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By *alcon2 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

North

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

They were once in a well known band rocked by scandal.

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By *ea monkeyMan
2 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"They were once in a well known band rocked by scandal. "

Is a MI5 operative that was disgraced in a botched assassination attempt using poisoned underwear

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
2 weeks ago

Honeysuckle lane


"They were once in a well known band rocked by scandal.

Is a MI5 operative that was disgraced in a botched assassination attempt using poisoned underwear"

he really don’t like tea

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By *alcon2 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

North

WAP by cardi b is actually her favourite song.

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By *iFruityCoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Watermouth

Fox slipped in the hotter, holding the wonky rale

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By *aizyWoman
2 weeks ago

west midlands


"Fox slipped in the hotter, holding the wonky rale"

They were the inspiration for Bananas in Pyjamas.

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By *ea monkeyMan
2 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Fox slipped in the hotter, holding the wonky rale"

They invented the door handle but give all of the proceeds to disadvantaged donkeys

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By *ools and the brainCouple
2 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"Fox slipped in the hotter, holding the wonky rale

They invented the door handle but give all of the proceeds to disadvantaged donkeys"

World champion hulahooper

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By *YDB75Man
2 weeks ago

east yorkie

He dosnt really like tea or monkeys.

He’s more coffee and giraffes

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
2 weeks ago

North Wessex Downs

He's on the Board of PG Tips...

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By *aizyWoman
2 weeks ago

west midlands


"Fox slipped in the hotter, holding the wonky rale

They invented the door handle but give all of the proceeds to disadvantaged donkeys"

He was the choreographer for the Typhoo tea chimp ads.

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By *aizyWoman
2 weeks ago

west midlands


"Fox slipped in the hotter, holding the wonky rale

They invented the door handle but give all of the proceeds to disadvantaged donkeys

He was the choreographer for the Typhoo tea chimp ads."

Think it might have been PG Tips actually 🤔

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By *eroLondonMan
2 weeks ago

Mayfair

.... she's secretly married to John Carpenter.⬆️

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By *hesblokeMan
2 weeks ago

Derbyshire village


".... she's secretly married to John Carpenter.⬆️"

They were the goldfish trainer for the old ITV spots.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


".... she's secretly married to John Carpenter.⬆️

They were the goldfish trainer for the old ITV spots."

Actually owns an underwear outlet.

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By *hesblokeMan
2 weeks ago

Derbyshire village


".... she's secretly married to John Carpenter.⬆️

They were the goldfish trainer for the old ITV spots.

Actually owns an underwear outlet. "

If only...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


".... she's secretly married to John Carpenter.⬆️

They were the goldfish trainer for the old ITV spots.

Actually owns an underwear outlet.

If only..."

You could legitimately state that loads of guys were getting into your pants. 1😁

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By *eroLondonMan
2 weeks ago

Mayfair

...was a celebrated chef at the officer's mess in the South African Defence Forces. 🍽️

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By *eoBloomsMan
2 weeks ago

Springfield

Majority shareholder in Primark 😲

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
2 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Majority shareholder in Primark 😲"

That is profile pic is a still from m and s men’s suits section

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By *igboobstCouple
2 weeks ago

barrow

Has toy boats in the bath

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
2 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Has toy boats in the bath "

Runner up in the Gurning Championships 3 years on the bounce

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By *YDB75Man
2 weeks ago

east yorkie


"...was a celebrated chef at the officer's mess in the South African Defence Forces. 🍽️"

Ah did you recognise him as well….when did you serve ?

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By *igboobstCouple
2 weeks ago

barrow

Winner of the Starcross crab balancing competition 2014

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By *ensualtongue2023Man
2 weeks ago

furnace

He passed his 11+ but nothing else

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By *rettCoolMan
2 weeks ago

Dunfermline

It's a wig he has on

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By *vaRose43Woman
2 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

They put ketchup on their roast dinners

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By *igboobstCouple
2 weeks ago

barrow

Drinks gravy

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By *ea monkeyMan
2 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Has toy boats in the bath "

Makes fake ducks in their spare time that they intersperse with real ducks to confuse swans

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
2 weeks ago

Ipswich


"Drinks gravy "

Boris Johnstone lover

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By *ensualtongue2023Man
2 weeks ago

furnace

They don’t actually like barrow

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By *igboobstCouple
2 weeks ago

barrow

Wears an England top to bed

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By *alcon2 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

North

Has a crush on nigel havers.

