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"I'm board and a little bit down in the dumps today so I'm in the market for some bad advice on how to brighten things up. (also if your the same I hope this helps). So people of Fab give me some utterly and proper awful advice.... more awful the better! " You could try ironing the wrinkles out of your scrotum | |||
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"I'm board and a little bit down in the dumps today so I'm in the market for some bad advice on how to brighten things up. (also if your the same I hope this helps). So people of Fab give me some utterly and proper awful advice.... more awful the better! You could try ironing the wrinkles out of your scrotum" I do have an ironing board! | |||
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"I'm terribly sorry to hear that you're board (sic), OP. 🩶 If you happen to nip down the local cheese market see if you can procure a jet-black lightbulb to brighten your day. 🌈🩶🌈" Hahah this did make me chuckle. Thank you  | |||
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"Change your username to BigDickBill and edit your profile to just say 'I'll fill you in later.'" Sadly I'm not called Richard so not sure if that's allowed? | |||
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"Get someone to follow you around all day translating what you say into what they think you really mean. In a thick Russian accent. " Are you offering to come back to Ireland with me in a few months and perform said service? I ask because literally nobody back home can understand me now. | |||
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"Get someone to follow you around all day translating what you say into what they think you really mean. In a thick Russian accent. Are you offering to come back to Ireland with me in a few months and perform said service? I ask because literally nobody back home can understand me now. " I can’t do the Russian accent but I can translate everything you say into neurotic gay serial killer which sounds similar. | |||
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"Get someone to follow you around all day translating what you say into what they think you really mean. In a thick Russian accent. Are you offering to come back to Ireland with me in a few months and perform said service? I ask because literally nobody back home can understand me now. I can’t do the Russian accent but I can translate everything you say into neurotic gay serial killer which sounds similar. " You're such a Tsar ! ⭐️ | |||
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"Get someone to follow you around all day translating what you say into what they think you really mean. In a thick Russian accent. Are you offering to come back to Ireland with me in a few months and perform said service? I ask because literally nobody back home can understand me now. I can’t do the Russian accent but I can translate everything you say into neurotic gay serial killer which sounds similar. " Ooooo this sounds like my kind of fun! 😊👌 | |||
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"Get someone to follow you around all day translating what you say into what they think you really mean. In a thick Russian accent. Are you offering to come back to Ireland with me in a few months and perform said service? I ask because literally nobody back home can understand me now. I can’t do the Russian accent but I can translate everything you say into neurotic gay serial killer which sounds similar. " Fuck sake, that my biggest turn on.... I guess that will have to do. Go pack a bag. | |||
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"Get someone to follow you around all day translating what you say into what they think you really mean. In a thick Russian accent. Are you offering to come back to Ireland with me in a few months and perform said service? I ask because literally nobody back home can understand me now. I can’t do the Russian accent but I can translate everything you say into neurotic gay serial killer which sounds similar. Fuck sake, that my biggest turn on.... I guess that will have to do. Go pack a bag. " After you have finished translating for him, could you do me please!? | |||
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"Get someone to follow you around all day translating what you say into what they think you really mean. In a thick Russian accent. Are you offering to come back to Ireland with me in a few months and perform said service? I ask because literally nobody back home can understand me now. I can’t do the Russian accent but I can translate everything you say into neurotic gay serial killer which sounds similar. Fuck sake, that my biggest turn on.... I guess that will have to do. Go pack a bag. " My bag. Body bags. Many bags. | |||
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"Get someone to follow you around all day translating what you say into what they think you really mean. In a thick Russian accent. Are you offering to come back to Ireland with me in a few months and perform said service? I ask because literally nobody back home can understand me now. I can’t do the Russian accent but I can translate everything you say into neurotic gay serial killer which sounds similar. You're such a Tsar ! ⭐️" | |||
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"Get someone to follow you around all day translating what you say into what they think you really mean. In a thick Russian accent. Are you offering to come back to Ireland with me in a few months and perform said service? I ask because literally nobody back home can understand me now. I can’t do the Russian accent but I can translate everything you say into neurotic gay serial killer which sounds similar. Fuck sake, that my biggest turn on.... I guess that will have to do. Go pack a bag. After you have finished translating for him, could you do me please!?" Sorry say that again? My translator is slacking today. | |||
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"Get someone to follow you around all day translating what you say into what they think you really mean. In a thick Russian accent. Are you offering to come back to Ireland with me in a few months and perform said service? I ask because literally nobody back home can understand me now. I can’t do the Russian accent but I can translate everything you say into neurotic gay serial killer which sounds similar. Fuck sake, that my biggest turn on.... I guess that will have to do. Go pack a bag. My bag. Body bags. Many bags. " Tea bags? | |||
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"Get someone to follow you around all day translating what you say into what they think you really mean. In a thick Russian accent. Are you offering to come back to Ireland with me in a few months and perform said service? I ask because literally nobody back home can understand me now. I can’t do the Russian accent but I can translate everything you say into neurotic gay serial killer which sounds similar. Fuck sake, that my biggest turn on.... I guess that will have to do. Go pack a bag. After you have finished translating for him, could you do me please!? Sorry say that again? My translator is slacking today. " She say fit bus driver very popular in gulag. | |||
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"I'm board and a little bit down in the dumps today so I'm in the market for some bad advice on how to brighten things up. (also if your the same I hope this helps). So people of Fab give me some utterly and proper awful advice.... more awful the better! " You can obtain plenty of conversation, with free overnight accommodation, snacks and drinks, just by walking up to any pair of police officers and repeatedly kicking one of them. | |||
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"I do believe none of these suggestions are quite as bad as "..but john, you'll never make any money playing the guitar." -John Lennon's aunt mimi to him in 1956." Which is not as bad as ‘…President Lincoln, you should get out more’. Anonymous /made up. | |||
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"I'm board and a little bit down in the dumps today so I'm in the market for some bad advice on how to brighten things up. (also if your the same I hope this helps). So people of Fab give me some utterly and proper awful advice.... more awful the better! " My advice would be for you to check your grammar. You're* 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 I actually don't care about grammar and hope you feel better soon 😘 | |||
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