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By *inkyLips2.0 OP   Woman
7 weeks ago

Debauchery

Now ladies do you ever reply to those statuses asking if they can lick and leave and don’t want anything in return. He offers to lick you for hours, you orgasm and boot him out without even a cup of tea for his hard work. Have you ever taken them up on it?

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By *etsmingleWoman
7 weeks ago

Hitchin

Nope, don't think i ever would to be fair as i like it on my terms. Wouldn't say no to a lick and leave though 😂

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By *rX2024123Man
7 weeks ago

Rotherfield

Not a lady but I had a couple interested in meeting at a local hotel where I turn up & she's blindfolded - I just lick her & leave. They had another guy too so I never got that chance, gutted as I'd have loved to do that☹️

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By *inkyLips2.0 OP   Woman
7 weeks ago

Debauchery


"Nope, don't think i ever would to be fair as i like it on my terms. Wouldn't say no to a lick and leave though 😂 "

Would you be generous to offer tea and a hobnob in a takeaway cup? 😂

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By *aizyWoman
7 weeks ago

west midlands

Can I have a cup of tea and a sandwich while he is down there for hours??

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By *eliWoman
7 weeks ago

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No, for a few reasons.

- it's never people I'm attracted to. Never, ever.

- if I was attracted to them and they posted that (casting a slutty, sticky net to trap any old flotsam) rather than messaging me directly, I wouldn't be dripping with need to take them up on it.

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By *inkyLips2.0 OP   Woman
7 weeks ago

Debauchery


"Can I have a cup of tea and a sandwich while he is down there for hours??"

Get him to make it first 😂

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By *etsmingleWoman
7 weeks ago

Hitchin


"Nope, don't think i ever would to be fair as i like it on my terms. Wouldn't say no to a lick and leave though 😂

Would you be generous to offer tea and a hobnob in a takeaway cup? 😂"

If he did the job right or I'm not asleep 😜

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By *aizyWoman
7 weeks ago

west midlands


"Can I have a cup of tea and a sandwich while he is down there for hours??

Get him to make it first 😂"

Bloody great idea!!

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By *inkyLips2.0 OP   Woman
7 weeks ago

Debauchery


"No, for a few reasons.

- it's never people I'm attracted to. Never, ever.

- if I was attracted to them and they posted that (casting a slutty, sticky net to trap any old flotsam) rather than messaging me directly, I wouldn't be dripping with need to take them up on it.

"

I feel you are not alone in this mind set

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By *inkyLips2.0 OP   Woman
7 weeks ago

Debauchery


"Can I have a cup of tea and a sandwich while he is down there for hours??

Get him to make it first 😂

Bloody great idea!! "

Tell him to get the kettle on, how you like your sandwich and you are good to go 👍🏽

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By *iss DevilWoman
7 weeks ago

Bedford

Nope, they make me cringe. Though the status updates about "balls need draining" or "desperately need a BJ" or similar are even worse!

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By *eliWoman
7 weeks ago

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"No, for a few reasons.

- it's never people I'm attracted to. Never, ever.

- if I was attracted to them and they posted that (casting a slutty, sticky net to trap any old flotsam) rather than messaging me directly, I wouldn't be dripping with need to take them up on it.

I feel you are not alone in this mind set"

Probably not. Women are such hard work.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
7 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Always makes me laugh when guys message us and ask this. Erm, hello…this is surely my role 🤷🏻‍♂️😋

K

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By *inkyLips2.0 OP   Woman
7 weeks ago

Debauchery


"Nope, they make me cringe. Though the status updates about "balls need draining" or "desperately need a BJ" or similar are even worse! "

Ha that was my last forum post, asking men if they are taken up on it

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By *egDaySkipperMan
7 weeks ago

Liverpool

UberLicks!

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By *viatrixWoman
7 weeks ago

Redhill

I need to be licked by a gorgeous face. This is never the case on the offers I get.

Most men are crap at cunnilingus anyway 😂😂😂😂

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By *ife NinjaMan
7 weeks ago

Dunfermline

I have angel delight. We can play spoons afterwards 🤓

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By *ackB393Man
7 weeks ago

Liverpool

Would need strong tongue muscles too!

