FabSwingers.com forum: Dead body

By *upersonic Sam OP Man
5 weeks ago

wigan

So who's going to find yours?

I live alone with no family, the only person to knock at my door this year was from the office of national statistic, I fear I'm going to rot until the bank runs dry and the bailiffs come knocking

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *discreetprofessionalXMan
5 weeks ago

Liverpool

…the gimp

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
5 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Probably the dog walker 💜

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lowupdollTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/London

My final act will be to drag my dying body to a local cafe. Given how many clog up tables without buying anything I’m sure it’ll be a while before my body is discovered.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aron Van WinkleMan
5 weeks ago

A Dirty Hole

I thought about this a lot, and it did worry me.

It’s sad a lot of people might pass like this and not be found for days/weeks.

I sat and thought and figured I’d be found within a week, and it would have been my kids, which made me scared.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ortney FoxxxWoman
5 weeks ago

Honeysuckle lane

[Removed by poster at 16/04/25 12:32:25]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anielpiercedMan
5 weeks ago

The fire brigade probably when they inevitably scoop me up off the floor after a high speed motorcycle collision.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ortney FoxxxWoman
5 weeks ago

Honeysuckle lane

It would be my son I pray this isn’t the case though & I die in hospital 🤞🏻where there’s nurses & probably his partner would be there to soften the blow for him

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lowupdollTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/London

Does this also apply if I’m just dead on the inside?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *luebell888Woman
5 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Not sure who will find me but hopefully I will be found sooner than later and my body isn't smelly and covered in flies.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inkyycurvyyWoman
5 weeks ago

Manchester

I'll probably end up getting run over crossing the road with my loud shouty music in my headphones, so whoever is driving. Sorry.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *usie pTV/TS
5 weeks ago

taunton

When it happens I don't think you will be the least bit concerned about it.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oughmanMan
5 weeks ago

Sunderland

Probably the police eventually. Or the housing association I rent from the minute I miss a payment.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *xfordjohnMan
5 weeks ago

Oxford

Having just realised I've now been living on my own for the longest time ever in my life (two years), this question has occurred to me. I don't know who would miss me first but when it happens, my reputation will take a blow when they see the erotic collage on my bedroom wall!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *itty69xWoman
5 weeks ago

all over

My cats probably

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

RNLI... I might just do a Reggie and walk into the sea on my last day...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *erry bull1Man
5 weeks ago

doncaster

When you’re dead you’re dead , do it doesn’t bother me who finds me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *alcon2Man
5 weeks ago

North

Possibly a neighbour.

Mine are all quite friendly.

If they don't see me for a few weeks they come round and ring the doorbell to check I'm alright.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ucka39Man
5 weeks ago

Newcastle

Most likely the TV licence why haven't I paid

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ucka39Man
5 weeks ago

Newcastle

"Most likely the TV licence why haven't I paid "

Do have loads of people in the street who if don't see me around would come knocking but as above these would force entry

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ocketman81Man
5 weeks ago

Ennis

I hope to go out in a blaze of glory, na just kidding.

Probably be my one of my kids,

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r.and.Mrs.DSCouple
5 weeks ago

Somewhere in Neverland

Probably the Mr, or the kids. Wow, what a horrible thought! Depends when and how I go, I guess.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *orthampton jamesMan
5 weeks ago

Northampton

My cat, he meows quite loud for his breakfast at around 6am so by 7am the neighbours may realise something not quite right

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *alcon2Man
5 weeks ago

North

Like you OP i don't have direct family, no kids etc...but where I may differ is that my extended family is huge..uncles, aunties, siblings, neices, cousins...all over the world too (sometimes I have to hide from them..)

I also have lots of friends that would probably come over if I didn't answer my whatsapp messages quickly enough...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *sleWightCoupleCouple
5 weeks ago

Ryde

This reminds me of a bit of a running theme during the 90s of actors falling on hard times who became ill and died in their homes.

In these instances, the bodies remained undiscovered for a couple of weeks, and they had to be scraped off of their carpets.

Two whom spring to mind are/were Return of the Jedi/Fawlty Towers actress Claire Davenport and 70s sex bomb Minah Bird, who graced films like The Stud and The Four Dimensions of Greta.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hirleyMan
5 weeks ago

somewhere

I read that the reason homeless sleep in doorways is because of this.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tlanshiaWoman
5 weeks ago

Chatham

My dogs will eat me, and I'm good with that.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *alcon2Man
5 weeks ago

North

[Removed by poster at 16/04/25 18:23:54]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *alcon2Man
5 weeks ago

North

OP...I just thought..not to derail the thread ..do you think that this maybe a cultural thing?..

In the way that it's not rare that old people here can live a quite isolated existence in their later years.

My folks came from other countries.

(-I have an extended irish and indian side)

One of my folks' old friends is nearly 90, I try and speak to him every few weeks. He doesnt have children and lives on his own. .. (hes in wigan actually )

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iaisonseekerMan
5 weeks ago

Liverpool

Whichever woman is riding me to the afterlife

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ora the explorerWoman
5 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

I’d be found within 10 minutes. Nobody bloody leaves me alone for longer than that! 🤣

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *urves and MischiefWoman
5 weeks ago

North West mainly. Sometimes London/SouthWest

I can’t even go for a piss without my dog letting me know he feels alone and abandoned … I’d still be warm when found

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

I have a sneaky feeling I'm immortal so on that basis I'll be the last here. So nobody.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *irthandgirthMan
5 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Probably my downstairs neighbour when I start leaking through the floorboards.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

The cat 🐈

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread