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By *EAT..85 OP Woman
5 weeks ago

Nottingham

Creme egg?

Will you buy or receive any Easter eggs for this Sunday?

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
5 weeks ago

Manchester

I don't 🤢

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
5 weeks ago

Manchester

I never get any easter eggs now 😢 but I've bought some for my niece and nephew.

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By *heVikingJarlMan
5 weeks ago

behind you

Oh I like to nibble the top off then lick out the centre mmm

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By *oeBeansMan
5 weeks ago

Derby

Bite the top off, lick the sugary fondant out, eat the rest 😇

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By *ickshawedCouple
5 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I've always found them too sickly.

I have purchased Easter eggs for the children, but I don't expect any for myself. I've only got them small ones this year. I make Easter special by doing an egg hunt. I put little sweets in plastic eggs and hide them round the house and garden. I might even do clues to larger prizes. It's more fun than Christmas

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
5 weeks ago

Swansea

2 bites and it's gone. I don't play with my food.

... to make it fun when reading my comment say it with half a Creme egg in your mouth 🤣

Mrs

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By *anielpiercedMan
5 weeks ago

I find Creme eggs way too sickly to eat, Cadbury's mini eggs are where it's at.

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By *EAT..85 OP Woman
5 weeks ago

Nottingham

"I've always found them too sickly.

I miss the days of Easter egg hunts.

My kids did one for me a couple of years ago. They clearly thought I was 7ft tall with some of the ridiculous places they stood on chairs to hide them! 😂

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By *rSircumsizedMan
5 weeks ago

Newport

In one.

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By *xydadbodMan
5 weeks ago

Milton keynes

I doubt I'll get any this year but I've been trying to cut down on the chocolates lately

I know, whose idea was that?

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By *vaRoseWoman
5 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Well the last one I had I spread the filling on his cock and sucked it off. Not my usual way but definitely one of the more memorable

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
5 weeks ago

North West mainly. Sometimes London/SouthWest

Another nibbler of the top, lick out the contents then eat the chocolate shell 🙃🍭

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By *jyesplsMan
5 weeks ago

Bromley

I’ll lick it and nibble it

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By *jyesplsMan
5 weeks ago

Bromley

Sometimes I get my fingers in there

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By *inkyLips2.0Woman
5 weeks ago

Debauchery

I once made an ex place one inside himself before we went to a party, I did not eat it but is another way to wear one

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By *rAndMrsLilCouple
5 weeks ago

Barnsley

All innuendos aside, I eat them from top to bottom. Got to get the cream and the chocolate in the same bite!

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By *rSuave88Man
5 weeks ago

Mirfield

Grab a hammer (or similar instrument). Smash the egg. Unwrap the foil. Empty contents onto plate. Tuck napkin into collar. Pick up knife and fork. Voilà. 🍽

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Bite and eat the top third then lick out the cream before popping the remaining shell into my mouth to melt 🙈

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
5 weeks ago

Newtownabbey

I hate creme eggs

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
5 weeks ago

Always on the move

Nibble the top off. Tongue out the filling completely, devour whole remaining egg

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By *ature curvyWoman
5 weeks ago

Sheffield

Don't like them at all 🤢

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By *oonbath89Man
5 weeks ago

radstock

Try and bite a hole in the top without it breaking and get my tongue in there and lick out every bit inside

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By *edbath 5Man
5 weeks ago

london

Top off tongue in and lick the cream out.

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By *a LunaWoman
5 weeks ago

Wherever the wind takes me

Cream eggs are a bit too sweet these days, and not as gooey inside as I remember.

I’ve bought some for my mum and kids. I think my mum has got me one.

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By *aizyWoman
5 weeks ago

west midlands

I buy a box of 5, eat 3, then sit thinking about the last 2 rattling around in the box on their own, then eat them as well.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
5 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

I don’t like them at all. I’ll take all the mini eggs

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By *inkyLips2.0Woman
5 weeks ago

Debauchery

"I buy a box of 5, eat 3, then sit thinking about the last 2 rattling around in the box on their own, then eat them as well."

Guilty as charged 🤦🏽‍♀️

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By *eoBloomsMan
5 weeks ago

Springfield

Will buy myself a white chocolate egg as it reminds me of growing up, and get my son a Harry Potter egg for the same reason.

Like La Luna I find creme eggs far too sweet.

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By *aizyWoman
5 weeks ago

west midlands

"I buy a box of 5, eat 3, then sit thinking about the last 2 rattling around in the box on their own, then eat them as well.

Guilty as charged 🤦🏽‍♀️"

I hate this time of the year, the boxes are on display, every time I go shopping I have to buy a box it's like a compulsion! I scoff them then feel so guilty

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
5 weeks ago

London

I don’t like them.

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
5 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap

I bite the tops off and scoop out the middle with my tongue. It's great tongue exercise.

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By *arried curious guyMan
5 weeks ago

Motherwell

Top off, tongue in is a must

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By *eneralKenobiMan
5 weeks ago

North Angus

I really don’t like them 🫣

I used to but 🤢 now

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By *ensualtongue2023Man
5 weeks ago

furnace

I don’t eat chocolate

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By *oeBeansMan
5 weeks ago

Derby

This actually reminds me of a guy at work. We all used to eat in the canteen at lunch and occasionally they would have cake and custard and during Easter, they would sell small boxes of Mini Eggs and Creme Eggs. This guy would buy the plate of cake and custard, buy a couple of Creme Eggs and put the Creme Eggs in the custard like an absolute animal 😂

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I love creme eggs. 😄

I have a bag full of Easter eggs for Sunday. I've bought several different ones for my daughter, as always. And I've bought a small token one for my wife, which I'll put in her spot on the sofa, and which we'll get around to eating at some point - she loved Easter.

This year I've also bought one for my daughter's boyfriend, whom she wasn't seeing this time last year. Apparently he is indifferent to Easter, it never being a thing in his house, but he's attached to a woman whose family celebrate everything, so he's getting one!

💕

💕🐰🐣🐇🐥

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
5 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

I bite the top of then stick my tongue in it to get the fondant out then just put the rest in my mouth

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By *pen2UMan
5 weeks ago

Telford

I eat mine like I eat pussy after I bite the top off the egg. Tongue right in hitting the sides and making sure I'm treating myself to the goodness inside before stuffing myself with the rest of it.

You've got me wanting one now OP, one being pissy AND an egg!

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By *ild_oatsMan
5 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

"I don’t like them. "

I’m guessing that you wouldn’t be eating 10 in a single go….

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By *pen2UMan
5 weeks ago

Telford

"I don’t like them.

I’m guessing that you wouldn’t be eating 10 in a single go….

I'll take 20 if you've got some spare!

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By *avie65Man
5 weeks ago

In the west.

Cream eggs are the devil’s food. The PLU code for them in supermarkets used to be, and still may be, 666.

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By *entfootloverMan
5 weeks ago

Sevenoaks

The same way I eat my Ferrero Rochers: crack it open then broad tongue licks across the gooey centre...

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
5 weeks ago

Reading

I like the little ones as they are easier to eat.

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Bite the top off, tongue out the middle, eat the rest of the chocolate

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By *HUSH-Man
5 weeks ago

London

I eat mine in 2 bites.

I remember when I used to eat them with a teaspoon as a kid, like I would a normal egg. Bloody shrinkflation.

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
5 weeks ago

A Dirty Hole

I open it up and shove my tongue in it.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
5 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"I open it up and shove my tongue in it. "

That gave me minge twinge

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By *eavensScentCouple
5 weeks ago

Southend

"Well the last one I had I spread the filling on his cock and sucked it off. Not my usual way but definitely one of the more memorable "

You’ve given me ideas now!

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By *eautyabcCouple
5 weeks ago

bridgend

We like to nibble the top off then lick out the centre mmm. I also like to smother Andy in it and lick it off him

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
5 weeks ago

A Dirty Hole

"I open it up and shove my tongue in it.

That gave me minge twinge "

You owe me.

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
5 weeks ago

Edinburgh

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By *orphia2003Woman
5 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Don't like cream eggs. Fat too sickly sweet for me.

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By *arkus1812Man
5 weeks ago

Finedon ,

Creme Eggs - Revolting things.

Best Easter Eggs are at Hotel Chocolat, not cheap but well worth the money.

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By *akedMMan
5 weeks ago

Witney

Creme eggs not for me to sweet and sickly

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By *xstaceyxxTV/TS
5 weeks ago

longeaton,ng10

None.

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By *obb117Man
5 weeks ago

Wantage

I like to bite off the top and lick the inside until the cream is gone. Then eat the shell.

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By *2000ManMan
5 weeks ago

Worthing

I buy several large packs of them, melt them and smear it all over my body.

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By *orbidden eastMan
5 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

"Creme egg?

Will you buy or receive any Easter eggs for this Sunday? "

I nibbled the top and lick out the insides

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By *urry BlokeMan
5 weeks ago

I don't

They are way too sickly sweet for me

I think they are the marmite of chocolate

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
5 weeks ago

Ipswich

Don’t do chocolate

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