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"Not at all" I agree. A lot of it is utter twaddle and waffle | |||
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"Not at all I agree. A lot of it is utter twaddle and waffle" Mine especially 🤣 | |||
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"I can find them off putting, if I've been chatting with someone and then they start posting updates about needing to "empty their balls" and the like, it is an instant turn off. I'd probably stop chatting with them, it has happened before. " Fucks, now why am I tempted to update that as my status 😂 | |||
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" How important are status updates In forming your opinion of someone? 1 being not at all important 2 being very very important" I do mine because I'm fed up of answering messages with the same reply 😳 | |||
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"I can find them off putting, if I've been chatting with someone and then they start posting updates about needing to "empty their balls" and the like, it is an instant turn off. I'd probably stop chatting with them, it has happened before. Fucks, now why am I tempted to update that as my status 😂" You know you can just stop replying to me if you want to stop talking 🤣 | |||
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"I can find them off putting, if I've been chatting with someone and then they start posting updates about needing to "empty their balls" and the like, it is an instant turn off. I'd probably stop chatting with them, it has happened before. Fucks, now why am I tempted to update that as my status 😂 You know you can just stop replying to me if you want to stop talking 🤣" Hahaha, touché! Though I wanted to let you down gently in a way that made it look like it was your choice 😘 | |||
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"I sometimes update with 'taking the yacht to Monaco, last night for champagne in Dundee if anyone wants to join me'" You forgot the private jet from Monaco to Dundee 🧐 | |||
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"I can find them off putting, if I've been chatting with someone and then they start posting updates about needing to "empty their balls" and the like, it is an instant turn off. I'd probably stop chatting with them, it has happened before. Fucks, now why am I tempted to update that as my status 😂 You know you can just stop replying to me if you want to stop talking 🤣 Hahaha, touché! Though I wanted to let you down gently in a way that made it look like it was your choice 😘" 🥹 Thanks | |||
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"I can find them off putting, if I've been chatting with someone and then they start posting updates about needing to "empty their balls" and the like, it is an instant turn off. I'd probably stop chatting with them, it has happened before. Fucks, now why am I tempted to update that as my status 😂 You know you can just stop replying to me if you want to stop talking 🤣 Hahaha, touché! Though I wanted to let you down gently in a way that made it look like it was your choice 😘 🥹 Thanks " Don’t say I don’t do anything for you 🖤 | |||
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"I sometimes update with 'taking the yacht to Monaco, last night for champagne in Dundee if anyone wants to join me'" Ewwwww Dundee… why would you want to go there 😁 | |||
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"I sometimes update with 'taking the yacht to Monaco, last night for champagne in Dundee if anyone wants to join me' Ewwwww Dundee… why would you want to go there 😁" Cos it isn’t Aberdeen 😂 | |||
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"I sometimes update with 'taking the yacht to Monaco, last night for champagne in Dundee if anyone wants to join me' Ewwwww Dundee… why would you want to go there 😁" Because that"s where my yacht is moored. Ready to return to my home in Monaco. I've come all this way for Battered Haggis and a milkshake from Montrose | |||
