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"Good evening fiddlesticks! I’m on a Gavi at the moment so a top would be appreciated please 😁" Good evening to you too. I've asked Big Harold to pop over. Hope that's enough Top for you.  | |||
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"Black sambucca and lemonade please sir" On it's way Madam. (Mmmm sounds nice that does) might pout myself one too. | |||
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"Can I have a margarita please Innkeep?" You don't need the ?. Of course you may Sir. Enjoy. | |||
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"Bottle of your finest brown ale please" NewkyB heading your way Sir. The label is blue, so you know it's the perfect temperature. | |||
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"Bottle of your finest brown ale please NewkyB heading your way Sir. The label is blue, so you know it's the perfect temperature. "A man of knowledge i see! Very good | |||
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"Double Jagermeister and Vanilla please "Making it for you now Sir. Bombs away! | |||
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"Bottle of your finest brown ale please NewkyB heading your way Sir. The label is blue, so you know it's the perfect temperature.
A man of knowledge i see! Very good"A good host always does their homework to ensure the beverage is tiptop. | |||
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"👀👀👀 Let me finish another bottle first … " Might as well just use the bottle as the Top. Probably feel akin! | |||
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"Phew!! "What a day" ... Lifting my short arse up onto a bar stool and looking around the room... "Few familiar, errrr profiles tonight"... "May I have a pint of your finest chilled Guinness please ?" ... Slides a tenner onto the bar. " There's a tip for you if you can draw a shamrock into the pour!" 😁" No problem Sir. I'll have a Shamcock etched into the head of that Guinness immediately. | |||
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"Can I have a margarita please Innkeep? You don't need the ?. Of course you may Sir. Enjoy. "Perfect and it’s a top shelf one as well. Thank you. | |||
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"Black sambucca and lemonade please sir On it's way Madam. (Mmmm sounds nice that does) might pout myself one too. "It is delicious and goes down very well, so just keep them coming sir, I'll be sat at the end of the bar | |||
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"Black sambucca and lemonade please sir On it's way Madam. (Mmmm sounds nice that does) might pout myself one too.
It is delicious and goes down very well, so just keep them coming sir, I'll be sat at the end of the bar"The bar is very busy tonight. How will I spot you? | |||
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"Phew!! "What a day" ... Lifting my short arse up onto a bar stool and looking around the room... "Few familiar, errrr profiles tonight"... "May I have a pint of your finest chilled Guinness please ?" ... Slides a tenner onto the bar. " There's a tip for you if you can draw a shamrock into the pour!" 😁 No problem Sir. I'll have a Shamcock etched into the head of that Guinness immediately. "" Why thank you good sir!, Here's my tenner! Have one one me too!" Keep the change!😉 | |||
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"Black sambucca and lemonade please sir On it's way Madam. (Mmmm sounds nice that does) might pout myself one too.
It is delicious and goes down very well, so just keep them coming sir, I'll be sat at the end of the bar
The bar is very busy tonight. How will I spot you? "You can't miss my pink hair  | |||
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"Black sambucca and lemonade please sir On it's way Madam. (Mmmm sounds nice that does) might pout myself one too.
It is delicious and goes down very well, so just keep them coming sir, I'll be sat at the end of the bar
The bar is very busy tonight. How will I spot you?
You can't miss my pink hair ".... You've dyed your pubes.... Mmmm, Cheeky, I like it! | |||
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"Wonderful, a devils margarita please. I’m in the bath so if you wouldn’t mind sending someone up with it please and thank You " I'll send Diego to bring your tipple immediately. .... He is a bit handsy though. Is it that okay? | |||
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"Guiness for me " Stout fellow. On it's way Sir | |||
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"Dry Martini please "Shaken about the place or stirred 007 times Madam? | |||
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"Dry Martini please
Shaken about the place or stirred 007 times Madam? "Depends what you're stirring it with.... | |||
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"Wonderful, a devils margarita please. I’m in the bath so if you wouldn’t mind sending someone up with it please and thank You I'll send Diego to bring your tipple immediately. .... He is a bit handsy though. Is it that okay? " I’m sure I can “handle” Diego 😏 thank you | |||
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"Dry Martini please
Shaken about the place or stirred 007 times Madam?
