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By *iss.Bella OP Woman
6 days ago

Wales

I'm bored.. post an ad describing who you're looking for and for what.

Example:

Woman

Busty

Sense of humour

Did I mention boobs?

For: cocktails (and more 🤞)

You can put an ad in for more than one person if you like and hopefully we'll get some matches. Or at least the beginnings of a new friendship.

Respect filters and remember its just a bit of fun.

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By *igboobstCouple
6 days ago

barrow

Fun loving women or couple who wanna spend hours in bed chatting shit with some licking sucking and fucking in between

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By *parkle1974Woman
6 days ago

Looking for that elusive needle 🪡 in the haystack

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By *oeBeansMan
6 days ago

Derby

Man

Decent build

What lack in height, I make up for in telling you what you want to hear

Looking for: boobs, a pulse (potentially optional)

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By *asty tatsyMan
6 days ago

london

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By *asty tatsyMan
6 days ago

london

Looking for

Women

Sense of humour need those belly laughs

Good boobs great bum

Chilled and good vibes

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By *iss.Bella OP Woman
6 days ago

Wales

"Looking for

Women

Sense of humour need those belly laughs

Good boobs great bum

Chilled and good vibes

I've got the belly bit sorted, does that count?

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By *iss.Bella OP Woman
6 days ago

Wales

"Fun loving women or couple who wanna spend hours in bed chatting shit with some licking sucking and fucking in between "

Hello

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By *ottsguy80Man
6 days ago

long eaton

Looking for:

A woman

Not a fruit loop

That is all

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
6 days ago

Manchester

Ad 1

Looking for:

Charming, intelligent, charismatic men (preferable 35+ but that's not a deal breaker) with a slight kinky streak to share cocktails, good conversations and some amazing sex.

Ad 2

Looking for:

Sexually adventurous, emotionally mature, open minded couples who like to share and explore pleasure for group outings and group nights in

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By *igboobstCouple
6 days ago

barrow

"Fun loving women or couple who wanna spend hours in bed chatting shit with some licking sucking and fucking in between

Hello

"
hello 😋😋

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By *inxy777Woman
6 days ago

essex

Looking for a man, sense of humour a must! Enjoys kissing, flirting, is spontaneous, and looking for fun and good times!

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By *isskxxyvWoman
6 days ago

Manchester

Intelligent.

Funny.

Ambitious.

Driven.

Good looking

Must like fun sized nightmares🙊

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By *iss.Bella OP Woman
6 days ago

Wales

"Looking for:

A woman

Not a fruit loop

That is all

Are you fixed on the no fruit loop bit.. or..?

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By *ottsguy80Man
6 days ago

long eaton

I quite like a fruit loop in the morning for breakfast

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By *aizyWoman
6 days ago

west midlands

Looking for Mads Mikkelsen, to cover him in cream and lick him like he is lollipop.

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By *ottsguy80Man
6 days ago

long eaton

Great answer

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
6 days ago

North West

Looking for a fun date with a man, woman or couple whose face/s I like. Adventure golf or similar. Followed by dinner, cocktails and a nice hotel. Lots of sex, snacks and snuggles.

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By *r.and.Mrs.DSCouple
6 days ago

N. Wales

NOT LOOKING!*

🙈

*Unless you enjoy initially meeting at group socials, and are preferably a woman... OR someone I already chat to.

👀

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By *asty tatsyMan
6 days ago

london

"Looking for

Women

Sense of humour need those belly laughs

Good boobs great bum

Chilled and good vibes

I've got the belly bit sorted, does that count? "

You’re on my hit list I mean hotlist

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By *isskxxyvWoman
6 days ago

Manchester

"Looking for

Women

Sense of humour need those belly laughs

Good boobs great bum

Chilled and good vibes

Everything but chilled. More like manic

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
6 days ago

Manchester

"Looking for Mads Mikkelsen, to cover him in cream and lick him like he is lollipop."

Oh I wouldn't mind this either 🥵

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By *isskxxyvWoman
6 days ago

Manchester

"Looking for:

A woman

Not a fruit loop

That is all

I’m the tasty kind of fruit loop. Like good old polo fruits so.. am I an exception to the rule?

