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By *isskxxyv OP   Woman
7 weeks ago

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Who’s a lightweight here?😏💃🏼

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
7 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Im most Definitely not a lightweight lol

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By *vaRoseWoman
7 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

I’m 100% a lightweight now. A couple of drinks and I can feel it, three and I’m tipsy… more than that and someone better be helping me get home. Wine however hits me even harder, two glasses and I’m already fully tipsy, 3 and I’m d*unk

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By *avie65Man
7 weeks ago

In the west.

It depends if I have eaten enough during the day. Gone are the days of eatin is cheatin.

I’m okay with beer but beer and cocktails are like rocket fuel.

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By *avexxMan
7 weeks ago

cheshire

i wouldnt say i was a lightweight,, but some guys would drink me under the table

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7 weeks ago

None of us are lightweights

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
7 weeks ago

little house on the praire

When my friend comes round we have a litre of bacardi between us and that is just the right amount without us getting d*unk When we are out our other friends call us the guppies because we drink like fish

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By *ggdrasil66Man
7 weeks ago

Saltdean

Depends not just what it is, but also how fast I sup it. If I go full tilt, then seven litres of cider or three bottles of wine is enough. If I take my time I can drink a LOT more.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
7 weeks ago

little house on the praire

and I certainly can't drink as much as my younger self could

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By *oorman 2025Man
7 weeks ago

manchester

Can easily polish off a bottle of jd before going out for the night

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By *isskxxyv OP   Woman
7 weeks ago

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"I’m 100% a lightweight now. A couple of drinks and I can feel it, three and I’m tipsy… more than that and someone better be helping me get home. Wine however hits me even harder, two glasses and I’m already fully tipsy, 3 and I’m d*unk"

Wine is the devil girl 😈😈😈 I’m a total lightweight even on beer. But wine hits me straight away.. then the tequila comes out😝

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By *ynamite500Man
7 weeks ago

Angus

Fuck...I'm a total light weight!... I don't really drink, so a few pints of Guinness (and maybe a malt chaser) and I'm done! My goose is cooked!🥴 Problem is you can't sip Guinness, so I go on the water in-between to last the evening.

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By *ggdrasil66Man
7 weeks ago

Saltdean


"and I certainly can't drink as much as my younger self could"

I think I can, then fail to do so!

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By *anManCoolMan
7 weeks ago

Camborne

Id probably be a cheap date, not had a drink since last July and was only 2 pints then

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By *r.ZeusMan
7 weeks ago

london

I rarely drink so when I do it doesn’t take many before I start to feel it

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By *WTTS87Man
7 weeks ago

Telford

As long as i stick to the same drinks i can drink a lot.... mix them and it's a different story.

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By *vaRoseWoman
7 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"I’m 100% a lightweight now. A couple of drinks and I can feel it, three and I’m tipsy… more than that and someone better be helping me get home. Wine however hits me even harder, two glasses and I’m already fully tipsy, 3 and I’m d*unk

Wine is the devil girl 😈😈😈 I’m a total lightweight even on beer. But wine hits me straight away.. then the tequila comes out😝"

Ooh tequila is lethal! Just lock me in the bathroom as I’ll be hugging the porcelain all night 🤣

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
7 weeks ago

Aberdeen

If I'm on the wine, maybe 4 glasses, vodka and o can drink all night and be ok. Shots of Tequila rose however I'm ruined

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By *anilla_SundaeCouple
7 weeks ago

Aberdeen

In my social club it's etiquette to buy the whole bar a drink, so they come seriously thick and fast as people don't want to be called the cunt that never stands his hand! If you dare to nip to the toilet there can be four or five sitting on the counter waiting for your return. I get tipsy quite quickly, but then stay at that level for hours until by body decides it's tine to sleep, at which point I just shut down and fall asleep on the spot. I never spill a drop though, my body is like a giro when I'm sleeping, it's probably my top ninja skill

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By *isskxxyv OP   Woman
7 weeks ago

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"I’m 100% a lightweight now. A couple of drinks and I can feel it, three and I’m tipsy… more than that and someone better be helping me get home. Wine however hits me even harder, two glasses and I’m already fully tipsy, 3 and I’m d*unk

Wine is the devil girl 😈😈😈 I’m a total lightweight even on beer. But wine hits me straight away.. then the tequila comes out😝

Ooh tequila is lethal! Just lock me in the bathroom as I’ll be hugging the porcelain all night 🤣"

I’m starting at 3.. wish me luck.. I’m out with 3 tequila lovers!🙈😈🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Me, I'd rather not drink than lose a day through a hang over

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
7 weeks ago

North West mainly. Sometimes London/SouthWest

I used to be quite good but I’ve noticed my tolerance getting less and less. I can’t deal with the hangovers! I still give it a whirl very now and then though

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
7 weeks ago

Manchester

I was pretty hardcore in my 20s I could handle my drink really well and drank often with my friends, we liked to party.

