FabSwingers.com forum: Status update

By *ver and Out 01 OP Man
6 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Say “you’re in”, message someone from the thread with a status update for them

Keep the update until 0800 tomorrow morning

Good luck all….play nice….

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By *r.ZeusMan
6 weeks ago

london

I’m in

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
6 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

I’m in

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By *rookedsmileMan
6 weeks ago

Derbyshire

I'm in for the update.

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By *andTWoman
6 weeks ago

Altrincham

"status update -

Say “you’re in”, message someone from the thread with a status update for them

Keep the update until 0800 tomorrow morning

Good luck all….play nice…."

I'm in

🙋🏼‍♀️

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By *etwife8230Couple
6 weeks ago

Newport

I'm in x

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By *eys00Man
6 weeks ago

have boots will travel

I’m in 🤠

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By *ocalmeWoman
6 weeks ago

Birstall

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

I'm in

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By *ver and Out 01 OP Man
6 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Get sending the statuses

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By *etwife8230Couple
6 weeks ago

Newport

Sent mine x

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

In for some fun

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol

Oh go on then, twist my arm

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

"Oh go on then, twist my arm "

Oh ffs

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol

"Oh go on then, twist my arm

Oh ffs

Pffft, don’t flatter yourself 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

"Oh go on then, twist my arm

Oh ffs

Pffft, don’t flatter yourself 🤣"

I'll await your pm

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol

"Oh go on then, twist my arm

Oh ffs

Pffft, don’t flatter yourself 🤣

I'll await your pm

Don’t wait up all night

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Do your worst

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
6 weeks ago

North West mainly. Sometimes London/SouthWest

In! 🍭

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By *tr8MrEMan
6 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

What happens to those that are in but refuse to use your suggestion?

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By *tr8MrEMan
6 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"What happens to those that are in but refuse to use your suggestion?

Castrate them

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

"What happens to those that are in but refuse to use your suggestion?

Castrate them"

My thoughts exactly

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
6 weeks ago

North West mainly. Sometimes London/SouthWest

Thanks for mine - already regretting it 😂😂

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol

"Thanks for mine - already regretting it 😂😂"

Likewise 🤦‍♂️

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By *tr8MrEMan
6 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Thanks for mine - already regretting it 😂😂"

Just figured it would be more apt than realised

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

"Thanks for mine - already regretting it 😂😂

Likewise 🤦‍♂️"

Fanny that's nothing compared to the original

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
6 weeks ago

Okehampton

Sounds fun - count me in x

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
6 weeks ago

North West mainly. Sometimes London/SouthWest

"Thanks for mine - already regretting it 😂😂

Just figured it would be more apt than realised

Yeah my inbox says otherwise 😂😂

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By *tr8MrEMan
6 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Thanks for mine - already regretting it 😂😂

Just figured it would be more apt than realised

Yeah my inbox says otherwise 😂😂"

Just don't offer proof

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

"Thanks for mine - already regretting it 😂😂

Just figured it would be more apt than realised

Yeah my inbox says otherwise 😂😂"

Fancy wiggling this way?

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By *ongueFkYouMan
6 weeks ago

Bradford

I'm in

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By *tr8MrEMan
6 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Thanks for mine - already regretting it 😂😂

Just figured it would be more apt than realised

Yeah my inbox says otherwise 😂😂

Fancy wiggling this way?

Bugger, beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Anyone near Mansfield?

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
6 weeks ago

North West mainly. Sometimes London/SouthWest

"Thanks for mine - already regretting it 😂😂

Just figured it would be more apt than realised

Yeah my inbox says otherwise 😂😂

Fancy wiggling this way?

Wiggle wiggle 😏😏

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
6 weeks ago

North West mainly. Sometimes London/SouthWest

"I'm in "

Yer a dick! 😂

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By *ongueFkYouMan
6 weeks ago

Bradford

"I'm in

Yer a dick! 😂"
🤣🤣 done

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
6 weeks ago

North West mainly. Sometimes London/SouthWest

"I'm in

Yer a dick! 😂 🤣🤣 done "

That wasn’t a status update!

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

I wonder who gave me mine..

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By *tr8MrEMan
6 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Thanks for mine - already regretting it 😂😂

Just figured it would be more apt than realised

Yeah my inbox says otherwise 😂😂

Fancy wiggling this way?

Wiggle wiggle 😏😏"

As regards to the renewed new update....face volunteered

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

"Thanks for mine - already regretting it 😂😂

Just figured it would be more apt than realised

Yeah my inbox says otherwise 😂😂

Fancy wiggling this way?

Wiggle wiggle 😏😏

As regards to the renewed new update....face volunteered

Oi I was there first!! Wait your turn!

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By *ongueFkYouMan
6 weeks ago

Bradford

"I'm in

Yer a dick! 😂 🤣🤣 done

That wasn’t a status update! "
now it's done lol

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
6 weeks ago

North West mainly. Sometimes London/SouthWest

"Thanks for mine - already regretting it 😂😂

Just figured it would be more apt than realised

Yeah my inbox says otherwise 😂😂

Fancy wiggling this way?

