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By *inkyLips2.0 OP Woman
7 weeks ago

Debauchery

What about you would be surprising to other people.

For example, I’m shy, I’m one of those clumsy people who would fall over their own feet and pull a door that says push. I will geek at 80’s horrors and I’m a fan of trains and Lego 🤓

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By *egDaySkipperMan
7 weeks ago

Liverpool

That I watch Mafs and Love is blind

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

I'm shy, quiet, lack confidence and socially awkward.

If anyone's up for an awkward coffee with awkward silences and the need to hold a neon flashing sign to say your into me then I'm your woman 😂

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By *inkyLips2.0 OP Woman
7 weeks ago

Debauchery

"That I watch Mafs and Love is blind "

Guilty as charged 🤦🏽‍♀️

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By *inkyLips2.0 OP Woman
7 weeks ago

Debauchery

"I'm shy, quiet, lack confidence and socially awkward.

If anyone's up for an awkward coffee with awkward silences and the need to hold a neon flashing sign to say your into me then I'm your woman 😂

Ha I know that feeling, I try to pick the out going confident ones who don’t shit up 🤣😂

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
7 weeks ago

East Sussex

Nothing really. I ran out of surprises some time ago.

Although the dentist revel seemed surprised that at our advanced age we were able to complete on line forms on our phones. So I'll go with that. Despite being a decrepit old bag can use tech.

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By *vaRoseWoman
7 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Ooh let’s see

That I’m a gamer

That I keep chickens and ducks

I have all the grace, elegance and coordination of bambi on ice

I’ll geek out over science or history. Oh you didn’t want me info-dumping? Too late now

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By *aveyougotmymarblesMan
7 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

That I am nothing like my forum persona

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
7 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Nothing really. I ran out of surprises some time ago.

Although the dentist revel seemed surprised that at our advanced age we were able to complete on line forms on our phones. So I'll go with that. Despite being a decrepit old bag can use tech. "

Dentist receptionist 😬.

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By *ypersoonMan
7 weeks ago

WHITCHURCH, Shropshire

I used to be so supple as a kid I could get the soles of my feet behind my ears 😳

Nowadays can barely get the front of my legs past my belly 😂

Funny but all too true 😏

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By *inkyLips2.0 OP Woman
7 weeks ago

Debauchery

"Ooh let’s see

That I’m a gamer

That I keep chickens and ducks

I have all the grace, elegance and coordination of bambi on ice

I’ll geek out over science or history. Oh you didn’t want me info-dumping? Too late now

No no carry on, I do like hearing about other people

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By *eliWoman
7 weeks ago

Surprising to who? People who expect a chubby pornstar and not a person?

I'm not surprised by any so far. I don't think I have anything really.

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By *olinOfBathMan
7 weeks ago

Corsham

Biggest surprise about me? Easy.

I'm 64 years old, bald, not rich, with a really tiny willy and a face like the northern end of a southbound camel. But...

Count and read my verifications.

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By *r.ZeusMan
7 weeks ago

london

That I’m a bit nerdy. I’m into gaming and science. I’m not your stereo typical gym bro.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Everyone I know would be extremely surprised by Davina. 😳

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By *oeBeansMan
7 weeks ago

Derby

I don't think anything about me really surprises people. I tend to be quite straightforward in how I come across, I think. Maybe I can be a bit snarky on occasion where people expect me to have more of a cookie cutter personality but that's about it.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

My compartmentalised life.

My drab world friends would be absolutely amazed at me having a glam world and would be surprised at me actually being fairly good at it, going out and visiting straight bars and having people queue up for a selfie with me.

My glam world friends would be surprised that I'm a published historian with research articles and books to my name.

My comedy industry friends would be surprised by what I do for a living.

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By *ilbzMan
7 weeks ago

Swindon Wiltshire

Shy, a bit introverted but bizarrely work as a technical trainer (lecturer) and previously as a service manager

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By *alcon2Man
7 weeks ago

North

I'm generally a peaceful person but i like watching cage fighting, mma, boxing, kickboxing...& seeing what tactics work in combat.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
7 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

No idea whatsoever 🤣

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By *cottish guy 555Man
7 weeks ago

London

That I suffer from social anxiety and low self-esteem.

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By *otsossieMan
7 weeks ago

Chesterfield

I think a lot of us do.

If I’m nervous I can be either really quiet or really chattery, depending upon what feedback I’m getting.

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By *harlie RufusMan
7 weeks ago

Sloe Lane Wiltshire

Crying during films like "the holiday"....three musketeers you know what I mean

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By *Wgent72Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester

My qualifications...

People always judge a book by it's cover and think I'm just a 'scally'

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By *andTWoman
7 weeks ago

Altrincham

"What about you would be surprising to other people.

For example, I’m shy, I’m one of those clumsy people who would fall over their own feet and pull a door that says push. I will geek at 80’s horrors and I’m a fan of trains and Lego 🤓"

I don't watch TV much

I crochet

I'm actually shy until I get comfy with you

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By *parkle1974Woman
7 weeks ago

Leeds

That at my age, I still have a baby tooth

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Nothing. I'm too much of an over-sharer for anything to be a surprise.

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
7 weeks ago

Manchester

Usually how short I am in real life.. And how short my limbs and small my hands are

gets a lot of comments

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By *outhernC0mfortMan
7 weeks ago

Cumbria

If you like trains 2 two steam locomotives the SR 4-6-2 Tangmere and the Lakelander pulled by the "Blue Peter" coming from Wales through the Lakes are travelling through Cumbria today

I have the mallard on my model railway

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By *oeBeansMan
7 weeks ago

Derby

"Usually how short I am in real life.. And how short my limbs and small my hands are

gets a lot of comments "

I've heard small hands are great! Makes a lot of things you're holding look bigger 😇

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
7 weeks ago

little house on the praire

The biggest surprise to people is how I've erased huge important parts of my life from my memory until a trigger sets them of. My late partner never failed to be surprised about things I told him about my past many years into our relationship, he couldn't believe I could forget such important things.

The other thing is people who only know me as being well would be surprised at how unwell I become, but very few people in my life have been privy to seeing the unwell me I just lock myself away whether that's for days, weeks or months

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
7 weeks ago

Reading

That I love both intellectual conversations and talking about reality TV.

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By *aomilatteCouple
7 weeks ago

Midlands

How long we've been married would actually shock people (and doing some maths

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By *outhern77Man
7 weeks ago

Birmingham

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
7 weeks ago

Honeysuckle lane

I’m quite a quiet person really & not a man eater like some think I am

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By *WTTS87Man
7 weeks ago

Telford

For a very average size guy, I can eat more than most guys twice my size.

I love metal music.

I'm a history geek.

I get very anxious in big crowds.

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