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By *asty tatsyMan
6 days ago

london

"Looking for

Women

Sense of humour need those belly laughs

Good boobs great bum

Chilled and good vibes

Everything but chilled. More like manic"

The chill part comes after the manic 😁

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
6 days ago

South Wales

"Looking for Mads Mikkelsen, to cover him in cream and lick him like he is lollipop.

Oh I wouldn't mind this either 🥵"

Same, this is a popular choice! Xx 😘

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By *ottsguy80Man
6 days ago

long eaton

"Looking for:

A woman

Not a fruit loop

That is all

I’m the tasty kind of fruit loop. Like good old polo fruits so.. am I an exception to the rule?"

Now I used to love the fruity polos

Apart from when they got hot and stuck together in your pocket

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By *lexander999300Man
6 days ago

ashford

Firstly i am not into necrophilia, so dead ladies please pass me by. The lady has probably set the upper limit to 67 as i am 68..... Have a passion for oral with a sense of humour.

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By *he londonerMan
6 days ago

london,Suffolk-Norfolk

Looking for a lady in the streets that’s a freak in the sheets

Ideally a fan of predictable dad jokes

Apply within

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By *nesCouple
6 days ago

Milton Keynes, city of dreams

We’re a hot and socially awkward couple.

Looking for hot and socially awkward couples.

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By *asty tatsyMan
6 days ago

london

"We’re a hot and socially awkward couple.

Looking for hot and socially awkward couples."

Awkward moment make great convos 😁

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By *eoBloomsMan
6 days ago

Springfield

Looking for that very special woman for real connection and meaningful times together.

Or a whole bunch of average ones for a quick bunk up.

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By *ildTimes.Man
6 days ago

Colchester/London

Guy...looking for woman with nice tits...sandwich making skills preferable 🥪

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By *andTWoman
6 days ago

Altrincham

Tall, handsome, attentive man for FWB situation with married woman, must dress nice, smell nice, be good at quizzes, like walks in the county and like wine

🤔

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
6 days ago

Hull

Looking for list is not exhaustive:

Male:

A) someone to date, who I share chemistry with, evenings out and drinks, laugh have fun and mind blowing knee trembling sex and see where it goes with the possibility for more ie you must be single.

B) To get to know someone as above who I have chemistry with for evenings out, fun and mind blowing sex to be friends.

Must be a good kisser

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By *ottsguy80Man
6 days ago

long eaton

"Tall, handsome, attentive man for FWB situation with married woman, must dress nice, smell nice, be good at quizzes, like walks in the county and like wine

🤔

.i do love a good wine

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By *iss.Bella OP Woman
6 days ago

Wales

"Guy...looking for woman with nice tits...sandwich making skills preferable 🥪"

I can make a sandwich.. half way there

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By *iss.Bella OP Woman
6 days ago

Wales

"Looking for that very special woman for real connection and meaningful times together.

Or a whole bunch of average ones for a quick bunk up."

I'm here for one of the average vacancies

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By *igboobstCouple
6 days ago

barrow

"Guy...looking for woman with nice tits...sandwich making skills preferable 🥪

I can make a sandwich.. half way there

"
yits aren't bad either 😉

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By *ists003Man
6 days ago

London

Looking for

A petite lady (Indians are preference due to natural attraction)

Someone that likes going out to half decent bars and getting frisky.

If the person likes cars then even better.

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By *sWyldWoman
6 days ago

Edinburgh

Currently indulging in midlife crisis adventures and seeking a partner in crime (maybe more than one)

You should be able to make me laugh, make me think and kiss me so well that the world stops turning in that moment.

In return you'll get a woman who knows exactly what she wants and is no longer afraid to ask for it!

Like a sexy vintage car I've got a few faults but I'll be memorable.

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By *a_brunetteWoman
6 days ago

Wiltshire

Looking for a 6’3”+ intellectual with a great sense of humor and a healthy addiction to pleasure..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
6 days ago

Den of Iniquity

Lovely Twat seeking ..

Someone who actually doesn't let me down ..

Enjoys the friends part too and feels comfortable around each other...

