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"Started chatting with a man. All was going well, moved onto telegram and things were getting steamy. Then he talked about his fingers finding my front garden and then the magic bean… I don’t think I’ve dried up so quickly in my life! Made me wonder what words/phrases have the same effect on other people?" 😂😂😂😂 | |||
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"Started chatting with a man. All was going well, moved onto telegram and things were getting steamy. Then he talked about his fingers finding my front garden and then the magic bean… I don’t think I’ve dried up so quickly in my life! Made me wonder what words/phrases have the same effect on other people?" Hate the word cun*, love puff and stick it up my ars*. | |||
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"Started chatting with a man. All was going well, moved onto telegram and things were getting steamy. Then he talked about his fingers finding my front garden and then the magic bean… I don’t think I’ve dried up so quickly in my life! Made me wonder what words/phrases have the same effect on other people?"  *shudders*  | |||
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"Started chatting with a man. All was going well, moved onto telegram and things were getting steamy. Then he talked about his fingers finding my front garden and then the magic bean… I don’t think I’ve dried up so quickly in my life! Made me wonder what words/phrases have the same effect on other people?"  | |||
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"Started chatting with a man. All was going well, moved onto telegram and things were getting steamy. Then he talked about his fingers finding my front garden and then the magic bean… I don’t think I’ve dried up so quickly in my life! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Made me wonder what words/phrases have the same effect on other people?" | |||
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"Started chatting with a man. All was going well, moved onto telegram and things were getting steamy. Then he talked about his fingers finding my front garden and then the magic bean… I don’t think I’ve dried up so quickly in my life! Made me wonder what words/phrases have the same effect on other people?" That made me chuckle 🤣 I thought jack was the only one with a magic bean!🥴🤣 | |||
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"Maybe he was just a massive fan of Joseph jacobs jack and the beanstalk? If so. At least he didn't say. Fe fi foe fum my middle finger is heading for you bum. 🫢🤣" Christ! I’m done 🤣 | |||
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"Maybe he was just a massive fan of Joseph jacobs jack and the beanstalk? If so. At least he didn't say. Fe fi foe fum my middle finger is heading for you bum. 🫢🤣" ROFL 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I can't abide the word "Pussy", even when it's a reference to an actual cat. It just makes me want to be physically sick." That's a rather extreme reaction | |||
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"I can't abide the word "Pussy", even when it's a reference to an actual cat. It just makes me want to be physically sick. That's a rather extreme reaction "Possibly. I'm no prude, give me cunt, chuff, blurt, minge, fanny, hole, beaver, snatch, vag (OK, maybe not vag), etc - for some reason it's pussy that gives me the ick. | |||
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"Started chatting with a man. All was going well, moved onto telegram and things were getting steamy. Then he talked about his fingers finding my front garden and then the magic bean… " Nothing wrong with a gardening metaphor, OP, but watch out if he wants to plant his seeds in your dirt. | |||
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"I can't abide the word "Pussy", even when it's a reference to an actual cat. It just makes me want to be physically sick." Yeah, when I hear that, I think of a furry thing with fangs and claws that screeches.... ohhhh, the penny just dropped in my head!🤔🤣 | |||
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"Started chatting with a man. All was going well, moved onto telegram and things were getting steamy. Then he talked about his fingers finding my front garden and then the magic bean… Nothing wrong with a gardening metaphor, OP, but watch out if he wants to plant his seeds in your dirt. "He can keep his dibber to himself, the soil is frozen over now 😂 | |||
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"Started chatting with a man. All was going well, moved onto telegram and things were getting steamy. Then he talked about his fingers finding my front garden and then the magic bean… I don’t think I’ve dried up so quickly in my life! Made me wonder what words/phrases have the same effect on other people?" Was it Alan Titchmarsh? | |||
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"Started chatting with a man. All was going well, moved onto telegram and things were getting steamy. Then he talked about his fingers finding my front garden and then the magic bean… Nothing wrong with a gardening metaphor, OP, but watch out if he wants to plant his seeds in your dirt.
