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"I will have a very large bacardi and diet cola with lemon and a couple of ice cubes please" 1 flower vase coming right up madam.  | |||
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"Single malt please kind sir, no ice or water, just neat... Mucho Gracia's !👍😁" On it's way Sir, bottoms up.  | |||
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"Can I have a glass of your finest free flow Spanish lager with a margarita chaser please barkeep? " Making them now for you squire. disfrutar. | |||
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"A glass of prosecco please with a fresh raspberry 🥂🍾" Having got any raspberries but will blow one as I pour it for you. | |||
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"Ebenig. Cad I hab a Lebsib blease. Lebod flavour." OMG! And it's not even 9pm yet..... | |||
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"Ebenig. Cad I hab a Lebsib blease. Lebod flavour. OMG! And it's not even 9pm yet..... "I wish I was drinking alcohol | |||
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"Ebenig. Cad I hab a Lebsib blease. Lebod flavour. OMG! And it's not even 9pm yet.....
I wish I was drinking alcohol "That's enough Calpol syrup for you. Okay, I'll make you that drink madam. | |||
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"Double glayvar fella. No ice. Ta! 🤓" A tasty drop indeed Sir. 2 drops on their way. | |||
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"I fancy something nice and deep.. I’ll also take a Malbec please "Try my drink. Warm and relaxing on the throat. Wash down with glayvar 🤭😘🤓 | |||
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"I fancy something nice and deep.. I’ll also take a Malbec please "I'd give you whatever you want!!  | |||
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"I fancy something nice and deep.. I’ll also take a Malbec please "I'll have 'Colossus' bring your Malbec over immediately Madam. Perhaps you'll also find out why that's his nickname. | |||
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"Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster" .... You want me to put your appendage in a glass and serve it to you..... "I'm gonna need a bigger glass". | |||
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"Newcastle Brown please and thank you " On it's way Sir. I'm guessing you weren't at the cup celebrations today so still sober? | |||
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"Can I have a glass of your finest free flow Spanish lager with a margarita chaser please barkeep? Making them now for you squire. disfrutar. " Delicioso senor. | |||
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"Can I have a glass of your finest free flow Spanish lager with a margarita chaser please barkeep? Making them now for you squire. disfrutar. Delicioso senor. " bienvenido. (I speak fluent google) | |||
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"Can I have a glass of your finest free flow Spanish lager with a margarita chaser please barkeep? Making them now for you squire. disfrutar. Delicioso senor. bienvenido. (I speak fluent google) "Idem. | |||
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"Can I have a glass of your finest free flow Spanish lager with a margarita chaser please barkeep? Making them now for you squire. disfrutar. Delicioso senor. bienvenido. (I speak fluent google)
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"Glass of Chardonnay and a gin and tonic please " Certainly. Have them made for you in a jiffy. Enjoy. | |||
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"Good evening fabbers. The drinks trolley is stocked and coming round. What yer' havin'? "That depends , whose paying , if I'm paying I'll have tepid tap water please. Id it's on the house I'll have a bottle of champagne, thank you | |||
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"Can I have a glass of your finest free flow Spanish lager with a margarita chaser please barkeep? Making them now for you squire. disfrutar. Delicioso senor. bienvenido. (I speak fluent google)
Idem.
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"Glass of Chardonnay and a gin and tonic please Certainly. Have them made for you in a jiffy. Enjoy. "Thank you | |||
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"Glass of Chardonnay and a gin and tonic please Certainly. Have them made for you in a jiffy. Enjoy.
Thank you "And thank you for your gallery.  | |||
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"Can I have a glass of your finest free flow Spanish lager with a margarita chaser please barkeep? Making them now for you squire. disfrutar. Delicioso senor. bienvenido. (I speak fluent google)
Idem.
Uno mas amigo. 🍻🍸"Okay that's enough now. I don't have time to keep googling language conversion. My inbox is ankle deep in clunge on account of this thread and I'm busy with admin.... mintiendo | |||
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"Can I have a glass of your finest free flow Spanish lager with a margarita chaser please barkeep? Making them now for you squire. disfrutar. Delicioso senor. bienvenido. (I speak fluent google)
Idem.
Uno mas amigo. 🍻🍸
Okay that's enough now. I don't have time to keep googling language conversion. My inbox is ankle deep in clunge on account of this thread and I'm busy with admin.... mintiendo "😂😂😂. The same again please. | |||
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"Designated driver tonight FFS, I'll have a cranberry and soda please 🫤" Just think Of all the post drinking boobies pics you'll be asked to take later. 1 Cranberry soda coming up Sir. | |||
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"Newcastle Brown please and thank you On it's way Sir. I'm guessing you weren't at the cup celebrations today so still sober? " That is true, I wasn't and I am. Although I am on my way from the later. | |||
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"Can I have a glass of your finest free flow Spanish lager with a margarita chaser please barkeep? Making them now for you squire. disfrutar. Delicioso senor. bienvenido. (I speak fluent google)
Idem.
