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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, 1 i have heard is "no point in slinging a chipalatta down a high street"... Any others?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you wanna get jiggy with it

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Like throwing a pork chop up an alley

Like waving a pencil in the Albert Hall

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

p.s. I wouldn't mind jumping ya bones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drops em for certain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read this on a recent thread had me laughing for ages

"Go at her Clematis like a dog trying to eat hot chips."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drops em for certain"

Dimb blonde moment... i don't get it?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drops em for certain

Dimb blonde moment... i don't get it?!?"
maybe your too choosy

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Are you willing for a shilling

Drop ya draws and ten bob's yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like chucking a hot dog down a hallway or a saveloy in a wheelie bin! For some strange reason both are sausage related....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brace yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drops em for certain

Dimb blonde moment... i don't get it?!?maybe your too choosy"

ummmm.... standards an all that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brace yourself "

haha i'm chuckling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was like opening the front door and fucking the night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im on it like a dogger on a car bonnet

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

One up the bum no harm done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drops em for certain

Dimb blonde moment... i don't get it?!?maybe your too choosy

ummmm.... standards an all that!"

Maybe not your standards though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every holes a goal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face down ass up that's the way we like to fuck...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bumping uglies ...hows ya father

And my fav role play...you be the roman ill be the whore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up the old queen mum

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

Like a rip in a bus seat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went down on her like a robin pulling on worm

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Drops em for certain

Dimb blonde moment... i don't get it?!?maybe your too choosy

ummmm.... standards an all that!

Maybe not your standards though"

Just answer the lady ffs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hanging for a banging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A needle in a tunnel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ready for the best 3 minutes of your life?

Can I lay ontop of you and wiggle around abit?

Wanna have pizza and sex....okay forget the pizza.

Puttin the indian in the closet.

Going to the baby factory.

Slopping the stick in the mud.

Merging mutual funds

Getting sticky

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If you want a lot of lipstick on your dipstick, join our club

Actually sang to me by a bevvy of beauties from a passing car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gagging for a shagging

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By *ewantmmfCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Does she take it up the boddington's bitter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloke : " Fancy a fuck love ? "

Woman : " I didnt but i do now you smooth talking bastard "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like chucking a hot dog down a hallway or a saveloy in a wheelie bin! For some strange reason both are sausage related.... "

Heard a regional variation on this theme in Liverpool - 'Like chucking a sausage into the Mersey Tunnel'

also 'like dangling a maggot in a dustbin'... nice eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She was that slack i could get my hand in and have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He can put his slippers under my bed anytime

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