FabSwingers.com forum: The unequivocal comedy value of a well timed fart.

By *hief Scout OP Man
2 weeks ago

Wild Border Country of Herts & Middx !

Was out picking up a couple of bits up in supermarket earlier, and around ten yards away there was a nicely turned out girl, about seven or eight I'd guess, happily dancing/spinning to herself while her Mum & Dad were shopping - and mid-spin she let's one go. Audibly. A full-on, no chance of possibly smothering it "parrrrrpppp".

I've looked round. She's stopped dancing. I've smiled....and she's burst out laughing ! (And so did her Dad).

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
2 weeks ago

London

One of my favourite recent social media videos is in a cinema watching Oppenheimer and someone farting at the end of the nuke countdown. 10/10

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
2 weeks ago

Sussex

A college "pal" let out a silent but deadly one just before hopping out of the lift as the doors were closing. The stench hit immediately but I was only alone with it for a few seconds. The doors opened again and a couple of really good looking ladies got in. The following minute felt like an hour.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
1 week ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"One of my favourite recent social media videos is in a cinema watching Oppenheimer and someone farting at the end of the nuke countdown. 10/10 "

This is a classic. The timing is spot on! You know they're watching the movie for the second time just so they can time that fart to perfection! 🤣🤣

there's another one in a church that's just as good, not for the timing, but for the volume!

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By *inchestersBitchWoman
1 week ago

mid glam

You can never trust a fart after 40

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
1 week ago

Willenhall

"You can never trust a fart after 40

I beg to differ. I haven't yet squeezed out a fart that had lumps in it yet.

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By *inchestersBitchWoman
1 week ago

mid glam

"You can never trust a fart after 40

I beg to differ. I haven't yet squeezed out a fart that had lumps in it yet."

You haven't lived lol

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By *ynamite500Man
1 week ago

Angus

I once dropped a doozie in the cable cars at Alton towers, just as the doors closed too..it was perfect.. the car was full of people... Even had little kids getting upset because of the smell. Let me tell you, I felt proud that day!!😈

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