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"Thank fuck no one has done the forum status update challenge in a few days then 🤔 " That's a d*unk Friday night thread!!! | |||
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"Thank fuck no one has done the forum status update challenge in a few days then 🤔 That's a d*unk Friday night thread!!! " Full of regrets and cringe Saturday morning usually | |||
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"Mine are pretty random, I expect many others are the same . It's great to read one that makes me smile. The rest I ignore " You’re welcome | |||
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"I sometimes update with 'taking the yacht to Monaco, last night for champagne in Dundee if anyone wants to join me' Ewwwww Dundee… why would you want to go there 😁 Because that"s where my yacht is moored. Ready to return to my home in Monaco. I've come all this way for Battered Haggis and a milkshake from Montrose" I think I saw it you know! Hard to tell amongst all of those floating in the Tay 🛒 | |||
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"I sometimes update with 'taking the yacht to Monaco, last night for champagne in Dundee if anyone wants to join me' Ewwwww Dundee… why would you want to go there 😁 Cos it isn’t Aberdeen 😂" Tbf that’s not a good thing for Dundee 😅 there’s a reason I moved down south | |||
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"I sometimes update with 'taking the yacht to Monaco, last night for champagne in Dundee if anyone wants to join me' Ewwwww Dundee… why would you want to go there 😁 Cos it isn’t Aberdeen 😂 Tbf that’s not a good thing for Dundee 😅 there’s a reason I moved down south " Another Scot 🏴 | |||
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"I sometimes update with 'taking the yacht to Monaco, last night for champagne in Dundee if anyone wants to join me' Ewwwww Dundee… why would you want to go there 😁 Cos it isn’t Aberdeen 😂 Tbf that’s not a good thing for Dundee 😅 there’s a reason I moved down south Another Scot 🏴 " To be honest tho...she is very welcome | |||
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"I sometimes update with 'taking the yacht to Monaco, last night for champagne in Dundee if anyone wants to join me' Ewwwww Dundee… why would you want to go there 😁 Cos it isn’t Aberdeen 😂 Tbf that’s not a good thing for Dundee 😅 there’s a reason I moved down south Another Scot 🏴 To be honest tho...she is very welcome " Does that extend to all of us? 😂 | |||
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"I sometimes update with 'taking the yacht to Monaco, last night for champagne in Dundee if anyone wants to join me' Ewwwww Dundee… why would you want to go there 😁 Cos it isn’t Aberdeen 😂 Tbf that’s not a good thing for Dundee 😅 there’s a reason I moved down south Another Scot 🏴 To be honest tho...she is very welcome Does that extend to all of us? 😂" You Scottish? Probably not then 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I sometimes update with 'taking the yacht to Monaco, last night for champagne in Dundee if anyone wants to join me' Ewwwww Dundee… why would you want to go there 😁 Cos it isn’t Aberdeen 😂 Tbf that’s not a good thing for Dundee 😅 there’s a reason I moved down south Another Scot 🏴 To be honest tho...she is very welcome Does that extend to all of us? 😂" 😁😁 I’ve been adopted 😁😁 | |||
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"I sometimes update with 'taking the yacht to Monaco, last night for champagne in Dundee if anyone wants to join me' Ewwwww Dundee… why would you want to go there 😁 Cos it isn’t Aberdeen 😂 Tbf that’s not a good thing for Dundee 😅 there’s a reason I moved down south Another Scot 🏴 To be honest tho...she is very welcome Does that extend to all of us? 😂 You Scottish? Probably not then 🤣🤣" Is it the tits? It’s the tits isn’t it? 😔 | |||