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By *YDB75Man
2 weeks ago

east yorkie

Is Donald trumps facepainter

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By *alcon2 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

North


"Is Donald trumps facepainter "

To quote him, I apply it with a trowel.

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By *eroLondonMan
2 weeks ago

Mayfair

Is the lovechild of Maxi Priest.

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By *inxy777Woman
2 weeks ago

essex

Eats salad cream sandwiches

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By *iFruityCoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Watermouth

Is 007's assistant

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
2 weeks ago

Ipswich


"Eats salad cream sandwiches "

Delia smith look a like

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By *igboobstCouple
2 weeks ago

barrow

Like skinny lasses

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By *enatton2Couple
2 weeks ago

West Midlands

Decides the order the colours go into the Fruit Pastilles tube

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By *igboobstCouple
2 weeks ago

barrow

Paints it black

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By *avie65Man
2 weeks ago

In the west.


"Paints it black "

Puts chicken filets in her bra.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
2 weeks ago

Ipswich


"Paints it black "

Greggs sausage roll taster

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By *avexxMan
2 weeks ago

cheshire

champion burger flipper, mcdonalds

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
2 weeks ago

Ipswich


"champion burger flipper, mcdonalds"

Runcorn mayor

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By *orquemadaMan
2 weeks ago

glasgow

He knows where Shergar is.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
2 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

office stationary theft addict. Has gotten so bad, last thing they took was the photocopier.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
2 weeks ago

Ipswich


"office stationary theft addict. Has gotten so bad, last thing they took was the photocopier."

Sells patio furniture

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By *eoBloomsMan
2 weeks ago

Springfield

Like to shove a cucumber through random letter boxes and shout 'Hulk is here !'

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By *igboobstCouple
2 weeks ago

barrow

Shares in next clothing

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By *avie65Man
2 weeks ago

In the west.


"Like to shove a cucumber through random letter boxes and shout 'Hulk is here !'"

Such cucumbers through a letter box.

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By *alcon2 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

North


"Like to shove a cucumber through random letter boxes and shout 'Hulk is here !'"

He's Banksy

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By *igboobstCouple
2 weeks ago

barrow

He's the stig

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By *rystalsswingCouple
2 weeks ago

Galway / Midlands / West


"He's the stig"

She's the real slim shady

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By *vaRose43Woman
2 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Collects their toenail clippings

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
2 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Has toy boats in the bath "

Busted

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By *eoBloomsMan
2 weeks ago

Springfield

Their sexual fantasy is three men named Brian wanking over their left ear.

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By *rystalsswingCouple
2 weeks ago

Galway / Midlands / West


"Collects their toenail clippings "

Cats outta the bag 😂😂

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By *avexxMan
2 weeks ago

cheshire

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By *igboobstCouple
2 weeks ago

barrow


"Collects their toenail clippings

Cats outta the bag 😂😂"

makes candles from earwax

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
2 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Collects their toenail clippings

Cats outta the bag 😂😂"

Loves the saw doctors and a caleigh

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By *avie65Man
2 weeks ago

In the west.


"Collects their toenail clippings

Cats outta the bag 😂😂

Loves the saw doctors and a caleigh "

Wears Y fronts 2 sizes too small for him.

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By *avexxMan
2 weeks ago

cheshire

secret agent

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
2 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Collects their toenail clippings

Cats outta the bag 😂😂

Loves the saw doctors and a caleigh

Wears Y fronts 2 sizes too small for him. "

That’s no secret

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By *avexxMan
2 weeks ago

cheshire

world class diver

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By *ou only live onceMan
2 weeks ago

London

He stole Shergar.

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By *vaRose43Woman
2 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Their slippers stay on for sex

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By *avexxMan
2 weeks ago

cheshire

secret ball kicker

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By *alcon2 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

North


"Their slippers stay on for sex "

The dodo didn't go extinct.

There's one left.

She's got it.

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By *layfullsamMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull


"Their slippers stay on for sex

The dodo didn't go extinct.