Since covid really and the lockdowns I hardly drink now and I've become a total lightweight. I got bored of it. I got bored of wasting Sundays hungover. I enjoy a social drink but I don't drink to excess and I never drink at home unless I have company. I tend to stick to wine these days, three large glasses and I'm tipsy as hell.

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By *ocketman81Man
7 weeks ago

Ennis


"Who’s a lightweight here?😏💃🏼"

Beer 3/4

Whiskey, I could drink a bottle and still be fine.

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By *oneyBee200Woman
7 weeks ago

Kent

I rarely drink so a small glass of cider and I'm game for a laugh Total lightweight

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

I've no idea anymore, I used to be able to drink a lot, it's been a long time since I've had more than 3/4 drinks though so more than that.

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By *lue morphoCouple
7 weeks ago

north west

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By *lue morphoCouple
7 weeks ago

north west

4 drinks and I am d*unk! We are going out later, I have already had 1 drink, I better stop or I will not make it out

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By *ildTimes.Man
7 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

That's for me to know and you to find out 🥪

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By *eoBloomsMan
7 weeks ago

Springfield

Complete featherweight!

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By *r.and.Mrs.DSCouple
7 weeks ago

Somewhere in Neverland

Today's me is wishing last night's me was a lightweight! 🤮

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By *HUSH-Man
7 weeks ago

London

I could easily get pissed on 1 pint of lager.

I very seldom drink.

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By *avexxMan
7 weeks ago

cheshire

pint of larger shandy just starting to feel a bit tipsy

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By *ellhungvweMan
7 weeks ago

Cheltenham

My alcohol consumption has gone through the floor since Covid. I hardly drink anything now and just the smell of alcohol will give me a hangover for days - I love the taste of beer so things like zero Guinness are a god send now.

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By *ypersoonMan
7 weeks ago

WHITCHURCH, Shropshire

4 pints mostly but had managed a couple of sessions of 8 pints twice before.

But then best not to drink much particularly as it can affect one's dick in the bedroom department

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By *annyDanielleMan
7 weeks ago

Street, Somerset

Half a packet of Wine Gums and some fizzy pop and i'm anybody's.

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By *ayleynBenCouple
7 weeks ago

Accrington

Too much now. Used to be a few pints and I'd be merry. Now it takes 1/2 bottle voddy and I'm only half way there.

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By *ilbzMan
7 weeks ago

Swindon Wiltshire

👋 me, one pint should do it 😂

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By *ig and MangoCouple
7 weeks ago

Burnley


"I’m 100% a lightweight now. A couple of drinks and I can feel it, three and I’m tipsy… more than that and someone better be helping me get home. Wine however hits me even harder, two glasses and I’m already fully tipsy, 3 and I’m d*unk"

This lol

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By *vonne5exMan
7 weeks ago

Doncaster

Ok with 20 pints, 26 and I may have a wobble on.

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7 weeks ago

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By *he MinionMan
7 weeks ago

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If i'm in central London, £70 should be enough. Its less and cheaper on the outskirts

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By *ora the explorerWoman
7 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Depends what it is. Wine I can’t have much. Spirits I can drink all night and be fine

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
7 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Too much.

One glass of wine does it.

Or depending on the cocktails I can do around 3 before I decide more means d*unk.

I can drink rum or Tia Maria all day long without getting to d*unk 💜

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
7 weeks ago

1313 Mockingbird Lane…

Depends what I’m drinking…

BEER - I can drink steadily all night

WINE - 3 glasses. Heachache & staggering

COCKTAILS - The d*unk sneaks up on me & slaps me in the face

SAKI - I once went through a few bottles & didn’t feel a thing 🤷🏽‍♂️

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
7 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Drink’s a funny thing. It’s not about the amount of it, for me. It’s about the atmosphere. The feeling. Some nights I’ve got a buzz on after four drinks. Others I’ll be there all afternoon, all evening, all night and into the next morning … and still asking where the next round’s coming from.

The latter happens less often now that I’m a sensible grown up.*

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
7 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

(*Stop laughing, at the back.)

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By *r.and.Mrs.DSCouple
7 weeks ago

Somewhere in Neverland


"Drink’s a funny thing. It’s not about the amount of it, for me. It’s about the atmosphere. The feeling. Some nights I’ve got a buzz on after four drinks. Others I’ll be there all afternoon, all evening, all night and into the next morning … and still asking where the next round’s coming from.