He can keep his dibber to himself, the soil is frozen over now 😂"Now is a good time of the year to turn the soil over and drill the land 😁 add a little fertiliser too!!😉 | |||
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"Started chatting with a man. All was going well, moved onto telegram and things were getting steamy. Then he talked about his fingers finding my front garden and then the magic bean… I don’t think I’ve dried up so quickly in my life! Made me wonder what words/phrases have the same effect on other people?" I'll tell you when I stop laughing. Reminds of me of repressed women going to the doctors and asking if the doctor can look at their 'front bottom' | |||
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"Started chatting with a man. All was going well, moved onto telegram and things were getting steamy. Then he talked about his fingers finding my front garden and then the magic bean… I don’t think I’ve dried up so quickly in my life! Made me wonder what words/phrases have the same effect on other people?" Ffs 🤦♀️😂 So many words and phrases put me off. Why do men do that? (Not all men). | |||
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"Oh. Ouch. I only hear things that cringe when playing the can I ruin your orgasm with a giggle fit game. My condolences. May you find a man with the vocabulary to really keep that fanny batter flowing 💜" You fanny battered on purpose.... yak ... Long may your fanny batter froth and foam... ! | |||
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"I can't abide the word "Pussy", even when it's a reference to an actual cat. It just makes me want to be physically sick. That's a rather extreme reaction
Possibly.
I'm no prude, give me cunt, chuff, blurt, minge, fanny, hole, beaver, snatch, vag (OK, maybe not vag), etc - for some reason it's pussy that gives me the ick. "Same! If someone says it I get an intrusive image of puss and blood coming out of a zit 🤢 | |||
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"Started chatting with a man. All was going well, moved onto telegram and things were getting steamy. Then he talked about his fingers finding my front garden and then the magic bean… I don’t think I’ve dried up so quickly in my life! Made me wonder what words/phrases have the same effect on other people? Ffs 🤦♀️😂 So many words and phrases put me off. Why do men do that? (Not all men). " To be fair they can't win. If they cunt it , they get called crude. If they flower it they are childish and if they vulva / vagina it they are too clinical. Best to send them a list of acceptable phrases before chat begins  | |||
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"Maybe he was just a massive fan of Joseph jacobs jack and the beanstalk? If so. At least he didn't say. Fe fi foe fum my middle finger is heading for you bum. 🫢🤣"  i definitely laughed out loud to that one | |||
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"Started chatting with a man. All was going well, moved onto telegram and things were getting steamy. Then he talked about his fingers finding my front garden and then the magic bean… I don’t think I’ve dried up so quickly in my life! Made me wonder what words/phrases have the same effect on other people?" Maybe we should all do a word intolerance test before entering into communication. Sometimes it's worth looking in the mirror why we respond the way we do to intolerant people. Good analogy work going on though from the gardeners among us. Prize for anyone who work the word cloche, mulch and crop rotation into the conversation. | |||
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"Started chatting with a man. All was going well, moved onto telegram and things were getting steamy. Then he talked about his fingers finding my front garden and then the magic bean… I don’t think I’ve dried up so quickly in my life! Made me wonder what words/phrases have the same effect on other people? Ffs 🤦♀️😂 So many words and phrases put me off. Why do men do that? (Not all men). " I thought you kept all yours tied and gagged? | |||
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"Started chatting with a man. All was going well, moved onto telegram and things were getting steamy. Then he talked about his fingers finding my front garden and then the magic bean… I don’t think I’ve dried up so quickly in my life! Made me wonder what words/phrases have the same effect on other people? Ffs 🤦♀️😂 So many words and phrases put me off. Why do men do that? (Not all men). To be fair they can't win. If they cunt it , they get called crude. If they flower it they are childish and if they vulva / vagina it they are too clinical. Best to send them a list of acceptable phrases before chat begins "This is so true. Everyone has their words. I can’t make my mind up either, I’m not particularly fond of cunt being used in the moment - love the word for any other reason but not in a sexy moment. Unless you’re Scottish, there is something about their accent when using it that I actually find arousing. Make it make sense 🤷🏻♀️🤣 | |||
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"Started chatting with a man. All was going well, moved onto telegram and things were getting steamy. Then he talked about his fingers finding my front garden and then the magic bean… I don’t think I’ve dried up so quickly in my life! Made me wonder what words/phrases have the same effect on other people? Ffs 🤦♀️😂 So many words and phrases put me off. Why do men do that? (Not all men). I thought you kept all yours tied and gagged? " It's their punishment 🤷♀️😂 | |||
