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"her boobs 💕 " Damn straight Nora. Damn straight. | |||
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"Your user name 🤣" Hahaha it does indeed work and sums up my fab sexperience perfectly | |||
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"her boobs 💕 Damn straight Nora. Damn straight." And those!!  | |||
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"Correctly signed off with "Yours faithfully" too! Bravo OP" And a lower case f. I like this person  | |||
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"her boobs 💕 Damn straight Nora. Damn straight. And her webbed feet "That's pushing it a little my lovely, but she may live remotely in Scotland. | |||
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"It's an admirable effort 🩷 but seeing that most men don't have the inclination or attention span to read women's profiles, I doubt they will have the intellectual capacity to read that generous reply. 🙂" Very true but there’s copy and paste | |||
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"her boobs 💕 Damn straight Nora. Damn straight. And her webbed feet
That's pushing it a little my lovely, but she may live remotely in Scotland."Cheeky  - city chick | |||
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"Dear Sir, Thank you for the unexpected and unsolicited submission of your penis portrait for our consideration. We regret to inform you that it has failed to pass our most basic standards of quality control at this time. However, for a nominal fee we can offer you a report that will help you change that. The A4 report, provided via postal service, will include a personalised booklet that cover the following: - Why genitals are not an acceptable conversation opener (a step-by-step guide to saying hello) - How to appear as though you weren’t raised by wolves - Better ways to deal with your sexual frustration - How to dress your penis for social media (a rough guide to pants) AND - Penis-Reading: A new form of palmistry that may help you unlock the key to your future. We will also answer questions you might have such as: - Do I have too much time on my hands? And - Why did my penis fail basic standards of quality control? (Note: The number one reason for this occurring is that it is attached to a bigger dick than itself.) Finally, as a gesture of goodwill we intend to offer two free samples with all of your future penis portrait submissions: An inventive critique of your pride & joy AND A surprise consultation with your closest available family member about your portfolio. We trust this exciting offer is acceptable and look forward to working with you in the near future. Yours faithfully. "I think you have just pulled it off there OP. | |||
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"her boobs 💕 Damn straight Nora. Damn straight. And her webbed feet
That's pushing it a little my lovely, but she may live remotely in Scotland.
Cheeky - city chick "Haha I can only imagine the weegie accent 😂 | |||
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"Your user name 🤣" I agree. A famous Scottish composer I believe.  | |||
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"her boobs 💕 Damn straight Nora. Damn straight. And her webbed feet
That's pushing it a little my lovely, but she may live remotely in Scotland.
Cheeky - city chick
Haha I can only imagine the weegie accent 😂"Gawnyersel | |||
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"Your user name 🤣 I agree. A famous Scottish composer I believe. "Indeed, a Scottish father, Italian mother | |||
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"her boobs 💕 Damn straight Nora. Damn straight. And her webbed feet
That's pushing it a little my lovely, but she may live remotely in Scotland.
Cheeky - city chick
Haha I can only imagine the weegie accent 😂
Gawnyersel "Haha pmsl | |||
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"Dear Sir, Thank you for the unexpected and unsolicited submission of your penis portrait for our consideration. We regret to inform you that it has failed to pass our most basic standards of quality control at this time. However, for a nominal fee we can offer you a report that will help you change that. The A4 report, provided via postal service, will include a personalised booklet that cover the following: - Why genitals are not an acceptable conversation opener (a step-by-step guide to saying hello) - How to appear as though you weren’t raised by wolves - Better ways to deal with your sexual frustration - How to dress your penis for social media (a rough guide to pants) AND - Penis-Reading: A new form of palmistry that may help you unlock the key to your future. We will also answer questions you might have such as: - Do I have too much time on my hands? And - Why did my penis fail basic standards of quality control? (Note: The number one reason for this occurring is that it is attached to a bigger dick than itself.) Finally, as a gesture of goodwill we intend to offer two free samples with all of your future penis portrait submissions: An inventive critique of your pride & joy AND A surprise consultation with your closest available family member about your portfolio. We trust this exciting offer is acceptable and look forward to working with you in the near future. Yours faithfully.
I think you have just pulled it off there OP. "Oh that would nip a bit | |||
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"Dear Sir, Thank you for the unexpected and unsolicited submission of your penis portrait for our consideration. We regret to inform you that it has failed to pass our most basic standards of quality control at this time. However, for a nominal fee we can offer you a report that will help you change that. The A4 report, provided via postal service, will include a personalised booklet that cover the following: - Why genitals are not an acceptable conversation opener (a step-by-step guide to saying hello) - How to appear as though you weren’t raised by wolves - Better ways to deal with your sexual frustration - How to dress your penis for social media (a rough guide to pants) AND - Penis-Reading: A new form of palmistry that may help you unlock the key to your future. We will also answer questions you might have such as: - Do I have too much time on my hands? And - Why did my penis fail basic standards of quality control? (Note: The number one reason for this occurring is that it is attached to a bigger dick than itself.) Finally, as a gesture of goodwill we intend to offer two free samples with all of your future penis portrait submissions: An inventive critique of your pride & joy AND A surprise consultation with your closest available family member about your portfolio. We trust this exciting offer is acceptable and look forward to working with you in the near future. Yours faithfully. "Brilliant!! 👍🏼 🚫 🍆 📸 . | |||
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"Dear Sir, Thank you for the unexpected and unsolicited submission of your penis portrait for our consideration. We regret to inform you that it has failed to pass our most basic standards of quality control at this time. However, for a nominal fee we can offer you a report that will help you change that. The A4 report, provided via postal service, will include a personalised booklet that cover the following: - Why genitals are not an acceptable conversation opener (a step-by-step guide to saying hello) - How to appear as though you weren’t raised by wolves - Better ways to deal with your sexual frustration - How to dress your penis for social media (a rough guide to pants) AND - Penis-Reading: A new form of palmistry that may help you unlock the key to your future. We will also answer questions you might have such as: - Do I have too much time on my hands? And - Why did my penis fail basic standards of quality control? (Note: The number one reason for this occurring is that it is attached to a bigger dick than itself.) Finally, as a gesture of goodwill we intend to offer two free samples with all of your future penis portrait submissions: An inventive critique of your pride & joy AND A surprise consultation with your closest available family member about your portfolio. We trust this exciting offer is acceptable and look forward to working with you in the near future. Yours faithfully. "https://youtu.be/RCSYBeWuDhw?si=qij57_GsmDHufm2n You're welcome. | |||
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I used to reply with a photo of my then-partner's flaccid penis taken from an unflattering angle. The responses were excellent. | |||
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