The latter happens less often now that I’m a sensible grown up.*

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This is it for me too. If I'm having a good time, I get that buzz quicker!

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By *ature bi couple61Couple
7 weeks ago

Derby

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
7 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I can't drink sherry, one glass and my face is red and I'm giggly

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By *isskxxyv OP   Woman
7 weeks ago

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"Drink’s a funny thing. It’s not about the amount of it, for me. It’s about the atmosphere. The feeling. Some nights I’ve got a buzz on after four drinks. Others I’ll be there all afternoon, all evening, all night and into the next morning … and still asking where the next round’s coming from.

The latter happens less often now that I’m a sensible grown up.*

"

Well it’s 2 hours in and I’m fucking wasted babyyyyy

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By *bby1110Woman
7 weeks ago

Gloucester

Haven’t drank alcohol for a good 4 years so 1/2 pint of cider would go straight to my head and everyone would become hilarious.

Hmm might be quite handy for some situations 🙄

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By *arialoueWoman
7 weeks ago

Bradford

Depends what I'm drinking but if it's pink gin n lemonade it's about 3 when I start getting tipsy

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By *iss KinkWoman
7 weeks ago

North West

Depends on the drink tbh

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By *sWyldWoman
7 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I drink so rarely these days so it likely doesn't take much. I try to avoid getting d*unk as now I'm old the hangover hits .

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By *eyond PurityCouple
7 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Definitely dependent on where we are and the vibe - in a dance club, I can drink and dance and it’ll feel like I’m burning it off. In the beer garden in the sun and I can get merry after a few drinks.

We don’t tend to get d*unk - no need to - have a great time without. Plus can’t cope with hangovers now!

K

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
7 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

I don't drink very often, but when I do (you can see the meme in your head now, I know), I suffer a paradox drinking; out for a couple of quiet pints I can feel my words slurring and vision blurring, but 'out-out' on the lash, can throw Rum into me all night and drink myself sober.

...and dont even get me started on my fucking bladder; once the seal is broken, that's it game over, back to the bogs every 20mins 😫

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By *aizyWoman
7 weeks ago

west midlands


"I drink so rarely these days so it likely doesn't take much. I try to avoid getting d*unk as now I'm old the hangover hits ."

I'm the same, hangovers are killers these days!

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By *ogger130Man
7 weeks ago

Orkney

4 beers and half a bottle of whisky. Then I am d*unk

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By *rLothbrokMan
7 weeks ago

Lancs

I’m likely a bit of a lightweight now and I stick to spirits, mainly whiskey and rum, so a few drinks in I’ll start to feel it.

Heavily reduced my drinking 10 years ago though, so I don’t have to deal with the lingering affects as much.

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By *r.and.Mrs.DSCouple
7 weeks ago

Somewhere in Neverland


"I drink so rarely these days so it likely doesn't take much. I try to avoid getting d*unk as now I'm old the hangover hits ."

Yeah. I've barely left my bed all day today, after a few too many last night 🤣 Not doing that again in a hurry!

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By *HUSH-Man
7 weeks ago

London


"I drink so rarely these days so it likely doesn't take much. I try to avoid getting d*unk as now I'm old the hangover hits .

I'm the same, hangovers are killers these days!"

They used to last a day or two. Now they want to wreck the whole week.

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By *eading beddingMan
7 weeks ago

Berks

A couple of drinks less than expected 🍻

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By *aizyWoman
7 weeks ago

west midlands


"I drink so rarely these days so it likely doesn't take much. I try to avoid getting d*unk as now I'm old the hangover hits .

I'm the same, hangovers are killers these days!

They used to last a day or two. Now they want to wreck the whole week. "

And everytime I think, never again and then do it again anyway!

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By *esires of HertsCouple
7 weeks ago

Herts and London Borders

one lick of pussy,,,

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By *oughmanMan
7 weeks ago

Sunderland

I've never been a big drinker so I rarely drink. I don't like getting d*unk so maybe 3 or 4 spread through the night will do me.

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
7 weeks ago

South Wales

I’m a total lightweight these days. I can only drink wine and then rarely more than three glasses! I’m a cheap date if nothing else xx 😄

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By *HUSH-Man
7 weeks ago

London


"I drink so rarely these days so it likely doesn't take much. I try to avoid getting d*unk as now I'm old the hangover hits .

I'm the same, hangovers are killers these days!

They used to last a day or two. Now they want to wreck the whole week.

And everytime I think, never again and then do it again anyway!"

