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"I’m 100% a lightweight now. A couple of drinks and I can feel it, three and I’m tipsy… more than that and someone better be helping me get home. Wine however hits me even harder, two glasses and I’m already fully tipsy, 3 and I’m d*unk" Wine is the devil girl 😈😈😈 I’m a total lightweight even on beer. But wine hits me straight away.. then the tequila comes out😝 | |||
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"and I certainly can't drink as much as my younger self could" I think I can, then fail to do so! | |||
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"I’m 100% a lightweight now. A couple of drinks and I can feel it, three and I’m tipsy… more than that and someone better be helping me get home. Wine however hits me even harder, two glasses and I’m already fully tipsy, 3 and I’m d*unk Wine is the devil girl 😈😈😈 I’m a total lightweight even on beer. But wine hits me straight away.. then the tequila comes out😝" Ooh tequila is lethal! Just lock me in the bathroom as I’ll be hugging the porcelain all night 🤣 | |||
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"I’m 100% a lightweight now. A couple of drinks and I can feel it, three and I’m tipsy… more than that and someone better be helping me get home. Wine however hits me even harder, two glasses and I’m already fully tipsy, 3 and I’m d*unk Wine is the devil girl 😈😈😈 I’m a total lightweight even on beer. But wine hits me straight away.. then the tequila comes out😝 Ooh tequila is lethal! Just lock me in the bathroom as I’ll be hugging the porcelain all night 🤣" I’m starting at 3.. wish me luck.. I’m out with 3 tequila lovers!🙈😈🤣 | |||
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"Who’s a lightweight here?😏💃🏼" Beer 3/4 Whiskey, I could drink a bottle and still be fine. | |||
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"I’m 100% a lightweight now. A couple of drinks and I can feel it, three and I’m tipsy… more than that and someone better be helping me get home. Wine however hits me even harder, two glasses and I’m already fully tipsy, 3 and I’m d*unk" This lol | |||
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"Drink’s a funny thing. It’s not about the amount of it, for me. It’s about the atmosphere. The feeling. Some nights I’ve got a buzz on after four drinks. Others I’ll be there all afternoon, all evening, all night and into the next morning … and still asking where the next round’s coming from. The latter happens less often now that I’m a sensible grown up.* " This is it for me too. If I'm having a good time, I get that buzz quicker! | |||
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"Drink’s a funny thing. It’s not about the amount of it, for me. It’s about the atmosphere. The feeling. Some nights I’ve got a buzz on after four drinks. Others I’ll be there all afternoon, all evening, all night and into the next morning … and still asking where the next round’s coming from. The latter happens less often now that I’m a sensible grown up.* " Well it’s 2 hours in and I’m fucking wasted babyyyyy | |||
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"I drink so rarely these days so it likely doesn't take much. I try to avoid getting d*unk as now I'm old the hangover hits ." I'm the same, hangovers are killers these days! | |||
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"I drink so rarely these days so it likely doesn't take much. I try to avoid getting d*unk as now I'm old the hangover hits ." Yeah. I've barely left my bed all day today, after a few too many last night 🤣 Not doing that again in a hurry! | |||
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"I drink so rarely these days so it likely doesn't take much. I try to avoid getting d*unk as now I'm old the hangover hits . I'm the same, hangovers are killers these days!" They used to last a day or two. Now they want to wreck the whole week. | |||
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"I drink so rarely these days so it likely doesn't take much. I try to avoid getting d*unk as now I'm old the hangover hits . I'm the same, hangovers are killers these days! They used to last a day or two. Now they want to wreck the whole week. " And everytime I think, never again and then do it again anyway! | |||
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"I drink so rarely these days so it likely doesn't take much. I try to avoid getting d*unk as now I'm old the hangover hits . I'm the same, hangovers are killers these days! They used to last a day or two. Now they want to wreck the whole week. And everytime I think, never again and then do it again anyway!" I’ve gotten to the point where I don’t drink anymore. In fact all 3 club visits I’ve done I’ve been sober (my friend drank enough for the 2 of us though) 😂 | |||
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"Who’s a lightweight here?😏💃🏼" Anyone d*unk is off limits, so we don't drink at meets | |||
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"I drink so rarely these days so it likely doesn't take much. I try to avoid getting d*unk as now I'm old the hangover hits . I'm the same, hangovers are killers these days! They used to last a day or two. Now they want to wreck the whole week. And everytime I think, never again and then do it again anyway! I’ve gotten to the point where I don’t drink anymore. In fact all 3 club visits I’ve done I’ve been sober (my friend drank enough for the 2 of us though) 😂 " Think everyone has a friend like that 😆 | |||
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"Drink’s a funny thing. It’s not about the amount of it, for me. It’s about the atmosphere. The feeling. Some nights I’ve got a buzz on after four drinks. Others I’ll be there all afternoon, all evening, all night and into the next morning … and still asking where the next round’s coming from. The latter happens less often now that I’m a sensible grown up.* " Well that explains a lot .lol | |||
