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Best one line jokes

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By *tomCom OP   Man
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Q: What is long and hard and has cum in it?

A: a cucumber

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Funny, but technically a riddle, not a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two Snowmen chatting,,,,, one says to the other..... " can you smell carrots?"

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By *tomCom OP   Man
over a year ago

Wellingborough

The first person who persuaded a blind person they needed sunglasses - They must have been a hell of a salesman.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Two Snowmen chatting,,,,, one says to the other..... " can you smell carrots?""

That was posted on two lines, so technically not a one liner

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By *tomCom OP   Man
over a year ago

Wellingborough

In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two Snowmen chatting,,,,, one says to the other..... " can you smell carrots?"

That was posted on two lines, so technically not a one liner "

Yeah maybe so ... but you can say it all on one breath,,,,, and theres no lines in the sky, so who'd be able to tell Eh?....!!!! So Nur-nur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leeds United

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Why do black sheep eat less than white sheep.

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Cause there is less of them

(thats my new favourite joke)

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

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My fav joke ever!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I used to be a necrophiliac 'til this rotten cunt split on me

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