I’ve gotten to the point where I don’t drink anymore. In fact all 3 club visits I’ve done I’ve been sober (my friend drank enough for the 2 of us though) 😂

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By *ardigan SpiceWoman
7 weeks ago

Cardigan/Aberystwyth

Probably a sniff of a barmaids apron would be enough now. Haven't had a drink since NYE

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By *iFruityCoupleCouple
7 weeks ago

Watermouth


"Who’s a lightweight here?😏💃🏼"

Anyone d*unk is off limits, so we don't drink at meets

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By *aizyWoman
7 weeks ago

west midlands


"I drink so rarely these days so it likely doesn't take much. I try to avoid getting d*unk as now I'm old the hangover hits .

I'm the same, hangovers are killers these days!

They used to last a day or two. Now they want to wreck the whole week.

And everytime I think, never again and then do it again anyway!

I’ve gotten to the point where I don’t drink anymore. In fact all 3 club visits I’ve done I’ve been sober (my friend drank enough for the 2 of us though) 😂 "

Think everyone has a friend like that 😆

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
7 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Drink’s a funny thing. It’s not about the amount of it, for me. It’s about the atmosphere. The feeling. Some nights I’ve got a buzz on after four drinks. Others I’ll be there all afternoon, all evening, all night and into the next morning … and still asking where the next round’s coming from.

The latter happens less often now that I’m a sensible grown up.*

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Well that explains a lot .lol

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
7 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Well it’s 2 hours in and I’m fucking wasted babyyyyy"

I’m going to get the *best* texts later on tonight. I can feel it in my bones.

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By *lakeyMan
7 weeks ago

somewhere close

I have a good tolerance level especially if drinking the same drinks all day. It’s when you start smashing the shots that screw’s me over big time.

Just had a week away and was on it everyday but was smashing electrolytes down me every day.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
7 weeks ago

Reading

I haven't been d*unk for so long that I have no idea.

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By *oeBeansMan
7 weeks ago

Derby

I've only started drinking in the past year and not been fully dr*nk yet. I suppose it depends on whether or not I've had food or not but felt tipsy after 3 different cocktails so that might make me a lightweight 😅

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By *erdyEstLdner 82Man
7 weeks ago

Ilford

It doesn't take much to get me dr*nk these days. Probably why I've stopped drinking. I prefer sober nights out anyway, they're more enjoyable.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
7 weeks ago

cardiff

Not much these days, bad hangovers...

Also could end up messaging married men or women when not completely in a fit state (not me I hasten to add)

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By *ortySwitchMan
7 weeks ago

london


"Who’s a lightweight here?😏💃🏼"

Last night, I drank two cans of Non alcoholic Guiness, and I got tipsy, then had a small hang over.

Lightweight? Featherweight would be a better description lol

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By *parkle1974Woman
7 weeks ago

Leeds

I'm Scottish so.....

I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
7 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood "

Let’s find out.

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By *exy-SashWoman
7 weeks ago

Leighton Buzzard

I’m a lightweight with wine white or red.

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By *ustAnotherMan
7 weeks ago

brumish

Spirits take a while. Beer I'm a lightweight goes right to my head

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By *parkle1974Woman
7 weeks ago

Leeds


"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood

Let’s find out. "

Game on...

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By *iddle ManMan
7 weeks ago

Walsall

I don't drink often, so when I do I know a couple in and I will be dancing on the tables. Just not a big drinker these days, I had my fill and more in my youth.

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By *ife NinjaMan
7 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood

Let’s find out.

Game on..."

I can drink hideous amounts before getting anywhere near d*unk. I dance and sing like my dad though 😬🤭🤓

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
7 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Game on..."

This is a ploy to end up under the table with you. You realise that, right?

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By *avie65Man
7 weeks ago

In the west.


"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood

Let’s find out. "

Of course she can, it’s Irn Bru. Where do you think she got her red (ginger) hair from. 🏃🏻

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7 weeks ago


"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood

Let’s find out.

Of course she can, it’s Irn Bru. Where do you think she got her red (ginger) hair from. 🏃🏻"

I propose a night out in Glasgow drink till you drop last man/woman standing is the winner 😂

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By *ife NinjaMan
7 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood

Let’s find out.

Of course she can, it’s Irn Bru. Where do you think she got her red (ginger) hair from. 🏃🏻

I propose a night out in Glasgow drink till you drop last man/woman standing is the winner 😂"

In the Horseshoe. Karaoke upstairs for the win 🎶👍🤓

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago


"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood

Let’s find out.

