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By *onnachakeane OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dundrum

So a guy offers to join your party with a Bribe of donuts….. you accept on the basis that he has to hang said donuts on his ding dong and offers them around to other party goers…..the highest bidder wins

A standard donut is an inch thick…. Who’s bidding the most donuts or who would you nominate?

I can bring 7 donuts 😉

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By *oeBeansMan
14 weeks ago

Derby

Wait, so am I the guy bringing the doughnuts, or the the guy whose party it is? 🤔

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By *r Bond.Man
14 weeks ago

Moving Around the Midlands


"Wait, so am I the guy bringing the doughnuts, or the the guy whose party it is? 🤔"

Either way I would politely decline the offer of a donut 😂

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
14 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

Can I bring the jam filled ones and not the ones with a hole?

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By *onnachakeane OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dundrum


"Wait, so am I the guy bringing the doughnuts, or the the guy whose party it is? 🤔"

As a guy you’re bringing the donuts…

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By *onnachakeane OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dundrum


"Can I bring the jam filled ones and not the ones with a hole? "

Of course…. Messier the better…

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By *ickshawedCouple
14 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Can I bring the jam filled ones and not the ones with a hole? "

Why not just bring the doughnut holes and say they were already chocolate covered...

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
14 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire


"Can I bring the jam filled ones and not the ones with a hole?

Why not just bring the doughnut holes and say they were already chocolate covered..."

^messier the better the op said.

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By *rdere OpusCouple
14 weeks ago

Brum - ish

Obi may have a view on this.

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By *oeBeansMan
14 weeks ago

Derby


"Wait, so am I the guy bringing the doughnuts, or the the guy whose party it is? 🤔

As a guy you’re bringing the donuts… "

In that case, I'll say I'll bring the doughnuts, buy the doughnuts, stay home, watch TV, eat the doughnuts, and everything's coming up Joe 😎

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By *FGIHMan
14 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Basically another size thread

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By *EAT..85Woman
14 weeks ago

Nottingham

I'll just buy my own donuts and eat them all. Cocks are ten a penny.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

I prefer my doughnuts to be virgins..and if they are to be carried around on my knob..well..I'd just eat all, erm, both of them.

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By *vaRoseWoman
5 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Well after some experimentation and establishing that Tesco sugar ring donuts are rather a lot thicker than 1”…. I can safely say that 5 is a very comfortable amount 😈🤣🤣

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By *eriScotMan
5 weeks ago

Scottish Borders

i feel like we need a live competition

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By *vaRoseWoman
5 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"i feel like we need a live competition"

Fab forum challenge for the menfolk and penis owners?

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By *r.ZeusMan
5 weeks ago

Basgiath War College


"Well after some experimentation and establishing that Tesco sugar ring donuts are rather a lot thicker than 1”…. I can safely say that 5 is a very comfortable amount 😈🤣🤣"

5 you say

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
5 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"i feel like we need a live competition

Fab forum challenge for the menfolk and penis owners?"

💯 yes!

Tink 🙂

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By *vaRoseWoman
5 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"Well after some experimentation and establishing that Tesco sugar ring donuts are rather a lot thicker than 1”…. I can safely say that 5 is a very comfortable amount 😈🤣🤣

5 you say "

👀 as if by magic there they are

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
5 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Well after some experimentation and establishing that Tesco sugar ring donuts are rather a lot thicker than 1”…. I can safely say that 5 is a very comfortable amount 😈🤣🤣

5 you say

👀 as if by magic there they are "

I feel I need photographic evidence 🤣🤣

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By *eriScotMan
5 weeks ago

Scottish Borders


"i feel like we need a live competition

Fab forum challenge for the menfolk and penis owners?

💯 yes!

Tink 🙂 "

Im up for that, name the time and place

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By *ackformore100Man
5 weeks ago

Tin town

Is that lynx can / sky remote contest?

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By *r.ZeusMan
5 weeks ago

Basgiath War College

The evidence might have been eaten after 🤣

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By *vaRoseWoman
5 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"The evidence might have been eaten after 🤣"

I only had one!

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
5 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"The evidence might have been eaten after 🤣"

😳🤤

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
5 weeks ago

Voldsøy


"The evidence might have been eaten after 🤣

I only had one!"

But did you wait until you'd finished to lick your lips? 🤔

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By *vaRoseWoman
5 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"The evidence might have been eaten after 🤣

I only had one!

But did you wait until you'd finished to lick your lips? 🤔"

I didn’t even wait to lick my lips while I was stacking them 🤣😈

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
5 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"The evidence might have been eaten after 🤣"

With or without the use of hands ?? 🤔🤣🤣

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By *hunky GentMan
5 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Id have to buy a box of 12.

Only so I can have 6 first

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

5 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Obi may have a view on this. "

9 weeks later and I stumbled across this. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😂😂

The issue isnt how thick the donuts are. It's how small the hole in the middle is. 🤷‍♂️

*and yes...this was a forum challenge about 13 years ago.

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By *vaRoseWoman
5 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Cookie cutters darling

They help accomplish the girth restriction issue

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
5 weeks ago

Voldsøy


"The evidence might have been eaten after 🤣

I only had one!

But did you wait until you'd finished to lick your lips? 🤔

I didn’t even wait to lick my lips while I was stacking them 🤣😈"

👏🤣 I can see why! 😈

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Can we see some applicants photos of said donuts on their ding -dongs please..... asking for a friend....

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By *vaRoseWoman
5 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"Can we see some applicants photos of said donuts on their ding -dongs please..... asking for a friend.... "

Asking for me too!