Likes lazy Sundays in bed ..

And the odd occasional day / weekends away ..

Not much to ask is it 🤷‍♂️😆

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By *utieBootyPatootieWoman
6 days ago

Here or There abouts

Quirky slightly unhinged woman with lumps and bumps seeks charismatic, emotionally stable, sarky, tatted, kinky gentleman for fun nights in and out.

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By *utieBootyPatootieWoman
6 days ago

Here or There abouts

"Quirky slightly unhinged woman with lumps and bumps seeks charismatic, emotionally stable, sarky, tatted, kinky gentleman for fun nights in and out. "

Oh and must be at least 6ft and have a massive cock 🤣

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By *anielpiercedMan
6 days ago

Wanted : Dominant Lady between 35 and 60 who likes fine dining, adventure, humour and pegging...mostly pegging

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By *ife NinjaMan
6 days ago

Dunfermline

Older fella. Chubby. Experienced. Looking for willing victim....err, I mean lady partner for fun, frolics and food. Likely to suck your nipples and I wouldn't mind you reciprocating. Will provide Angel Delight, crisps and alcohol, or soft drink. Bedsheets are clean and my bed is a super king 🤓

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By *aizyWoman
6 days ago

west midlands

"Older fella. Chubby. Experienced. Looking for willing victim....err, I mean lady partner for fun, frolics and food. Likely to suck your nipples and I wouldn't mind you reciprocating. Will provide Angel Delight, crisps and alcohol, or soft drink. Bedsheets are clean and my bed is a super king 🤓"

What flavour Angel Delight??

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By *ife NinjaMan
6 days ago

Dunfermline

What flavour Angel Delight??"

Butterscotch 👌🤓

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By *aizyWoman
6 days ago

west midlands

What flavour Angel Delight??

Butterscotch 👌🤓"

Dammit

🤢

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
6 days ago

North West/Sometimes South West

Mischievous female seeks:

- FWB; Tall (preferably 6’2+), handsome male who is an excellent kisser, can make me laugh, keep my attention, adore oral and repeat (heavy cummer a bonus). Spooning is non negotiable.

- Lovely curvy female for cocktails, kisses and lots more.

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By *ife NinjaMan
6 days ago

Dunfermline

What flavour Angel Delight??

Butterscotch 👌🤓

Dammit

🤢"

Can prepare an alternative 🤓

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By *rthur30Man
6 days ago

Warrington

Older chubby fellow with small penis seeks female swimwear model into mint Viennetta.

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By *enshun4Man
6 days ago

Cheshire

Work away hotels are boring who wants to chat

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By *wertyjk01Man
6 days ago

NW London/Kent/Midlands

A child at heart is looking for:

A woman, or a couple

To drink wine and build Lego with (I'll bring the Lego you bring the wine)

While watching crappy movies, eating questionable food and playing games together

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By *a_brunetteWoman
6 days ago

Wiltshire

"Mischievous female seeks:

- FWB; Tall (preferably 6’2+), handsome male who is an excellent kisser, can make me laugh, keep my attention, adore oral and repeat (heavy cummer a bonus). Spooning is non negotiable.

- Lovely curvy female for cocktails, kisses and lots more.

I would like to apply 😋

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By *iss.Bella OP Woman
6 days ago

Wales

Scouse sounding, slightly pyschotic Welsh, fat, catfish, older than her years (I'm boring as fuck) for

A man with a pretty face, pretty dick and a sense of humour that's OK with semi regular shags, being gagged and getting kicked out the door once the deed is done.

A confident woman with a devilish smile and a glint in her eye 🥵 for something that involves Dutch courage, because I'm shite when it comes to women

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
6 days ago

North West/Sometimes South West

"Mischievous female seeks:

- FWB; Tall (preferably 6’2+), handsome male who is an excellent kisser, can make me laugh, keep my attention, adore oral and repeat (heavy cummer a bonus). Spooning is non negotiable.

- Lovely curvy female for cocktails, kisses and lots more.