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

no but i do use it as a filter ie a str8 no thanks ive zero interest in lick only or lick obsessed ...

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By *aid back couple123Couple
7 weeks ago

Milton keynes


"Now ladies do you ever reply to those statuses asking if they can lick and leave and don’t want anything in return. He offers to lick you for hours, you orgasm and boot him out without even a cup of tea for his hard work. Have you ever taken them up on it?"

Would you

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By *eviant87Man
7 weeks ago

wigan

As a fella in their head it’s not a lick and leave it’s a lick and hopefully you say oh go on then. Don’t fall for the trap 😂

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By *inkyLips2.0 OP   Woman
7 weeks ago

Debauchery


"I have angel delight. We can play spoons afterwards 🤓"

Has to be butter scotch 😂

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By *inkyLips2.0 OP   Woman
7 weeks ago

Debauchery


"As a fella in their head it’s not a lick and leave it’s a lick and hopefully you say oh go on then. Don’t fall for the trap 😂"

I didn’t even think it like that, now it all makes sense…. Devious devils 😂

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By *etsmingleWoman
7 weeks ago

Hitchin


"Nope, they make me cringe. Though the status updates about "balls need draining" or "desperately need a BJ" or similar are even worse! "

That is such a put off!!

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By *ife NinjaMan
7 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"I have angel delight. We can play spoons afterwards 🤓

Has to be butter scotch 😂"

Err....obviously 😋🤓

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By *eviant87Man
7 weeks ago

wigan


"As a fella in their head it’s not a lick and leave it’s a lick and hopefully you say oh go on then. Don’t fall for the trap 😂

I didn’t even think it like that, now it all makes sense…. Devious devils 😂"

Every man thinks they are the best at it in the world (me included) so how couldn’t you enjoy it so much you want to progress further. It’s all a game haha

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By *inkyLips2.0 OP   Woman
7 weeks ago

Debauchery


"Now ladies do you ever reply to those statuses asking if they can lick and leave and don’t want anything in return. He offers to lick you for hours, you orgasm and boot him out without even a cup of tea for his hard work. Have you ever taken them up on it?

Would you "

No I wouldn’t take them up on it, I need more participation and that just wouldn’t do it for me.

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By *etsmingleWoman
7 weeks ago

Hitchin


"I have angel delight. We can play spoons afterwards 🤓"

Omg do people still eat angel delight 😂

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
7 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

Id hate to have 3 of those appointments back to back I'd have a fair bit of the old tongue ache the next day 👅❌️🤣 Mr PF 😀

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By *isskxxyvWoman
7 weeks ago

Reading


"Id hate to have 3 of those appointments back to back I'd have a fair bit of the old tongue ache the next day 👅❌️🤣 Mr PF 😀"

You should get dumbbells for your tongue and jaw 🤣🤣

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
7 weeks ago

little house on the praire

No, it's not the sort of meet that would attract me

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By *inkyLips2.0 OP   Woman
7 weeks ago

Debauchery


"Id hate to have 3 of those appointments back to back I'd have a fair bit of the old tongue ache the next day 👅❌️🤣 Mr PF 😀"

Just picturing you screaming ouch ouch ouch I’ve got cramp in my tongue is highly amusing 😂🤣

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By *ife NinjaMan
7 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"I have angel delight. We can play spoons afterwards 🤓

Omg do people still eat angel delight 😂"

The cool kids do 😘🤣🤓

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
7 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest


"Id hate to have 3 of those appointments back to back I'd have a fair bit of the old tongue ache the next day 👅❌️🤣 Mr PF 😀

You should get dumbbells for your tongue and jaw 🤣🤣"

how would my face during that work out look 😳🤣 definitely not one for the wank bank 🤣

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By *arialoueWoman
7 weeks ago

Bradford

Nope I just find stuff like this very off putting coz in my previous experience it's all chat no action

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By *isskxxyvWoman
7 weeks ago

Reading


"Id hate to have 3 of those appointments back to back I'd have a fair bit of the old tongue ache the next day 👅❌️🤣 Mr PF 😀

You should get dumbbells for your tongue and jaw 🤣🤣 how would my face during that work out look 😳🤣 definitely not one for the wank bank 🤣"