Of course she can, it’s Irn Bru. Where do you think she got her red (ginger) hair from. 🏃🏻

I propose a night out in Glasgow drink till you drop last man/woman standing is the winner 😂

Perfect karaoke as well each person must do at least one song and have a minimum w 10 drinks before doing it 😂

In the Horseshoe. Karaoke upstairs for the win 🎶👍🤓"

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By *avie65Man
7 weeks ago

In the west.


"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood

Let’s find out.

Of course she can, it’s Irn Bru. Where do you think she got her red (ginger) hair from. 🏃🏻

I propose a night out in Glasgow drink till you drop last man/woman standing is the winner 😂"

Only if it’s a handicap race and I can miss every 2nd one.

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By *parkle1974Woman
7 weeks ago

Leeds


"Game on...

This is a ploy to end up under the table with you. You realise that, right?"

On, under, over...makes no odds to me

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By *parkle1974Woman
7 weeks ago

Leeds

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By *ife NinjaMan
7 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood

Let’s find out.

Of course she can, it’s Irn Bru. Where do you think she got her red (ginger) hair from. 🏃🏻

I propose a night out in Glasgow drink till you drop last man/woman standing is the winner 😂

Perfect karaoke as well each person must do at least one song and have a minimum w 10 drinks before doing it 😂

In the Horseshoe. Karaoke upstairs for the win 🎶👍🤓"

Easy. Let's do it 🤓

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7 weeks ago


"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood

Let’s find out.

Of course she can, it’s Irn Bru. Where do you think she got her red (ginger) hair from. 🏃🏻

I propose a night out in Glasgow drink till you drop last man/woman standing is the winner 😂

Only if it’s a handicap race and I can miss every 2nd one. "

No chance that’s just cheating 😂

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By *parkle1974Woman
7 weeks ago

Leeds


"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood

Let’s find out.

Of course she can, it’s Irn Bru. Where do you think she got her red (ginger) hair from. 🏃🏻"

I used to drink vodka and irn bru so you could be right

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By *parkle1974Woman
7 weeks ago

Leeds


"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood

Let’s find out.

Of course she can, it’s Irn Bru. Where do you think she got her red (ginger) hair from. 🏃🏻

I propose a night out in Glasgow drink till you drop last man/woman standing is the winner 😂"

I'm in

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By *xstaceyxxTV/TS
7 weeks ago

longeaton,ng10

I'm not a light weight.

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By *avie65Man
7 weeks ago

In the west.


"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood

Let’s find out.

Of course she can, it’s Irn Bru. Where do you think she got her red (ginger) hair from. 🏃🏻

I propose a night out in Glasgow drink till you drop last man/woman standing is the winner 😂

Only if it’s a handicap race and I can miss every 2nd one.

No chance that’s just cheating 😂"

No that’s eatin! 😬

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

None of that crap either

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By *arte_Blanche_NECouple
7 weeks ago

Dunstable

We both don’t know when to stop once we start although we’ve been sensible since January and only had a couple of nights out this year so far

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By *avie65Man
7 weeks ago

In the west.


"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood

Let’s find out.

Of course she can, it’s Irn Bru. Where do you think she got her red (ginger) hair from. 🏃🏻

I propose a night out in Glasgow drink till you drop last man/woman standing is the winner 😂

I'm in "

Only classy places though. The Horseshoe, Paisley Road West bars, Grants Arms and the likes.

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By *isskxxyv OP   Woman
7 weeks ago

Reading

So she said what’s the problem baby?

How much longer will it take to cure this?

Cause I can’t ignore if it’s it love

Come come on turn a little faster

The world a little days cause every one’s after love

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By *isskxxyv OP   Woman
7 weeks ago

Reading

So I said I’m a slower lover

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By *isskxxyv OP   Woman
7 weeks ago

Reading

SHREK I AM SHREK

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By *isskxxyv OP   Woman
7 weeks ago

Reading


"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood

Let’s find out. "

Yeah let’s not. Mine.

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By *ou only live onceMan
7 weeks ago

London


"SHREK I AM SHREK"

Hey, be kind to yourself! Princess Fiona, surely?

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By *obby3264Man
7 weeks ago

Cambridge

I’ve pretty much given up on booze but occasionally do so about 3/4 pints does me nowadays.

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By *vory_RoseWoman
7 weeks ago

Cotswolds

Not so far no, I've never fallen off my chair and landed under the table yet!

So I keep going 🍸

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By *ife NinjaMan
7 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood

Let’s find out.

