FabSwingers.com forum: Breaking News

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A very well paid man has today retired.

The well paid man has been responsible for spending lots of money, shouting at people, child wrangling and getting upset at the BBC on behalf of a major t-shirt manufacturer for the last 30 years.

A friend of the well paid man said "the well paid man really knows how to chew gum and swear"

Another friend of the well paid man said "in the arena of shoe throwing and telling people where to stand in a field there will never be another like him".

It is believed that the well paid man is retiring to spend more time with his money and horses. But he will also take on the job of earning even more money.

After the news of his retirement broke many people arrived at the company hq. Most for the first time. All were attired in a selection of shirts made by the company. One helpless t-shirt slave Khaled, 35, from Papua New Guinea said "I love the company all my life and hope this retirement doesn't make the company like that one In London that has a new well paid man every month".

The well paid man's successor is believed to be a spanish well paid man who is today quoted as saying "A fuck you meeester Abramovich!"