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By *midnight-Woman
5 weeks ago

...

Mmmmm I would like to eat said donuts

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

5 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Can we see some applicants photos of said donuts on their ding -dongs please..... asking for a friend....

Asking for me too!"

You'll have to wait for an updated one from me till next week after I've been shopping.

The 2012 home made donut is back on the profile though. 😇😇

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By *r.EdibleMan
5 weeks ago

Fraserburgh

I'm not fond of donuts at all, so this is not for me, but I do like to count the number of CDs a woman can hang on a stiff nipple (I know that is very much a 90's past time, but there must be some discs still kicking about )

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
5 weeks ago

Altrincham


"Baron Van Winkle - Can I bring the jam filled ones and not the ones with a hole? "

The custard ones are my preference

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By *vaRoseWoman
5 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"Baron Van Winkle - Can I bring the jam filled ones and not the ones with a hole?

The custard ones are my preference "

Custard donuts are the elite tier of donuts

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I'm not fond of donuts at all, so this is not for me, but I do like to count the number of CDs a woman can hang on a stiff nipple (I know that is very much a 90's past time, but there must be some discs still kicking about )"

I find that when I try to hang off a woman's stiff nipple, she falls over. Am I doing something wrong, or do I need to meet a more robust type of woman?

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By *62GeneralMan
5 weeks ago

Loughton


"Baron Van Winkle - Can I bring the jam filled ones and not the ones with a hole?

The custard ones are my preference

Custard donuts are the elite tier of donuts "

Yes they are

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

I'd say around 14 pre baked, flatly rolled donuts would fit on him nicely.

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By *vaRoseWoman
5 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"Can we see some applicants photos of said donuts on their ding -dongs please..... asking for a friend....

Asking for me too!

You'll have to wait for an updated one from me till next week after I've been shopping.

The 2012 home made donut is back on the profile though. 😇😇"

That is a massive ……………… …………………….………………… …………... donut

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
5 weeks ago

West Suffolk


"I'll just buy my own donuts and eat them all. Cocks are ten a penny. "

lol, love this answer

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By *BCBWCCouple (MM)
5 weeks ago

Manchester

not sure we get one on . the hole is not wide enough. ha ha ha

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By *BCBWCCouple (MM)
5 weeks ago

Manchester

not sure we get one on . the hole is not wide enough. ha ha ha

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By *vaRoseWoman
5 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"not sure we get one on . the hole is not wide enough. ha ha ha "

Use a cookie cutter

Where there’s a will there’s a way

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By *FGIHMan
5 weeks ago

Chesterfield

I would let them cool and not do it straight out the fryer

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
5 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"not sure we get one on . the hole is not wide enough. ha ha ha

Use a cookie cutter

Where there’s a willy there’s a way "

... Ftfy 🤣

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By *vaRoseWoman
5 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"not sure we get one on . the hole is not wide enough. ha ha ha

Use a cookie cutter

Where there’s a willy there’s a way ... Ftfy 🤣"

Hahahahaha thank you! I missed a trick there

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
5 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"not sure we get one on . the hole is not wide enough. ha ha ha

Use a cookie cutter

Where there’s a willy there’s a way ... Ftfy 🤣

Hahahahaha thank you! I missed a trick there "

🤣🤣🤣 You're welcome x

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By *ardnutsMan
5 weeks ago

pensby

AI will be my friend here

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By *enuine MikeMan
5 weeks ago

Guildford

Your experiment is somewhat flawed! What happens if the dozen box of Krispy Creme donuts is full of Boston Creams?

How the fuck does one ballance those on one's cock?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
5 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Your experiment is somewhat flawed! What happens if the dozen box of Krispy Creme donuts is full of Boston Creams?

How the fuck does one ballance those on one's cock? "

Try using ring doughnuts 😁

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By *KTim61Man
5 weeks ago

Tipton

Just depends on the donuts but I can bring 5

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By *vaRoseWoman
5 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"Your experiment is somewhat flawed! What happens if the dozen box of Krispy Creme donuts is full of Boston Creams?

How the fuck does one ballance those on one's cock? "

Cross legged zen meditation like Japanese rock balancing ishi-hana

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By *omeones GrumpMan
5 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

.5

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
5 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Your experiment is somewhat flawed! What happens if the dozen box of Krispy Creme donuts is full of Boston Creams?

How the fuck does one ballance those on one's cock?

Cross legged zen meditation like Japanese rock balancing ishi-hana"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *hatgingerguyMan
5 weeks ago

Manchester

I'd end up eating them before they got anywhere near my cock. Mmmmm donuts

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
5 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I'd end up eating them before they got anywhere near my cock. Mmmmm donuts "

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By *uperSalopian7Man
5 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Not sure this was worth it. I'm a sticky mess now!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
5 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Wait, so am I the guy bringing the doughnuts, or the the guy whose party it is? 🤔

As a guy you’re bringing the donuts…

In that case, I'll say I'll bring the doughnuts, buy the doughnuts, stay home, watch TV, eat the doughnuts, and everything's coming up Joe 😎"

Who’s coming up Joe? 👀 Not Tea again

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By *vaRoseWoman
5 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"Not sure this was worth it. I'm a sticky mess now! "

Bravo! 👏 👏 👏

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
5 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Not sure this was worth it. I'm a sticky mess now! "

Pics or it didnt happen 🤣🤣

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By *uperSalopian7Man
5 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

It's on my profile I didn't like having it as my profile pic x

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
5 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"It's on my profile I didn't like having it as my profile pic x"

Very nice

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