Of course she can, it’s Irn Bru. Where do you think she got her red (ginger) hair from. 🏃🏻

I propose a night out in Glasgow drink till you drop last man/woman standing is the winner 😂

I'm in

Only classy places though. The Horseshoe, Paisley Road West bars, Grants Arms and the likes. "

I only know a few classy joints out west. Relax, we'll prop you up 🤓

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By *idssissyTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Nr cricket ground birm

Rarely drink so don't think have ever been properly d*unk

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By *asty tatsyMan
7 weeks ago

london

Im not so much a lightweight but does depend what I’m drinking

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By *isskxxyv OP   Woman
7 weeks ago

Reading


"SHREK I AM SHREK

Hey, be kind to yourself! Princess Fiona, surely?"

Princess Fiona is too sexy for me. I don’t have red hair

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By *ife NinjaMan
7 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Shots. We have to have jaeger bombs and mini guiness 🤓

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
7 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"So she said what’s the problem baby? How much longer will it take to cure this?"

That’s a blast from the past. Hell of a song, though.

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By *loudF7Man
7 weeks ago

South East

4 pints and 2 doubles and I can call it a night

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Central

I'm lightweight as I very rarely drink

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I glass of red and I can feel it.

2 and I can't drive.

3 and I'm telling all tbe guys that the blonde girls have all gone home and I'm available.

What a pushover.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
7 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Who’s a lightweight here?😏💃🏼"

⬆️ My lightweight. And she looks amazing in that dress.

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By *avie65Man
7 weeks ago

In the west.


"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood

Let’s find out.

Of course she can, it’s Irn Bru. Where do you think she got her red (ginger) hair from. 🏃🏻

I propose a night out in Glasgow drink till you drop last man/woman standing is the winner 😂

I'm in

Only classy places though. The Horseshoe, Paisley Road West bars, Grants Arms and the likes.

I only know a few classy joints out west. Relax, we'll prop you up 🤓"

Thank you mate. I will need it. I’ve had some dodgy days and nights out that way.

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By *michael88Man
7 weeks ago

crewe

4 ciders start to get me tipsy so I switch to whisky as that stops me getting a hangover haha

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By *isskxxyv OP   Woman
7 weeks ago

Reading


"Who’s a lightweight here?😏💃🏼

⬆️ My lightweight. And she looks amazing in that dress. "

🤭🤭🤭

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By *igad999Man
7 weeks ago

wolverhampton

Quite a bit for me but bottle or two of wine for the wife works wonders 😜

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By *ucka39Man
7 weeks ago

Newcastle

If in the mood I'll drink like a fish and not feel anything unless mixed but shots are ok Smirnoff's vodka straight shots

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By *haringisCaring1208Couple
7 weeks ago

Lurgan

A bottle of wine usually gets us a lot of the way there , we aren’t big drinkers

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By *hirleyMan
7 weeks ago

somewhere

Drinking is in my family since my grandparents had a pub🤷‍♂️

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By *ENGUYMan
7 weeks ago

Hull

None! I'm Teetotal, though I'm a Scot!

I was also a Licensee for almost 30 years, so in many respects saw how alcohol could affect different people in different ways!

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By *parkle1974Woman
7 weeks ago

Leeds


"Shots. We have to have jaeger bombs and mini guiness 🤓"

Ohhh nooo Guinness 🤢

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By *ikesEmBigMan
7 weeks ago

Herts


"Who’s a lightweight here?😏💃🏼"

It's cheaper, that's my only defence

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
7 weeks ago

A Dirty Hole

3 woman get me d*unk

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By *eliWoman
7 weeks ago

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One cock.

No, in all seriousness I don't really drink often. Rarely at home, bar celebrations/hosting dinner parties.

When I go out, I can drink multiple tequilas and be mildly socially lubricated, spirits in general. My downfall is when I mix. Or Wray and Nephew. Fuck those bastards.

Most of the time I stop at tipsy. When my vowels elongate and I sound like I'm auditioning for a new season of The Crown. No one wants that.

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By *di3491Man
7 weeks ago

Sandbach

4 pints gets me on a level I stay at that for a couple more then I’m d*unk

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By *ou only live onceMan
7 weeks ago

London


"One cock.

No, in all seriousness I don't really drink often. Rarely at home, bar celebrations/hosting dinner parties.

When I go out, I can drink multiple tequilas and be mildly socially lubricated, spirits in general. My downfall is when I mix. Or Wray and Nephew. Fuck those bastards.

Most of the time I stop at tipsy. When my vowels elongate and I sound like I'm auditioning for a new season of The Crown. No one wants that."

Did I hear an elongated vowel? I came as quickly as I could...

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By *eliWoman
7 weeks ago

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"One cock.

No, in all seriousness I don't really drink often. Rarely at home, bar celebrations/hosting dinner parties.

