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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
5 weeks ago

SOUTHAMPTON

Feeling blue or have a face like thunder,

Roll up here, get four lines of wonder,

Free prose for all, I'm giving it away,

But be quick, I won't be here all day!

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By *vaRoseWoman
5 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Ooh go on then! I’d love a poem

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
5 weeks ago

SOUTHAMPTON

Lovely EvaRose, she likes them to whimper,

Men around her seem to never go limper,

A fair lady in the Forest of Dean,

No one compares to this mighty queen!

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By *vaRoseWoman
5 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"Lovely EvaRose, she likes them to whimper,

Men around her seem to never go limper,

A fair lady in the Forest of Dean,

No one compares to this mighty queen!"

👏👏👏👏👏

Amazing thank you

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By *ensualtongue2023Man
5 weeks ago

furnace

Good job there free is all I can say

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By *etwife8230Couple
5 weeks ago

Newport

Yes plz x

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By *ude LawMan
5 weeks ago

Harrogate

Free poems are always good,

But beware the pitfalls of being sly,

You'll get attention as you rightly should,

Just don't get rumbled if you use AI.

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
5 weeks ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"Good job there free is all I can say "

I considered charging you horny mob,

But don't have the talent to quit my day job,

He's a fiery Scot and quick with the sarcasm,

Got a point though, my prose won't bring an orgasm.

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By *eliWoman
5 weeks ago

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"Free poems are always good,

But beware the pitfalls of being sly,

You'll get attention as you rightly should,

Just don't get rumbled if you use AI."

Can you write me a haiku?

You're fairly good with words.

Thank you.

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By *ude LawMan
5 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Free poems are always good,

But beware the pitfalls of being sly,

You'll get attention as you rightly should,

Just don't get rumbled if you use AI.

Can you write me a haiku?

You're fairly good with words.

Thank you."

Me? Write a haiku?

I don't know how to do this.

Can you please teach me?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
5 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

When is a poem not a poem ?

I'm not feeling blue or down. I,m chipper and sitting in the sun that beams through my bedroom window and drinking tea and doing word puzzles.

Can I have a poem that scans please. Thanks

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
5 weeks ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"Yes plz x"

Wetwife dressed up for Xmas and was under the tree,

I'd believe in Father Christmas if that's what he brought me,

Better than a PS5 or XBox, you get the gist,

I'm already adding you to my list!

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By *ensualtongue2023Man
5 weeks ago

furnace


"Good job there free is all I can say

I considered charging you horny mob,

But don't have the talent to quit my day job,

He's a fiery Scot and quick with the sarcasm,

Got a point though, my prose won't bring an orgasm."

I’m not fiery or Scottish tho

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By *eliWoman
5 weeks ago

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"Free poems are always good,

But beware the pitfalls of being sly,

You'll get attention as you rightly should,

Just don't get rumbled if you use AI.

Can you write me a haiku?

You're fairly good with words.

Thank you.

Me? Write a haiku?

I don't know how to do this.

Can you please teach me?"

Start with the basics.

Think there's some kind of pattern

Maybe x, y, x.

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By *ude LawMan
5 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Free poems are always good,

But beware the pitfalls of being sly,

You'll get attention as you rightly should,

Just don't get rumbled if you use AI.

Can you write me a haiku?

You're fairly good with words.

Thank you.

Me? Write a haiku?

I don't know how to do this.

Can you please teach me?

Start with the basics.

Think there's some kind of pattern

Maybe x, y, x."

I'm a basic man

I don't understand these things

You should all send nudes

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By *lfred1000Man
5 weeks ago

lanson

Why not? Sounds like fun!

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
5 weeks ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"When is a poem not a poem ?

I'm not feeling blue or down. I,m chipper and sitting in the sun that beams through my bedroom window and drinking tea and doing word puzzles.

Can I have a poem that scans please. Thanks

"

Chipper in the morning whilst enjoying the sun,

That's the best way, taking care of number one,

She's drinking her tea is Granny Crumpet,

This is the best I can do so you'll have to like it or lump it.

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
5 weeks ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"Why not? Sounds like fun! "

I hope the other hand is on the wheel,

If the police stop you try and do a deal,

And be careful when changing gear,

One wrong movement and you'll need a hospital near!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
5 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"When is a poem not a poem ?

I'm not feeling blue or down. I,m chipper and sitting in the sun that beams through my bedroom window and drinking tea and doing word puzzles.

Can I have a poem that scans please. Thanks

Chipper in the morning whilst enjoying the sun,

That's the best way, taking care of number one,

She's drinking her tea is Granny Crumpet,

This is the best I can do so you'll have to like it or lump it."

I don't have to like it but I do.

Thank you , internet person.

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By *eliWoman
5 weeks ago

.


"Free poems are always good,

But beware the pitfalls of being sly,

You'll get attention as you rightly should,

Just don't get rumbled if you use AI.

Can you write me a haiku?

You're fairly good with words.

Thank you.

Me? Write a haiku?

I don't know how to do this.

Can you please teach me?

Start with the basics.

Think there's some kind of pattern

Maybe x, y, x.

I'm a basic man

I don't understand these things

You should all send nudes"

C-

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
5 weeks ago

SOUTHAMPTON


"Free poems are always good,

But beware the pitfalls of being sly,

You'll get attention as you rightly should,

Just don't get rumbled if you use AI."

There's no use of that dangerous AI,

I think old Elon's got bigger fish to fry,

Although it would save me effort and time,

Trying to think of words that bloody rhyme!

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By *ude LawMan
5 weeks ago

Harrogate


"C-"

This is still a pass

Albeit not a great one

I didn't revise

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
5 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Nude Law in Spring

Blossoms can’t compete

with those flexed and rising hills —

springtime bares its best.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
5 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Moonlit Meli

Night rests on her curves,

silver clamps like twin anchors —

pleasure held in poise.

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By *hrisone85 OP   Man
5 weeks ago

SOUTHAMPTON

Fantastic Granny Crumpet,

Your vocabulary and ability puts me to shame,

I'll either have to wind this up,

Or majorly up my game.

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By *eoBloomsMan
5 weeks ago

Springfield

Wordle and Earl Gray

Spring sunshine lights her morning

Illumination

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
5 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"Fantastic Granny Crumpet,

Your vocabulary and ability puts me to shame,

I'll either have to wind this up,

Or majorly up my game."

Not at all. I am enjoying your rhymes Chris. Offered and accepted in earnest fun, brightening the forum for all. Keep doing it.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
5 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"Wordle and Earl Gray

Spring sunshine lights her morning

Illumination "

Tea steam curls at dawn.

He winks at ninety-nine dreams,

leaves one steeping still.

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By *lfred1000Man
5 weeks ago

lanson


"Why not? Sounds like fun!

I hope the other hand is on the wheel,

If the police stop you try and do a deal,

And be careful when changing gear,

One wrong movement and you'll need a hospital near!"

Well done!

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By *ildTimes.Man
5 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Loud noises 🥪

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