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"I sometimes update with 'taking the yacht to Monaco, last night for champagne in Dundee if anyone wants to join me' Ewwwww Dundee… why would you want to go there 😁 Cos it isn’t Aberdeen 😂 Tbf that’s not a good thing for Dundee 😅 there’s a reason I moved down south Another Scot 🏴 To be honest tho...she is very welcome Does that extend to all of us? 😂 😁😁 I’ve been adopted 😁😁" That what my sister said to me once....I was only 5!!! | |||
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"I sometimes update with 'taking the yacht to Monaco, last night for champagne in Dundee if anyone wants to join me' Ewwwww Dundee… why would you want to go there 😁 Cos it isn’t Aberdeen 😂 Tbf that’s not a good thing for Dundee 😅 there’s a reason I moved down south Another Scot 🏴 To be honest tho...she is very welcome Does that extend to all of us? 😂 You Scottish? Probably not then 🤣🤣 Is it the tits? It’s the tits isn’t it? 😔 " No, it's certainly more than that 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I sometimes update with 'taking the yacht to Monaco, last night for champagne in Dundee if anyone wants to join me' Ewwwww Dundee… why would you want to go there 😁 Cos it isn’t Aberdeen 😂 Tbf that’s not a good thing for Dundee 😅 there’s a reason I moved down south Another Scot 🏴 To be honest tho...she is very welcome Does that extend to all of us? 😂 You Scottish? Probably not then 🤣🤣 Is it the tits? It’s the tits isn’t it? 😔 No, it's certainly more than that 🤣🤣" Ah well! I’ll bugger ‘orf 😂 | |||
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"I sometimes update with 'taking the yacht to Monaco, last night for champagne in Dundee if anyone wants to join me' Ewwwww Dundee… why would you want to go there 😁 Cos it isn’t Aberdeen 😂 Tbf that’s not a good thing for Dundee 😅 there’s a reason I moved down south Another Scot 🏴 To be honest tho...she is very welcome Does that extend to all of us? 😂 You Scottish? Probably not then 🤣🤣 Is it the tits? It’s the tits isn’t it? 😔 No, it's certainly more than that 🤣🤣 Ah well! I’ll bugger ‘orf 😂" Before you do tho, can you pair my phone up with my ford...I'd do it, but I got a lisp | |||
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"I sometimes update with 'taking the yacht to Monaco, last night for champagne in Dundee if anyone wants to join me' Ewwwww Dundee… why would you want to go there 😁 Cos it isn’t Aberdeen 😂 Tbf that’s not a good thing for Dundee 😅 there’s a reason I moved down south Another Scot 🏴 To be honest tho...she is very welcome Does that extend to all of us? 😂 You Scottish? Probably not then 🤣🤣 Is it the tits? It’s the tits isn’t it? 😔 No, it's certainly more than that 🤣🤣 Ah well! I’ll bugger ‘orf 😂" 😁I shall not stand for exclusion! DO needs adopted too otherwise I’m moving to wales 😁 | |||
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"I sometimes update with 'taking the yacht to Monaco, last night for champagne in Dundee if anyone wants to join me' Ewwwww Dundee… why would you want to go there 😁 Cos it isn’t Aberdeen 😂 Tbf that’s not a good thing for Dundee 😅 there’s a reason I moved down south Another Scot 🏴 To be honest tho...she is very welcome Does that extend to all of us? 😂 You Scottish? Probably not then 🤣🤣 Is it the tits? It’s the tits isn’t it? 😔 No, it's certainly more than that 🤣🤣 Ah well! I’ll bugger ‘orf 😂 😁I shall not stand for exclusion! DO needs adopted too otherwise I’m moving to wales 😁" Psssst! We can steal his phone and his ford for the trip 😂 | |||