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"Started chatting with a man. All was going well, moved onto telegram and things were getting steamy. Then he talked about his fingers finding my front garden and then the magic bean… I don’t think I’ve dried up so quickly in my life! Made me wonder what words/phrases have the same effect on other people? Ffs 🤦♀️😂 So many words and phrases put me off. Why do men do that? (Not all men). I thought you kept all yours tied and gagged? It's their punishment 🤷♀️😂" Harsh but fair 🤣 | |||
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"Started chatting with a man. All was going well, moved onto telegram and things were getting steamy. Then he talked about his fingers finding my front garden and then the magic bean… I don’t think I’ve dried up so quickly in my life! Made me wonder what words/phrases have the same effect on other people? Ffs 🤦♀️😂 So many words and phrases put me off. Why do men do that? (Not all men). To be fair they can't win. If they cunt it , they get called crude. If they flower it they are childish and if they vulva / vagina it they are too clinical. Best to send them a list of acceptable phrases before chat begins " | |||
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"Oh. Ouch. I only hear things that cringe when playing the can I ruin your orgasm with a giggle fit game. My condolences. May you find a man with the vocabulary to really keep that fanny batter flowing 💜 You fanny battered on purpose.... yak ... Long may your fanny batter froth and foam... !" Now I’m imagining the Magic Porridge Pot 😱 | |||
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"Oh. Ouch. I only hear things that cringe when playing the can I ruin your orgasm with a giggle fit game. My condolences. May you find a man with the vocabulary to really keep that fanny batter flowing 💜 You fanny battered on purpose.... yak ... Long may your fanny batter froth and foam... ! Now I’m imagining the Magic Porridge Pot 😱" Maybe he should have said, 'My great big spoon is entering your Magic Porridge Pot' | |||
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"Oh. Ouch. I only hear things that cringe when playing the can I ruin your orgasm with a giggle fit game. My condolences. May you find a man with the vocabulary to really keep that fanny batter flowing 💜 You fanny battered on purpose.... yak ... Long may your fanny batter froth and foam... ! Now I’m imagining the Magic Porridge Pot 😱 Maybe he should have said, 'My great big spoon is entering your Magic Porridge Pot' " ‘Fuck, little pot, fuck’ This will only make sense if you know the book 😂 Now I’m imagining what other fairy tales can be ruined 🤔 | |||
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"Started chatting with a man. All was going well, moved onto telegram and things were getting steamy. Then he talked about his fingers finding my front garden and then the magic bean… I don’t think I’ve dried up so quickly in my life! Made me wonder what words/phrases have the same effect on other people? Ffs 🤦♀️😂 So many words and phrases put me off. Why do men do that? (Not all men). To be fair they can't win. If they cunt it , they get called crude. If they flower it they are childish and if they vulva / vagina it they are too clinical. Best to send them a list of acceptable phrases before chat begins
This is so true. Everyone has their words. I can’t make my mind up either, I’m not particularly fond of cunt being used in the moment - love the word for any other reason but not in a sexy moment. Unless you’re Scottish, there is something about their accent when using it that I actually find arousing. Make it make sense 🤷🏻♀️🤣"Having been living in Scotland for many o year, I hear the term cunt being used rather fluently and commonly... I think that's due to how it's perceived up here, as a term of endearment as opposed to being offensive...for example if I was in England and said to a lady, ooooo you cheeky cow(endearingly) she'd probably be ok with it, however if I said ooooo you cheeky cunt, I'd probably get twated around the head, where as in Scotland it's the opposite way around... If I called a lady in Scotland a cow, they would be more offended than if I said cunt.🥴 | |||
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"Started chatting with a man. All was going well, moved onto telegram and things were getting steamy. Then he talked about his fingers finding my front garden and then the magic bean… I don’t think I’ve dried up so quickly in my life! Made me wonder what words/phrases have the same effect on other people? Hate the word cun*, love puff and stick it up my ars*." Don't you like your man pussy fondled? | |||
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" This is so true. Everyone has their words. I can’t make my mind up either, I’m not particularly fond of cunt being used in the moment - love the word for any other reason but not in a sexy moment. Unless you’re Scottish, there is something about their accent when using it that I actually find arousing. Make it make sense 🤷🏻♀️🤣 Having been living in Scotland for many o year, I hear the term cunt being used rather fluently and commonly... I think that's due to how it's perceived up here, as a term of endearment as opposed to being offensive...for example if I was in England and said to a lady, ooooo you cheeky cow(endearingly) she'd probably be ok with it, however if I said ooooo you cheeky cunt, I'd probably get twated around the head, where as in Scotland it's the opposite way around... If I called a lady in Scotland a cow, they would be more offended than if I said cunt.🥴" "Cunt" is perfectly acceptable when being used in any conversation. It's exceptionally versitile, and can be all things to everyone - He's a cunt, but hes a good cunt. Who does that cunt think he is? Will some cunt answer that fucking doorbell?? Everything was going so well, then 3 young cunts turned up dressed as pimps and ruined the night- Etc, etc BUT, Under no circumstances is it sexy or acceptable to use it in reference to female genitalia!!! | |||
