pretty sure all the other mums do also.

Im sitting on a table outside the bar with perfect view of the pitch.

I can see his nipples through his shirt

Keep your hands on the table in plain view. Don't want you getting arrested"

Oooh handcuffs!

I think I need putting down

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I have one on my sons hockey coach!

Though I'm pretty sure all the other mums do also.

Im sitting on a table outside the bar with perfect view of the pitch.

I can see his nipples through his shirt

Keep your hands on the table in plain view. Don't want you getting arrested

Oooh handcuffs!

I think I need putting down

Or a shag to get you thinking straight again.

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

The women on here are preditory. Lol

Dave

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have one on my sons hockey coach!

Though I'm pretty sure all the other mums do also.

Im sitting on a table outside the bar with perfect view of the pitch.

I can see his nipples through his shirt

Keep your hands on the table in plain view. Don't want you getting arrested

Oooh handcuffs!

I think I need putting down

Or a shag to get you thinking straight again. "

You offering?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The women on here are preditory. Lol

Dave"

You say it like its a bad thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have one on my sons football coach! He's fecking gorgeous. Even more gorgeous in my head, naked

Who's yours?

Hadn't realised I coached your kid, give me a big smile and let's see what happens next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have lots of crushes on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have one on my sons football coach! He's fecking gorgeous. Even more gorgeous in my head, naked

Who's yours?

Hadn't realised I coached your kid, give me a big smile and let's see what happens next

Dave you dont look a day over 30

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Oooh I've got a few... Got help any if I get my hands on them tho. I'm sex starved

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I have one on my sons hockey coach!

Though I'm pretty sure all the other mums do also.

Im sitting on a table outside the bar with perfect view of the pitch.

I can see his nipples through his shirt

Keep your hands on the table in plain view. Don't want you getting arrested

Oooh handcuffs!

I think I need putting down

Or a shag to get you thinking straight again.

You offering?

I would but I'm busy tonight

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I don't have any lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have one on my sons hockey coach!

Though I'm pretty sure all the other mums do also.

Im sitting on a table outside the bar with perfect view of the pitch.

I can see his nipples through his shirt

Keep your hands on the table in plain view. Don't want you getting arrested

Oooh handcuffs!

I think I need putting down

Or a shag to get you thinking straight again.

You offering?

I would but I'm busy tonight

It's ok as soon as I get in im rolling myself up in cotton wool and bleating all the way to Maidstone!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh I've got a few... Got help any if I get my hands on them tho. I'm sex starved

Join the club

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't have any lol...

Bums on fire!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my neighbours is yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well...she's a woman with a face and hair and boobies. Yep, definitely boobies.

And a pulse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *scariMan
over a year ago

Taunton

"I have one on my sons football coach! He's fecking gorgeous. Even more gorgeous in my head, naked

Who's yours?

i have several, 2 on here, not looking for single guys

and the manageress of my local spar!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well...she's a woman with a face and hair and boobies. Yep, definitely boobies.

And a pulse

Or still warm at least!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Oooh I've got a few... Got help any if I get my hands on them tho. I'm sex starved

Join the club

If the situation gets any worse I'm gonna have to go clubbing and get a ten to 2-er....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh I've got a few... Got help any if I get my hands on them tho. I'm sex starved

Join the club

If the situation gets any worse I'm gonna have to go clubbing and get a ten to 2-er.... "

That's low friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sons teacher, she isnt drop dead gorgeous and she hasnt got a body to die for but theres just something about her that gets me going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant possibly say or it wouldn't be a secret.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I cant possibly say or it wouldn't be a secret."

I agree....

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

"The women on here are preditory. Lol

Dave

You say it like its a bad thing!"

Nah, you just scare him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Spoilsports!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The women on here are preditory. Lol

Dave

You say it like its a bad thing!

Nah, you just scare him

And thats with make up on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spoilsports!"

Yup thats me.....and they would read it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spoilsports!

Yup thats me.....and they would read it

Its ME it's ME

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I wonder if anyone has a crush on me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if anyone has a crush on me...

Im not shy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wonder if anyone has a crush on me...

It's the 3rd person

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I wonder if anyone has a crush on me...

Im not shy

Sssssshhh someone might get jealous....

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Oooh I've got a few... Got help any if I get my hands on them tho. I'm sex starved

Join the club

If the situation gets any worse I'm gonna have to go clubbing and get a ten to 2-er....

That's low friend

Desperate times.... Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if anyone has a crush on me...

Im not shy

And me ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if anyone has a crush on me...

Im not shy

Sssssshhh someone might get jealous....