Wiggle wiggle 😏😏

As regards to the renewed new update....face volunteered

Oi I was there first!! Wait your turn!

FACE OFF!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

"Thanks for mine - already regretting it 😂😂

Just figured it would be more apt than realised

Yeah my inbox says otherwise 😂😂

Fancy wiggling this way?

Wiggle wiggle 😏😏

As regards to the renewed new update....face volunteered

Oi I was there first!! Wait your turn!

FACE OFF!!!!!"

He better know I'll win 💪💪💪

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By *tr8MrEMan
6 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Thanks for mine - already regretting it 😂😂

Just figured it would be more apt than realised

Yeah my inbox says otherwise 😂😂

Fancy wiggling this way?

Wiggle wiggle 😏😏

As regards to the renewed new update....face volunteered

Oi I was there first!! Wait your turn!

I'm just sitting here drinking coffee, ring bell when done

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

"Thanks for mine - already regretting it 😂😂

Just figured it would be more apt than realised

Yeah my inbox says otherwise 😂😂

Fancy wiggling this way?

Wiggle wiggle 😏😏

As regards to the renewed new update....face volunteered

Oi I was there first!! Wait your turn!

I'm just sitting here drinking coffee, ring bell when done

Pour yourself another..

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By *idcot58Man
6 weeks ago

Chepstow

I am in

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
6 weeks ago

North West mainly. Sometimes London/SouthWest

"Thanks for mine - already regretting it 😂😂

Just figured it would be more apt than realised

Yeah my inbox says otherwise 😂😂

Fancy wiggling this way?

Wiggle wiggle 😏😏

As regards to the renewed new update....face volunteered

Oi I was there first!! Wait your turn!

FACE OFF!!!!!

He better know I'll win 💪💪💪 "

Now this is sexy talk 😂

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol

"Thanks for mine - already regretting it 😂😂

Just figured it would be more apt than realised

Yeah my inbox says otherwise 😂😂

Fancy wiggling this way?

Wiggle wiggle 😏😏

As regards to the renewed new update....face volunteered

Oi I was there first!! Wait your turn!

FACE OFF!!!!!

He better know I'll win 💪💪💪

Now this is sexy talk 😂 "

🍿

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By *quirrel!Man
6 weeks ago

I’m in

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By *tr8MrEMan
6 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Thanks for mine - already regretting it 😂😂

Just figured it would be more apt than realised

Yeah my inbox says otherwise 😂😂

Fancy wiggling this way?

Wiggle wiggle 😏😏

As regards to the renewed new update....face volunteered

Oi I was there first!! Wait your turn!

I'm just sitting here drinking coffee, ring bell when done

Pour yourself another.."

I would but I'm distracted by muffled moans...you locked a cat in the bathroom

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By *ussy licking champMan
6 weeks ago

Blackburn

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

I would but I'm distracted by muffled moans...you locked a cat in the bathroom

Something like that.. 😏

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
6 weeks ago

North West mainly. Sometimes London/SouthWest

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By *enshun4Man
6 weeks ago

Perth

I'm in

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By *ussy licking champMan
6 weeks ago

Blackburn

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By *entleman JayMan
6 weeks ago

Wakefield

I’m in.

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By *quirrel!Man
6 weeks ago

Instant regret! 🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

"Instant regret! 🤣🤣🤣"

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
6 weeks ago

North West mainly. Sometimes London/SouthWest

"Instant regret! 🤣🤣🤣"

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By *asty tatsyMan
6 weeks ago

london

I’m in I think

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By *ampireLoveMan
6 weeks ago

Essex

What could possibly go wrong!? I’m in

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By *Silver-Man
6 weeks ago

North Wales

Might aswell, in

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

"What could possibly go wrong!? I’m in "

Good question, what COULD possibly go wrong?! 🤔🤔🤔

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By *ampireLoveMan
6 weeks ago

Essex

"What could possibly go wrong!? I’m in

Good question, what COULD possibly go wrong?! 🤔🤔🤔"

Oh dear 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol

"What could possibly go wrong!? I’m in

Good question, what COULD possibly go wrong?! 🤔🤔🤔"

Your lack of originality gets exposed 🤣

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By *tr8MrEMan
6 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I would but I'm distracted by muffled moans...you locked a cat in the bathroom

Something like that.. 😏"

Well if it's you, reckon you're doing it wrong

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By *Silver-Man
6 weeks ago

North Wales

Brutal 😂

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By *quirrel!Man
6 weeks ago

How long do I have to keep this status up for?

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
6 weeks ago

North West mainly. Sometimes London/SouthWest

"How long do I have to keep this status up for? "

Lots of weird messages ?! 😂😂

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol

"How long do I have to keep this status up for? "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

i'm in (just curious, don't really know what I'm signing up for lol)

-shylette x

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By *quirrel!Man
6 weeks ago

"How long do I have to keep this status up for?

Lots of weird messages ?! 😂😂"

I think I’ve put everyone off! 🤷🏼‍♂️ 🤣

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By *tr8MrEMan
6 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"i'm in (just curious, don't really know what I'm signing up for lol)

-shylette x"

A totally abused inbox normally!!

