FabSwingers.com forum: Supermarket checkout

By *layfullsam OP Man
7 days ago

Solihull

What 3 to 5 items are you buying that would embarrass the *checkout girl/guy the most

That’s if there is a checkout open !

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By *avie65Man
7 days ago

In the west.

A cock ring, vibe and mini wand, all available from T3sco.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
7 days ago

Solihull

Chainsaw, Lycra all in one bike suit and stain remover

ALDI

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By *moothdickMan
7 days ago

stoke

Cucumber

Vasoline

Chain mail glove

Full face balaclava

And a pack of polos

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By *isskxxyvWoman
7 days ago

Manchester

"What 3 to 5 items are you buying that would embarrass the *checkout girl/guy the most

That’s if there is a checkout open !

Lube

Cable ties

Squirty cream

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By (user no longer on site)
7 days ago

Butternut squash

A copy of razzle

Rubber gloves

Waterproof mattress topper

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
7 days ago

A den in the Glen

Vaseline

Marigolds

Cucumber

Plunger

First aid kit

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By *parkle1974Woman
7 days ago

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By *parkle1974Woman
7 days ago

Knife

Rope

Tape

Tarpaulin

Shovel

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By *DKartelMan
7 days ago

The High Castle

"KY

Butternut squash

A copy of razzle

Rubber gloves

Waterproof mattress topper "

What is the magazine for? Something to read while you wait for the Ambulance?

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
7 days ago

Manchester

A rolling pin

Condoms

Lube

Rope

Clothes pegs

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By *issy469TV/TS
7 days ago

Luton

Lube

Carrots

Holdups

Nice Knickers

Decent bottle of Red

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By *ony MannMan
7 days ago

South Newton

I have no idea, but I did meet a lady who checked me out. I meet her at Gems, she was horrified that I recognised her. That never stopped us have 2 or 3 fantastic years together.

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By *ornyguyMan
7 days ago

Hillsborough, NI

"Cucumber

Vasoline

Chain mail glove

Full face balaclava

And a pack of polos "

It's the polo mints that have me curious the most there haha

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By *heLeadbettersCouple
7 days ago

Reading

If I'm buying a cucumber I always buy lube too.

Can't have people thinking I'm a vegetarian......

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By *hesblokeMan
7 days ago

Derbyshire village

Largest bottle of oil available, marigolds, cucumber, a Bluey plush toy and a cigar.

If that doesn't suggest debauchery, I dunno what will.

(The toy is just for my collection).

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By *cLovin2Man
7 days ago

Reading

Rope

Dildo, failing which a very large carrot

Whip

🪓 Long handle axe

Electric power drill

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By *avie65Man
7 days ago

In the west.

Chainsaw

Mincer

30l pan

Bleach

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By *wcdfor2TV/TS
7 days ago

SKELMERSDALE

5 albums by the wet lettuce of a band fronted by chris martin.

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By *rucking-HellMan
7 days ago

Northampton

A bottle of vodka,

A box of tissues,

One silk glove.

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
7 days ago

Staffordshire

A watermelon

Condoms

Kitchen Roll

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