Depends what you're stirring it with...."My Walthur PPk (always ready for action pistol) | |||
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"Wonderful, a devils margarita please. I’m in the bath so if you wouldn’t mind sending someone up with it please and thank You I'll send Diego to bring your tipple immediately. .... He is a bit handsy though. Is it that okay? I’m sure I can “handle” Diego 😏 thank you " Please do excuse the chest hair and designer stubble. (he sometimes growls when he orgasms too as I've been told) | |||
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"Can I get Diego from the trolley puuuleeeze. And an espresso martini, ice cold. Maybe some crisps. " I'm afraid Diego is currently otherwise engaged Madam. However. Emiliano is available? A little less chest forest but ridiculous thighs and rather large between by all accounts. Would that be okay? | |||
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"A good bourbon neat would be divine please" 1 Pappy van winkle heading your way Sir. Enjoy. | |||
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"Chardonnay and a gin and tonic please " Who's having which? Don't wish to make a faux pas serving? | |||
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"not driving this week, so an Appletons Estate Rum for me please. " On it's way. Enjoy and don't hesitate to nod me for a refill. | |||
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"Can I get Diego from the trolley puuuleeeze. And an espresso martini, ice cold. Maybe some crisps. I'm afraid Diego is currently otherwise engaged Madam. However. Emiliano is available? A little less chest forest but ridiculous thighs and rather large between by all accounts. Would that be okay? "Well if Emiliano has crisps… | |||
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"Can I get Diego from the trolley puuuleeeze. And an espresso martini, ice cold. Maybe some crisps. I'm afraid Diego is currently otherwise engaged Madam. However. Emiliano is available? A little less chest forest but ridiculous thighs and rather large between by all accounts. Would that be okay?
Well if Emiliano has crisps…"He's got two big bagfuls of ready salted? Shall I send him? | |||
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"Chardonnay and a gin and tonic please Who's having which? Don't wish to make a faux pas serving? " G and T for the Mrs please, Chardonnay for the mr | |||
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"17months sober or would love a tripple" Sorry Sir. I'm not serving you a drink. The bar is closed.  | |||
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"Chardonnay and a gin and tonic please Who's having which? Don't wish to make a faux pas serving? G and T for the Mrs please, Chardonnay for the mr " Is it ok if I deliver them undressed. My bar apron is in the wash and the only other outfit I have is a Halloween Banana? | |||
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"Can I get Diego from the trolley puuuleeeze. And an espresso martini, ice cold. Maybe some crisps. I'm afraid Diego is currently otherwise engaged Madam. However. Emiliano is available? A little less chest forest but ridiculous thighs and rather large between by all accounts. Would that be okay?
Well if Emiliano has crisps…
He's got two big bagfuls of ready salted? Shall I send him? "Smutty. Very smutty. Feel like the tone has been lowered. We’ve all been cheapened and whatever aspirations to moral greatness we once entertained are now but distant flickers of a dying light, enveloped by darkness. Anyway, yes please. | |||
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"Can I get Diego from the trolley puuuleeeze. And an espresso martini, ice cold. Maybe some crisps. I'm afraid Diego is currently otherwise engaged Madam. However. Emiliano is available? A little less chest forest but ridiculous thighs and rather large between by all accounts. Would that be okay?
Well if Emiliano has crisps…
He's got two big bagfuls of ready salted? Shall I send him?
Smutty. Very smutty. Feel like the tone has been lowered. We’ve all been cheapened and whatever aspirations to moral greatness we once entertained are now but distant flickers of a dying light, enveloped by darkness.
Anyway, yes please. "Sending him to you right now Madam. | |||
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"Thank you to all that have engaged my thread tonight and engaged in this virtual social. I'm closing the Fab bar now. Looking forward to quenching your thirsts next Saturday. "Noooooo... ...I was just about to request a double bourbon and Curiosity Cola. I didn't hear no bell! | |||
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"Typical, I missed last orders again " You did. Crisp? | |||
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"Typical, I missed last orders again You did. Crisp? " got a full-english in Sinsiters Cafe but thanks for the offer Glow | |||
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"A good bourbon neat would be divine please 1 Pappy van winkle heading your way Sir. Enjoy. " | |||
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