There's one left.

She's got it."

He got 6 months in prison but suspended for dressing as a giant seagull and stealing peoples fish, chips and other takeaway meals

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By *igboobstCouple
2 weeks ago

barrow

Can't swim

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
2 weeks ago

Merseyside


"Can't swim"

Wears a push up bra

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Can't swim"

They were both the Phantom Raspberry Blower of old London town

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By *vaRose43Woman
2 weeks ago

Forest of Dean


"secret ball kicker"

I didn’t know it was a secret

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Can't swim

Wears a push up bra "

Dropped in as I was posting, and so not to leave anyone out:

Were the inspiration for Jamie and his magic torch

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
2 weeks ago

Hatfield


"secret ball kicker

I didn’t know it was a secret "

Ooohh hello

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By *igboobstCouple
2 weeks ago

barrow

Hates men who whimper

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"secret ball kicker

I didn’t know it was a secret "

FFS, people keep dropping in. Did the Kessel run in a faster time than Han Solo

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
2 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Can't swim

Wears a push up bra

Dropped in as I was posting, and so not to leave anyone out:

Were the inspiration for Jamie and his magic torch "

Tina’s tits once belonged to a Kenny Everett character

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By *vaRose43Woman
2 weeks ago

Forest of Dean


"Can't swim

They were both the Phantom Raspberry Blower of old London town "

Eats hotdogs cold from the tin

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By *igboobstCouple
2 weeks ago

barrow

Posts hotdogs to strangers

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Posts hotdogs to strangers"

Stores hotdogs in an unlikely place

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By *og-ManMan
2 weeks ago

somewhere


"Posts hotdogs to strangers

Stores hotdogs in an unlikely place "

The boobs are actually real

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By *layfullsamMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull


"Posts hotdogs to strangers

Stores hotdogs in an unlikely place

The boobs are actually real "

Collects old toilets

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By *igboobstCouple
2 weeks ago

barrow

Lives in an old shoe

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By *vaRose43Woman
2 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Sniffs bus seats

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By *igboobstCouple
2 weeks ago

barrow

Has a collection of vintage wheel nuts

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
2 weeks ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)


"Can't swim

Wears a push up bra

Dropped in as I was posting, and so not to leave anyone out:

Were the inspiration for Jamie and his magic torch

Tina’s tits once belonged to a Kenny Everett character "

In Captain Kremen I believe

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By *ornywestendboyMan
2 weeks ago

Newcastle

he knows hes the luckiest man alive to get that stunning blonde to suck his cock wow mate well played

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By *YDB75Man
2 weeks ago

east yorkie

He his own secret

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By *comb guyMan
2 weeks ago

York

He is on as straight but I think he likes it up the arse lol

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By *allGent99Man
2 weeks ago

Wirral

A secret sword swallower (joking)

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Is actually 5'3"... in platforms.

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By *YDB75Man
2 weeks ago

east yorkie


"He is on as straight but I think he likes it up the arse lol "

He dosnt he has a limit

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By *avexxMan
2 weeks ago

cheshire

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By *avexxMan
2 weeks ago

cheshire


"Is actually 5'3"... in platforms."
,, shes a real vampire

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"Is actually 5'3"... in platforms.,, shes a real vampire"

His real name is Davexxx

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By *intersoldererMan
2 weeks ago

manchester

She likes her head rubbing...

Both of them.

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By *igboobstCouple
2 weeks ago

barrow

Really wants to live in Liverpool

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By *nthehillscouple2024Couple
2 weeks ago

hants

Hides all of there toys

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By *vaRose43Woman
2 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Masturbates nightly to a pic of David Hasselhoff

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By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

Their bedroom acts as a speakeasy for a depraved sex dungeon.

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By *vaRose43Woman
2 weeks ago

Forest of Dean


"Their bedroom acts as a speakeasy for a depraved sex dungeon."

For fuck sake Joe you promised not to tell everyone!

Also…. He likes to shove a pickled onion up his bum before sex

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
2 weeks ago

Ipswich


"Their bedroom acts as a speakeasy for a depraved sex dungeon.

For fuck sake Joe you promised not to tell everyone!

