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"😍😋" Coffee, tea ? Slice of something ? | |||
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" Come and have a nibble with me to fuel your day... S_S "Read that bit wrong a couple of times  | |||
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"Good Morning Sinister, Hope You're ok? And good morning to all.. Hmm, just a small Brekkie for me please.. 3 Sausage, 4 Bacon, 2 Scrambled Eggs, 3 Hash Browns, Couple of slices of Black Puddin', Some Beans and a Couple of slices of Fried Bread .. Better add some Mushrooms so it keeps healthy lol" That's a breakfast to be proud of. White fried bread or brown? Tea or coffee ? | |||
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" Come and have a nibble with me to fuel your day... S_S
Read that bit wrong a couple of times "I'd be mortified if I thought I could be misconstrued as flirting. 😉 | |||
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"Of coffee for me please and a slice of toast with lots of butter" Brown or white? | |||
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"Bacon sandwich please. Crispy bacon and top quality butter please." Wanna brew with that ? | |||
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" That's a breakfast to be proud of. White fried bread or brown? Tea or coffee ?" Ooh White Bread please and a Pint of Coffee, no milk | |||
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"A very strong coffee please with an extra espresso chaser " A red eye, is what the Americans call it. Coming right up. I'll use the "Arisen from the crypt" strength coffee shall I ? | |||
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" That's a breakfast to be proud of. White fried bread or brown? Tea or coffee ? Ooh White Bread please and a Pint of Coffee, no milk" My pleasure. | |||
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"full english but no black pudding please,, oh white coffee one sugar that would be lovely thank you "Red sauce or brown? | |||
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" Come and have a nibble with me to fuel your day... S_S
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I'd be mortified if I thought I could be misconstrued as flirting.
😉"I know, that'd be uncharacteristic of you 
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" That's a breakfast to be proud of. White fried bread or brown? Tea or coffee ? Ooh White Bread please and a Pint of Coffee, no milk My pleasure. " Aah , that'll keep me going till about midday.. thank you xx | |||
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" Come and have a nibble with me to fuel your day... S_S
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I'd be mortified if I thought I could be misconstrued as flirting.
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I'll just sit down here behind the Counter and be quiet "No passengers here Mate. If you're behind my counter, you can wash my pots. (This is not a euphemism). | |||
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"A very strong coffee please with an extra espresso chaser A red eye, is what the Americans call it. Coming right up. I'll use the "Arisen from the crypt" strength coffee shall I ? " Now you’re talking my language. Strong enough to wake the dead | |||
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"1 lt of french press coffee and a small jug of whole milk on the side. Quiet corner to watch the world go by it the window and TV with the news the other side. I'd like some white toast for now. Buttered once cold, one with pate on it and the other with honey. Oh and a small block of strong cheddar cheese please. When I'm ready to leave I'll grab a banana for the road. Xxx Please that would be lovely. Xx Thanks xxx" It's so difficult to please the customers when they're vague about their breakfast needs. Your food will be with you shortly. | |||
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"A very strong coffee please with an extra espresso chaser A red eye, is what the Americans call it. Coming right up. I'll use the "Arisen from the crypt" strength coffee shall I ? Now you’re talking my language. Strong enough to wake the dead" It's strong enough to wake the deads ancestors. I'm partial to a cup myself. | |||
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"No passengers here Mate. If you're behind my counter, you can wash my pots. (This is not a euphemism). " Typical.. *grabs a scourer* | |||
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"Porridge please plain no sweetener made with water rather than milk "My pleasure. It's on its way. Would you like a brew ? | |||
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"Salmon and scrambled eggs please x" Toast with that ? Tea or coffee as well ? | |||
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"Salmon and scrambled eggs please x Toast with that ? Tea or coffee as well ?" Toast lightly done coffee small cup with a saucer please | |||
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"A black coffee please then please come back to bed." Laughs, maybe. 😉 | |||
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"5 caramel lattes, and 20 b&h silver please. " Ah, the "eatings cheating" breakfast. Coming right up, Mr K. | |||
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"Just a strong coffee would be lovely please SinSpin. " For you darling, I'd give you the world on a plate. 😘 | |||