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"Omg, the number of guys telling me they want to breed me. I hate that. Also... boipussy, mancunt? 🙄 Nicky had me in stitches with his bumpussy threads." Bumpussy. Nicky has a lot to answer for. | |||
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"Started chatting with a man. All was going well, moved onto telegram and things were getting steamy. Then he talked about his fingers finding my front garden and then the magic bean… I don’t think I’ve dried up so quickly in my life! Made me wonder what words/phrases have the same effect on other people?" 😂🤣 | |||
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"Started chatting with a man. All was going well, moved onto telegram and things were getting steamy. Then he talked about his fingers finding my front garden and then the magic bean… I don’t think I’ve dried up so quickly in my life! Made me wonder what words/phrases have the same effect on other people?" And that's why I don't do sexting! Lol | |||
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"Anyone uttering the phrase " cum for daddy " ... Gtfo.. 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮" I was once asked, if I wanted to be daddy or mummy!??.... After a split second thought... I said "I'll be daddy!"... To which, the reply I got was..."well come here and suck mummies cock!" 😳 | |||
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"My friend was once seeing a bloke who calls condoms party hats, that repulsed me lol. " You just triggered my memory. My pal use to refer to condoms as Noddy hats!🤣🤣 | |||
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"Started chatting with a man. All was going well, moved onto telegram and things were getting steamy. Then he talked about his fingers finding my front garden and then the magic bean… I don’t think I’ve dried up so quickly in my life! Made me wonder what words/phrases have the same effect on other people?" You were probably scared of the fe fi fo fum giant | |||
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"Oh. Ouch. I only hear things that cringe when playing the can I ruin your orgasm with a giggle fit game. My condolences. May you find a man with the vocabulary to really keep that fanny batter flowing 💜" Fanny batter? It's the GP for you  | |||
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"Oh. Ouch. I only hear things that cringe when playing the can I ruin your orgasm with a giggle fit game. My condolences. May you find a man with the vocabulary to really keep that fanny batter flowing 💜 You fanny battered on purpose.... yak ... Long may your fanny batter froth and foam... !" Oh granny! | |||
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"Started chatting with a man. All was going well, moved onto telegram and things were getting steamy. Then he talked about his fingers finding my front garden and then the magic bean… I don’t think I’ve dried up so quickly in my life! Made me wonder what words/phrases have the same effect on other people? You were probably scared of the fe fi fo fum giant "And I've cum late to the party oops. | |||
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"Grrr..😠 I've got to find me a magic bean!... Anyone??? I have a cow to trade!🐮😁" Has it beef flaps? | |||
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"Grrr..😠 I've got to find me a magic bean!... Anyone??? I have a cow to trade!🐮😁 Has it beef flaps? " Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣 if I said yes would you want to swap? haha 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Grrr..😠 I've got to find me a magic bean!... Anyone??? I have a cow to trade!🐮😁 Has it beef flaps? Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣 if I said yes would you want to swap? haha 🤣🤣" I like my beef not mooing | |||
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"Grrr..😠 I've got to find me a magic bean!... Anyone??? I have a cow to trade!🐮😁 Has it beef flaps? Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣 if I said yes would you want to swap? haha 🤣🤣 I like my beef not mooing "Angus steak | |||
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"When people refer to sex as fun. "Do you want some fun?" Fuck off I will go jump on a bouncy castle if I want fun"  | |||
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"Grrr..😠 I've got to find me a magic bean!... Anyone??? I have a cow to trade!🐮😁 Has it beef flaps? Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣 if I said yes would you want to swap? haha 🤣🤣 I like my beef not mooing
Angus steak "We have plenty of Angus beef where I live!😁 | |||
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"Grrr..😠 I've got to find me a magic bean!... Anyone??? I have a cow to trade!🐮😁 Has it beef flaps? Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣 if I said yes would you want to swap? haha 🤣🤣 I like my beef not mooing
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We have plenty of Angus beef where I live!😁"Your location made me think of it. | |||
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"Grrr..😠 I've got to find me a magic bean!... Anyone??? I have a cow to trade!🐮😁 Has it beef flaps? Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣 if I said yes would you want to swap? haha 🤣🤣 I like my beef not mooing
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We have plenty of Angus beef where I live!😁