I would like to apply 😋"

From what I can see application accepted 😁

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
6 days ago

North West/Sometimes South West

"Scouse sounding, slightly pyschotic Welsh, fat, catfish, older than her years (I'm boring as fuck) for

A man with a pretty face, pretty dick and a sense of humour that's OK with semi regular shags, being gagged and getting kicked out the door once the deed is done.

A confident woman with a devilish smile and a glint in her eye 🥵 for something that involves Dutch courage, because I'm shite when it comes to women

I can do an awkward wink … will that suffice?!

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By *hirleyMan
6 days ago

somewhere

I like ironic humour and down for cocktails sure! But no need for intimacy as that's taken care of, I know that's not "what fab is for" but maybe you could have a good time without too!?

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By *oopy FroodMan
6 days ago

3rd rock from the sun

Male

Tall

Fat

Bald

Bearded

Sad wanker

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By *eroLondonMan
6 days ago

Mayfair

Female, at the very worst.

Woman, at best.

A fine lady, ideally.

She must have a tantalising quim.

That's all.

Thank you.

Love you.

Bye.

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By *iss.Bella OP Woman
6 days ago

Wales

"Scouse sounding, slightly pyschotic Welsh, fat, catfish, older than her years (I'm boring as fuck) for

A man with a pretty face, pretty dick and a sense of humour that's OK with semi regular shags, being gagged and getting kicked out the door once the deed is done.

A confident woman with a devilish smile and a glint in her eye 🥵 for something that involves Dutch courage, because I'm shite when it comes to women

I can do an awkward wink … will that suffice?! "

Yes

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By *igboobstCouple
6 days ago

barrow

Awesome ads on here! Good thread xx

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By (user no longer on site)
6 days ago

Semi convincing tv

Actually able to walk in fuck me boots

Seeks sexy couples and hung males

Ohhh and did I say loves cock and cum

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By *uke_silverMan
6 days ago

London

Woman

Smile, boobs (lack of adjectives intentional - I'm an equal opportunity guy 😉)

Interesting - preferably on more than just fab as a topic.

For: a conversation at first (on whatever they like). I'm happy to just sit and listen, asking questions or joining in if it's a shared interest. I like looking into people's eyes when they're talking about things they're interested in. It's part of the mental attraction. Hopefully that doesn't sound weird 🙃

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By *ynamicnatureMan
6 days ago

Doncaster

Mischievous man who could talk for Australia and loves a good adventure looking for a lady that's looking for a mischievous man that loves a good adventure.

You'll probably have me at hello,

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
5 days ago

Crumpet Castle

Woman. Vintage. Seeks gentleman for relaxed , sensual afternoon crumpet butterings. Required to bring own upright cucumber and be extremely generous with it. Sipping from porcelain cups compulsory.

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By *igboobstCouple
5 days ago

barrow

"Woman. Vintage. Seeks gentleman for relaxed , sensual afternoon crumpet butterings. Required to bring own upright cucumber and be extremely generous with it. Sipping from porcelain cups compulsory."
exemplary 😍

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By *eyond PurityCouple
5 days ago

Lincolnshire

We are seeking a gent who fits our dynamics - doesn’t have a profile full of dick pics and is looking to meet a couple to help push our boundaries.

A lady who adores the best of both worlds when it comes to sex and who knows what she enjoys and is forward enough to ask for it.

We would love to find friends for in and out of the bedroom who just embraces the lifestyle, respects a couple and is sexy AF 🔥

BP x

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By *rSircumsizedMan
5 days ago

Risca

Man looking for groovy chicks.

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By *pinningfasterWoman
5 days ago

Birmingham

Woman with fantastic tits and hilarious personality searching for mean dark haired lady to dom me or failing that just be friends with

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By *ohnxDoeMan
5 days ago

swansea

Semi regular shags, being gagged and kicked out afterwards.

Have you read my manifesting journal?

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By *outhman15Man
5 days ago

southampton

A happy lady

Easy going

Someone that has a sense of humour

Oh and great tits

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By *acktar74Man
5 days ago

leeds

Self confident fat wobbly hunk of chunky love.

Looking for

Someone who looks cute as the grinch.

Ability to learn and teach.

Likes cheesecake. Well I am fat

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
5 days ago

Oldham

Wanted - an open minded women, who also has a hot friend.