Also…. He likes to shove a pickled onion up his bum before sex "

Fanny cradock

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By *comb guyMan
2 weeks ago

York

Secret little willy

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester


"

Fanny cradock "

Shouts "scooby dooby dooooo" at the point of orgasm

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By *eeman400Man
2 weeks ago

nottingham

seem stable, but somewhere there’s a group chat they left without saying a word and still check it daily.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
2 weeks ago

Ipswich


"seem stable, but somewhere there’s a group chat they left without saying a word and still check it daily."

Man from Burtons

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By *eparated_galWoman
2 weeks ago

Salford

Pot noodles are their favourite food

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
2 weeks ago

Ipswich


"Pot noodles are their favourite food"

Nigel farage gf

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2 weeks ago


"Pot noodles are their favourite food

Nigel farage gf "

He has a birth spot on his cock

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
2 weeks ago

Ipswich


"Pot noodles are their favourite food

Nigel farage gf

He has a birth spot on his cock"

Advertising Richmond sausages buy one get one free offer

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By *ungfunfellaMan
2 weeks ago

Lincoln

That he loves showing the vein off in public

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"That he loves showing the vein off in public "

Is actually hung... like the mouse of the fields!

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester


"

Is actually hung... like the mouse of the fields!"

Has a secret collection of used tissues, belonging to others people!

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
2 weeks ago

Ipswich


"

Is actually hung... like the mouse of the fields!

Has a secret collection of used tissues, belonging to others people! "

Actress in the Remake of

Debbie does Manchester

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By *illy IdolMan
2 weeks ago

Midlands


"

Is actually hung... like the mouse of the fields!

Has a secret collection of used tissues, belonging to others people! "

She's a Liverpool fan

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By *illy IdolMan
2 weeks ago

Midlands


"

Is actually hung... like the mouse of the fields!

Has a secret collection of used tissues, belonging to others people!

Actress in the Remake of

Debbie does Manchester "

He loves petite women

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By *r TriomanMan
2 weeks ago

Somewhere Southwest


"

Is actually hung... like the mouse of the fields!

Has a secret collection of used tissues, belonging to others people!

Actress in the Remake of

Debbie does Manchester

He loves petite women "

He can't do a Rebel Yell and has never been to a White Wedding.

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By *isskxxyvWoman
2 weeks ago

Reading


"

Is actually hung... like the mouse of the fields!

Has a secret collection of used tissues, belonging to others people!

Actress in the Remake of

Debbie does Manchester

He loves petite women "

Can’t play guitar.

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By *igboobstCouple
2 weeks ago

barrow

Drinks monster before bedtime

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
2 weeks ago

Ipswich


"Drinks monster before bedtime "

Likes playing Mouse trap on Sunday

Only on Sunday

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By *igboobstCouple
2 weeks ago

barrow

Plays scrabble on the sly

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

Loves sniffing bleach

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By *ife NinjaMan
2 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Was a page 3 model 🤓

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By *igboobstCouple
2 weeks ago

barrow

Would rather live in Glasgow

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
2 weeks ago

Ipswich


"Would rather live in Glasgow "

Crumpet tester for warbutons bakery

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By *igboobstCouple
2 weeks ago

barrow

Crumpet hater

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
2 weeks ago

Ipswich


"Crumpet hater "

lol starring in the new porn Movie

Snow White and seven cocks

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By *igboobstCouple
2 weeks ago

barrow

Sucked 7 cocks last weekend

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
2 weeks ago

Beverley

Fills her bra full of easter eggs

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By *rookedsmileMan
2 weeks ago

Derbyshire


"Sucked 7 cocks last weekend "

Their location isn't where they live, its how the boobs are transported

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By *alcon2 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

North


"Fills her bra full of easter eggs "

Tells folks his favourite film is scarface..but it's actually dirty dancing.

Has it on 4k/ special edition box set.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
2 weeks ago

Ipswich


"Fills her bra full of easter eggs

Tells folks his favourite film is scarface..but it's actually dirty dancing.

Has it on 4k/ special edition box set. "

Owns and drives a Tesla

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By *r TriomanMan
2 weeks ago

Somewhere Southwest


"Fills her bra full of easter eggs

Tells folks his favourite film is scarface..but it's actually dirty dancing.