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"I sometimes update with 'taking the yacht to Monaco, last night for champagne in Dundee if anyone wants to join me' Ewwwww Dundee… why would you want to go there 😁 Cos it isn’t Aberdeen 😂 Tbf that’s not a good thing for Dundee 😅 there’s a reason I moved down south Another Scot 🏴 To be honest tho...she is very welcome Does that extend to all of us? 😂 You Scottish? Probably not then 🤣🤣 Is it the tits? It’s the tits isn’t it? 😔 No, it's certainly more than that 🤣🤣 Ah well! I’ll bugger ‘orf 😂 😁I shall not stand for exclusion! DO needs adopted too otherwise I’m moving to wales 😁" He's here already, don't think we can unadopt him now | |||
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"I sometimes update with 'taking the yacht to Monaco, last night for champagne in Dundee if anyone wants to join me' Ewwwww Dundee… why would you want to go there 😁 Cos it isn’t Aberdeen 😂 Tbf that’s not a good thing for Dundee 😅 there’s a reason I moved down south Another Scot 🏴 To be honest tho...she is very welcome Does that extend to all of us? 😂 You Scottish? Probably not then 🤣🤣 Is it the tits? It’s the tits isn’t it? 😔 No, it's certainly more than that 🤣🤣 Ah well! I’ll bugger ‘orf 😂 😁I shall not stand for exclusion! DO needs adopted too otherwise I’m moving to wales 😁 Psssst! We can steal his phone and his ford for the trip 😂" Quick! I’ll flash the boobies, you smash and grab! 😁 Just don’t leave me down the street with my boobs out 😅 | |||
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"I sometimes update with 'taking the yacht to Monaco, last night for champagne in Dundee if anyone wants to join me' Ewwwww Dundee… why would you want to go there 😁 Cos it isn’t Aberdeen 😂 Tbf that’s not a good thing for Dundee 😅 there’s a reason I moved down south Another Scot 🏴 To be honest tho...she is very welcome Does that extend to all of us? 😂 You Scottish? Probably not then 🤣🤣 Is it the tits? It’s the tits isn’t it? 😔 No, it's certainly more than that 🤣🤣 Ah well! I’ll bugger ‘orf 😂 😁I shall not stand for exclusion! DO needs adopted too otherwise I’m moving to wales 😁 Psssst! We can steal his phone and his ford for the trip 😂 Quick! I’ll flash the boobies, you smash and grab! 😁 Just don’t leave me down the street with my boobs out 😅" I’ve seen bangbus episodes, I know how this goes 😂😂 | |||
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"I sometimes update with 'taking the yacht to Monaco, last night for champagne in Dundee if anyone wants to join me' Ewwwww Dundee… why would you want to go there 😁 Cos it isn’t Aberdeen 😂 Tbf that’s not a good thing for Dundee 😅 there’s a reason I moved down south Another Scot 🏴 To be honest tho...she is very welcome Does that extend to all of us? 😂 You Scottish? Probably not then 🤣🤣 Is it the tits? It’s the tits isn’t it? 😔 No, it's certainly more than that 🤣🤣 Ah well! I’ll bugger ‘orf 😂 😁I shall not stand for exclusion! DO needs adopted too otherwise I’m moving to wales 😁 Psssst! We can steal his phone and his ford for the trip 😂 Quick! I’ll flash the boobies, you smash and grab! 😁 Just don’t leave me down the street with my boobs out 😅" He won't get far, no petrol, but distract me anyway🤣 | |||
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"I sometimes update with 'taking the yacht to Monaco, last night for champagne in Dundee if anyone wants to join me' Ewwwww Dundee… why would you want to go there 😁 Cos it isn’t Aberdeen 😂 Tbf that’s not a good thing for Dundee 😅 there’s a reason I moved down south Another Scot 🏴 To be honest tho...she is very welcome Does that extend to all of us? 😂 You Scottish? Probably not then 🤣🤣 Is it the tits? It’s the tits isn’t it? 😔 No, it's certainly more than that 🤣🤣 Ah well! I’ll bugger ‘orf 😂 😁I shall not stand for exclusion! DO needs adopted too otherwise I’m moving to wales 😁 Psssst! We can steal his phone and his ford for the trip 😂 Quick! I’ll flash the boobies, you smash and grab! 😁 Just don’t leave me down the street with my boobs out 😅 He won't get far, no petrol, but distract me anyway🤣" Our national drink of choice, buckfast isn’t far off, worth a try 🤷♂️ | |||