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"Decaff tea , and dippy eggs with toast. Hope you don’t mind that I am naked" I shall be extra careful with the hot elements of your breakfast, that's my only stipulation. Would you like a cushion ? | |||
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"Stroooooonnnggg coffee please!" We have the Crypt Riser coffee on this morning shorty. A bucket of that suit you ? | |||
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"Porridge for me,made with milk and and add prones and yogurt ,or just golden syrup. " It'll have to be syrup. I loathe prunes with a vengeance. | |||
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"Porridge please plain no sweetener made with water rather than milk
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Would you like a brew ?"Black tea please no sugar | |||
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"Porridge please plain no sweetener made with water rather than milk
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Black tea please no sugar "It's on its way. | |||
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"Can I have some bacon and scrambled eggs please with an orange juice and fruit tee " Brown or white toast? | |||
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"My request is simple .I wouldn't mined a cup of tea. " It's on its way. | |||
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"Morning. I don't eat breakfast unless I'm on holiday, so I'll just enjoy an Americano..2 sugars and a splash of milk. Cheers." Sure I can't tempt you into a nibble of breakfast ? | |||
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"Morning. I don't eat breakfast unless I'm on holiday, so I'll just enjoy an Americano..2 sugars and a splash of milk. Cheers. Sure I can't tempt you into a nibble of breakfast ?" I'm pretty sure you could tempt me into a lot of things, but breakfast wouldn't be one of them. Sorry, I'm sure your fry ups are top notch. | |||
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"1 lt of french press coffee and a small jug of whole milk on the side. Quiet corner to watch the world go by it the window and TV with the news the other side. I'd like some white toast for now. Buttered once cold, one with pate on it and the other with honey. Oh and a small block of strong cheddar cheese please. When I'm ready to leave I'll grab a banana for the road. Xxx Please that would be lovely. Xx Thanks xxx It's so difficult to please the customers when they're vague about their breakfast needs. Your food will be with you shortly. "And breath...😌 thanks I can finally settle. Looking forward to unwinding to the bustling sounds of your coffee shop. Xxx | |||
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"Morning. I don't eat breakfast unless I'm on holiday, so I'll just enjoy an Americano..2 sugars and a splash of milk. Cheers. Sure I can't tempt you into a nibble of breakfast ? I'm pretty sure you could tempt me into a lot of things, but breakfast wouldn't be one of them. Sorry, I'm sure your fry ups are top notch." I shall leave your appetites unsatisfied. Don't go giving my café a 1 * review please. | |||
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"1 lt of french press coffee and a small jug of whole milk on the side. Quiet corner to watch the world go by it the window and TV with the news the other side. I'd like some white toast for now. Buttered once cold, one with pate on it and the other with honey. Oh and a small block of strong cheddar cheese please. When I'm ready to leave I'll grab a banana for the road. Xxx Please that would be lovely. Xx Thanks xxx It's so difficult to please the customers when they're vague about their breakfast needs. Your food will be with you shortly.
And breath...😌 thanks I can finally settle. Looking forward to unwinding to the bustling sounds of your coffee shop. Xxx"Stick around long enough and you'll get a job. | |||
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"Good morning SS. Can I have a bowl of bran flakes and a bacon sandwich please. Would it be rude to grab a smooch with you as well? 😘🤓" Bran flakes ? Sure. Bacon, always have plenty of that on. Tea or coffee FN? Sadly you've come to the cafe on "no smooch Sunday". Another time x | |||
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" Stick around long enough and you'll get a job. "**Passes the Scourer to WeddedWanderer and legs it to the other side of the counter** Another Pint of Coffee please | |||
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"Good morning SS. Can I have a bowl of bran flakes and a bacon sandwich please. Would it be rude to grab a smooch with you as well? 😘🤓 Bran flakes ? Sure. Bacon, always have plenty of that on. Tea or coffee FN? Sadly you've come to the cafe on "no smooch Sunday". Another time x " Milkshake please. Another time, definitely you gorgeous woman 😘🤓 | |||
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"I am absolutely dying after a heavy night last night And and all hangover cures quietly asked for" oh sweetheart, you have my sympathy. I'd suggest, A nice cold drink, Painkillers, A sleep. Then either a huge Scottish style fry up, or a piece of toast. Depending on how badly you're dying. Other hangover cures are available. | |||
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" Stick around long enough and you'll get a job.
**Passes the Scourer to WeddedWanderer and legs it to the other side of the counter**
Another Pint of Coffee please "Thanks for your help x Coffees on its way. | |||
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"Thanks for your help x Coffees on its way. " Glad to have been of assistance Ma'am.. 