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"Well it’s 2 hours in and I’m fucking wasted babyyyyy" I’m going to get the *best* texts later on tonight. I can feel it in my bones. | |||
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"Who’s a lightweight here?😏💃🏼" Last night, I drank two cans of Non alcoholic Guiness, and I got tipsy, then had a small hang over. Lightweight? Featherweight would be a better description lol | |||
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"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood ![]() Let’s find out. ![]() | |||
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"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood ![]() ![]() Game on... | |||
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"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood ![]() ![]() I can drink hideous amounts before getting anywhere near d*unk. I dance and sing like my dad though 😬🤭🤓 | |||
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"Game on..." This is a ploy to end up under the table with you. You realise that, right? | |||
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"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood ![]() ![]() Of course she can, it’s Irn Bru. Where do you think she got her red (ginger) hair from. 🏃🏻 | |||
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"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood ![]() ![]() I propose a night out in Glasgow drink till you drop last man/woman standing is the winner 😂 | |||
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"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood ![]() ![]() In the Horseshoe. Karaoke upstairs for the win 🎶👍🤓 | |||
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"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood ![]() ![]() Only if it’s a handicap race and I can miss every 2nd one. ![]() | |||
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"Game on... This is a ploy to end up under the table with you. You realise that, right?" On, under, over...makes no odds to me ![]() | |||
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"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood ![]() ![]() Easy. Let's do it 🤓 | |||
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"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood ![]() ![]() ![]() No chance that’s just cheating 😂 | |||
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"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood ![]() ![]() I used to drink vodka and irn bru so you could be right ![]() | |||
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"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood ![]() ![]() I'm in ![]() | |||
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"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood ![]() ![]() ![]() No that’s eatin! 😬 | |||
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"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood ![]() ![]() ![]() Only classy places though. The Horseshoe, Paisley Road West bars, Grants Arms and the likes. ![]() | |||
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"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood ![]() ![]() Yeah let’s not. Mine. | |||
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"SHREK I AM SHREK" Hey, be kind to yourself! Princess Fiona, surely? | |||
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"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I only know a few classy joints out west. Relax, we'll prop you up 🤓 | |||
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"SHREK I AM SHREK Hey, be kind to yourself! Princess Fiona, surely?" Princess Fiona is too sexy for me. I don’t have red hair | |||
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"So she said what’s the problem baby? How much longer will it take to cure this?" That’s a blast from the past. Hell of a song, though. ![]() | |||
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"Who’s a lightweight here?😏💃🏼" ⬆️ My lightweight. And she looks amazing in that dress. ![]() | |||
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"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thank you mate. I will need it. I’ve had some dodgy days and nights out that way. ![]() | |||
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"Who’s a lightweight here?😏💃🏼 ⬆️ My lightweight. And she looks amazing in that dress. ![]() 🤭🤭🤭 | |||
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"Shots. We have to have jaeger bombs and mini guiness 🤓" Ohhh nooo Guinness 🤢 | |||
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"Who’s a lightweight here?😏💃🏼" It's cheaper, that's my only defence | |||
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"One cock. No, in all seriousness I don't really drink often. Rarely at home, bar celebrations/hosting dinner parties. When I go out, I can drink multiple tequilas and be mildly socially lubricated, spirits in general. My downfall is when I mix. Or Wray and Nephew. Fuck those bastards. Most of the time I stop at tipsy. When my vowels elongate and I sound like I'm auditioning for a new season of The Crown. No one wants that." Did I hear an elongated vowel? I came as quickly as I could... | |||