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"I sometimes update with 'taking the yacht to Monaco, last night for champagne in Dundee if anyone wants to join me' Ewwwww Dundee… why would you want to go there 😁 Cos it isn’t Aberdeen 😂 Tbf that’s not a good thing for Dundee 😅 there’s a reason I moved down south Another Scot 🏴 To be honest tho...she is very welcome Does that extend to all of us? 😂 You Scottish? Probably not then 🤣🤣 Is it the tits? It’s the tits isn’t it? 😔 No, it's certainly more than that 🤣🤣 Ah well! I’ll bugger ‘orf 😂 😁I shall not stand for exclusion! DO needs adopted too otherwise I’m moving to wales 😁 Psssst! We can steal his phone and his ford for the trip 😂 Quick! I’ll flash the boobies, you smash and grab! 😁 Just don’t leave me down the street with my boobs out 😅 He won't get far, no petrol, but distract me anyway🤣 Our national drink of choice, buckfast isn’t far off, worth a try 🤷♂️" Here, I thought your national drink was Irn Bru 🤔🤔 | |||
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"I sometimes update with 'taking the yacht to Monaco, last night for champagne in Dundee if anyone wants to join me' Ewwwww Dundee… why would you want to go there 😁 Cos it isn’t Aberdeen 😂 Tbf that’s not a good thing for Dundee 😅 there’s a reason I moved down south Another Scot 🏴 To be honest tho...she is very welcome Does that extend to all of us? 😂 You Scottish? Probably not then 🤣🤣 Is it the tits? It’s the tits isn’t it? 😔 No, it's certainly more than that 🤣🤣 Ah well! I’ll bugger ‘orf 😂 😁I shall not stand for exclusion! DO needs adopted too otherwise I’m moving to wales 😁 Psssst! We can steal his phone and his ford for the trip 😂 Quick! I’ll flash the boobies, you smash and grab! 😁 Just don’t leave me down the street with my boobs out 😅 He won't get far, no petrol, but distract me anyway🤣 Our national drink of choice, buckfast isn’t far off, worth a try 🤷♂️ Here, I thought your national drink was Irn Bru 🤔🤔" Buckey Bomb pal, it’s all about a Buckey Bomb | |||
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"I sometimes update with 'taking the yacht to Monaco, last night for champagne in Dundee if anyone wants to join me' Ewwwww Dundee… why would you want to go there 😁 Cos it isn’t Aberdeen 😂 Tbf that’s not a good thing for Dundee 😅 there’s a reason I moved down south Another Scot 🏴 To be honest tho...she is very welcome Does that extend to all of us? 😂 You Scottish? Probably not then 🤣🤣 Is it the tits? It’s the tits isn’t it? 😔 No, it's certainly more than that 🤣🤣 Ah well! I’ll bugger ‘orf 😂 😁I shall not stand for exclusion! DO needs adopted too otherwise I’m moving to wales 😁 Psssst! We can steal his phone and his ford for the trip 😂 Quick! I’ll flash the boobies, you smash and grab! 😁 Just don’t leave me down the street with my boobs out 😅 He won't get far, no petrol, but distract me anyway🤣 Our national drink of choice, buckfast isn’t far off, worth a try 🤷♂️ Here, I thought your national drink was Irn Bru 🤔🤔 Buckey Bomb pal, it’s all about a Buckey Bomb" Sounds disgusting as 🤢🤢 | |||
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"I sometimes update with 'taking the yacht to Monaco, last night for champagne in Dundee if anyone wants to join me' Ewwwww Dundee… why would you want to go there 😁 Cos it isn’t Aberdeen 😂 Tbf that’s not a good thing for Dundee 😅 there’s a reason I moved down south Another Scot 🏴 To be honest tho...she is very welcome Does that extend to all of us? 😂 You Scottish? Probably not then 🤣🤣 Is it the tits? It’s the tits isn’t it? 😔 No, it's certainly more than that 🤣🤣 Ah well! I’ll bugger ‘orf 😂 😁I shall not stand for exclusion! DO needs adopted too otherwise I’m moving to wales 😁 Psssst! We can steal his phone and his ford for the trip 😂 Quick! I’ll flash the boobies, you smash and grab! 😁 Just don’t leave me down the street with my boobs out 😅 He won't get far, no petrol, but distract me anyway🤣 Our national drink of choice, buckfast isn’t far off, worth a try 🤷♂️ Here, I thought your national drink was Irn Bru 🤔🤔 Buckey Bomb pal, it’s all about a Buckey Bomb Sounds disgusting as 🤢🤢" Imagine a jäger bomb, with buckfast and irn-bru.. and you’d be right 🤢 | |||