Ooh thank you x | |||
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"I am absolutely dying after a heavy night last night And and all hangover cures quietly asked for oh sweetheart, you have my sympathy. I'd suggest, A nice cold drink, Painkillers, A sleep. Then either a huge Scottish style fry up, or a piece of toast. Depending on how badly you're dying. Other hangover cures are available. " I've currently just woke up and can reverb roll over with it it hurting my head! | |||
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"Can I have some bacon and scrambled eggs please with an orange juice and fruit tee Brown or white toast? " Pancakes please | |||
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"If you do deliveries, that would just be amazing I doubt I'm going to make it to the cafe today" I have delivery folks to help me. I'll send over everything (or nearly everything) you could need to recover. | |||
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"Can I have some bacon and scrambled eggs please with an orange juice and fruit tee Brown or white toast? Pancakes please " Great idea. | |||
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"Good morning SS. Can I have a bowl of bran flakes and a bacon sandwich please. Would it be rude to grab a smooch with you as well? 😘🤓 Bran flakes ? Sure. Bacon, always have plenty of that on. Tea or coffee FN? Sadly you've come to the cafe on "no smooch Sunday". Another time x Milkshake please. Another time, definitely you gorgeous woman 😘🤓" What flavour shake FN ? | |||
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"Good morning SS. Can I have a bowl of bran flakes and a bacon sandwich please. Would it be rude to grab a smooch with you as well? 😘🤓 Bran flakes ? Sure. Bacon, always have plenty of that on. Tea or coffee FN? Sadly you've come to the cafe on "no smooch Sunday". Another time x Milkshake please. Another time, definitely you gorgeous woman 😘🤓 What flavour shake FN ?" Strawberry. Topped off with squinty cream, please 🤓 | |||
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"Good morning SS. Can I have a bowl of bran flakes and a bacon sandwich please. Would it be rude to grab a smooch with you as well? 😘🤓 Bran flakes ? Sure. Bacon, always have plenty of that on. Tea or coffee FN? Sadly you've come to the cafe on "no smooch Sunday". Another time x Milkshake please. Another time, definitely you gorgeous woman 😘🤓 What flavour shake FN ? Strawberry. Topped off with squinty cream, please 🤓" With bran flakes. That's what I call balance. Well played. | |||
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"Good morning SS. Can I have a bowl of bran flakes and a bacon sandwich please. Would it be rude to grab a smooch with you as well? 😘🤓 Bran flakes ? Sure. Bacon, always have plenty of that on. Tea or coffee FN? Sadly you've come to the cafe on "no smooch Sunday". Another time x Milkshake please. Another time, definitely you gorgeous woman 😘🤓 What flavour shake FN ? Strawberry. Topped off with squinty cream, please 🤓 With bran flakes. That's what I call balance. Well played. " Live a little 🤭🤓 | |||
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"Seems busy here SS, I'll not pile the pressure on with a big order; just a tea for me, I'll go sit out in the morning sun and wait for the rush to die down." I mean, if you're at a loose end babe, you could wipe my sides down. | |||
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""Ace!' "Couple of your delightful baps please op" 😉 "Bacon with brown sauce please " "With a cup of tea, 1 sugar with cow juice!" " Cheers op" 🥰" A pair of juicy stuffed baps. And a hot brew. Don't let the sauce run down your chin. Enjoy !! | |||
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"Good morning Fab Folks, Ths Sinister Café is open... Can I get you a brew? Are you peckish? Have you been up all night and need reviving ? Off to visit people and need some sustenance? Bacons crisping. Sausages, are sizzling. Eggs are cracking. Yogurt, fresh fruit and the light bites are ready. Come and have a nibble with me to fuel your day... S_S "is your clit available to nibble on | |||
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"Good morning Fab Folks, Ths Sinister Café is open... Can I get you a brew? Are you peckish? Have you been up all night and need reviving ? Off to visit people and need some sustenance? Bacons crisping. Sausages, are sizzling. Eggs are cracking. Yogurt, fresh fruit and the light bites are ready. Come and have a nibble with me to fuel your day... S_S is your clit available to nibble on "Don't be that guy. | |||
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"Full English please- would love someone to make me breakfast 😁" My pleasure. Do you want toast ? Tea, coffee and juice ? | |||
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"I’d like a paracetamol. " Just water with that or can you manage a brew ? | |||
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"Full English please- would love someone to make me breakfast 😁 My pleasure. Do you want toast ? Tea, coffee and juice ? " Definitely juice please  | |||
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"Eggs benedict and some OJ would be lush this morning 😍" I love eggs bene, do you want salmon, bacon or spinach ? You can have all 3 .... I encourage extravagance on a Sunday. | |||