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By *inkyLips2.0Woman
6 weeks ago

Debauchery

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

"What could possibly go wrong!? I’m in

Good question, what COULD possibly go wrong?! 🤔🤔🤔

Your lack of originality gets exposed 🤣"

Because you wimped out of doing it 🤷‍♀️

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol

"What could possibly go wrong!? I’m in

Good question, what COULD possibly go wrong?! 🤔🤔🤔

Your lack of originality gets exposed 🤣

Because you wimped out of doing it 🤷‍♀️"

Abso-fucking-lutely 🤣

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By *tr8MrEMan
6 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

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By *inkyLips2.0Woman
6 weeks ago

Debauchery

"How long do I have to keep this status up for? "

Now your status makes sense 😂🤣

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol

"How long do I have to keep this status up for?

Now your status makes sense 😂🤣"

Yeah, we’ve not all gone totally insane.. yet!

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By *tr8MrEMan
6 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"How long do I have to keep this status up for?

Now your status makes sense 😂🤣

Yeah, we’ve not all gone totally insane.. yet! "

I never looked at male profiles, but holy fuck mate, you are utterly bolloxed with that one 🤣🤣

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol

"How long do I have to keep this status up for?

Now your status makes sense 😂🤣

Yeah, we’ve not all gone totally insane.. yet!

I never looked at male profiles, but holy fuck mate, you are utterly bolloxed with that one 🤣🤣"

I thought I got off lightly, considering 🤣

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By *inkyLips2.0Woman
6 weeks ago

Debauchery

"How long do I have to keep this status up for?

Now your status makes sense 😂🤣

Yeah, we’ve not all gone totally insane.. yet! "

Haha at least yours isn’t illegal 😂

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol

"How long do I have to keep this status up for?

Now your status makes sense 😂🤣

Yeah, we’ve not all gone totally insane.. yet!

Haha at least yours isn’t illegal 😂"

Thank fuck 🤣

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By *tr8MrEMan
6 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"How long do I have to keep this status up for?

Now your status makes sense 😂🤣

Yeah, we’ve not all gone totally insane.. yet!

Haha at least yours isn’t illegal 😂"

You have had a update yet??

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol

"How long do I have to keep this status up for?

Now your status makes sense 😂🤣

Yeah, we’ve not all gone totally insane.. yet!

Haha at least yours isn’t illegal 😂

You have had an update yet??"

Damn! I was thinking of something devious 😎

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By *inkyLips2.0Woman
6 weeks ago

Debauchery

"How long do I have to keep this status up for?

Now your status makes sense 😂🤣

Yeah, we’ve not all gone totally insane.. yet!

Haha at least yours isn’t illegal 😂

You have had an update yet??"

I’m not involved 😁

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol

"How long do I have to keep this status up for?

Now your status makes sense 😂🤣

Yeah, we’ve not all gone totally insane.. yet!

Haha at least yours isn’t illegal 😂

You have had an update yet??

I’m not involved 😁"

Probably wise all things considered

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By *tr8MrEMan
6 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"How long do I have to keep this status up for?

Now your status makes sense 😂🤣

Yeah, we’ve not all gone totally insane.. yet!

Haha at least yours isn’t illegal 😂

You have had an update yet??

I’m not involved 😁"

But what about the status update 🤣🤣

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By *quirrel!Man
6 weeks ago

"How long do I have to keep this status up for?

Now your status makes sense 😂🤣"

Help me out here!!!!

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By *cottish guy 555Man
6 weeks ago

London

These can be fun. I'm in.

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By *inkyLips2.0Woman
6 weeks ago

Debauchery

"How long do I have to keep this status up for?

Now your status makes sense 😂🤣

Help me out here!!!! "

You are on your own, don’t think this is going to help your dating life 🤣😆😀

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By *cottish guy 555Man
6 weeks ago

London

Harsh. But it's up.

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By *quirrel!Man
6 weeks ago

"How long do I have to keep this status up for?

Now your status makes sense 😂🤣

Help me out here!!!!

You are on your own, don’t think this is going to help your dating life 🤣😆😀"

I thought you liked me!

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By *tr8MrEMan
6 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Does statuses get read?

Having a peruse through the updates, you get a plethora of assortments.

"Men are cunts"

"Time wasters"

"Site is full of vile people"

Then

You get the occasional one that is totally off the charts weird.

We really are a fuck up bunch here on fab!!

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Go on I'll jump in then.

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By *inkyLips2.0Woman
6 weeks ago

Debauchery

"How long do I have to keep this status up for?

Now your status makes sense 😂🤣

Help me out here!!!!

You are on your own, don’t think this is going to help your dating life 🤣😆😀

I thought you liked me!

I do. It sometimes you just have to cut and run, I can’t be associated with you after that 🤣

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
6 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

It was fun

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By *Silver-Man
6 weeks ago

North Wales

Had such a laugh last night with this, was brutal but so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

I'm in, let's destroy the inbox 😂

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