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Best female ear lobes......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

nominate yourself before next Friday.

I'm judging.

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By *lyce and Mister MCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk


"nominate yourself before next Friday.

I'm judging."

Mine are awful over nibbled and sucked in fact im going to go cry bow

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"nominate yourself before next Friday.

I'm judging.

Mine are awful over nibbled and sucked in fact im going to go cry bow

"

No. I promise you'll win. Just don't tell anyone I said.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to start a competition for the best little toe but will bow out to the best ear lobe and try mine another night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But surely Gwanny, there needs to be two separate categories,,, one for those with detached earlobes and one for those with conjoined earlobes.... Otherwise I can see issues arising and allegations of match fixing....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What about the male ear lobes?

My lobes are never adorned with trinkets stuck in them. Do they still stand a chance, naked as they are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As well as pierced and non-pierced lobes. May make all the difference ya know.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

..and stretched lobes...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I think I'll go for the pure lobe.

Unsullied by stretching and piercing.

Bit like a virgin fanny.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"But surely Gwanny, there needs to be two separate categories,,, one for those with detached earlobes and one for those with conjoined earlobes.... Otherwise I can see issues arising and allegations of match fixing.... "

Soxyyyyyyyyyyyyy all ear lobes are joined by the scalp ......

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I think I'll go for the pure lobe.

Unsullied by stretching and piercing.

Bit like a virgin fanny."

I've taken a picture but I don't know how to get it from the tablet onto Fab. Do you need an actual lobe for the competition or can I just describe it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy crap some of those stretched lobes give me the heebie-jeebies, I'm not a fan of those massive circular inserts that seem all rage among younger guys who choose to wear pants with elaticated ankles in public….!.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I did it. I'm so proud of myself. I took a picture of my ear and put an effect on it. Please can I get a star for that, please, please, please...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But surely Gwanny, there needs to be two separate categories,,, one for those with detached earlobes and one for those with conjoined earlobes.... Otherwise I can see issues arising and allegations of match fixing....

Soxyyyyyyyyyyyyy all ear lobes are joined by the scalp ......"

Yes Gwanny but there are big fat floppy ones and lil iddy biddie thin ones….

And apparently its even possible to determine the lineage of our parents based on whether we have floppies or not….!.

I've got a pair of floppies....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"But surely Gwanny, there needs to be two separate categories,,, one for those with detached earlobes and one for those with conjoined earlobes.... Otherwise I can see issues arising and allegations of match fixing....

Soxyyyyyyyyyyyyy all ear lobes are joined by the scalp ......

Yes Gwanny but there are big fat floppy ones and lil iddy biddie thin ones….

And apparently its even possible to determine the lineage of our parents based on whether we have floppies or not….!.

I've got a pair of floppies.... "

My sister bought me a pair of flip floppies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I've got a pair of floppies....

My sister bought me a pair of flip floppies..."

Oiu nice,,,,,,,with or without the thong…?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

I've got a pair of floppies....

My sister bought me a pair of flip floppies...

Oiu nice,,,,,,,with or without the thong…?

"

With.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Holy crap some of those stretched lobes give me the heebie-jeebies, I'm not a fan of those massive circular inserts that seem all rage among younger guys who choose to wear pants with elaticated ankles in public….!.

"

with you there Soxy! Some of them make me feel a bit queasy Ms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wise move..... them ones without a thong can shoot off at will.... and theres nowt sadder than the sound of a lonely flip-flop hobbling around looking for its matching flop-flip.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Holy crap some of those stretched lobes give me the heebie-jeebies, I'm not a fan of those massive circular inserts that seem all rage among younger guys who choose to wear pants with elaticated ankles in public….!.

with you there Soxy! Some of them make me feel a bit queasy Ms"

yep guys wearing pants with elastcated ankles should be banned in public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Holy crap some of those stretched lobes give me the heebie-jeebies, I'm not a fan of those massive circular inserts that seem all rage among younger guys who choose to wear pants with elaticated ankles in public….!.

with you there Soxy! Some of them make me feel a bit queasy Ms

yep guys wearing pants with elastcated ankles should be banned in public "

Haha! talking of pants, I saw, a lovely specimen on the bus the other day. Wearing pants that sit below the hips to reveal boxer shorts. Shame about the skid marks!!!!!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It's very close at the moment with alice just having the lead.

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