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"Full English please- would love someone to make me breakfast 😁 My pleasure. Do you want toast ? Tea, coffee and juice ? Definitely juice please "I'll get a staff member to squeeze some fresh OJ for you. | |||
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"I've just made spiced Shakshouka with chorizo croutons, served with toasted flatbread and halloumi fried in chorizo oil. I may need a while before second breakfast." Oh my goodness, that's a breakfast of champions right there. Amazing work. | |||
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"Full English please- would love someone to make me breakfast 😁 My pleasure. Do you want toast ? Tea, coffee and juice ? " Toast, strong coffee and orange juice please 😁 | |||
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"Good morning Fab Folks, Ths Sinister Café is open... Can I get you a brew? Are you peckish? Have you been up all night and need reviving ? Off to visit people and need some sustenance? Bacons crisping. Sausages, are sizzling. Eggs are cracking. Yogurt, fresh fruit and the light bites are ready. Come and have a nibble with me to fuel your day... S_S " | |||
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"Full English please- would love someone to make me breakfast 😁 My pleasure. Do you want toast ? Tea, coffee and juice ? Toast, strong coffee and orange juice please 😁" The weekend coffee is the "Rising from the Crypt", super strong blend. It's proving very popular. It's so strong it holds up it's own shelf in the café. | |||
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"What are the options for your eggs? x
Good morning Fab Folks,
Ths Sinister Café is open...
Can I get you a brew?
Are you peckish?
Have you been up all night and need reviving ?
Off to visit people and need some sustenance?
Bacons crisping.
Sausages, are sizzling.
Eggs are cracking.
Yogurt, fresh fruit and the light bites are ready.
Come and have a nibble with me to fuel your day...
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"Eggs? Fried, boiled, scrambled. Or you will be pelted with them if you're a nuisance. | |||
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"Eggs benedict and some OJ would be lush this morning 😍 I love eggs bene, do you want salmon, bacon or spinach ? You can have all 3 .... I encourage extravagance on a Sunday. " Oh my, well if it's all on offer I have been known to be a greedy and extravagant girl 🤩 | |||
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"I've just made spiced Shakshouka with chorizo croutons, served with toasted flatbread and halloumi fried in chorizo oil. I may need a while before second breakfast." That sounds lush 🤤 | |||
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"Eggs benedict and some OJ would be lush this morning 😍 I love eggs bene, do you want salmon, bacon or spinach ? You can have all 3 .... I encourage extravagance on a Sunday. Oh my, well if it's all on offer I have been known to be a greedy and extravagant girl 🤩" I wholly support this approach, I may even join you. 😘 | |||
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"Good morning Pancakes please" Sure, bacon on them or something else? And a brew too ? | |||
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"Good morning Fab Folks, Ths Sinister Café is open... Can I get you a brew? Are you peckish? Have you been up all night and need reviving ? Off to visit people and need some sustenance? Bacons crisping. Sausages, are sizzling. Eggs are cracking. Yogurt, fresh fruit and the light bites are ready. Come and have a nibble with me to fuel your day... S_S "Yes please, a nice big cup of tea in bed please and jump in with us for a brew if you wish. Heavy night last night and that's just what the doctor ordered. | |||
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"Good morning Fab Folks, Ths Sinister Café is open... Can I get you a brew? Are you peckish? Have you been up all night and need reviving ? Off to visit people and need some sustenance? Bacons crisping. Sausages, are sizzling. Eggs are cracking. Yogurt, fresh fruit and the light bites are ready. Come and have a nibble with me to fuel your day... S_S
Yes please, a nice big cup of tea in bed please and jump in with us for a brew if you wish. Heavy night last night and that's just what the doctor ordered."Tea in Bed, I'm on my way. Just what you need to lubricate your morning. Anything else I can get you ? | |||
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"I’d like a paracetamol. Just water with that or can you manage a brew ?" All the coffee pleas. | |||
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"I’d like a paracetamol. Just water with that or can you manage a brew ? All the coffee pleas. " The weekend coffee is the "Rising from the Crypt", super strong blend. It's proving very popular. It's so strong it holds up it's own shelf in the café. | |||
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"Good morning Fab Folks, Ths Sinister Café is open... Can I get you a brew? Are you peckish? Have you been up all night and need reviving ? Off to visit people and need some sustenance? Bacons crisping. Sausages, are sizzling. Eggs are cracking. Yogurt, fresh fruit and the light bites are ready. Come and have a nibble with me to fuel your day... S_S
Yes please, a nice big cup of tea in bed please and jump in with us for a brew if you wish. Heavy night last night and that's just what the doctor ordered.