Hahahaha jealous .. I can't help my crushes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if anyone has a crush on me...

It's the 3rd person

Busted

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Oooh I've got a few... Got help any if I get my hands on them tho. I'm sex starved

Join the club

If the situation gets any worse I'm gonna have to go clubbing and get a ten to 2-er.... "

How does that compare to the pint guide?

Is it a 6 Pinter or closer to an 8 Pinter ?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I wonder if anyone has a crush on me...

It's the 3rd person

Busted

Awwwww

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh I've got a few... Got help any if I get my hands on them tho. I'm sex starved

Join the club

If the situation gets any worse I'm gonna have to go clubbing and get a ten to 2-er....

How does that compare to the pint guide?

Is it a 6 Pinter or closer to an 8 Pinter ?"
its a 75cl'er!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if anyone has a crush on me...

It's the 3rd person

Busted

Awwwww

I would say I saw you first ... but I didn't

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I wonder if anyone has a crush on me...

It's the 3rd person

Busted

Awwwww

I would say I saw you first ... but I didn't

I'll just have the pair of you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if anyone has a crush on me...

It's the 3rd person

Busted

Awwwww

I would say I saw you first ... but I didn't

Sharings caring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if anyone has a crush on me...

It's the 3rd person

Busted

Awwwww

I would say I saw you first ... but I didn't

I'll just have the pair of you...

Sterling idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if anyone has a crush on me...

It's the 3rd person

Busted

Awwwww

I would say I saw you first ... but I didn't

Sharings caring

I heard that somewhere too

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Oooh I've got a few... Got help any if I get my hands on them tho. I'm sex starved

Join the club

If the situation gets any worse I'm gonna have to go clubbing and get a ten to 2-er....

How does that compare to the pint guide?

Is it a 6 Pinter or closer to an 8 Pinter ?its a 75cl'er!"

Really ? Hey that's me

Hottie get ya coat we are outta here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh I've got a few... Got help any if I get my hands on them tho. I'm sex starved

Join the club

If the situation gets any worse I'm gonna have to go clubbing and get a ten to 2-er....

How does that compare to the pint guide?

Is it a 6 Pinter or closer to an 8 Pinter ?its a 75cl'er!

Really ? Hey that's me

Hottie get ya coat we are outta here

Thought you said you were busy?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have several secret crushes!!!

For starters there's vdeyijjjdaafcbj, jkuresxcbb, bcddgn, and itrsvhhgds!

Damn - they've switched the friggin 'shhhhh it's a secret' filter on again!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Oooh I've got a few... Got help any if I get my hands on them tho. I'm sex starved

Join the club

If the situation gets any worse I'm gonna have to go clubbing and get a ten to 2-er....

How does that compare to the pint guide?

Is it a 6 Pinter or closer to an 8 Pinter ?its a 75cl'er!

Really ? Hey that's me

Hottie get ya coat we are outta here

Thought you said you were busy?!

I am but it will all be over by ten to two

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Oooh I've got a few... Got help any if I get my hands on them tho. I'm sex starved

Join the club

If the situation gets any worse I'm gonna have to go clubbing and get a ten to 2-er....

How does that compare to the pint guide?

Is it a 6 Pinter or closer to an 8 Pinter ?"

It's neither really. You just hang around till closing and see who looks the most promising out of the sad buggers that are left... Lol x

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Oooh I've got a few... Got help any if I get my hands on them tho. I'm sex starved

Join the club

If the situation gets any worse I'm gonna have to go clubbing and get a ten to 2-er....

How does that compare to the pint guide?

Is it a 6 Pinter or closer to an 8 Pinter ?its a 75cl'er!

Really ? Hey that's me

Hottie get ya coat we are outta here

Thought you said you were busy?!

I am but it will all be over by ten to two

Five to 2. Doesn't start till ten to. Lol x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I have several secret crushes!!!

For starters there's vdeyijjjdaafcbj, jkuresxcbb, bcddgn, and itrsvhhgds!

Damn - they've switched the friggin 'shhhhh it's a secret' filter on again!

Shhhhhhh your secret is out...Its me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must admit to stalking at least 5 of you .... purely for recreational purposes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have several secret crushes!!!

For starters there's vdeyijjjdaafcbj, jkuresxcbb, bcddgn, and itrsvhhgds!

Damn - they've switched the friggin 'shhhhh it's a secret' filter on again!

Shhhhhhh your secret is out...Its me

That means foursome!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I have several secret crushes!!!

For starters there's vdeyijjjdaafcbj, jkuresxcbb, bcddgn, and itrsvhhgds!

Damn - they've switched the friggin 'shhhhh it's a secret' filter on again!