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"One cock. No, in all seriousness I don't really drink often. Rarely at home, bar celebrations/hosting dinner parties. When I go out, I can drink multiple tequilas and be mildly socially lubricated, spirits in general. My downfall is when I mix. Or Wray and Nephew. Fuck those bastards. Most of the time I stop at tipsy. When my vowels elongate and I sound like I'm auditioning for a new season of The Crown. No one wants that. Did I hear an elongated vowel? I came as quickly as I could... " Ha! It's a siren call for you, how could I forget. Fancy hearing it in person some time? | |||
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"One cock. No, in all seriousness I don't really drink often. Rarely at home, bar celebrations/hosting dinner parties. When I go out, I can drink multiple tequilas and be mildly socially lubricated, spirits in general. My downfall is when I mix. Or Wray and Nephew. Fuck those bastards. Most of the time I stop at tipsy. When my vowels elongate and I sound like I'm auditioning for a new season of The Crown. No one wants that. Did I hear an elongated vowel? I came as quickly as I could... Ha! It's a siren call for you, how could I forget. Fancy hearing it in person some time? " Yah, sure. | |||
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"Shots. We have to have jaeger bombs and mini guiness 🤓 Ohhh nooo Guinness 🤢" Baby G is coffee and cream not real guinezz | |||
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"Shots. We have to have jaeger bombs and mini guiness 🤓 Ohhh nooo Guinness 🤢" Baby Guinness is a tia Maria topped with baileys, they are unreal but deadly | |||
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"Shots. We have to have jaeger bombs and mini guiness 🤓 Ohhh nooo Guinness 🤢 Baby Guinness is a tia Maria topped with baileys, they are unreal but deadly " They are my worst nightmare of a drink ![]() | |||
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"Shots. We have to have jaeger bombs and mini guiness 🤓 Ohhh nooo Guinness 🤢 Baby Guinness is a tia Maria topped with baileys, they are unreal but deadly " ![]() | |||
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"Shots. We have to have jaeger bombs and mini guiness 🤓 Ohhh nooo Guinness 🤢 Baby G is coffee and cream not real guinezz" I know ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I drink so rarely these days so it likely doesn't take much. I try to avoid getting d*unk as now I'm old the hangover hits . I'm the same, hangovers are killers these days! They used to last a day or two. Now they want to wreck the whole week. And everytime I think, never again and then do it again anyway! I’ve gotten to the point where I don’t drink anymore. In fact all 3 club visits I’ve done I’ve been sober (my friend drank enough for the 2 of us though) 😂 " 😁 what can I say… that bottle of bottle wasn’t going to drink itself was it! Still looking for my hangover from that one 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Bottle of vodka even…" The one drink that makes me ill 🤢🤓 | |||
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"Bottle of vodka even… The one drink that makes me ill 🤢🤓" Im more of a beer or gin drinker, but this was AU pineapple vodka and damn it went down way too well! Soooo good | |||
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"Bottle of vodka even… The one drink that makes me ill 🤢🤓 Im more of a beer or gin drinker, but this was AU pineapple vodka and damn it went down way too well! Soooo good" I don't like pineapple either. Gonna be a cheap round 🤭🤓 | |||
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"Bottle of vodka even… The one drink that makes me ill 🤢🤓 Im more of a beer or gin drinker, but this was AU pineapple vodka and damn it went down way too well! Soooo good I don't like pineapple either. Gonna be a cheap round 🤭🤓" 😂 you’re in the wrong place for not liking pineapple dear 😝 | |||
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"I drink so rarely these days so it likely doesn't take much. I try to avoid getting d*unk as now I'm old the hangover hits . I'm the same, hangovers are killers these days! They used to last a day or two. Now they want to wreck the whole week. And everytime I think, never again and then do it again anyway! I’ve gotten to the point where I don’t drink anymore. In fact all 3 club visits I’ve done I’ve been sober (my friend drank enough for the 2 of us though) 😂 😁 what can I say… that bottle of bottle wasn’t going to drink itself was it! Still looking for my hangover from that one 🤣🤣" Considering how ill I was a few days later it seems you did the drinking for us and I dealt with the consequences. GO TEAM! ![]() | |||
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"I am in a badddd way this morning. Prosecco Wine Beer Espresso martinis Tequila 🤯🤯" Dear Oh Dear what a mix 🫣😂 | |||
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"🤯🤯" You need some sympathy and a good breakfast. | |||
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"I am in a badddd way this morning. Prosecco Wine Beer Espresso martinis Tequila 🤯🤯" Another few drinks and you’ll feel better 😂 | |||
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"🤯🤯 You need some sympathy and a good breakfast." Well you’re not here to do either for me😭😭 | |||
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"Who’s a lightweight here?😏💃🏼" After an all day session on unlimited cocktails yesterday from 3pm - 10pm I've decided I am definitely not a lightweight 😂 🍸 | |||
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"Well you’re not here to do either for me😭😭" No, but I’ll send you a gif of a tiny violin. | |||
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"Well you’re not here to do either for me😭😭 No, but I’ll send you a gif of a tiny violin." Stop being mean 😭😭 | |||
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"I am in a badddd way this morning. Prosecco Wine Beer Espresso martinis Tequila 🤯🤯" We will bring you coffee | |||
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