Has it on 4k/ special edition box set. "

Has hair extensions...

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By *inxy777Woman
2 weeks ago

essex

Does not like cake

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By *igboobstCouple
2 weeks ago

barrow

Hates cock

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By *alcon2 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

North

Here's a true one.

I wore braces on my teeth when I was in my 30s.

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By *aizyWoman
2 weeks ago

west midlands

He still wears braces

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By *alcon2 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

North


"He still wears braces"

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By *igboobstCouple
2 weeks ago

barrow

Goes to toni and guy for a trim

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
2 weeks ago

Ipswich


"Goes to toni and guy for a trim "

Hi ho hi hooooo hi ho it’s off to work we go with shovel and stick and seven hard dicks

Classics are always the best

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By *ornywife20Couple
2 weeks ago

North Cork

Was once a pornstar but his family found out

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By *igboobstCouple
2 weeks ago

barrow

Doesn't like Guinness

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
2 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

They met whilst filming The Royal Tenenbaums where they were the stunt team.

B

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By *igboobstCouple
2 weeks ago

barrow

Not a fan of chicken

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
2 weeks ago

Beverley


"Fills her bra full of easter eggs

Tells folks his favourite film is scarface..but it's actually dirty dancing.

Has it on 4k/ special edition box set. "

Only seen one of them, and it isn't scarface

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

Steals the knickers from every women they have sex with and keeps them in zip lock bags in a drawer in their bedroom

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By *ouse-pkMan
2 weeks ago

Nantwich

Purposely fails the metal detector at the airport to get frisked

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By *eavertrackerMan
2 weeks ago

Bridgwater

Was once caught masturbating whilst watching the neighbour sunbathe

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bristol

Oh he totally has a 'My Little Pony' collection...

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By *igboobstCouple
2 weeks ago

barrow

Isn't called Alice

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By *ynamicnatureMan
2 weeks ago

Doncaster

Was in an episode of naked and afraid, and can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together 😁

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol

Smuggles contraband across international borders

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
2 weeks ago

North West/Sometimes South West

Enjoys having a deep cavity search at customs

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By *cribeMan
2 weeks ago

Bridgend

Collects empty tins of corned beef

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By *igboobstCouple
2 weeks ago

barrow

Paints warhammer figures

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By *vonne5exMan
2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"They were once in a well known band rocked by scandal.

Is a MI5 operative that was disgraced in a botched assassination attempt using poisoned underwear"

more likely to be MI6

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Wears women’s knickers xxx

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By *igboobstCouple
2 weeks ago

barrow

Loves crocs

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By *avexxMan
2 weeks ago

cheshire

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"[Removed by poster at 06/04/25 23:33:27]"

Only ever removes posts when they have been full of depraved filth that make his rosary beads rattle !

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By *igboobstCouple
2 weeks ago

barrow


"[Removed by poster at 06/04/25 23:33:27]

Only ever removes posts when they have been full of depraved filth that make his rosary beads rattle !"

doesn't like crumpets

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By *avexxMan
2 weeks ago

cheshire


"[Removed by poster at 06/04/25 23:33:27]

Only ever removes posts when they have been full of depraved filth that make his rosary beads rattle !"

.. bless you granny

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
2 weeks ago

Ipswich


"[Removed by poster at 06/04/25 23:33:27]

Only ever removes posts when they have been full of depraved filth that make his rosary beads rattle ! doesn't like crumpets "

Likes crumpets in her bum

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By *igboobstCouple
2 weeks ago

barrow

Likes skinny birds

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol

Trains crows and ravens to retrieve gold and jewels

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"Loves crocs "

Well spotted eagle eye

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By *igboobstCouple
2 weeks ago

barrow

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By *igboobstCouple
2 weeks ago

barrow

Has a penchant for sea guls

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By *ampireLoveMan
2 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol


"Has a penchant for sea guls "

Wants to hit a seagull with a boob slap

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By *igboobstCouple
2 weeks ago

barrow

Would eat a sea gul if they were easier to catch

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Sex toy tester at santas workshop

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By *igboobstCouple
2 weeks ago

barrow

Hates irn bru and despises roll and sausage

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