Shhhhhhh your secret is out...Its me

That means foursome!"

Oh now what a foursome that would be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have several secret crushes!!!

For starters there's vdeyijjjdaafcbj, jkuresxcbb, bcddgn, and itrsvhhgds!

Damn - they've switched the friggin 'shhhhh it's a secret' filter on again!

Shhhhhhh your secret is out...Its me

That means foursome!

Oh now what a foursome that would be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must admit to stalking at least 5 of you .... purely for recreational purposes

5 hmmm im in double figures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must admit to stalking at least 5 of you .... purely for recreational purposes

5 hmmm im in double figures

Give me time give me time

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I must admit to stalking at least 5 of you .... purely for recreational purposes

5 hmmm im in double figures

Perv lol

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over a year ago

"I must admit to stalking at least 5 of you .... purely for recreational purposes

5 hmmm im in double figures

Perv lol

Hahaha YES

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I must admit to stalking at least 5 of you .... purely for recreational purposes

5 hmmm im in double figures

Perv lol

Hahaha YES

I am liking your style lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have several secret crushes!!!

For starters there's vdeyijjjdaafcbj, jkuresxcbb, bcddgn, and itrsvhhgds!

Damn - they've switched the friggin 'shhhhh it's a secret' filter on again!

Shhhhhhh your secret is out...Its me

That means foursome!

Oh now what a foursome that would be

Why do I picture three smiling happy female faces - and a lifeless limp body pleading "I can't push it any faster" in a Scotty from Star Trek voice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have one on my sons football coach! He's fecking gorgeous. Even more gorgeous in my head, naked

Who's yours?

Hadn't realised I coached your kid, give me a big smile and let's see what happens next

Dave you dont look a day over 30

Do you really want to see me naked?

you only have to ask

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I have several secret crushes!!!

For starters there's vdeyijjjdaafcbj, jkuresxcbb, bcddgn, and itrsvhhgds!

Damn - they've switched the friggin 'shhhhh it's a secret' filter on again!

Shhhhhhh your secret is out...Its me

That means foursome!

Oh now what a foursome that would be

Why do I picture three smiling happy female faces - and a lifeless limp body pleading "I can't push it any faster" in a Scotty from Star Trek voice!

Admit it you would love it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have several secret crushes!!!

For starters there's vdeyijjjdaafcbj, jkuresxcbb, bcddgn, and itrsvhhgds!

Damn - they've switched the friggin 'shhhhh it's a secret' filter on again!

Shhhhhhh your secret is out...Its me

That means foursome!

Oh now what a foursome that would be

Why do I picture three smiling happy female faces - and a lifeless limp body pleading "I can't push it any faster" in a Scotty from Star Trek voice!

Because you have no vision !!!! You can rest a while and watch - Im sure we 3 can keep ourselves amused while you recoup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have several secret crushes!!!

For starters there's vdeyijjjdaafcbj, jkuresxcbb, bcddgn, and itrsvhhgds!

Damn - they've switched the friggin 'shhhhh it's a secret' filter on again!

Shhhhhhh your secret is out...Its me

That means foursome!

Oh now what a foursome that would be

Why do I picture three smiling happy female faces - and a lifeless limp body pleading "I can't push it any faster" in a Scotty from Star Trek voice!

Its ok obi i will give you oranges and a sponge at half time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have several secret crushes!!!

For starters there's vdeyijjjdaafcbj, jkuresxcbb, bcddgn, and itrsvhhgds!

Damn - they've switched the friggin 'shhhhh it's a secret' filter on again!

Shhhhhhh your secret is out...Its me

That means foursome!

Oh now what a foursome that would be

Why do I picture three smiling happy female faces - and a lifeless limp body pleading "I can't push it any faster" in a Scotty from Star Trek voice!

Because you have no vision !!!! You can rest a while and watch - Im sure we 3 can keep ourselves amused while you recoup

No vision??

Surely that was 'Geordi La Forge' - not Scotty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have several secret crushes!!!

For starters there's vdeyijjjdaafcbj, jkuresxcbb, bcddgn, and itrsvhhgds!

Damn - they've switched the friggin 'shhhhh it's a secret' filter on again!

Shhhhhhh your secret is out...Its me

That means foursome!

Oh now what a foursome that would be

Why do I picture three smiling happy female faces - and a lifeless limp body pleading "I can't push it any faster" in a Scotty from Star Trek voice!

Because you have no vision !!!! You can rest a while and watch - Im sure we 3 can keep ourselves amused while you recoup

No vision??

Surely that was 'Geordi La Forge' - not Scotty?

He could feel his way Im sure

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