When I go out, I can drink multiple tequilas and be mildly socially lubricated, spirits in general. My downfall is when I mix. Or Wray and Nephew. Fuck those bastards.

Most of the time I stop at tipsy. When my vowels elongate and I sound like I'm auditioning for a new season of The Crown. No one wants that.

Did I hear an elongated vowel? I came as quickly as I could...

"

Ha! It's a siren call for you, how could I forget.

Fancy hearing it in person some time?

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By *ou only live onceMan
7 weeks ago

London


"One cock.

No, in all seriousness I don't really drink often. Rarely at home, bar celebrations/hosting dinner parties.

When I go out, I can drink multiple tequilas and be mildly socially lubricated, spirits in general. My downfall is when I mix. Or Wray and Nephew. Fuck those bastards.

Most of the time I stop at tipsy. When my vowels elongate and I sound like I'm auditioning for a new season of The Crown. No one wants that.

Did I hear an elongated vowel? I came as quickly as I could...

Ha! It's a siren call for you, how could I forget.

Fancy hearing it in person some time? "

Yah, sure.

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By *isskxxyv OP   Woman
7 weeks ago

Reading


"Shots. We have to have jaeger bombs and mini guiness 🤓

Ohhh nooo Guinness 🤢"

Baby G is coffee and cream not real guinezz

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By *arte_Blanche_NECouple
7 weeks ago

Dunstable


"Shots. We have to have jaeger bombs and mini guiness 🤓

Ohhh nooo Guinness 🤢"

Baby Guinness is a tia Maria topped with baileys, they are unreal but deadly

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
7 weeks ago

Manchester


"Shots. We have to have jaeger bombs and mini guiness 🤓

Ohhh nooo Guinness 🤢

Baby Guinness is a tia Maria topped with baileys, they are unreal but deadly "

They are my worst nightmare of a drink I hate both coffee and creamy alcohol 😅

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By *isskxxyv OP   Woman
7 weeks ago

Reading


"Shots. We have to have jaeger bombs and mini guiness 🤓

Ohhh nooo Guinness 🤢

Baby Guinness is a tia Maria topped with baileys, they are unreal but deadly "

That’s what I meant. But they’re yummy. BABY GSD

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By *parkle1974Woman
7 weeks ago

Leeds


"Shots. We have to have jaeger bombs and mini guiness 🤓

Ohhh nooo Guinness 🤢

Baby G is coffee and cream not real guinezz"

I know

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By *rystalsswingCouple
7 weeks ago

Galway / Midlands / West

Cheap dates over here 👋👋

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By *ndyman 201Man
6 weeks ago

hereford

2 pints and I'm done...

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By *rSircumsizedMan
6 weeks ago

Risca

9-10 pints of the hard stuff, (above 4.5%) normally gets me quite merry.

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By *eroLondonMan
6 weeks ago

Mayfair

I get quite intoxicated from the women on here. It doesn't take much. They're quite effervescent. 🍾

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By *ho wants it200Man
6 weeks ago

rhos on sea

Not me sorry

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By *ustincider888Man
6 weeks ago

Preston Ish

I'm merry after 5 or six beers, anymore and I start being d*unk which I don't particularly like being these days.

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By *alm_one4Man
6 weeks ago

RM16

It changes. On occasions I’ll have 2 pints and they’ll go straight to my head and I’m struggling. Other times 5 or 6 and I’m as sober as a judge.

Generally 4 and I start to feel it though

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By *outhern77Man
6 weeks ago

Birmingham

Blimey .. depends on where I am, what I've been up to ..

Some days it can be 4 pints .. others 8 to 12

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By *ashMan
6 weeks ago

Westhoughton

Couple of drinks does it for me. But it opens my introvert self as well..

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Very little. I don't drink often and when I do it shows.

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I'm struggling so much with a hangover right now

Feels like my head has been split in 2

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
6 weeks ago

A Dirty Hole

Apparently…. Lots of booze gets me d*unk

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By *enatton2Couple
6 weeks ago

West Midlands

Ben can drink quite a bit, he just gets more horny & daring as he goes.

I can’t drink that much, one glass of wine and it unlocks my inhibitions.

So we’re a terrible combination

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
6 weeks ago

Ipswich

Lightweight hear

Tee total

Sorry not sorry

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By *uffnmuffCouple
6 weeks ago

London

Depends on what I am drinking x

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By *edSirenWoman
6 weeks ago

magic mountain


"I drink so rarely these days so it likely doesn't take much. I try to avoid getting d*unk as now I'm old the hangover hits .

I'm the same, hangovers are killers these days!