Tea in Bed, I'm on my way.
Just what you need to lubricate your morning.
Anything else I can get you ?
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"Good morning Fab Folks, Ths Sinister Café is open... Can I get you a brew? Are you peckish? Have you been up all night and need reviving ? Off to visit people and need some sustenance? Bacons crisping. Sausages, are sizzling. Eggs are cracking. Yogurt, fresh fruit and the light bites are ready. Come and have a nibble with me to fuel your day... S_S
Yes please, a nice big cup of tea in bed please and jump in with us for a brew if you wish. Heavy night last night and that's just what the doctor ordered.
Tea in Bed, I'm on my way.
Just what you need to lubricate your morning.
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I'm sure there will be. Jump in, we'll have a nice cup of tea and take it from there. "I'll have a coffee and maybe a cuddle if that's OK? | |||
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"Does this place do eggy bread? " Happy to. Wanna brew too ? | |||
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"Is it to late for cooked breakfast Sorry had a lie in Coffee as well please large pot if possible TIA "Happy to rustle that up for you. There's always time for a good breakfast. | |||
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"Good morning Fab Folks, Ths Sinister Café is open... Can I get you a brew? Are you peckish? Have you been up all night and need reviving ? Off to visit people and need some sustenance? Bacons crisping. Sausages, are sizzling. Eggs are cracking. Yogurt, fresh fruit and the light bites are ready. Come and have a nibble with me to fuel your day... S_S
Yes please, a nice big cup of tea in bed please and jump in with us for a brew if you wish. Heavy night last night and that's just what the doctor ordered.
Tea in Bed, I'm on my way.
Just what you need to lubricate your morning.
Anything else I can get you ?
I'm sure there will be. Jump in, we'll have a nice cup of tea and take it from there.
I'll have a coffee and maybe a cuddle if that's OK?"You are more than welcome. Grab your coffee and come jump in the middle. We only have one rule, our bed is a naked bed. | |||
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"Good morning Fab Folks, Ths Sinister Café is open... Can I get you a brew? Are you peckish? Have you been up all night and need reviving ? Off to visit people and need some sustenance? Bacons crisping. Sausages, are sizzling. Eggs are cracking. Yogurt, fresh fruit and the light bites are ready. Come and have a nibble with me to fuel your day... S_S
Yes please, a nice big cup of tea in bed please and jump in with us for a brew if you wish. Heavy night last night and that's just what the doctor ordered.
Tea in Bed, I'm on my way.
Just what you need to lubricate your morning.
Anything else I can get you ?
I'm sure there will be. Jump in, we'll have a nice cup of tea and take it from there.
I'll have a coffee and maybe a cuddle if that's OK?
You are more than welcome. Grab your coffee and come jump in the middle. We only have one rule, our bed is a naked bed."As long as there's people in it, I'm happy to be naked. | |||
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"I don't eat until 6pm if you are still open I will come back x" Happy to help, just give me a knock. | |||
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"Is it to late for cooked breakfast Sorry had a lie in Coffee as well please large pot if possible TIA
Happy to rustle that up for you.
