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By *lynJ OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Morden

The Rana pasta advert was just on. It tells a quick story of boyfriend trying to impress girlfriend's Italian parents with a pasta dish. They all say it tastes just like the gf's mother's pasta. Slightly embarrassed, bf heads to the kitchen followed shortly later by the mother. She says to the bf "let's keep this between us" implying she has been doing the same.

It has all the ingredients of a porn ending. The attractive mother threatens to reveal the secret and demands the bf fucks her over the kitchen counter whilst her husband and daughter are in the next room.

😄

Any other adverts deserving of the porn treatment?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
7 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Glyn, you really need to get out more fella.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
7 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Yes. The one where two men with children's voices laugh about their Haribo rings and say ...... 'we ARE the police' suddenly find themselves violently truncheoned up the jacksie from behind by a twix eating brown bear

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
7 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Cillit bang.

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By *lynJ OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Morden


"Yes. The one where two men with children's voices laugh about their Haribo rings and say ...... 'we ARE the police' suddenly find themselves violently truncheoned up the jacksie from behind by a twix eating brown bear"

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By *lynJ OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Morden


"Glyn, you really need to get out more fella. "

I know. I keep trying but the ladies aren't biting. Well, not me anyway 😔

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By *onnachakeaneMan
7 weeks ago

Dundrum


"Glyn, you really need to get out more fella.

I know. I keep trying but the ladies aren't biting. Well, not me anyway 😔"

Take no notice of him Glyn, I enjoyed your short critique… never seen the advert but sounds hot… 😉 can’t beat a bit of Milfy innuendo, most ads are mundane…

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
7 weeks ago

Bedfuck

I was thinking something similar when qvc do beauty products like creams.

A blob of the spunky looking product, on the back of the hand being rubbed in circles or cheek and it can go to a whole different level.

You can almost hear the presenter saying " if you rub this new man jizz on to your skin your sex drive goes up 100%, see how creamy and smooth it is, it will make your pussy scream for cock, don't you think so Debbie"

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
7 weeks ago

Bedfuck

Meant

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By *ermite12ukMan
7 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

I had a few different endings, for the shake & vac advert all those years ago.

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By *lynJ OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Morden


"Glyn, you really need to get out more fella.

I know. I keep trying but the ladies aren't biting. Well, not me anyway 😔

Take no notice of him Glyn, I enjoyed your short critique… never seen the advert but sounds hot… 😉 can’t beat a bit of Milfy innuendo, most ads are mundane… "

It's available on YouTube https://youtu.be/ljJrhP_2DPI?feature=shared

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The old Carling Black Label advert featuring the cowboy that spreads over 3 adverts with him making an appearance in each. There should have been a 4th in a porno

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By *onnachakeaneMan
7 weeks ago

Dundrum

Cheers 👍

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By *anilla_SundaeCouple
7 weeks ago

Aberdeen

A bit of a side track, but I absolutely love the Snickers swingers advert, it just tickles me everytime it's on

"So whose turn is it? Ryan's, obviously"

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By *onk3yb0yMan
7 weeks ago

south west


"The Rana pasta advert was just on. It tells a quick story of boyfriend trying to impress girlfriend's Italian parents with a pasta dish. They all say it tastes just like the gf's mother's pasta. Slightly embarrassed, bf heads to the kitchen followed shortly later by the mother. She says to the bf "let's keep this between us" implying she has been doing the same.

It has all the ingredients of a porn ending. The attractive mother threatens to reveal the secret and demands the bf fucks her over the kitchen counter whilst her husband and daughter are in the next room.

😄

Any other adverts deserving of the porn treatment?"

I thought exactly the same.

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