The jaw ache is real when you’re giving a lengthy blowjob 😭 I need jaw exercises

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
7 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest


"Id hate to have 3 of those appointments back to back I'd have a fair bit of the old tongue ache the next day 👅❌️🤣 Mr PF 😀

Just picturing you screaming ouch ouch ouch I’ve got cramp in my tongue is highly amusing 😂🤣"

I'd just have to let it go floppy and shake my head if that happened 🤣 I ain't no quiter 🤣🤣 Mr PF 😀

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By *inkyLips2.0 OP   Woman
7 weeks ago

Debauchery


"I have angel delight. We can play spoons afterwards 🤓

Omg do people still eat angel delight 😂

The cool kids do 😘🤣🤓"

More the people over the age of 40 🙄😂

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
7 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest


"Id hate to have 3 of those appointments back to back I'd have a fair bit of the old tongue ache the next day 👅❌️🤣 Mr PF 😀

You should get dumbbells for your tongue and jaw 🤣🤣 how would my face during that work out look 😳🤣 definitely not one for the wank bank 🤣

The jaw ache is real when you’re giving a lengthy blowjob 😭 I need jaw exercises "

fish hook him when the jaw ache kicks in... let him share your pain 🤣🤣 i know when the jaw ache kicks in for my wife as that when the giggle berries get some attention 🤣 Mr PF 🤣

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By *ife NinjaMan
7 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"I have angel delight. We can play spoons afterwards 🤓

Omg do people still eat angel delight 😂

The cool kids do 😘🤣🤓

More the people over the age of 40 🙄😂"

Age = experience 👌🤭🤓

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
7 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest


"I have angel delight. We can play spoons afterwards 🤓

Omg do people still eat angel delight 😂"

butterscotch angel delight is a gift from the gods ❤️ that being said i am a very simple pleasures of life kind of creature 🤣

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By *etsmingleWoman
7 weeks ago

Hitchin

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By *etsmingleWoman
7 weeks ago

Hitchin


"I have angel delight. We can play spoons afterwards 🤓

Omg do people still eat angel delight 😂

The cool kids do 😘🤣🤓

More the people over the age of 40 🙄😂

Age = experience 👌🤭🤓"

Not always 😉

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By *etsmingleWoman
7 weeks ago

Hitchin


"I have angel delight. We can play spoons afterwards 🤓

Omg do people still eat angel delight 😂 butterscotch angel delight is a gift from the gods ❤️ that being said i am a very simple pleasures of life kind of creature 🤣"

Its like cold custard! 😂 cant stand the feeling or texture of it but maybe thats my silly ways Haha.

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By *ife NinjaMan
7 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"I have angel delight. We can play spoons afterwards 🤓

Omg do people still eat angel delight 😂 butterscotch angel delight is a gift from the gods ❤️ that being said i am a very simple pleasures of life kind of creature 🤣

Its like cold custard! 😂 cant stand the feeling or texture of it but maybe thats my silly ways Haha. "

Let me educate you. I'll bring the spoon 🤭🤓

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By *carlettsWoman
7 weeks ago

Harpenden


"Nope, don't think i ever would to be fair as i like it on my terms. Wouldn't say no to a lick and leave though 😂

Would you be generous to offer tea and a hobnob in a takeaway cup? 😂"

chocolate I hope

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By *etsmingleWoman
7 weeks ago

Hitchin


"I have angel delight. We can play spoons afterwards 🤓

Omg do people still eat angel delight 😂 butterscotch angel delight is a gift from the gods ❤️ that being said i am a very simple pleasures of life kind of creature 🤣

Its like cold custard! 😂 cant stand the feeling or texture of it but maybe thats my silly ways Haha.

Let me educate you. I'll bring the spoon 🤭🤓"

And a sick bucket just incase lol

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By *etsmingleWoman
7 weeks ago

Hitchin


"Nope, don't think i ever would to be fair as i like it on my terms. Wouldn't say no to a lick and leave though 😂

Would you be generous to offer tea and a hobnob in a takeaway cup? 😂 chocolate I hope "

Alsways 😋

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By *nthony_60Man
7 weeks ago

ipswich


"Now ladies do you ever reply to those statuses asking if they can lick and leave and don’t want anything in return. He offers to lick you for hours, you orgasm and boot him out without even a cup of tea for his hard work. Have you ever taken them up on it?"