Uno mas amigo. 🍻🍸
Okay that's enough now. I don't have time to keep googling language conversion. My inbox is ankle deep in clunge on account of this thread and I'm busy with admin.... mintiendo
😂😂😂. The same again please. "You'll have to wait until next Saturday. | |||
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"Newcastle Brown please and thank you On it's way Sir. I'm guessing you weren't at the cup celebrations today so still sober? That is true, I wasn't and I am. Although I am on my way from the later." So you live in Sunderland but,... A secret Magpie. | |||
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"I'll take a cursed cauldron cocktail 2oz black vodka 1oz blue curaçao 3oz cranberry juice Fresh lime Black sugar to rim the glass and ice cubes" Phew. I thought you were going to order something involved to make then.... On it's way Sir. | |||
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"Good evening fabbers. The drinks trolley is stocked and coming round. What yer' havin'?
That depends , whose paying , if I'm paying I'll have tepid tap water please.
Id it's on the house I'll have a bottle of champagne, thank you "It's on the house Madam. 1 bottle of fizzy joy coming right up. (Would you care for a flute, or just gonna glug it from the bottle again?) | |||
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"Good evening fabbers. The drinks trolley is stocked and coming round. What yer' havin'?
That depends , whose paying , if I'm paying I'll have tepid tap water please.
Id it's on the house I'll have a bottle of champagne, thank you
It's on the house Madam. 1 bottle of fizzy joy coming right up. (Would you care for a flute, or just gonna glug it from the bottle again?) "Either way is fine, can you also put sugar round my rim | |||
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"Good evening fabbers. The drinks trolley is stocked and coming round. What yer' havin'? "Suprise us! | |||
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"Good evening fabbers. The drinks trolley is stocked and coming round. What yer' havin'?
That depends , whose paying , if I'm paying I'll have tepid tap water please.
Id it's on the house I'll have a bottle of champagne, thank you
It's on the house Madam. 1 bottle of fizzy joy coming right up. (Would you care for a flute, or just gonna glug it from the bottle again?)
Either way is fine, can you also put sugar round my rim"I'll dip my tongue into the sugar bowl and be rim with you. *right | |||
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"Good evening fabbers. The drinks trolley is stocked and coming round. What yer' havin'?
Suprise us!"2 chilled 'Gin spankers' heading your way. | |||
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"Good evening fabbers. The drinks trolley is stocked and coming round. What yer' havin'?
Suprise us!
2 chilled 'Gin spankers' heading your way. "Thank you very much! | |||
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"Please, can I have a bottle of Vendemmia d’ Artista
Thank you"Erm, (I kind of keep that for special occasions)..... Oh alright then, you did say please. I'll pop the cork on it. Enjoy. | |||
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"Good evening fabbers. The drinks trolley is stocked and coming round. What yer' havin'?
Suprise us!
2 chilled 'Gin spankers' heading your way.
Thank you very much! "You know you'll both wake up tomorrow with red bottoms? | |||
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"My head is spinning barkeep. Was that a double measure of tequila you put in that margarita?" No I just probably forgot to rinse the glass after washing up in Fairy Liquid Antibac.... Sorry bud! | |||
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"Good evening fabbers. The drinks trolley is stocked and coming round. What yer' havin'?
Suprise us!
2 chilled 'Gin spankers' heading your way.
Thank you very much!
You know you'll both wake up tomorrow with red bottoms? "Look forward to it ha! | |||
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"Do we get any nuts to nibble whilst wetting our lips " "Our lips"! So there's two of you?!!! Well I've got 2 nuts, lick away! | |||
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"Do we get any nuts to nibble whilst wetting our lips " Nuts on me, I’ll make sure your order cum quick  | |||
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"Good evening fabbers. The drinks trolley is stocked and coming round. What yer' havin'?
Suprise us!
2 chilled 'Gin spankers' heading your way.
Thank you very much!
You know you'll both wake up tomorrow with red bottoms?
Look forward to it ha!"To be a fly on the wall in your bedroom tonight, Oooft! | |||
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"Do we get any nuts to nibble whilst wetting our lips Nuts on me, I’ll make sure your order cum quick "...Security, this man isn't on my staff. Kindly kick him in the nuts and show him out! | |||
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"coche dury meursault please" On it's way Sir. Shall I leave the bottle? | |||
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"Another drink please...Mrs will have a JD on the rocks and some sweet chilli nuts, thanks! 🙂" JD being poured, just putting some sweet chilli on my nuts. Be there in a mo! | |||
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"Au vodka blue raspberry thanks "I'll make it a double seeing as it's a Saturday night. Enjoy Sir. | |||
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"Another drink please...Mrs will have a JD on the rocks and some sweet chilli nuts, thanks! 🙂 JD being poured, just putting some sweet chilli on my nuts. Be there in a mo! "No worries mate...Mrs is inpatient, she will be having a spanking later 😉 | |||
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"I’m on the Rioja this eve … another large glass would be appreciated! Thanking you kindly " Let me get you a fresh glass Madam.... (pours) .... Shitty Day? | |||
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"Bar must be busy tonight....*waves at trolley guy with a smile*" Sorry was my bulge showing? What can I get you? | |||
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"Another drink please...Mrs will have a JD on the rocks and some sweet chilli nuts, thanks! 🙂 JD being poured, just putting some sweet chilli on my nuts. Be there in a mo!