Lives localish.

Is kinky-ish

Likes wearing chapstick.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
5 days ago

Next Door

Looking for

A tall, average/athletic/gym bod build, SINGLE male

Good sense of humour and able to have great conversations.

For nice times in and out of the bedroom

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By *ubslut36FWoman
5 days ago

Woodley

Looking for a local, tall, assertive and single man who likes to take control - for dates as well as kinky playtime. Good conversation, kisses and cuddles are a must.

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By *he MinionMan
5 days ago

Mads Mikkelsen lookalike looking for human lollipop work.

(No you are right i look nothing like him)

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By *allGent99Man
5 days ago

Wirral

A local fwb,someone i connect with,fun,laughs,dates,incredible sex.

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By *xydadbodMan
5 days ago

Milton keynes

Years ago when I was backpacking through western Europe, I was just outside Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo...

Now I have your attention lol basically I'm looking for a lady that has a good sense of humour, friendly, has a love for the outdoors and even more so a goddess in the sack

Oh, the icing on the cake would be if she likes her feet played with too.. this may be a deal breaker but why not.. you only live once

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By *xydadbodMan
5 days ago

Milton keynes

"Looking for

A tall, average/athletic/gym bod build, SINGLE male

Good sense of humour and able to have great conversations.

For nice times in and out of the bedroom"

Ah drats.. i feel at the first hurdle when you mention tall

Dang it

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By *illy IdolMan
5 days ago

Midlands

Male looking to be forgiven by those who have blocked him. I'm a changed man now. Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it.

I just want you back for good.

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By *arkhelgaCouple
5 days ago

leeds

Mature couple

Horny,crazy, mad

Seek lady ideally,

Will travel,

Own car,hair,teeth

Did we mention crazy

Around same age

Younger maybe

Apply within 😈😈😈

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By *rKnightsMan
5 days ago

a tree, with binoculars

Woman.

With a pulse.

No standards.

Clean or unclean I don’t mind.

Must be on the dole, therefore available 24/7.

No car or other transport which will aid their escape.

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
5 days ago

Wolverhampton

"I'm bored.. post an ad describing who you're looking for and for what.

My whole profile is currently styled as an ad 😁😅

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By *isskxxyvWoman
5 days ago

Manchester

"Woman.

With a pulse.

No standards.

Clean or unclean I don’t mind.

Must be on the dole, therefore available 24/7.

No car or other transport which will aid their escape. "

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *hinstrapMan
5 days ago

sheffield

Mid 40s gent looking for fun times with like-minded Pervy friends.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
5 days ago

Crumpet Castle

"Woman.

With a pulse.

No standards.

Clean or unclean I don’t mind.

Must be on the dole, therefore available 24/7.

No car or other transport which will aid their escape. "

Is the pulse non negotiable ?

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By *upersonic SamMan
5 days ago

wigan

Woman

Own train set

Likes my train set

Plays with trains

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
5 days ago

Crumpet Castle

"Woman

Own train set

Likes my train set

Plays with trains"

Bet you love tunnels

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By *ell GwynnWoman
5 days ago

North Yorkshire

Woman

Comfortably uninterested

Enjoys dry humour, meaningful chat, and not being pestered

Not here for meets, dates, or attention

Looking for: the occasional organised social, if the dates work. Otherwise, just loitering.

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By *rKnightsMan
5 days ago

a tree, with binoculars

"Woman.

With a pulse.

No standards.

Clean or unclean I don’t mind.

Must be on the dole, therefore available 24/7.

No car or other transport which will aid their escape.

Is the pulse non negotiable ?"

I would never admit to such a heinous act, but if no one Witnesses it, it never happened 😉🤫

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By *enguin20Man
5 days ago

Herts

Woman

Busty

Cheeky

Fun

Kind

Naughty

Cheeky

Mischievous

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By *tubbsy85Woman
5 days ago

Ipswich

Seeking:

Someone to name drop and piss all over my lamp post in the forums,at sickening levels, without actually meeting me in person.

Under 6ft 🙂

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
5 days ago

Oldham

A tall/short/average woman with big/small/average breasts. Must like kink/filth but also vanilla. For a dom/sub/switch relationship.