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"I sometimes update with 'taking the yacht to Monaco, last night for champagne in Dundee if anyone wants to join me' Ewwwww Dundee… why would you want to go there 😁 Cos it isn’t Aberdeen 😂 Tbf that’s not a good thing for Dundee 😅 there’s a reason I moved down south Another Scot 🏴 To be honest tho...she is very welcome Does that extend to all of us? 😂 You Scottish? Probably not then 🤣🤣 Is it the tits? It’s the tits isn’t it? 😔 No, it's certainly more than that 🤣🤣 Ah well! I’ll bugger ‘orf 😂 😁I shall not stand for exclusion! DO needs adopted too otherwise I’m moving to wales 😁 Psssst! We can steal his phone and his ford for the trip 😂 Quick! I’ll flash the boobies, you smash and grab! 😁 Just don’t leave me down the street with my boobs out 😅 He won't get far, no petrol, but distract me anyway🤣 Our national drink of choice, buckfast isn’t far off, worth a try 🤷♂️ Here, I thought your national drink was Irn Bru 🤔🤔 Buckey Bomb pal, it’s all about a Buckey Bomb Sounds disgusting as 🤢🤢 Imagine a jäger bomb, with buckfast and irn-bru.. and you’d be right 🤢 " That's not fit for humans surely... | |||
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"I sometimes update with 'taking the yacht to Monaco, last night for champagne in Dundee if anyone wants to join me' Ewwwww Dundee… why would you want to go there 😁 Cos it isn’t Aberdeen 😂 Tbf that’s not a good thing for Dundee 😅 there’s a reason I moved down south Another Scot 🏴 To be honest tho...she is very welcome Does that extend to all of us? 😂 You Scottish? Probably not then 🤣🤣 Is it the tits? It’s the tits isn’t it? 😔 No, it's certainly more than that 🤣🤣 Ah well! I’ll bugger ‘orf 😂 😁I shall not stand for exclusion! DO needs adopted too otherwise I’m moving to wales 😁 Psssst! We can steal his phone and his ford for the trip 😂 Quick! I’ll flash the boobies, you smash and grab! 😁 Just don’t leave me down the street with my boobs out 😅 He won't get far, no petrol, but distract me anyway🤣 Our national drink of choice, buckfast isn’t far off, worth a try 🤷♂️ Here, I thought your national drink was Irn Bru 🤔🤔 Buckey Bomb pal, it’s all about a Buckey Bomb Sounds disgusting as 🤢🤢 Imagine a jäger bomb, with buckfast and irn-bru.. and you’d be right 🤢 That's not fit for humans surely..." Neither is deep frying anything within arms length, but hey | |||
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"I sometimes update with 'taking the yacht to Monaco, last night for champagne in Dundee if anyone wants to join me' Ewwwww Dundee… why would you want to go there 😁 Cos it isn’t Aberdeen 😂 Tbf that’s not a good thing for Dundee 😅 there’s a reason I moved down south Another Scot 🏴 To be honest tho...she is very welcome Does that extend to all of us? 😂 You Scottish? Probably not then 🤣🤣 Is it the tits? It’s the tits isn’t it? 😔 No, it's certainly more than that 🤣🤣 Ah well! I’ll bugger ‘orf 😂 😁I shall not stand for exclusion! DO needs adopted too otherwise I’m moving to wales 😁 Psssst! We can steal his phone and his ford for the trip 😂 Quick! I’ll flash the boobies, you smash and grab! 😁 Just don’t leave me down the street with my boobs out 😅 He won't get far, no petrol, but distract me anyway🤣 Our national drink of choice, buckfast isn’t far off, worth a try 🤷♂️ Here, I thought your national drink was Irn Bru 🤔🤔 Buckey Bomb pal, it’s all about a Buckey Bomb Sounds disgusting as 🤢🤢 Imagine a jäger bomb, with buckfast and irn-bru.. and you’d be right 🤢 That's not fit for humans surely... Neither is deep frying anything within arms length, but hey " Seeing that you've admitted that I can now officially confirm you as...... British 🤣🤣 | |||
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