There's always time for a good breakfast. "Especially if fried bread included lol happy Sunday to chef and all | |||
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"Good morning Fab Folks, Ths Sinister Café is open... Can I get you a brew? Are you peckish? Have you been up all night and need reviving ? Off to visit people and need some sustenance? Bacons crisping. Sausages, are sizzling. Eggs are cracking. Yogurt, fresh fruit and the light bites are ready. Come and have a nibble with me to fuel your day... S_S
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Full English please .. black and white pudding and poached egg .. toast and tea please .. shirk be good for starters
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"A nice hot cuppa for now please, no sugar. I eat brunch so a little early for 🍳🥓 but thank you. What would you like? " Tea for you, yes ? I'm going for bacon and eggs in a bit. I've already had a bucket of coffee. | |||
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"Coffee plse " Sure, it's on its way. | |||
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"Good morning Fab Folks, Ths Sinister Café is open... Can I get you a brew? Are you peckish? Have you been up all night and need reviving ? Off to visit people and need some sustenance? Bacons crisping. Sausages, are sizzling. Eggs are cracking. Yogurt, fresh fruit and the light bites are ready. Come and have a nibble with me to fuel your day... S_S
Yes please, a nice big cup of tea in bed please and jump in with us for a brew if you wish. Heavy night last night and that's just what the doctor ordered.
Tea in Bed, I'm on my way.
Just what you need to lubricate your morning.
Anything else I can get you ?
I'm sure there will be. Jump in, we'll have a nice cup of tea and take it from there.
I'll have a coffee and maybe a cuddle if that's OK?
You are more than welcome. Grab your coffee and come jump in the middle. We only have one rule, our bed is a naked bed.
As long as there's people in it, I'm happy to be naked. "Then we will see you in a minute. Don't stand on ceremony, just squeeze yourself in between us, we'll look after you. White, one sugar for us please. | |||
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"Good morning Fab Folks, Ths Sinister Café is open... Can I get you a brew? Are you peckish? Have you been up all night and need reviving ? Off to visit people and need some sustenance? Bacons crisping. Sausages, are sizzling. Eggs are cracking. Yogurt, fresh fruit and the light bites are ready. Come and have a nibble with me to fuel your day... S_S
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Full English please .. black and white pudding and poached egg .. toast and tea please .. shirk be good for starters
Let me get that sorted for you.
A man needs his strength to get through his chores.
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"Seems busy here SS, I'll not pile the pressure on with a big order; just a tea for me, I'll go sit out in the morning sun and wait for the rush to die down. I mean, if you're at a loose end babe, you could wipe my sides down. " ...sorry, I was out enjoying the sunshine. Gimmie a shout once you're done and I'll come in an wipe your sides, your fronts, your tops, everywhere; proper job too, will get into all those hard to reach places. another brew in the meantime though if you don't mind 😏 | |||
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"Seems busy here SS, I'll not pile the pressure on with a big order; just a tea for me, I'll go sit out in the morning sun and wait for the rush to die down. I mean, if you're at a loose end babe, you could wipe my sides down. ...sorry, I was out enjoying the sunshine. Gimmie a shout once you're done and I'll come in an wipe your sides, your fronts, your tops, everywhere; proper job too, will get into all those hard to reach places. another brew in the meantime though if you don't mind 😏" Let's do it !! | |||
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"Ooh, bacon, sausage, hash brown and mushroom bap with black coffee please! 😁😁" Do you want sauce with that ? I reckon your bap needs a good dollop of something ! | |||
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"I'll have a hot bowl of mealiemeal with cold milk and a sprinkling of sugar, thank you. " Pap? And a coffee or redbush ? | |||
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"Crikey Cafe Spinster is ramped out today with orders and offers of service … I’m happy to scramble your eggs and add a sausage or two in the kitchen if it helps … " I'm sure you have other duties 😋 | |||
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"Crikey Cafe Spinster is ramped out today with orders and offers of service … I’m happy to scramble your eggs and add a sausage or two in the kitchen if it helps … I'm sure you have other duties 😋" Er .. funny enough ..not at moment .. I’m ready for sausage support at drop an egg … | |||
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"Do milkshakes? " Sure. Any particular flavour ? | |||
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"Crikey Cafe Spinster is ramped out today with orders and offers of service … I’m happy to scramble your eggs and add a sausage or two in the kitchen if it helps … I'm sure you have other duties 😋 Er .. funny enough ..not at moment .. I’m ready for sausage support at drop an egg … " You're a sausage supporter? | |||
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"I'll have a hot bowl of mealiemeal with cold milk and a sprinkling of sugar, thank you. Pap? And a coffee or redbush ?" Yes, but obviously not stywe pap, this is breakfast. Normal tea is just fine, thank you. | |||