They used to last a day or two. Now they want to wreck the whole week.

And everytime I think, never again and then do it again anyway!

I’ve gotten to the point where I don’t drink anymore. In fact all 3 club visits I’ve done I’ve been sober (my friend drank enough for the 2 of us though) 😂 "

😁 what can I say… that bottle of bottle wasn’t going to drink itself was it! Still looking for my hangover from that one 🤣🤣

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By *edSirenWoman
6 weeks ago

magic mountain

Bottle of vodka even…

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By *ife NinjaMan
6 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Bottle of vodka even…"

The one drink that makes me ill 🤢🤓

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By *edSirenWoman
6 weeks ago

magic mountain


"Bottle of vodka even…

The one drink that makes me ill 🤢🤓"

Im more of a beer or gin drinker, but this was AU pineapple vodka and damn it went down way too well! Soooo good

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By *ife NinjaMan
6 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Bottle of vodka even…

The one drink that makes me ill 🤢🤓

Im more of a beer or gin drinker, but this was AU pineapple vodka and damn it went down way too well! Soooo good"

I don't like pineapple either. Gonna be a cheap round 🤭🤓

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By *edSirenWoman
6 weeks ago

magic mountain


"Bottle of vodka even…

The one drink that makes me ill 🤢🤓

Im more of a beer or gin drinker, but this was AU pineapple vodka and damn it went down way too well! Soooo good

I don't like pineapple either. Gonna be a cheap round 🤭🤓"

😂 you’re in the wrong place for not liking pineapple dear 😝

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By *HUSH-Man
6 weeks ago

London


"I drink so rarely these days so it likely doesn't take much. I try to avoid getting d*unk as now I'm old the hangover hits .

I'm the same, hangovers are killers these days!

They used to last a day or two. Now they want to wreck the whole week.

And everytime I think, never again and then do it again anyway!

I’ve gotten to the point where I don’t drink anymore. In fact all 3 club visits I’ve done I’ve been sober (my friend drank enough for the 2 of us though) 😂

😁 what can I say… that bottle of bottle wasn’t going to drink itself was it! Still looking for my hangover from that one 🤣🤣"

Considering how ill I was a few days later it seems you did the drinking for us and I dealt with the consequences.

GO TEAM!

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By *isskxxyv OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Reading

I am in a badddd way this morning.

Prosecco

Wine

Beer

Espresso martinis

Tequila

🤯🤯

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
6 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"I am in a badddd way this morning.

Prosecco

Wine

Beer

Espresso martinis

Tequila

🤯🤯"

Dear Oh Dear what a mix 🫣😂

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
6 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"🤯🤯"

You need some sympathy and a good breakfast.

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By *urry BlokeMan
6 weeks ago

I very rarely drink alcohol, like maybe 2-3 times a year

I don't drink beers or alcopops at all

I only drink spirits (rum or vodka) or maybe a liqueur in a coffee

When I do drink, it is normally at home, so the measures are 'decent'

So, after 1 tall glass of rum & diet , my head is going, after 2, I'm ready for bed

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago


"I am in a badddd way this morning.

Prosecco

Wine

Beer

Espresso martinis

Tequila

🤯🤯"

Another few drinks and you’ll feel better 😂

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By *zeroMan
6 weeks ago

Glasgow

It varies. When it comes to beer, not that much and I get terrible hangovers.

With rum I seem to fine. Get d*unk off a considerable but but the hangover is minimal. If I drink whisky it makes me more sleepy than d*unk

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By *ittyNCremeCouple
6 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire

Both of us are particularly me DJ

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By *isskxxyv OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Reading


"🤯🤯

You need some sympathy and a good breakfast."

Well you’re not here to do either for me😭😭

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By *etsmingleWoman
6 weeks ago

Hitchin

For me it depends on the environment. Chilling at home i can drink quite a bit but when I'm out having fun, laughing, chatting and dancing it takes me less to get d*unk

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By *andTWoman
6 weeks ago

Altrincham


"Who’s a lightweight here?😏💃🏼"

After an all day session on unlimited cocktails yesterday from 3pm - 10pm I've decided I am definitely not a lightweight 😂

🍸

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
6 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Well you’re not here to do either for me😭😭"

No, but I’ll send you a gif of a tiny violin.

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By *isskxxyv OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Reading


"Well you’re not here to do either for me😭😭

No, but I’ll send you a gif of a tiny violin."

Stop being mean 😭😭

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By *ittyNCremeCouple
6 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire


"I am in a badddd way this morning.

Prosecco

Wine

Beer

Espresso martinis

Tequila

🤯🤯"

We will bring you coffee

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