Your location made me think of it."Hahaha, you wee creeper!!🤣😉 | |||
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"I once dated a girl who insisted we give names to our parts - she called hers 'Elizabeth' and referred to mine as 'Peter' ... it didn't last ..." I can imagine it, "hey hunny what you doing???" " Elizabeth is just taking a piss!" 🤣🤣🤣 " Is Peter coming out to play? Or is he in a huff?" | |||
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"Exactly! Elizabeth wants Peter etc. etc. etc... traumatising stuff!" Could of been worse, could of been Peter and Jayne.🤣 I think that would of fucked up my childhood memories reading books in school 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I remember...and Pat the dog lol! I'm still in therapy!" ROLF! Now that's funny!🤣😁🐶 | |||
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"See, I love a good cunt... but I know it's marmite" If it's Marmite, then you know it's NOT the cunt you've found | |||
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"Started chatting with a man. All was going well, moved onto telegram and things were getting steamy. Then he talked about his fingers finding my front garden and then the magic bean… I don’t think I’ve dried up so quickly in my life! Made me wonder what words/phrases have the same effect on other people?" That does seem odd words. Fuck, can be a put off, but i do like it at the right time. Not sure how I feel about men who give their cock a name. | |||
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"Anyone uttering the phrase " cum for daddy " ... Gtfo.. 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮 I was once asked, if I wanted to be daddy or mummy!??.... After a split second thought... I said "I'll be daddy!"... To which, the reply I got was..."well come here and suck mummies cock!" 😳" I've tried to stop thinking about this and move on but ffs....... I can't stop laughing....... | |||
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"dear me what the fk is up with men today" · "today"...?! You mean since the beginning of time! | |||
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"dear me what the fk is up with men today · "today"...?! You mean since the beginning of time! " | |||
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"Anyone uttering the phrase " cum for daddy " ... Gtfo.. 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮 I was once asked, if I wanted to be daddy or mummy!??.... After a split second thought... I said "I'll be daddy!"... To which, the reply I got was..."well come here and suck mummies cock!" 😳 I've tried to stop thinking about this and move on but ffs....... I can't stop laughing......." Yay!! Its living in your head rent free!!! 🤣🤣🤣 He shoots, he scores!!🤣🤣👍 | |||
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"Started chatting with a man. All was going well, moved onto telegram and things were getting steamy. Then he talked about his fingers finding my front garden and then the magic bean… I don’t think I’ve dried up so quickly in my life! Made me wonder what words/phrases have the same effect on other people?" He just wanted to tend to your lobelia and clematis. | |||
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"Started chatting with a man. All was going well, moved onto telegram and things were getting steamy. Then he talked about his fingers finding my front garden and then the magic bean… I don’t think I’ve dried up so quickly in my life! Made me wonder what words/phrases have the same effect on other people? He just wanted to tend to your lobelia and clematis." If you let me have access to your front garden I'll leave it clean and tidy when I'm finished. | |||
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"Started chatting with a man. All was going well, moved onto telegram and things were getting steamy. Then he talked about his fingers finding my front garden and then the magic bean… I don’t think I’ve dried up so quickly in my life! Made me wonder what words/phrases have the same effect on other people? He just wanted to tend to your lobelia and clematis. If you let me have access to your front garden I'll leave it clean and tidy when I'm finished. " I could do with a gardener. Are your rates fair? | |||
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"Started chatting with a man. All was going well, moved onto telegram and things were getting steamy. Then he talked about his fingers finding my front garden and then the magic bean… I don’t think I’ve dried up so quickly in my life! Made me wonder what words/phrases have the same effect on other people? He just wanted to tend to your lobelia and clematis. If you let me have access to your front garden I'll leave it clean and tidy when I'm finished. I could do with a gardener. Are your rates fair? "I have a bogof offer at the moment. Ill do your back garden for free while my colleague does your front garden. | |||
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"Started chatting with a man. All was going well, moved onto telegram and things were getting steamy. Then he talked about his fingers finding my front garden and then the magic bean… I don’t think I’ve dried up so quickly in my life! Made me wonder what words/phrases have the same effect on other people? He just wanted to tend to your lobelia and clematis. If you let me have access to your front garden I'll leave it clean and tidy when I'm finished. I could do with a gardener. Are your rates fair?
I have a bogof offer at the moment. Ill do your back garden for free while my colleague does your front garden." | |||
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