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"I'll have a hot bowl of mealiemeal with cold milk and a sprinkling of sugar, thank you. Pap? And a coffee or redbush ? Yes, but obviously not stywe pap, this is breakfast. Normal tea is just fine, thank you. " I'll do your order right now. Take a seat and make yourself comfortable. | |||
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"Sorry have to ask .. are the milkshakes from your yard ? …. … " Damn right, & they're better than yours. | |||
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"Just got up 🤯🤯, still serving??" For you, of course. What would you like for your breakfast ? | |||
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"I'll have a hot bowl of mealiemeal with cold milk and a sprinkling of sugar, thank you. Pap? And a coffee or redbush ? Yes, but obviously not stywe pap, this is breakfast. Normal tea is just fine, thank you. I'll do your order right now. Take a seat and make yourself comfortable. " yay, thank you | |||
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"What's available for me to slurp on? Maybe some maple syrup with that?" There appears to be a rush to have my milkshakes. I've lured numerous boys to my yard by the looks of it.  | |||
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"Strawberry please! " I'll whizz that up for you now. | |||
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"Sorry have to ask .. are the milkshakes from your yard ? …. … Damn right, & they're better than yours. " Love it … | |||
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"What's available for me to slurp on? Maybe some maple syrup with that? There appears to be a rush to have my milkshakes. I've lured numerous boys to my yard by the looks of it. "It’s the way you wind ….. what man can resist home made milk shake .. a damn fine addition to the breakfast menu imo | |||
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"As the coffee machine wasn’t playing ball this morning, I’d love a latte. L" A faulty coffee machine? That's a horrific prospect. I'll bring your latte over. | |||
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"As the coffee machine wasn’t playing ball this morning, I’d love a latte. L A faulty coffee machine? That's a horrific prospect. I'll bring your latte over. " Awful isn’t it?! Thank you 🙂☕️ | |||
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"Am I too late? x"Not if you are bringing your milkshake from the yard … | |||
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"As the coffee machine wasn’t playing ball this morning, I’d love a latte. L A faulty coffee machine? That's a horrific prospect. I'll bring your latte over. Awful isn’t it?! Thank you 🙂☕️" I'd consider a latte a crime against caffeine, but the customer gets what the customer wants. | |||
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"Am I too late? x"You my sweet, can have whatever, whenever. | |||
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"Stroooooonnnggg coffee please! We have the Crypt Riser coffee on this morning shorty. A bucket of that suit you ? " Intravenously please | |||
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You my sweet, can have whatever, whenever.
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"Stroooooonnnggg coffee please! We have the Crypt Riser coffee on this morning shorty. A bucket of that suit you ? Intravenously please "Certainly, in 1 arm or both ? | |||
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"Am I too late? x
You my sweet, can have whatever, whenever.
bacon sarnie, red sauce and coffee please, thank you xx "I'll bring you the finest breakfast you've had this weekend. | |||
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"Am I too late? x
You my sweet, can have whatever, whenever.
bacon sarnie, red sauce and coffee please, thank you xx
I'll bring you the finest breakfast you've had this weekend. " cannot wait! X | |||
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"Defo sense the women in Cafe Spinster get the red carpet treatment …… " You got a milkshake, what more do you need ? | |||
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"Am I too late? x
You my sweet, can have whatever, whenever.
bacon sarnie, red sauce and coffee please, thank you xx
I'll bring you the finest breakfast you've had this weekend. cannot wait! X"It's the least I can do | |||
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"Defo sense the women in Cafe Spinster get the red carpet treatment …… You got a milkshake, what more do you need ? " Never got to deliver my sausage or scramble your eggs did I … But the milkshake was very nice ! | |||
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"As the coffee machine wasn’t playing ball this morning, I’d love a latte. L A faulty coffee machine? That's a horrific prospect. I'll bring your latte over. Awful isn’t it?! Thank you 🙂☕️ I'd consider a latte a crime against caffeine, but the customer gets what the customer wants. "😂 I’m addicted to the texture. | |||
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"As the coffee machine wasn’t playing ball this morning, I’d love a latte. L A faulty coffee machine? That's a horrific prospect. I'll bring your latte over. Awful isn’t it?! Thank you 🙂☕️ I'd consider a latte a crime against caffeine, but the customer gets what the customer wants.
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"Is Cafe Spinster open for brunch? " For you dear, yes. What can I get you ? | |||
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"Coming right up. It might be the last order of the day. " Ok … you run out of milkshake from your yard ? | |||
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