No worries mate...Mrs is inpatient, she will be having a spanking later 😉 "Rosy red? | |||
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"I’m on the Rioja this eve … another large glass would be appreciated! Thanking you kindly Let me get you a fresh glass Madam.... (pours) .... Shitty Day? " It’s been a good day Fiddlesticks … just back from an evening out of wine and steak … I’m in happy food and booze mode! Chin chin! | |||
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"Another drink please...Mrs will have a JD on the rocks and some sweet chilli nuts, thanks! 🙂 JD being poured, just putting some sweet chilli on my nuts. Be there in a mo!
No worries mate...Mrs is inpatient, she will be having a spanking later 😉
Rosy red? "She loves it rosy red | |||
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"I’m on the Rioja this eve … another large glass would be appreciated! Thanking you kindly Let me get you a fresh glass Madam.... (pours) .... Shitty Day? It’s been a good day Fiddlesticks … just back from an evening out of wine and steak … I’m in happy food and booze mode! Chin chin! " I'm glad your day has been well. Let me pour you another and... How do you like your meat? (I mean steak) | |||
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"Another drink please...Mrs will have a JD on the rocks and some sweet chilli nuts, thanks! 🙂 JD being poured, just putting some sweet chilli on my nuts. Be there in a mo!
No worries mate...Mrs is inpatient, she will be having a spanking later 😉
Rosy red?
She loves it rosy red "I've just reviewed picture number six..... Gulp. You lucky git!!!!! Holy mother of Mary,.... (Not dismissing you madam in this reply) Just, yer' know. Wow! | |||
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"Another drink please...Mrs will have a JD on the rocks and some sweet chilli nuts, thanks! 🙂 JD being poured, just putting some sweet chilli on my nuts. Be there in a mo!
No worries mate...Mrs is inpatient, she will be having a spanking later 😉
Rosy red?
She loves it rosy red
I've just reviewed picture number six..... Gulp. You lucky git!!!!! Holy mother of Mary,.... (Not dismissing you madam in this reply) Just, yer' know. Wow! "Thanks mate, she is a corker of a women. Tink says thanks! 😜 | |||
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"Evening Seb, please could I start with a baby Guinness "Start with! Oh gosh, been one of those days has it mate? Coming right up. | |||
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"Another drink please...Mrs will have a JD on the rocks and some sweet chilli nuts, thanks! 🙂 JD being poured, just putting some sweet chilli on my nuts. Be there in a mo!
No worries mate...Mrs is inpatient, she will be having a spanking later 😉
Rosy red?
She loves it rosy red
I've just reviewed picture number six..... Gulp. You lucky git!!!!! Holy mother of Mary,.... (Not dismissing you madam in this reply) Just, yer' know. Wow!
Thanks mate, she is a corker of a women. Tink says thanks! 😜"Tink you're welcome. A bum as perfect as the word itself. (thank you both for the banter tonight and engaging my silly nonsense) | |||
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"Another drink please...Mrs will have a JD on the rocks and some sweet chilli nuts, thanks! 🙂 JD being poured, just putting some sweet chilli on my nuts. Be there in a mo!
No worries mate...Mrs is inpatient, she will be having a spanking later 😉
Rosy red?
She loves it rosy red
I've just reviewed picture number six..... Gulp. You lucky git!!!!! Holy mother of Mary,.... (Not dismissing you madam in this reply) Just, yer' know. Wow!
Thanks mate, she is a corker of a women. Tink says thanks! 😜
Tink you're welcome. A bum as perfect as the word itself. (thank you both for the banter tonight and engaging my silly nonsense) "You're welcome, it's been enjoyable thank you! | |||
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"I’m on the Rioja this eve … another large glass would be appreciated! Thanking you kindly Let me get you a fresh glass Madam.... (pours) .... Shitty Day? It’s been a good day Fiddlesticks … just back from an evening out of wine and steak … I’m in happy food and booze mode! Chin chin! I'm glad your day has been well. Let me pour you another and... How do you like your meat? (I mean steak) "Depends on the cut … hard and throbbing (I mean medium rare) | |||
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"I’m on the Rioja this eve … another large glass would be appreciated! Thanking you kindly Let me get you a fresh glass Madam.... (pours) .... Shitty Day? It’s been a good day Fiddlesticks … just back from an evening out of wine and steak … I’m in happy food and booze mode! Chin chin! I'm glad your day has been well. Let me pour you another and... How do you like your meat? (I mean steak)
Depends on the cut … hard and throbbing (I mean medium rare)"I'd need to send you a generally frowned upon regards fab photo dm for you decide if it's to your taste or not? | |||
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