FabSwingers.com forum: Arse, arse, arse

By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

So many blooming arse threads at the moment so here is another. Hide the arse somewhere in the word or even a sentence you post. Go on, have fun with arse (gosh the g&t this afternoon was double and strong)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't be arsed today MB 🍑

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

Spoken like a trur arsenal fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Again I’m left speechless

Really good idea for a thread/game

Superbly thought out by OP

Excellent work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Again I’m left speechless

Really good idea for a thread/game

Superbly thought out by OP

Excellent work."

👏

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Again I’m left speechless

Really good idea for a thread/game

Superbly thought out by OP

Excellent work."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard there's going to be a new series of Life on Mars, exactly ten years since the last one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard there's going to be a new series of Life on Mars, exactly ten years since the last one."

Clever.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Please don't smear seman there.

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By *nebworthMan
over a year ago

Knebworth

The engine of my car settled down when I topped up the oil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been wanking so much I've got a RSE (repetitive strain effect).

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By *ilbzMan
over a year ago

Swindon Wiltshire

Responses to this post are sparse

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By *vaRoseWoman
over a year ago

Ankh-Morpork

I really can’t be doing with such coarseness today MB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is VAR sending football fans to the bar searching for solace.

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By *ggdrasil66Man
over a year ago

Saltdean

I think I’ll parse on that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really can’t be doing with such coarseness today MB"

Yes I think he's gone too far, sends out bad vibes.

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

My throat is a little hoarse today, need a drink!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is dead MB, better call for a hearse !

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

I found out earlier that those that own a car seldom walk into their local shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun fact: bears eat all humans except Jehovas Witnesses.

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By *vaRoseWoman
over a year ago

Ankh-Morpork

"This thread is dead MB, better call for a hearse !"

A real shame eh?

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

Some people can be realy coarse it seems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you pronounce it gra-ss or gr-arse ? 🤷‍♂️

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Total farse of a thread.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

Did you know that arsenic is neither a metal or a non metal but somewhere in between and condidered a metalloid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top Gear seems to be a lot less popular these days.🚘

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Is VAR sending football fans to the bar searching for solace. "

Nicely done! Two hidden in there. Get to the bar, select a drink and celebrate.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Is VAR sending football fans to the bar searching for solace.

Nicely done! Two hidden in there. Get to the bar, select a drink and celebrate."

He's got a DA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No tears every thread has to have a winner.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
over a year ago

Castlebar

Let's be clear seducing women requires a very particular sentence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's be clear seducing women requires a very particular sentence

Is it 'Dear Sexbomb' ?

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

[Removed by poster at 30/03/25 21:37:09]

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

Does anyone have one of those star serving dishes for nibbles? My local bar serves customers various nibbles using them but it's quite funny how sparsely all the nibbles are always displayed. Hardly any.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Below par selection of replies to this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arsenic. Nothing to do with ass theft, it turns out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Below par selection of replies to this thread."

Pass it by then (say aloud!)

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Again I’m left speechless

Really good idea for a thread/game

Superbly thought out by OP

Excellent work."

I think this might be the winner so far as different format than the rest. Well done

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Again I think an English -american dictionary is needed, over here arse is not much used, ass now ,that's used aplenty, jack ass wise ass ,kicked ass,whooped ass, off topic MB ,butt a rose by any other name,might not smell as sweet

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

London

Drink, feck, arse!

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Drink, feck, arse!"

Oh yes, forgot that one. Brilliant.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I've got a sub par service on my internet tonight. I swear service was better yesterday it was top class.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

The spar serves a fine coarsely ground coffee.

The war separated the nation.

The vicars Eucharist was a spectacular service this morning.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"The spar serves a fine coarsely ground coffee.

The war separated the nation.

The vicars Eucharist was a spectacular service this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Earlier today on here i watched a video of a man smear seamen on someone's arse. As they arsed around watching arsenal play. 😔. Sorry that is a terrible effort. Totally arse from elbow.

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By *fffunCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere just outside London

Oh bummer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fear seeing this thread dying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dying on its arse it would seem.

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