Must travel or accommodate.

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By *ea monkeyMan
5 days ago

Manchester (he/him)

Mildly aging guy, 6’4”, excellent kisser, general waffler and generous lover

Looking for women and couples for sexual deviancy.

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By *innMan
5 days ago

edinburgh

Mediterranean sun? A day on the beach, chilled afternoons, tasty food and warm nights.

Seeking sexy nomads to join me. Must be genuine swingers and relaxed temperament.

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By *aizyWoman
5 days ago

west midlands

"Mads Mikkelsen lookalike looking for human lollipop work.

(No you are right i look nothing like him)"

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By *iss.Bella OP Woman
5 days ago

Wales

Any matches made yet?

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By *ea monkeyMan
5 days ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Any matches made yet?

Not for me but then I don’t look like Mads

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By *agmarthaMan
5 days ago

st peter port

Looking for….

Woman/couple!

20’s-40’s, extremely kinky, chilled, naked stoners!

Crazy is good as I get bored easily! Just be cool honey bunny!

All applications in the strictest privacy!

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By *artfordBlokeMan
5 days ago

Dartford

Agrophobe seeks claustrophobe for doorstep encounters.

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By *dam1971Man
5 days ago

Bedford

Caring, empathetic man with emotional intelligence seeks woman to make nothing else matter in our meeting of hearts.

No uglies, please.

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By *iss.Bella OP Woman
5 days ago

Wales

"Caring, empathetic man with emotional intelligence seeks woman to make nothing else matter in our meeting of hearts.

No uglies, please."

That was actually pretty sweet. Glad you balanced it with the last sentence

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 days ago

Bristol

Misanthrope with weird twisted humour seeks fellow oddball for insult based humour and mutual mockery, and probably a hug

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By *iss.Bella OP Woman
5 days ago

Wales

"Misanthrope with weird twisted humour seeks fellow oddball for insult based humour and mutual mockery, and probably a hug "

Is the hug negotiable? 😬

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 days ago

Bristol

"Misanthrope with weird twisted humour seeks fellow oddball for insult based humour and mutual mockery, and probably a hug

Is the hug negotiable? 😬"

Absolutely 👍

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By *he MinionMan
5 days ago

I'm a puzzle. A jigsaw in fact.

I'm looking for compatible pieces to complete and make my picture perfect.

Many pieces may needed to fulfill this picture

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By *iss.Bella OP Woman
5 days ago

Wales

"Misanthrope with weird twisted humour seeks fellow oddball for insult based humour and mutual mockery, and probably a hug

Is the hug negotiable? 😬

Absolutely 👍 "

In that case, I know someone that I can set you up with

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 days ago

Bristol

"Misanthrope with weird twisted humour seeks fellow oddball for insult based humour and mutual mockery, and probably a hug

Is the hug negotiable? 😬

Absolutely 👍

In that case, I know someone that I can set you up with

Lord.. break it to me gently by all means!

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By *onus!Man
5 days ago

Bath

Looking for Jamie Hants

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By *obby3264Man
5 days ago

Cambridge

Looking for a woman with a twisted bad sense of humour who enjoys teasing while wearing seamless tights without pants. Likes having her long legs and arse worshiped and loves giving head as much as receiving. Experimental and like exploring new kinks as well as old ones.

And some who is funny and we both laugh at same things so the connection will be there.

If not just any woman

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By *ypersoonMan
5 days ago

WHITCHURCH, Shropshire

Mildly autistic man seeks busty lady (single or straight F in MF couple) for relaxing exchanges, satisfying FWB sexual desires & maybe the odd flit to my local swingers club 😉😈

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By *uke_silverMan
4 days ago

London

"Any matches made yet?

Do hypotheticals count? I'm like the Pointing Leonardo DiCaprio meme reading this thread 😁

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By *am_LincolnMan
4 days ago

Prestatyn

Looking for

Women

For interesting conversation and flirting

If you're nerdy even better.

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By *aggy dollsCouple
4 days ago

bradford

Looking for fellow bisexuals any gender but mainly couples for flirty socials and maybe more.

Mr H

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