I have done this with a lady for sometime and really haven’t done anything other than lick and eat her which she enjoys as do I

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By *ife NinjaMan
7 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"I have angel delight. We can play spoons afterwards 🤓

Omg do people still eat angel delight 😂 butterscotch angel delight is a gift from the gods ❤️ that being said i am a very simple pleasures of life kind of creature 🤣

Its like cold custard! 😂 cant stand the feeling or texture of it but maybe thats my silly ways Haha.

Let me educate you. I'll bring the spoon 🤭🤓

And a sick bucket just incase lol "

I'll hold your hair back 😘🤓

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
7 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest


"I have angel delight. We can play spoons afterwards 🤓

Omg do people still eat angel delight 😂 butterscotch angel delight is a gift from the gods ❤️ that being said i am a very simple pleasures of life kind of creature 🤣

Its like cold custard! 😂 cant stand the feeling or texture of it but maybe thats my silly ways Haha. "

I like cold custard as well 🤣

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

No, as I suspect that they'd come with some strings attached, or at least the hope that you get that carried away you decide to show your appreciation for their efforts with more than just a few jammy dodgers

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By *etsmingleWoman
7 weeks ago

Hitchin


"I have angel delight. We can play spoons afterwards 🤓

Omg do people still eat angel delight 😂 butterscotch angel delight is a gift from the gods ❤️ that being said i am a very simple pleasures of life kind of creature 🤣

Its like cold custard! 😂 cant stand the feeling or texture of it but maybe thats my silly ways Haha. I like cold custard as well 🤣"

I cant stand any sauce cold! Bean juice is another one! 🥴 only tommy K or bbq sauce ill accept cold 😂 I'm just not a saucy person…. Well… in that respect any way lol

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By *inkyLips2.0 OP   Woman
7 weeks ago

Debauchery


"Nope, don't think i ever would to be fair as i like it on my terms. Wouldn't say no to a lick and leave though 😂

Would you be generous to offer tea and a hobnob in a takeaway cup? 😂 chocolate I hope "

Has to be chocolate 100%

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

plus many of the guy who seek oral only not all but many have other issues like cant get hard cant last long hence this is there only way of getting sex ..

there must be plenty of women who do like as there must be a demand with how many guys want ??

#justmyopinion

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By *ou only live onceMan
7 weeks ago

London


"Nope, don't think i ever would to be fair as i like it on my terms. Wouldn't say no to a lick and leave though 😂

Would you be generous to offer tea and a hobnob in a takeaway cup? 😂

If he did the job right or I'm not asleep 😜 "

Look, I don't like hib nobs, but let's settle on a custard cream and call it a deal?!

🤣

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By *ansoffateMan
7 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Most people can't make a decent cup of tea anyway.

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By *ou only live onceMan
7 weeks ago

London


"Most people can't make a decent cup of tea anyway."

This is also very true. I'll say it again:

YOU DON'T NEED THAT MUCH MILK

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
7 weeks ago

A Dirty Hole

Just give me a Kit Kat as I leave and we are all good.

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By *aizyWoman
7 weeks ago

west midlands


"Most people can't make a decent cup of tea anyway.

This is also very true. I'll say it again:

YOU DON'T NEED THAT MUCH MILK"

How much is too much tho??

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By *ou only live onceMan
7 weeks ago

London


"Most people can't make a decent cup of tea anyway.

This is also very true. I'll say it again:

YOU DON'T NEED THAT MUCH MILK

How much is too much tho??"

More than a dash, but less than a splash.

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By *ansoffateMan
7 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Most people can't make a decent cup of tea anyway.

This is also very true. I'll say it again:

YOU DON'T NEED THAT MUCH MILK

How much is too much tho??

More than a dash, but less than a splash."

Now that's a motivational quote I can get behind.

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By *aizyWoman
7 weeks ago

west midlands


"Most people can't make a decent cup of tea anyway.

This is also very true. I'll say it again:

YOU DON'T NEED THAT MUCH MILK

How much is too much tho??

More than a dash, but less than a splash."

You should start your own line in embroidered tea towels

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